The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 10, Ed. 1, Friday, February 16, 1934 Page: 2 of 6
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THE DANIEL BAKER COLLEGIAN
THE DANIEL BAKER COLLEGIAN
Entered at Post Office of Brownwood Tex. as second class matter
ERNESTINE DURHAM Editor
JOHN ROBERT MONTGOMERY Business Manager
Robert Parks Associate Editor
George Lamb Assistant Business Manager
Virginia Skinner Exchange Editor
Raymond Green Sports Editor
Harold Durham Freshman Sports
Lee Ray Chandler Columnist
Prof. R. E. MacKay Faculty Advisor
Smoke of the
By Talmage Fox
"Whoa" I said to the little buck-
skin hoss I wuz rldln' "Whoa Snake"
I said again as I pulled up on the
cowhide reins. I had jlst topped the
summit of the last hill between the
town in which I lived and the little
cowtown of Ranger New Mexico.
"Well Snake this is about the end
of our trail I reckons 'hause It ain't
mot'n anuther mile on to town and I
guess we has come about thirty-five
miles today already."
It wuz about one o'clock In the af-
ternoon when I pulled up on that
there little hill to let Snake my sad-
dle hoss and Nig my pack hoss rest
for a spell. I guess they wuz tired
too 'cause we had come about thirty-
live miles that day.
We reached town about two o'clock
In the evenln' after we had took a
long test on the hill. I say "we"
'cause Snake and Nig wuz the best
wnddy Jlst about me caliber went out
to that thete ole- shack and he wuz
never heaid of or seen since. Where
he went or how it wuz not known
and 1 wuz told that thete wuz not a
biave-enuff man In town to go In-
side of that theie ole house to look
That had been about one year ago.
"Well how comes this shack to be
haunted" I asked.
".lift like this" said one of the
men who wuz standin' in the crowd
"jlst like this: summcts around two
ycais ago a ole miser lived in that
thete ole house; and every body in
the whole countty knowed that the
ole cuss had a lot of money hid
mound that there ole shack sum-
ineis "Well one day about two years ago
I wuz rldln' by the ole feller's house
and I decides to bum a drink of wa-
tei from the ole buzzard; so I gets off
me iioss and wains up to me tioor
Lee Ray Chandler
pals I had not countln' the gal back. " . ii ...hii fnrn
home that someday I expected to t y t() T d thc
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YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE
Did you ever consider the fact that yon are an example.
lere are one or more nersoim who nm talcum tin- tliifm rlvn-
e -- ts- -
you do as the things that anyone could or should do. Do you
live in the way that you would want someone else to live: Some
small child is saying to his parents that he should be allowed to
do some certain thing because he has seen you do this. Are you
aware of this fact: Some one is watching you and it may deter-
mine his life. It will be remembered that not long ago an article
was run in which the writer said that he came to Daniel Baker
because "I have watched the students of Daniel Baker. They
seem friendlier and more of my ideals than the students of any
other college that I have been around." Maybe someone is also
watching you to determine whether or not they should come to
Daniel Baker. Tor the foregoing reasons everyone should think
before he acts. Before you do
anything remember that some
one else may be watching you
to decide whether or not he
should do that. Would you like
for others to follow in your
It seems that a number of our stu-
dents would be capable of bearing the
name of some of the recent pictures.
Those that we have chosen for this
Lucy Cross -"I Am Suzanne."
Buster Gober "Flying Down to
John Montgomery "Private Life of
Hank Lee "Rasputin."
Wilford Ray Penny "Emperor
Bachelois Club "The Thundering
Bee Hickman "The Ble Broad
Jeffcrles Hlse Brown and Cross
"Gold Diggers of 1934."
Lee Ray Chandler "Torch Singer."
John Montgomery Wllma Pratt
Buster Gober Llllle Pearle Allcorn
James Tlmmins and Juanita Thoma-
son "Six of a Kind."
Morris Rodgers "The Way to
get harnessed up with as soon as
could gain me fortune.
We entered town from the west and
tiotted down the narrow dusty street
till we come to a wagon yard run by
I'cte Smith and his wife. Them streets
Is now traveled continuously by cais
but In them days there wuz no slch
a thing as a automobile. At the wa-
gon yard I got all the information 1
needed as to the location of an ole
house which thc reader will notice
later in the story wuz a ole abandon
shack that wuz supposed to be haunt-
ed by mysterious beings whether
they wuz ghosts or monsters It wuz
When I announced that I wuz go-
ing to visit that there place and ex-
plore it the statement wuz met with
a big laugh from all the men who
wuz a loafin around the wagon yard
oftlce. Some of them warned me not
to go there; others said I wouldn't
after I had heard the real facts about
that theie place. And right there is
where they proceedes to give me the
correct history of the place. I learnt
some new things about the place out-
side of the ones that I already know-
ed but the maintsts thing wuz this;
one man who seemed to know most
about the haunted shack said that a
door .ind walks in '.My Gawd!' I yell
el 'what has happened to you Mr.
Dickenson?' "Ooooh!' ho groans.
'Last night' he said 'I wus glttlng
i ead to go to bed when a feller bust-
ed in the door and tells me give him
me money or he would kill me. Well
I'd rulhui die than to let him steel
me money; so I tiled to get his gun
away fiom him and he shot me three
times Oooli!' He groans agin. 'Will
you go git the doctor fer me?' 'Shore
I will' I says; and I lit out fer town
Ji.st as fast as me hoss could run.
"Well when me and the doctor got
out theie we could not fin' the ole
feller nowheie. We look all over the
plate fci him but we Jlst couldn't fin'
him oi any .signs that he had left
'cause his .saddle wuz still In the
.'hack and there wuzn't any tracks
leaving the shack except mine. He
had ji.st mysteiiously disappeared and
has never been heard of since. So
that's how we found out that the
.'hark wuz haunted and of course the
toller who went out there about a
yeai ago and disappeared jlst made
us moie spooky about thc place and
af fer me I wouldn't go out to that
theie ole place fer a hundert bucks."
(Continued on page 4)
Tough Guy (in lobby of theatre):
Where the hell is thc men's room?
Usherette: Walk right down the
corridor turn to your right and you'll
see a sign marked "Gentlemen." Pay
no attention to the sign and walk
Two students were uncertainly fliv-
verlng their way home.
"Bill" says Henry "I wancha be
very carefful. Fir's thing ya know
you'll have us ina ditch."
"Me?" said Balll astonished "Why
I thought you was driving"
Boss: There's two dollars missing
from my desk drawer and no one but
you and I have a key to it.
Office Boy: Well let's each put a
dollar back and forget It.
"Here's a woman suing for divorce
on me grounas mat she was In a
trance when she waa married."
"Well if married life doesn't bring
ber out of it divorce won't."
Hobo: "Please lady can you help
a poor t"
Lady: "Can you law wood?"
Hobo: "What grammar! vou
mats can I aee wood"
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Using thc largest network In the
history of commercial broadcasting
the first of a scries of national radio
programs will be heard over thc Co-
lumbia network every Sunday even
ing at 8:30 to 9:00 o'clocit ana on
Thursday evenings at the same time.
Fred Waring and his Pennsylvania
will furnish the music.
Fifteen hundred supervisors of mu-
sic In the public schools throughout
the country will be selected for a
mammoth choius which will meet in
Chicago in April in connection with
the Music Siipet visors National con-
ference. Dr. Hollls Dann head of
thc music education department at
New York university will select COO
voices for the conference nnd 1000
others for a supplementary chorus.
Dr. D.inn hopes to unify the chorus
In posture breathing breath support
resonance vowels consonants tempi
phrasing emotional traction and thc
other elements of Interpretation.
Thirty of Harlem's dusky enter-
tainers gathered from Broadway
shows and fiom the night life belt
of thr metropolis make up thc cast
of "Goln' to Town" thc all-colored
rcue. Ada Brown the coffee col-
ot ed songstress known as the Kate
Smith of her race turns In the top
singing job of the revue. Famed ns
spltitu.il dellneatots thc singers of
Itusvell Wooding's choir make up an-
other portion of the entertainment.
The two dominating networks of
tod ty have an annual Income of forty
million dollars. (And those high-powered
Eastern people arc still aching
about the depression.)
Cyius Fisher radio revue writer
for Sctibner's Magazine wtites of
sonic interesting things about tadlo
stats. "For comic baggage Mr. Joe
Penncr catrles a duck a tag line.
(Wann.i buy a duck?) glosso-cplglot-tic
laugh and a loose nut delivery
which triumphs over lines without
gteat comic content."
"It is said of Fray and Braggiotti
famous two-piano team that they can
lantje Horn Three Little Pigs to Dc-
hussy without lifting a hair. They
an narfaMu nmnlAl..j
one man with four handa."'
"Mr. Gray has a first class hoakv
tonk orchestra. A honky-tonk orchi
tra is above all else a danr. il..
rinnenrient unon no tIMa . "4
effects such as you will find in iuIL'
u.. w.w...... cu h raeioajBM.
perfect as Fred Warlng's or Abu
man's. All the way up from fJJ
ishly capable baritone saxaphone. T!
Casa Loma orchestra is what U &
known in the trade as 'Thick flu
is there's no gap no weakness."
Kate Smith Is the chairman of tfe
NRA Committee of Radio Screen ua
to All it.
In the February issue of the Sit
urday Evening Post Wlnthron tuJ
geant has written an article entitled
"The American Symphony Orchet.
tra." Mr. Sargeant defines the tern
Noodllng: "Noodling is essential! .
art of producing unobtrusive miuica
ouL-KgruuuuB sou BUDsiructuret iad
this art is one of the string fUwr'i
most important functions. OtOttt-
irauy vioiintsis vioitsts cellliUiad
contrabasslsts are Important In tit
mass rainer man as inaividuals. Col-
lectlvely they form the groundwork
upon which are erected the more on
namcntal parts of a symphonic score
these being provided by the vtriJ
and colorful tones of the wind in-
an uuie-iiio. rv uglier iniroauced a DCV :
Kinu oi nooaung Known as the mini-
cal fog. That sort of swishy effect
mai rusiies arouna in the strinp
wiiiie- me iruiiiuuncs are playing the
Mr. Sargeant writes of the adding
machine drummer. "I once knew t
kcttledrummer very well. We were
both fond of taking long walks in the
country on our off days. At the end
of a walk of several miles during
which we had discussed everything
from politics to archaeology he
would suddenly inform me that we
had Just walked six thousand four
nunureu and seventy-six steps."
No Question Who
He: "Last nlgbt I dreamed I mar
ried thc most beautiful woman in the
She: "Were wo happy?"
1st Negro: Gosh! Sam's done wig
gled his feet twice today. What's del
matter wid Mm?
2nd Ditto. Well he's one of dew I
niggers dat don't bellcbo hi layin' a-
tounu uii day doln' nothing.
I he best tobacco for pipes
comes from Kentucky. audit's
called "White Burley"
WfE use White Burley in making
Granger Rough Cut. It comes
from the Blue Grass region of Kentucky
-ripe mild leaf tobacco that just about
tops them all for fragrance and flavor.
From the right place on the stalk we
select thc kind that's best for pipes. Then
we make it into Granger by Wellman's
Method and cutit up into big shaggy flakes.
White Burley tobacco-made the way
oldmanWellman taught us how to make
it that's Granger.
' 'Cut rough to smoke cool"
is the way pipe smokers
describe Granger try it
ranger Rough Cut
the pipe tobacco that's MlT.n
the pipe tobacco that's COOL
fills seem fo like H
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The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 10, Ed. 1, Friday, February 16, 1934, newspaper, February 16, 1934; Brownwood, Texas. (texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth100058/m1/2/: accessed January 19, 2019), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Howard Payne University Library.