Orange Daily Tribune. (Orange, Tex.), Vol. 2, No. 127, Ed. 1 Saturday, August 22, 1903 Page: 3 of 4
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the Versatile Shrlnsr writs* Feel-
IMfly Sf S "8hrlnsr's Ravings."
At f* Bhriner ' banquet last night
In Galveston, Mr. C. E. Keppler, of this
oltjr, one of the most enthusiastic Ma-
sons In Texas, vw requested to re-
el ts sn original poem. entitled "A
Ihrlner's Ra rings," and responded
with the following, written by him-
self and delivered in that inimitable
German dialect for which Repeler la
far famed:
A SHRINER'B RAVINGS.
Vonce ubon tou erenMff chéery, in
mine arm shair setting veary,
Dinking of dose soble Sbrlners rat
t told you 'bout betrfore;
Some lager beer vas drinking, of dbo?«
base ball pants vas dinking
Undt I yondered for an hour vhy
dhey sever did got tore,
But shtuck like biases evermore.
Down the shtreet mine frau, Katrlna,
d rough der window I could seen
her : j.
Midt a letter undt a paper come oudt
der postofflce door;
She vas vaitlng for some money, undt
was looking very funny,
She vas afder me for dresses, tindt
vandted si* or four
But mine pocket book vas tore.
Pooty Boon I heard her knocking, undt
she didn't use her stocking,
Viadt broke Into mine bedroom undt
loud commenced to roar;
"Bid good-bye to your Katrlna, here's
a letter from B51 Mina.
CM UBdt llf mid her forever, for yonr
dlrdy kitchen floor
1 vlll wnsh up nevermore.
Dhen 1 grled: "Don't you remember
vhere you found t me last Novem-
ber.
Vhen ! brought me dat red fez cap
. over by der bayou shore?
El Mina was der Shriner, undt der Po-
tentate Seinheimer
Vhas der leader undt der captain of
dat noble Shriner corps,
"Blesse don'dt cry some any-
more."
Dbenlhe begins to shtrapping, In mine
grip der many drapping
Vhat from der blayboods of mine
Shtldmates I did never vhear be-
fore;
Budt she glf me her bermlsston. undt
dold me in addition
Dat I could go In bathing mtt Char-
ely Clifford on der shore,
Budt must vatch him evermore.
To dher shtatlon dhen I vandered, in
der Bhmoktng car I aaundered,
Vhen pooty . quick I meet Conductor
Oullmet at der door;
He vhas looking very vlcked. 'cause he
couldn't took mine ticket.
Vhe vas pooty close to section vat Is
numbered dlrdy-four.
On der Houston undt Bay Shore
Vhen I got down to your shtatlons I
feet ! vant some rations.
So I valked me to der Tremont, vhat
In dier sky high soar;
Dhea I told me dat black waiter to
bring me some potater.
Undt four Angers mtdt a shtlck in;
I vhas feeling pooty sore
Vhere mine beer boes evermore.
Afder I vas drough eading. on der
shtreet I see 'em meeting;
Guess der vas Ufe dousand Nobles,
may be less or may be more;
Undt der Zoo-Zoo Bandt vas blaylng.
you couldt hear dta Dutchman say-
ing.
vouldn't miss dat session not for
flfty dollar* more.
I'm a Shriner evermore!"
Der Boas Poten i ate vas riding mldt
der prophet Noyes beside him.
Also 0111, undt dhere vas Gllbough
vhat makes mine feet ao sore:
Undt, by golly! Dhere vas WVunack,
undt It makes me aiek mine
shtomaek,
Of I vlll come next August, I vlll got
from Nbrwood's shtore
A ahaas-acka undt ride before.
On dat Market shtreet vas valking.
undt vhlle '.'Happy 8hack" vas
talking
Mine mtudt vaa mldt der fellers vhat
Mtfa d«r rope on tight before:
I achirisgi n y sane, red vhlte undt
bins, dher bsadt blays der same
old Ooochy-€oo,
Vhen T looks up der vlndows at undt
see Clifford's gal Leuore,
I ahust vtnksd undt nodding
swro.
On dar rope dhoee fellers dremble,
vhen vhe got op to der teniae
Dhere vas Nobis Andrews vaitlng
sfemst to mske der camel roar;
Brsirbody vas a rushing, drough 4at
«rowd I fasdt vent brushing,
Vhen t vas hailed by iorlmgeour
|t:i|ffcat Is dOr Oanunodore,
Undt dhen t asid, "Vhat moro?"
you oome from as a Shriner?
Undt dhen I yelled «I Mina,
~ " «i DsHtek, ds|>
ahqst
Dhen *0 sat down by der table, doing
all vhat each was able,
Undt I «ata again mine fullness from
iter to der coro,
you. ladles, evermore.
Dhen we had sosas moro epeeohmak-
iae, Sret Osr Potentate, dhen tak-
. *aa
Noble Stoddard, Blaok undt oil-
b rough, Corbett makes der ladles
Cochran said Halla vas mother, undt
Andrews had Ben Hur ss brother,
Budt Mott said, "Der youngest ood-
Vas
In der family
as EI I
Minn,"
der floor
.ww
no more.
——
I could glf der pass-word better, if if
glf him you by letter,
Undt dhen he let me scamper vbea
he heard der vords I bore,
'Dwas four undt leven forty-
four.
Up der shtalrs I dhen vent sailing
undt took holdt fast to der rail-
Ing _
Undt got me skiduated tb 1 see der
down sbtairs floor;
Dhen 1 yelled to Noble Aady, "Is der
dessert hot undt sandy?"
Vhen In comes Noble Arti, der
guide, undt der fun begins galore,
For he hadt Conductor Moore.
Dhere vas a few from Mexicana, undt
dhey all did cry "Manyaos."
Chase dolt dem 'dwas no bull
flght nndt he vouid be delr mata-
dor.
Noble Lockhart. der Esqnlre, d.brow
some vater on der lire,
Vhen Bobby Weir, der Hoo-Hoo,
pooty soon did loudly roar,
"Who turned loose dat forty-
four?"
Dhen comes Billy Kolter sassy, he's
from Beaumont vhat ts gassy,
Mldt aboudt von half a dozen Spin-
dle Toppers more:
Kor a gusher dhey vas vaitlng: Sam
Park, his both handshaking.
Drying to pull d¿r casing from an oil
veil In der floor,
Budt dhey shtruck a six-foot
oar. i
I dinks maybe der camel's schleeping,
vhen 1 see McDonald creeping
Schlowly up to vhere he vas tied loose
close to dat six-foot oar;
He dinks der milk vas sour, but he
pulls mldt all his power.
Vhen dat camel's right left hindt
foot guickl'y .drough der ceiling
dore.
Undt I bedt you dat he schwore.
Lechenger begins to holler, vhen
Chase dook him by der collar
Undt on der elevator run him to der
dwendy-second floor;
Dbea he vendt a little higher. Selby
yelled oudt, "Let her lire!"
Uudt he landed mit his heedt down
vhere his feet vas been before,
Budt be cried, "Excelsior!"
Dhen Sheff Davis vendt undt hired, for
friend Kielnecke vat vas tired
A shair la der bald-headed row,
vhere he tied his shoe vat tore;
He vas looking pooty sickly, but I bedt
be sbumped np guickiy
Vhen he found himself together midt
his shoe strings on der floor.
Budt he makes von Shriner
more.
Prom der desert of Saharey to der
River Nile came Carey,
Vhere vas Noyes vhat vas sea-faring
mldt his boat down by der shore:
Carey glf him half a dollar, dhen
asged him for a swaller
Undt if he see some shtrangers pass
der river down before? 1
"Dree." be said, "undt maybe
more."
Do you vandt to ride, mine brudder,
midt mine boat, you vatch her rud-
der,
Budt if you hold fast to der rope, It
vlll take you safely o'er.
He sbtarted but der rope let flew; be
couldnt paddle dat canoe.
Undt by undt by vhe foundt him,
undt dat feller's pants got tore.
Uadt his hands vas pooty sore.
Vhen dat boat of Carey's landed it
vhas upside down side shtranded.
McGowan says. "Veil pull her loose
or ve vlll busdt. begoor."
Dhen he swear undt says. "Bejabers,
bring Shack Davidson undt neigh-
bors."
Uudt dhea dhey pull undll der sweat
runs oudt of every pore,
I ahust bedt a hundredt more.
Half bast ten dhey all vas filled mldt
camel's milk vhat had been spilled
Uudt tor der Noble Moslem's vow
dhey no longer did Imblore;
I could seen by delr expressions dat
dhey all have some impressons
Vhat aa Shrlnera dhey vlll carry to
der «verlastag short.
Vhere dhey'll lose 'em nevermore.
Somediag down der shtalrs vaa ring-
ing, I dinks der ladles vas bring-
ing
AH dar good tings vhat der neigh-
bors did brought home for weeks
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SUNSET
RtCHCR THAN BOLOMON'B MINBB.
Bearchlng Party Under Leadership of
Texan Under Arrest.
Chicago, August II —The Tribune
today say*: Six mm who sailed away
from Chicago a year ago in search of
a gold s*tne in the wUda of Patagonia
are now under arrest at Turk's la-
tead, ia the Wsat Indes, suspeoted of
fliUhiuterina- Their arrest aad the
detention of their
llás been **'■' before tha
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Gen. P. A T. A. A. G. P. 6 T. A.
Houston, Texas.
that ita discoverer had been driven out
by naUvee, sod when he
ranch be gave the map to
The Mercury sailed lor
leana in October. It Waa to
Oulf of Mexico and cruise
coaat of South America to
Charles Hardin was
owner, according to thai
and BmU Von T
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Rein, Charles M. Orange Daily Tribune. (Orange, Tex.), Vol. 2, No. 127, Ed. 1 Saturday, August 22, 1903, newspaper, August 22, 1903; Orange, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth182902/m1/3/: accessed March 28, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Lamar State College – Orange.