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By Jack Fertig
LEO Jul 23-Aug 22
Money is tight, but that can feel a lot
worse than it is. When the going gets
tough, the tough get creative. You are
resourceful enough to rise to the challenge
and look like a million bucks even when
you're scrounging for pennies.
VIRGO Aug 23-Sep 22
If you must dwell on your faults, also take
credit for your virtues — which include
the willingness to deal with your faults.
Parental echoes in the back of your head
may need silencing. You can talk back to
the voices — in private, anyway!
LIBRA Sep 23-0ct 22
You should talk with someone (a shrink or
a confidante) about the darkness in your
brain. But if it is too much to reveal, get
out of your own troubles by helping
someone else. There are charities eager
and waiting for you.
SCORPIO Oct 23-Nov 21
The future may be looking bleak to you
right now, but that view also challenges
you to marshal your resources in prepar-
ing for the worst. It probably won't be
really bad, but best to be ready for any-
thing.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 22-Dec 20
Your wit and discernment can either pro-
pel you forward in your ambitions or fall
on ill-picked victims. Think and plan at
least a few steps ahead, remembering that
you may have to work with those you are
talking to or about.
CAPRICORN Dec 21-Jan 19
Your bullshit detector is running danger-
ously high. Few people regard disillusion-
ment as enlightenment, and nobody likes
being taken down a peg. If you really
want to be with the masters, hide out with
some good books.
AQUARIUS Jan 20-Feb 18
Your sexual needs are not quite being met;
what are you doing about that? Talking
with your partner is obviously necessary,
but talking with a friend may offer deeper
insights. When you get offended, you're
probably close to the real issue.
PISCES Feb 19-Mar 19
You like for the personal to stay personal,
but problems in your relationship are like-
ly to explode into open view. Try to focus
your critical energies positively on your-
self. What can you do to improve the situ-
ation.
ARIES Mar 20 Apr 19
We all get older with each breath; the trick
to doing it well is to stay mentally and
physically active. Your big challenge there
is to keep both moderate and constant.
Harder and faster have their place, but not
in exercise or debate.
TAURUS Apr 20-May 20
If your creative efforts seem lacking, you
may be striving for excruciatingly high
standards. You don't need to be Maria
Callas to sing in the choir, or Michelangelo
to show off your artwork. Besides, strut-
ting your stuff could be very sexy.
GEMINI May 21-Jun 20
Relationship problems can always be
blamed on parents, but their job ends
when you grow up. Now it's your respon-
sibility. Self-criticism should be a tool for
self-improvement, not for self-flagellation.
Clean up your act and get to work.
CANCER Jun 21-Jui 22
You're sure to say the wrong thing, so
don't even worry about it. Just keep your
Sense of humor and have apologies ready.
Offending a colleague may not be so easi-
ly fixed. Take responsibility and sacrifice
what you must.
Jack Fertig can be reached at 415-864-8302 or Starjack.com
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY
Julie Newmar turns 75 on Saturday.
The Hollywood and Broadway hoofer
achieved pop culture immortality as
the seductive Catwoman on the
"Batman" TV series. Her legend as
a gay icon was confirmed in the
comedy, "To Wong Foo, Thanks for
Everything, Julie Newmar."
THIS WEEK
Venus, then Mercury, align with
Saturn in Virgo, stirring up the criti-
cal faculties. Remember: Self-
improvement is job one. Mars in
Virgo squares Pluto, cranking up
energy, arguments and temper.
When your buttons get pushed,
check your buttons, not the pushet.
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