The Burro, Yearbook of Mineral Wells High School, 1928 Page: 96

I: What are you doing with all those cuspidors?
SWAN: Taking them home for my dogs.
I: What kind of dogs have you?
SWAN: Spitz.
MISS SCHOBER: Where did you learn to sing?
PAULINE PONDS: From the correspondence school.
MIss SCHOBER: Well, some of your lessons must have been lost in
the mail.
The Physics Prof. asked his class, "Who is this Violet Ray that everyone
mentions so often?"
HE: "Did you hear about good old Bertie? He's going to graduate
from High School at last, after seven years."
SHE: What did his father say?
HE: Oh, his father wired the Dean and asked him to recheck the lad's
records, for he felt sure that there was a mistake.
No. woman tells me what to do, I'm boss in my own home.
Yeah, I'm a bachelor, too.
Say, do you know an easy way to find the horsepower of a car?
No, how?
Just lift up the hood and count the plugs.
"Time is limited, therefore, make your debate as short as possible," Mr.
Baucom instructed Hazel.
"All right," agreed the latter, "Mr. Chairman, Honorable Judges, and
audience, the chairman is a Lobe, the judges are most intelligent, my opponents
are wrong, I am right, I thank you."
Our football boys wore sweat jackets,
Which brought out prespiration;
Which caused the jackets to shrink so much,
They died from strangulation.

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