You asked if I didn't think "Bettie's letter grand." I tell you it was grandly glorious and stirring and awe inspiring. In fact it was "Perfection doubly personified," the most sublime creation of a modern mind. And the fun comes in here. I received another the other day that begins in the same manner, but the Lord be praised, Rebecca had to go wash the dishes and didn't have time to finish, so I got a teaspoonfull of the genuine and unadulterated production of Bettie's fertile brain. It starts off this way,
Mr. Johnie, Esteemed friend,
If it were possible, I would waft you a word onto this dull days of days upon the balmy wings of a Zephyr, but distance intervenes and prevents; consequently I comply with the dictates of my throbbing old heart, and resort to pen and ink as a medium of communication."
And ends thusly,
"I pray you have compassion on this scrawl, and pass my imperfection by."
I answered her letter on Monday, I believe it was. I guess she has received it ere this shall have reached your hands.