sm&MF? " '""?"'" ovef which club had' more mem-' bers in student government ' Ttfe tremendous blast of the cops' broadside dampened the riot- ers enthusiasm a little giving the cops time to corral them and haul them away in their paddy wagon. Managing to escape the long arm of the law Hubie was seen after the brawl strolling among the ex- members of the student senate. He spied an especially prominent ex member a "real comer" who it was rumored was going to run for president next year. "Yes sir Hubie blissfully sighed "what this school needed was a good gang fight." Science Notables Science seldom outsteps its bounds but when notable achieve- ments by men of science occur' in other 'fields these.accompl jshments should fcfe- applauded. The skillful handling of a facili- ties conflict by Dr. Stromberry and Dr. McCraw of the biology and chemistry departments respec- tively was a triumph in diplomacy. Dr. Sromberry promised in re- turn for the generous permission to use a rather obscure leaky base- ment room his biology students would quit putting rats in the infra-red spectrophotometer. "Such diplomacy rates a right thinking applause" acclaimed Rudy Ran- dolph chief note borrower of ACC. Doomed Democrats It was announced last week dur- ing chapel at Abilene Christian that the first meeting of the Young Democrats Club would be held Saturday at five a.m. in room 248 as this was the only time and room available in the administra- tion building. Jerry Flipper made the procla- mation prior to the daily advance- ment .program which consisted of the ACHS chorus singing "Does Your Mama Wear T-Shirts?" Flipper praised the fine wide minded view"'typ'ical of ACC and expressed confidence that the 25 year old Young Republican Club would welcome the competition. Obviously jubilant Flipper crow- ed "I'm obviously jubilant." At this point the crome 'cranium and' bespectacled beak o -Young .Republican magnate ;Dr. Fred Jirk inexplicably appeared from ' be- hind the curtains and with the aid of two members of the school box- ing team promptly assisted Flipper off the stage. Pole Faulter dean of men then" mounted the stand-to remark that due to a little "technical problem room 248 would be permanently closed to socialist clubs and that he was sure "none of the right thinking students would have wanted to go anyway." The aud- ience then showed their apprecia- tion by applauding. Dishwashers' Dilemna Abilene Christian's dishwashers a fearsome lot recently' advanced the age-old labor-management struggle by planning and execut- ing a riot whch dethroned Bean Baron Neile Grille. u " Grille affectionately known -as "Turns" was accused by 30 burly plate cleaners of cornering the market on his notorious Grilled Grease. Unfair Monoply. "This monop- ly" screamed Gene Jean riot in- stigator "is running us dishwash- - mtk Hi MEs A Protest Down With Grilled Grease ' ers ragged." HepbintexUiotit vta.'' Grille that his mogroplyoonrtGrille'd Grease was not onyyuhf aittQ4ocalw competitors but also conducive to" harder and longer working hours- for the dishwashers. The never flustered Grille re- plied with an effective "Ahhhhhh go soak your head." Undaunted by this brilliant dis- play of logic the dish- basin boys " produced reams of evidence which i 'hinted that Grille was unqualified to be Bean manager. The convincing factors of this evidence was that Grille's taste buds and stomach were removed 90 years ago when he first became '" marfager. Disqualification. "This disquali- fies you .from making any sort of f ood" sefections" Jean cunningly surmised f y ' Grille defended himself by stat- ing tha he never made the decis- ions. "That task was taken off my hands years ago by the administra- tion" he'confessed. "I'm sort of like .. you'd call a puppet ruler." The committee realizing that they had been attacking the wrong person immediately marched to Pole Faulter's office. They found him throwing darts at a list of names which was entitled "Chron- ic Chapel Cutters.'"' 4 Say Pole Faulter" snarled Jean "What about this monoply on Grilled Grease?" Slightly Annoyed. Faulter look- ed slightly annoyed. He turned from his obviously delightful task to put a record on his multi-million dollar office stereo. A monot- onous voice repeated over and over. "Never ask questions. Be good. Be kind. Never ask ques- m tions." Knowing they were once more defeated in their quest for a break- up of Grille's monoply the dish- washers heaved Faulter out the window and timidly left. Accursed Courses Two new courses have been add- ed to Abilene Christian's curricu lum to stimulate achievement in certain areas not previously em- phasized it was announced last week by the progressive dean of the college. "Though the college prisfently has two courses in these areSs' we felt fully justified in making this addition. We hope that all students will take an interest in this new program." It is prob- able that the students will be inter- ested indeed since the dean has included the courses in the gradu- ation requirements. The new courses are Frustration 101 and Pathetics 251.
