The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 29, No. 28, Ed. 1, Friday, May 3, 1935 Page: 2 of 4
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THE DANIEL BAKER COLLEGIAN
Entered at Post Office of Brownwood Tex. as second class matter
WHAT DOES DANIEL BAKER NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING
ELSE? A reformation. Kuth Johnston . . . More good looking boys.
Anna Margatet Tucker . . . Willlngncu to wotk. Emmatic Hemphill . . .
General campus Impiovement. Olcene Hochester . . . Now buildings -using
his Imagination) Byioii Douglas . . . Activity clubs etc. Lucy Cross . . .
New furnishings maps chairs etc. Halllc Trnmmell . . . Modern Ideas.-
Blulock ... A little pep and college dances. Kobetta Moore (Hurrah!
Ilobettaj . . . Hecieatlon hull.- -Melton Smith (a fine thing for any school)
. . . Money.--Welma Green (Wolma. you hit the nail squat e on the thumb
. . . Do unythlng to the campus to make tor a change. Nell Guthrie . . .
Splilt. Mary Hart (Yes a lto would not hint . . . Money. Jane Mac-
Williams . . . Dough. Giady Whitehead . . . Money.- Uumey Hatt . .
It is no task to see that money has the mnjoi ity. Now all that is expected
of you is to DONATE!
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WHAT IMPROVEMENT DO YOU THINK WOULD HELP THE COL-
LEGE MOST7 Pep and by that I don't' mean bieakfast food.- Sara Collins
. . . New Clialrs. Mauilnc ChainquNt ("Ditto boom" says the editor)
. . . Science building.- D. A. Courscy . . . NOTE: Many answers can not
be printed for obvious tensons. Leach . . . Dance hall. Maty Anne Beck
. . Uottor buildings. Lamar Lee . . . New buildings. Maty E. McHotse
(It seems that the new buildings ate going to be the winners) ... A gen-
etal clean-up. F. G. Floyd . . . Beautificatlon in general. -Catl Ellis.
CRITICS QUIBBLING "ARE OUR FACES RED?"
Ate the ctitlcs feet pink? Well they should be after the boners they
have been pulling in the field of classical music.
The unheal d of has just happened. "Ctitlcs from all over have been
praising u man for his wondetful classic music compositions and all the time
he is llvlnu."
"When a genius sets out to have a little joke the joke is apt to be so pro-1 ?" abut; c nc thut Is always
found that no one but Its perpetrator even knows about it." And Mr. Fritz I 'P1'1 Jlckl . Boy &noB"u "'"j
K.otaler has had his little joke He has lived to laugh at the wise crack gov- J!!tu0hlng SVSn thost
.iniiw the gioat: "If he has been dead long enough he is great." Uvo bruncttcs flom the couat artlve
For thirty ycats Ktelslor has pliyed his own compositions from the in this part of the country . . . Sara
world's mMt renowned conceit stages compositions he has not- laid claim Collins has gone and done It ugaln
to but nttt United to early masters. "The 'mastets' whose names he attach- this time It is a poor defenseless prln-
eil to his compositions have been dead long; enough to have acquired the halo ter's devil that Is at the feet of the
of geniuses." His reasons for not claiming credit: "Their names look well heatt bleaker . . . Ttavis Foster Is
in ptinf. and besides" the composer continued "I find it inexpedient nnd niBMt' "' thcso lla's ho heaid
tactless to lepeat my name endlessly on the programs." ' from thc Brunette n San Antonio
It is a certainty that if he had used his name under all the compositions and hc ISfNOT going Cilif- thls
that wete credited to other masters that he would NOT have received fame i" !t 'that meT poE
until after he had had a long sojourn into the 'hereafter.' The critics of to- of thc most sotdid klnd hav(; ln.
day would not have paid him attention the critics of tomoriow would have ' troduced into the populatity elections
liad to seek for his manusciipts thus adding to their inttlnsic value tomor-1 this week What popular and promi-
row but he will lie both famous today and tomorrow. j nent senior whose name appeals on
Smart Alex critics tematkeu: "Mr. Kreisler in editing these pieces did the list of nominations has been prc-
nt follow the original as we I as he might have." Another complimented vailing upon freshmen to stuff the
him for interpreting the tiue spirit of the composer. We bet Mr. Kreisler has nominations box? . . . Nice looking
been havinjr his little ptlvnto snicketlng moments In the years just gone by. ' counIc of Ashmen Martha Weller
And the critics can't very well take back what they have dished out to the "na"lllNclBon ' ' 'atcAh thc
...uMcjt public the foutteen compositions that are Mr. Kre.sler's are destrn- 0f " f otSK
..(I to live (nil ol them) along with the best of the classical compositions. liltIe lny.stcries which has been given
I too much publicity this year: Satter-
whlte's getting Snodgrass Into the
1 public prints by fair means or chick-
en or foul ... TO THE CAMP
FIRE GIRLS: Skipper Howard in-
j tends to make a trip to Canada this
I summer with the entire Canadian
I Rockies to hike around over if you
like hiking and Howard that way.
. . . Frank Coker made his spend-
ing dimes ns a boy working on a hund
sot weekly newspaper setting and
throwing in body type Quads Right!
CAMPUSOLOGY
THE WHOLE TOWN'S TALK- being publicly wooed one night this
week? . . . Little Incongruities of
life: Ellis and Leach discussing total
soap consumption in America annu
ally (see the Meditator per so or sta
tus quo) . . . One of those things
that pop up:
A wondetful bltd is the Pelican
His bill can hold mote than his Belli'
can
He holds more in his Beak
That He eats in u Week
Now I dont see how the Helicon.
Still a mystery: Sara Colllns's Mr
X (the has been) ?
This COLLEGIATE World
THE MOODISH LIBRARY
They have introduced a new note into the library system at Bucknell Uni-
versity (l.ewisburg Pa.) N'o longer will spting-dtugged coeds and males
have to thumb alone tlui shelves until thev hit something that mltrht unit
their fancy ot (he amount. Their entcrnrislna Hbrnrinn has arranced nil tho s.ot wcc"y newspaper setting and i . . . Miss Loraine Lockett Daniel
books according to "moods." If you mo feeling a bit slckish and unsettled I lnrow'nf '" We QlmUs R'ht! I Pku "t l'"P'"r girl of last year
... u if . . . f i 7 ' " unu ulM-lu-u . . . Cleo Aldet son wns seen eav ng i has one of the few oldest violins In the
thetes the love she; should you fee disillusioned and sour about it all L cooking school BCMlon Wednesday wo Id. It has been ln nded Town n
there s the gall and bitterness shelf. Emotions made easy we should say. very domestic like . . . What male her family for genet at Inn. i. .iJ
Personality flashes of those about
town: Homer Andrews speed cop ot
the city has one of the best collec
tions of antique watches in the United
States at least the hlstoiy behind it
Indicates as much. It Is thought that
the collection Is the only one ever tt
have been submerged in 10 feet of
water (thc Galveston flood tiled to
drown It many years ago.) The col
lection lias very many novel time
pieces in it one watch is about four
inches in diameter and has three dials
and will keep thtee different times
(Mountain Central Eastern etc.) nc
curately all from one set of works.
This watch is wound and set by an
odd locking key . . . Homer also has
a wonderful collection of snapshots
taken in all parts of thc United States
TWO HUNDRED MEN STUDENTS TO ATTACK DINNER j
That was the headline that appealed in the Minnesota Daily nt the Uni-j
vetaity of Minnesota i Minneapolis i the other day. The night editor appar-1
ently hail been somewhat gioggy tot the wotd should have been "attend."!
At any late the clipped-out headline next day appealed on the journalism:
depattment bulletin board with this inscription: "Proper command Wait
until you see the whites of your eggs."
senior was accusing Lucy Cross of i father- bequeathed it to her.
POSSIBLY YOU
DON'T KNOW
They do things nicely at the University of Texas (Austin). Near the
University grounds is "Petter's Park" which is always protected by thc police
who never bother the students! It came about after a series of molestlngs
- and shootings in the park.
From the magazine News-Week: "Dr. Dk-hl weighed and measured
17127 coeds In six different universities." The man is a wonder- it takes
most of us four good years just to size up one coed.
The revenge of one professional fraternity upon another at the University
ot South Dakota (Vermillion) this winter strikes a new original note. The
(list- gtoup Inserted a want ad in the papers which lead: "Wanted 100 men
to clear the snow off the 8tnHum." And they gave the address nnd telephone
number of their rival house. Thc avalanche of job seekers had the victims
In a sweat for the next 48 hours until the plot was finally revealed.
Thete aie few enough blight spots along the lathet dieary path of "high-
er education" so that when one comes actoss something like the following
jiaiagraph fiom a standatd economics text "Labor Problems In the United
States" ono suddenly feels that life after all may be quite Interesting: "In
dustry cannot he held wholly responsible for old age. Regardless of the na
Hue of Industty men utc bound to glow old If they live long enough."
Your mother Is exactly TWICE
your age when you are the age your
mother was when you were born!
Jack Blackmon.
Mrs. Rebecca Llpscnmo White re-
cently obtained a divorce from her
husband Lieut. Thomas D. White U.
S. military attache In the Soviet
(Russia) courts nt the cost of ap-
proximately 10 cents. (Just another
reason for recognizing the bearded
fellows.)
munity to tuberculosis as nny other
gtoup of the white race.
Many humming blids teside in
Alaska during June to feed from the
bluebetry blossoms of southeastern
Alaska.
The bill for Sl.890.no for the lu-
noral of Ptesldent Garfield assassi-
nated by Chatles Guiteau. has never
been paid by thc United States gov-
er niucnt.
Alpine Guides of Grenoble France
have just asked the government to
awatd a life pension to a dog. He
saved the life of a skier when ho
broke his leg In a temperature of 22
degrees below zero. The dog lay on
the stricken man for 36 hours noting
as a living blanket and preventing
him from freezing. (He deserves a
pension.)
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The Influence of Popeye the comic strip character is being felt by the
school cafeteria at North Carolina State Clolege (Raleigh) where spinach
disappears more rapidly from the steam table than any other vegetation.
A rust-resistant stnin of snapdragon has recently been perfected by a
graduate of the University of West Vi.-ginia (Morgantown) who is now a
professor at the Univetsity of California (Berkeley.)
Six members of the faculty at' Hiiinlluo University (St. Paul Minn.) have
spent nn aggiegate total of 174 years as piofcssors at that Institution.
New way to get through college with a minimum of effort Unable to
write as fast as a professor could talk a Loyola University (New Orleans)
freshman hired a stenographer to take thc lecture in shorthand.
Tho oldest car on the campus at Ohio State University (Columbus) Is a
1013 Ford roadster with Illumination provided by kerosene lamps.
The cadets at Virginia Military Institute (Lexington) have finally defined
heredity. It is something a father believes In until his son starts to act
like a fool.
Goldfish grow according to tho size
and nature of their container.
Only $4500 difference in money
contributions decided tho location of
tho State Cnpitol at Austin instead
of Bastrop (Texas.) In the past 65
years the population of Bastrop has
increased just ONE while Austin has
increased her population by 376 per
cent.
Debts of all kinds in this count! v
amount to 5281000000000 which is
nearly equal to till kinds of wealth
estimated at $300000000000. (Won-
der if they figured that 10 cents 1
owe Morris?)
By Whom?
We see that Beans has fallen for a
blonde this time out on Coggln.
We wonder what the matter was
between Jack and Ophelia- incident-
ally tho tear seems to have been
patched ?
We wonder when Genevieve and
Doulke J are going back to Mt. Zlon?
Odd reasons for discontinuing a class only this was given by a professor
at Loyola A. and M.:'"The class Is lousy" he stated In announcing that he
would no longer teach the course.
Tho University of Delaware (Neward) traces its descent from a private
school opened by a Presbytorian clergyman In 1743.
Paradise has a new location. William Fairfield Warren former presi-
dent of Harvard in rcteent book seleots the North Pole as the location of
the world's first nudist colony.
An orphan girl of Brownwood prob
nbly holds the record for the number
of ailments coming one right after
the other Sho went to bed with tho
measles recovered and took chicken-
pox tho day she got out of bed re
covered and was operated on for ap-
pendicitis tho day she was allowed to
get out of bed. (She fainted the day
she got out of bed after tho opera-
tion fell down a flight of Btairs but
was not Injured.) P. S She was liv-
ing at a Dr.'s house at the time
fortunately.
There are six kinds of Ice.
A person docs not drown he suf-
focates. Seldom more than two table-
spoonsful of water are extracted from
a drowned person's lungs.
Williams College (Wllllamstown Mass.) recently announced that thirty
courses will be dropped from the 1S3B-3I curriculum.
David Crockett and Daniel Boone
would well envy the modern marks-
man. They would be classed as very
mediocre markamen today
It seems that Junior Is trying his
darndest to get in one night a week
out on Third!
Wilma and W. A. are still going at
full speed.
Sarah McCreary gets her man and
holds him.
Jewi have about twice aa great im-
We wonder on which end Tlssle
thinks skaters belong?
Irby Gleaton is back so Dick can
take the back seat ? Yet it seems
as If he is well established.
What has happened to Red and
Cleo's transportation?
We wonder with whom Sara C. C.
played tennis Sunday morning 7
.Hettle Fae Is really happy now that
Pluto has gotten a school
It baa been said tbat knocking
never gets one anywhere but did you
notice that the wheel that does the
squeaking Is the one tbat geta the
grease
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