The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 30, No. 19, Ed. 1, Friday, February 21, 1936 Page: 3 of 4
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Plus: "Bill Board Frolics" a cartoon "Modern
Tokyo" a Fitzpatrick Traveltalk
Paramount Newt
FRIDAY and SATURDAY Feb. 21-22
SYLVIA SIDNEY in
'Mary Burns Fugitive'
Plus: That Sensational Scientific Novelty
That Hat the Whole Country Talking
"AUDIOSCOPIKS"
We furnish you with special glasses through
which to view it.
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The Cynic Harps
It seems there Is a little difficulty
between the Cynic and another writer
ror this paper. That Is news to the
Cynic. Is It possible that somebody is
mad at the Cynic and Is trying to get
mm iota? Dear dear me.
Collegiate Review
(By Associated Collegiate' Press)
A national essay contest to encour-
age youth to express itself on matters
of government' education and business
la being urged on President Roosevelt.
University of Michlgan-Notre Dame
'football relations broken off in 1010
ksy be renewed next year.
Regular graduate courses on auto-
mobile traffic control will be started
next fall by Harvard's Bureau for
Street Traffic Research.
Privately endowed universities and
preparatory schools might be wiped
out by "tax the rich" legislation Bays
Dr. James Rowland Angell of Yale.
Losing An Inferiority
Complex It At Eaty At
Growing Long Whitkert
Ten Harvard students intrigued
with nude snow bathing have formed
the Polar "Hare" club at Cambridge.
Heavy protective "armor" is respon-
lible for many football injuries ac-
cording to I) O. McLaugbry of Brown
president of the American Football
Coaches' Association.
The Roman Catholic Church Is the
greater obstacle to communism ac-
cording to the Rev. Edmund Walsh
of Geoigetown's School of Foreign
Service.
NYU's five "iron men" have been
the sbaipest menace to Eastern baa-
Mioau leagues this season.
A national academy of public af-
fairs government-controlled along the
lines or West Ponlt and Annapolis Is
proposed in a bill now before Con-
gress. Twenty-one professors and other ex-
perts have issued a booklet condemn-
ing the Townsend Plan as a 'delusion.'
Text-bookH in history have been sin-
gled out tor attack by "Red Scare"
promoters according to Dr. Dixon Ry-
an Pox president of Union College.
New York City's public education
Wtem has received 934500000 from
WPA during the depression years.
Variations in short-wave radio slg-!
" lorm the basis of a new system
weather prediction.
TMernitlcs at the University of
eUlfornla at Los Anmlu kiva arona
wwcord as opposing the abolition of
wpulsory military training.
taty-two per cent of Simmons Col-
Mgt school of Engii graduate are
"jjged in some one of the writing
Professions.
Women make better lawyers than
w. according to every comparative
Murement of those characteristics
"wwyers studied by the Humus Bn-
nHsrlng Laboratory of Steveas Instl-
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MINNEAPOLIS Minn. (ACP)
Losing an inferiority complex finding
a broadmlnded intelligent girl or Im-
personating a faculty member are all
as easy as growing whiskers in the
opinion of Herbert Jensen University
of Minnesota senior who is the owner
of the school's only undergraduate
beard.
"Everyone I meet suggests a reason
for my beard" he says. "Just to clar-
ify the situation let me say that 1
have not been disappointed in love I
am not trying to establish myself as
a campus personality and I am not
mentally deficient."
"To me my beard has been more
than just' whiskers. Psychologically
speaking it has been a boon to me in
getting rid of an inferiority complex;
it gives me some virile feeling.
"I'll admit though that it doesn't
exactly please most girls. But at least
I have the assurance that any girl who
goes with me is broadmlnded and in-
telligent" says the bearded man who
has not revealed the number of such
girls at Minnesota.
"My beard also gives me an acade-
mic advantage over the smooth-shaven
student" Jensen argues. "Mem-
bers of the faculty are extraordinarily
cordial to me. They nod at me on
the street and shake hands with me in
the classroom. They treat me as a
colleague. My beard gets the credit."
Cultivation of the beard has been
a matter of pcreseverance explains
Jensen. It received a severe set-back
when only two weeks old a number
of his fraternity brothers doubtless
motivated by petty jealousy forcibly
removed a considerable portion of it.
Texas It Leading the
Country In NYA Youth
Activities Declared
AUSTIN Feb. 20. Texas is leading
the Nation in putting youths to work
on NYA and WPA projects.
This was revealed in a communica-
tion to Lyndon B. Johnson state NYA
director from Thelma McKelvey sec-
retary to the national advisory com
mittee of the National xouin Admin-
istration. Miss McKelvey's letter stated: "I
have been accumulating figures on
youth employment throughout the
country' and can truthfully and happi-
ly aay you are the first to report any
figure of this size. I thought you
would be pleased to know you are
nnmher one' In youth employment."
The January report submitted by
Director Johnson showed that 8571
youths are at work with 6701 of that
number on NYA projects and 1820 on
WPA Jobs. Tha report also showed
that 487 projects had been approved
and 1429530 had been set aside for
prosecution of the projects.
"Through the cooperation of the
WPA Texas Relief Commission and
tate and national employment servi-
ces wa have been able to attain thU
figure and wa expect to have 12500
youngsters on the Job by Saturday
r.hnurv 22." Director Johnson said.
Latest totals at NYA headquarters
show that Jobs have been made avail-
able for 1M8S youngsters and that
federal funds allocated for approved
Have you ever thought of all the
silly things that happen? Things that
could be prevented but aren't. Some
of them are funny In aspect but some
or tnem are too silly for words. For
Instance:
The Dlonne brats. Five at a time.
Such things as that make people won-
der what the world Is coming too.
The war In Africa. That is one
thing that should not have happened
but It did. A disgrace to the people
of the world.
Howard Payne College saying Ba
ker students are poor sports. They
had reference to the Simmons basket-
ball game. Yet the Cynic saw Payne
play Simmons and of all the poor
sports. The referee was booed and
Simmons was booed. In fact the con-
duct of all the students was a dis
grace to all the students. If Payne
will learn some manners instead of
talking so much all will be well.
The people that give advice to the
love-lorn. That is one of the silliest
things that a person can do. Nearly
all newspapers have something about
love In them and advice to the poor
fools that fall In love and then need
help. They give plenty of advice and
expect you to follow it. How can any-
body with an iota of sense give advice
to anybody that falls in love? No
two cases are alike and yet those peo
ple will tell you what to do. Seems
to the Cynic that it Is a graft. How
do they know so much about love
when they can't even define It? Even
if they do define it what good will
that do? None. The Cynic hopes
that none of that stuff will appear in
this paper any more.
The stove in the library. That is
the only stove in the world that will
not heat. Prof. McKay stood by It a
few minutes the other morning and
tried to get warm. Giving it up as a
bad job he left the library with this
remark: "This must be a summer
stove." The truth was spoken forever
and forever Amen.
The smart alecks that try to know
everybody's business. The other day
a man came to school with his nose
red. One of the so-called smart ones
spoke up and wanted to know why his
nose was red. The answer was short
and to the point. "It's glowing with
pride at being kept out of other peo-
ple's business." That was a good an-
swer and sure did shut one person up.
"Pitiful" science. It needs no ex-
plaining. No holiday's in the middle of the
year. Some would be very handy
about this time of the year.
There wouldn't be this cris-cross pace
And you would know who wrote this
MX).
Personal nomination for nuts: F.
O. Floyd.
This year's writer of the Noble
Peace Prize will bo the fellow who
discovers some way to keep the diplo-
mats apart. Judge.
If the colleges continue to get more
and more finicky pretty soon an ama-
teur won't be able to make a decent
living in any sport. Boston Herald.
PLASTER THOSE PIRATES
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PA AND MA
The Cynic has changed the name of
his column as you probably noticed.
So many people did not like the col-
umn or the name eyether. So it was
changed to meet the demands of the
dear public or something.
Reputation: A personal possession
frequently not discovered till lost.
People that live in glass houses
shouldn't.
One Sunday not long ago a deacon
passed Dr. Moore's house and heard
an awful lot of cussing. He went over
to the church and called a meeting of
n the oMorn and deacons. Soon
James came over and they called him
and asked him about the cussing. He
inobori at them a minute and then
said: "Don't oav any attention to inai.
That urun lust Dad looKinir xor m
Bible."
Some people don't always tell the
truth but they strive for self expres
sion.
A little poem has come in and needs
to be published:
I am sending you a token
Of a word that's being spoken
In regard to our director of the band.
Of hlB heart that's being torn
And his patience being worn
By the cares that come around him
thru the band.
It is also rumored round
That hearts are not so sound
After visits of the director of the band
Our Sara isn't wise
To this vllllan in disguise
Whose heart can be divided In two
places.
Or maybe we are wrong
As we sing this little song
Cause maybe she's the vllllan of the
two.
A heartbreaker of old
By the stories that are told
Unless at last her heart is touched
by love.
Our will is not a fool
And If she breaks the rule
He'll see her running round wltn
Jacks and Aces.
Will must aee the light
But to Sarah darkest night
Will continue bout this girl from Bll-
vor City.
And stlU this mystery tells
Of a picture that she spells
With Z Love You signed Sara Tom.
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chief contributions of the Research
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temperatures consists of four main
stages which invoh e carefully con-
trolled temperature gradations.
Quantities of undesirable constitu-
ents are removed. In effect then
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temperatures constitutes a comple-
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