viWw?pil - - vweii!f " v.wv'?vKnKfipih'" .' y & BK w . Yi Rush Hour At The Post Office t. 'f Labor The Hearty Six Gimme gimme gimme! sleet and snow to deliver the mail but against one another for the post office is only six feet wide. This hampers their fine record of fast delivery. In fact it sometimes takes one week to transfer a post card from one end of the post of- fice to another. Since the hearty six must get to the mail sometime they ignore the pacing of president Morris who walks up and down up and down in front of the wall of empty boxes:-.' c o - tory hostesses andohesome seni6ii-' The Rush Before The Rush. The . A typically ousy. morning of a typically t lousy .day sat Abilene Christian finds the hearty work- ers in the ACC post office busy at their task not of putting up mail but of answering questions asked 1 fcfltap &$b fe Pro; fessMS college .presidenjts. dormtf- : boys. " ' " :o'vVIs-the'mail'.up?"j -' r "Of course it. isn't. It won't be until 8:30 ' 'i0Goodlil8oveV'4Se! United States government in its sincere desire & FFW its citizens has .placed this line post oiiice oi yuu ooxes on ACC's campus for the 2700 stu- cd&its' and '200 faculty members. Thefe? .ferave soulsrwho labor therein fight not against rain six dedicate . themselves to their job of sorting letters mailing pack- ages and reading magazines until they find they have only 30 min- utes to finish before 2700 students mob the building after chapel wanting their letters bills comic strips Wall Street Journals Play- boys and Pravdas. When chapel is dismissed the faint inrmuring ujhp stance turns into a roar as ACC students and faculty members battling each other for a peek into their dusty boxes are usually disappointed when the expected letter or busi- ness reply turns out to be a bill from the bursar a failing slip or a draft notice. Floored Mail. After the rush the hearty six must face the task of picking up all the mail that was pushed through the box onto the floor by irate students because it wasn't theirs. Somebody may bellow "Why didn't I get a letter?" "Nobody wrote ya that's why" comes the inevitable reply. So it goes with the six hearty individuals who war aganst the 3000-strong populace of ACC freshmen sophomores juniors seniors grads professors assist- ants college presidents and bur- sars. MILLSTONES Converted. Walter H. Adams longtime Dean of Abilene -Christian College staggered acquainten- ances this week by announcing that he has become a Black Mus- lim. Dr. Adams immediately changed his name to Walter "X" and began an intensve study of Judo and the Koran. Dr. Adams has also sworn off liquor and says that he feels much better now. Challenged. Abilene minister Mid McKnight has issued a chal- lenge to Billy Graham to the effect that McKnight can make more conversions during the fiscal year beginning June 1964. "I'll even handicap myself" Mc- Knight muttered; I'll try not to convert a single person for at least a month; that ought to give Gra- ham a head start. I don't see how he can refuse a challenge like this." Graham has refused to comment. Arrested. Lissome Brigette B. Wilkinson ACC's daring Dean of Women has been dismissed from her position on charges of indecent exposure. The dismissal resulted from a recent photograph of her- self which appeared in Playboy Magazine under the title: "Miss February 29th." Miss Wilkinson will appeal the desicion. "She is yery flppealingwjnd jher lawyer.
