The Menace, an Exposition of Quackery Nostrum Exploitation and Reminiscences of a Country Doctor Page: 73
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Chas. D. Dixon, M. D.
"To Mr. McLafferty, alias Mr. McGroneby, by inspiration
of my pen to a tenderfoot.
O, Mr. McLafferty,
Don't be a McFlarity,
And call on our old Carlos Bee,
He is a Mcdariby, and an old dontcareby,
And you but a "poet" you see.
Yes you are but a poet,
Sure letting us know-it,
To "Saften" our feelings for you,
But to us it is foreign,
And you foreign "boreign,"
And know not what Texans can do.
We have Mary Gracey (Viavi Representative)
And can tend to her casey,
Will phone you if you wish to go,
So you need not tarry,
Her troubles to carry,
For Texans can do it for you.
The "golden" west needs you,
So hearken you, heed you,
It is calling you daily you see,
Oh Heed your life calling,
Its need is appalling,
And without you we better will be.
Here’s what’s next.
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Dixon, Chas. D. (Charles D.). The Menace, an Exposition of Quackery Nostrum Exploitation and Reminiscences of a Country Doctor, book, 1914; San Antonio, Texas. (texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth143569/m1/89/: accessed July 28, 2017), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, texashistory.unt.edu; crediting University of Texas Health Science Center Libraries.