The Schulenburg Sticker (Schulenburg, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 10, Ed. 1 Friday, November 18, 1921 Page: 4 of 8
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THE SCHULENBURG STICKER, SGHULENBURG, TEXAS
Girls Ai
ried
rCatho-
Foster
jurviving sons, Matt
Poster.
i1he "Girls' Aid" met at the
eTof Alma Greenshield last
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Several of the members
sent and we all hope
£with us next time,
as especially
Methodist
December
he Girls Aid
ore the club.
committees,
ng Committee
nt Committee
These commit-
charge of any
It may occur at
s Alma Green-
en chairman of
committee, and
ekerwas elected
e entertainment
to take charge Cf
g the bazaar was
istof those serv-
ionedicommittees,
Is will be publish -
before December
iscussion being
members went
m and enjoyed
chocalate, cake,
s. '
eting will be at
mmio Bittner on
b$r 9 th.
Reporter.
emonstration.
al Ford Co. in connec-
the Ford factory, has
d to have a Fordson dera-
tion on the Adolph Stan-
arm, just north of town,
day, November 19th. Ev-
armer that can possibly get
, whether or not he ever in-
s to buy a tractor, should
e out Saturday and see this,
d'get first hand information of
4iat power farming really is.
ijr.y Ford is spending a lot of
money sending men from De-
troit, to shPw the farmer what
his tractor will do, and it goes
without saying, that some won-
derful exhibitions will be seen.
Lunch and everything free. ,
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We Don't Use a Lifting
Jack or a Crow Bar
When we are doing repair work on the finer and more
;e parts of your car, we have tools for that purpose,
fully equipped with tools, brains and experience to
your auto in the pink of condition.
It is muchness expensive to KEEP your auto in good
«««'ng order than it is to PUT it in repair after you have
ir troubles get big.
Open Whenever You Need Us.
Home of Fisk Tires. Red Top and Fabrics
_ Phone 192
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The Best by Test
Manufactured by
Security Mills
Abilene, Kans.
Kessler Mercantile Co.
},m: ' |yl • ' 7;
Local Dealers
Tempus Fugit.
The traveler raced his fastest to the
one-horse railway station and missed
the train by the most vexatious of
narrow margins.
IWhen is the next train in that di-
rection?" he asked, pointing to the
receding cars.
"Tomorrow," answered the station
agent
"At what time?"
"Jest one minute sooner than right
now."—American Legion Weekly.
He Paid for It, Though.
Mrs. Myles—That's an awfully
shabby suit your husband is wearing.
Mrs. Styles—I know it.
"Doesn't he ever buy any new
clothes?"
"Why, certainly he does."
"Why don't you make him wear
'em, then?"
"Don't be silly. Sow do you think
he'd look in my clothes?"
Unreasonable Suggestion.
"What will prevent your wife from
going through your clothes at night7"
asked the citizen who is always tell-
ing his troubles^
"Have you ever tried going home
without 'em?" asked his unsympa-
thetic friend. "There are no pockets
In B. V. D.'s or union suits."—Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
A Contemplative Mood.
"Do you think the world is growing
better and wiser?"
"Yes," replied Mr. Growcher. "Ail
Tm afraid of is that the world will
become so completely interested in
abstract questions of morality and
wisdom that it'll neglect the plain or-
dinary industry necessary to keep it
going." ?
He'd Overheard.
"You've never heard my wife sing, I
believe," said the man who was proud
of what he was pleased to call his bet-
ter half s accomplishments.
"Of course I have," replied his gruff
old neighbor. "You don't suppose we
can keep our windows closed all the
time, do you?"
Anticipating an Order.
"Why did you throw those two
pieces of toast out there on the
grass?" asked the fat restaurateur.
"I wanted to see if a couple of
quail would come around and lay down
on 'em, sir," replied the whiter-capped
chef.
THE EXCEPTION.
"No gentlemen would lie about his
golf score."
"Certainly not—unless, of course,
he was quite sure that no other gen-
tleman was in 4 (position to provs
the falsehood of his statements."
A Prospector.
He found a well of elbow grease.
He found a streak of golden grit;
Tet people said of his success
That luck had been the cause of It.
Pursued by the Girl's Father.
"I suppose you marry a lot of elop-
ing couples, squire. Quite a source of
Income, eh?"
"Yes; I git $5 for marryin' each
couple, an' they come in such darned
haste I,alius fine 'em $10 or more for
speedin'."
j One of the Old School.
Beggar (to absent-minded professor)
—Please help a poor rflan with a few
pennies. ,
Professor (very courteously handing
him a dollar)—I must beg your par-
don, sir, for not having any small
change In my possession.
Evened Up.
"Did the laundryman find those cuffs
he lost last week?"
"No, John."
"The shirts are nO good to me with-
out the cuffs."
"Evidently he figured it that way,
too. This week he lost the shirts."
80 Temperamental.
"Was your leading lady injured
when she bumped her head on the
door?"
"No, bnt it threw her into a fit of
Jealousy."
"A fit of Jealousy?"
"Yes, she saw so many other stars."
Best Way.
Bolduc—My highest ambition is to
do something that will arouse the
whole world."
Scott—Why don't you peddle alarm
clocks?—Sparks.
A Bad Combination.
"Why aren't you out in your car?"
"Flat tire."
"Why don't you get It fixed?"
"Flat purge."—Boston Transcript.
Billie Hart Predicts
Much Gold In Ddecember
Eagle Pass, Texas, Nov. 15.—
Following is Billie Hart's fore-
cast for December weather for
Texas:
Dec. 1 to 7—Fair, mild.
Dec. 8—Blizzard, rain, snow,
sleet, Northwest Texas.
Dec. 9—Fair, norther, freezing
Dec. 10--11—'-Fair, cold.
Dec. 12 13—Local rains South-
east Texas Gulf Coast Houston.
Dec. 14—Blizzard, rain, snow
Northwest Texas.
Dec. 15, 16-17 — Heavy rain,
cold norther, Southwest Texas.
Del Rio, Uvalde, Eagle Pass
South Central Texas, San An-
tonio, North Texas, Fort Worth,
Central and Southeast Texas,
Gulf Coast Houston, Southwest
Gulf Coast Texas,Corpus Christi,
Northeast Texas. Snow North-
west Texas.
Dec. 18—Fair.
Dec. 19-20— Heavy rains, cold
norther, North Texas, Fort
Worth, South Central Texas,
San Antonio, Southeast Texas,
Gulf Coast, Houston, Southwest
Gulf Coast Texas, Corpus
Christi, East Texas, Southwest
Texas, Eagle Pass. Blizzard,
rain, snow, freezing Northwest
and West Central Texas.
Dec. 21-22—Fair.
Dec. 23—Fair, cold norther.
Dec. 24-25—Blizzard, snow,
Northwest Texas.
Dec-26 to 28—Rain or snow
Northwest. Norther below
freezing throughout Texas.
Dec. 29.30—Fair, warmer.
Dec. 31—Rain or snow North-
west Texas. 1
The Sticker $1.50 during the
month of November only.
Alamo Live Cleaners
and Dyers
Of San Antonio, Texas.
Highest Grade Dyeing on all
Ladie's and Men's Garments
R. G. SEEBERGER, Representative. Phone 152
ALL KINDS PLEAT WORK
Yoakum Matress Factory
Has a temporary shop in Weimar for a short time only. We
have installed the latest improved machinery and are able to
make your own mattresses goodas'new and new ones made to
order while you wait. We have satisfiedliundreds in Hallets-
ville, Shiner and Moulton and thousands in Yoakum. Why
can't we satisfy you?
Ready Made Ticking Kept in Stock.
Yoakum Matress F^actory
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Where Buying is a Pleasure
New line of Shoes, Hats and Caps
The Store for Young Men
Copyright 1921 Hart Schaffner & Manc.||p||||||
•., A concrete example of the Greater Clothes Value for Fall
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Hart Schaffner & Marx
New Fall Suits are especially priced at this low figure
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$37,50 up to $45.00
ISSIAC FALLER'S SYSTEM CLOTHES
Moderately Priced at
$17.50, $20.00, $25.00, $30.00 and $35.00
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DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT
Just received a new line of LADIES GOAT SUITS Priced at
$20.00 to $45.00
Knit Goods, Woolen Dress Goods and Silks in all shades.
Complete line of Traveling Bags, Suit Cases and Trunks.
Also the Famous J. & K. Shoes for Ladies. Shoes to please the feet.
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The Von Rosenberg Go.
The Quality Store
LaGrang ej - - - - - Texas
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