Scene: North Texas Daily (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 90, No. 86, Ed. 1 Friday, March 10, 2006 Page: 5 of 12
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You're going to have a great time with some great
people next week. Buy some spot remover for your
car... you'll need it
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¡Contact Jimmy at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
You will go on a wild adventure and make new
friends during spring break. Unfortunately, you will
meet Billy Bob and Bubba while you serve some jail
time for a pyramid scheme you got sucked into. It'll
just be another adventure, right?
PlSCeS Feb. 19-March 20
It won't hurt to wear some extra clothes
next week. Being modest isn't a bad thing,
especially when you reek of old fish.
March 21 - April 19
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Take the time during spring
break to find your soul mate.
When you find this person, don't
be put off by the fact that they have a giant zit on
their forehead. You're no prize yourself.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Oh, the things you can accomplish next
week if you only had a bottle of vodka and
Cancer June22-July22 l| \
Lately, you've been lame. So get it together, practice
your guitar and sing a song worth singing. No guitar?
Can't help you.
Leo July 23 -Aug. 22
You will find a package near
the center of the fountain in front
of the Willis Library. Inside, there's a straw, a
rubber band, a sheet of notebook paper and a road
flare. "MacGyver" up and break me out; they're
holding me hostage ... hurry please!
Virgo Aug. 23-Sept.22
Next week you will see the best op-
portunity ever, unless you're blind,
then you're just out of luck. In any case,
use your tactile fixation to feel things.
Libra Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
Make sure if you go to jail, that you're nobody's bitch.
Neither the guys in the hockey league, nor the women on
the lacrosse team would look at you the same.
Scorpio Oct. 24 -Nov. 21
Here's the deal. You're short, skinny, can't sing and not
that great in bed. Best bet is to find someone
over the break, latch on and never let go.
Sagittarius Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Avoid Scorpio for at least a week... maybe
two for good measure.
Capricorn Dec. 22 -Jan. 19
You'll be lying in bed one night
and realize that you haven't had a
lot of fun over spring break. Smile,
roll over and be content that
you've gotten in some 'me' time
with your favorite Internet sites.
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Thinking of drinking?
Under 21 ?
Forget about it
Minors who purchase, attempt to purchase, possess or consume
alcoholic beverages, or are intoxicated in public or misrepresent
their age to obtain alcoholic beverages, FACE THESE CONSE-
Class C misdemeanor, punishable * 8 to 40 hours community service
by a fine up to $500 • 30 to 1 80 days loss or denial of
Alcohol awareness class driver's license
i exas Alcoholic Beverage Commission
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Scene: North Texas Daily (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 90, No. 86, Ed. 1 Friday, March 10, 2006, newspaper, March 10, 2006; Denton, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth145321/m1/5/: accessed May 23, 2019), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting UNT Libraries Special Collections.