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THi^-jMEOS D.'-n-Y HERALD. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 5.
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THE **aiJ-WKKKJ-V HEitvi J'
0«u- rw
Mob of preJlmiaarr "rk is completed
it |s gone over and made the perma-
nent sum?}* Th« (Act that tbia line
in being run oo a tfcree-tembs grad i Is
Hutfirient eitdescv of the character of
work that is to b* done. The line i
to be built to baseless
quarter cf a million. The atructure
/ will le 110x270 feet. It will <xc<r.ipy
■ the space on whleh is now locate t:.«
i Knty freight depot. Deatson is solas
tome —Van Alatyne Leader.
THE GROWTH 0- THE CANNING
* IN CHEST.
ALL SORTS |
we* ♦« *• i♦« ♦ * • +** !+***+*
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Tfil.E>HfOKES NO. 21
Deniacn ahoui So
mission forty of gw
the be : tfees t&*:
wants for Ot* V*?
for Denten.
Tfce Oait&s Tt^T
Old Folti&iaut •*.
which e 4ft«w v<t '
a is pJawe,. TStaac *i '• W
aayttos* (tt T***«
d'«c 9KW 4a ;« «.*«(
HeraM • 2kkf> # . far "r*.
: p com-
!f I? Ik
Two railroads are heading for D< n
Ison and will nm in this vicinity
Shall we lot them leave us oft the
map?—Coalgate Record.
ul 1 .t.'T.i
!j'.oc.k far * .. i..aiag factory at
Utcvming «>o*r 'l'**, ua« been r.u>-
tatted Icr. It n aanounced that tat! « •, *oU <c.« n.sidea
work of puttlha ap the taciory witi| Y'rh\':'"i
b^tn at one*; w.ixu will resalt In tt4| Vor'io hV
befog prepand t ;*:l probabiilty, tor ■
, ,;j" «>'''* of!c «:i:i.« tha next #oaaoj|pi|. •>. , . . , ,
When we read abewt sidewalk 'brie* l'mp0 ■ t?**'P11'1 * *+ut
to build a ■■ f*cto.-> there, Katuridiy,!' av ''
« the fruit and • r ck industTy la de-jf' .•
velojjed the uhm'>"r of canneries will |
Increase, and the converse of the
(Mjsitloit Is e iMiliy true—the outre j
Conner lea we fc.-. V. the faster the i
f'utt and truck ir.fljstrlee will de- J
1 he canning factory gives the
c ,
a ntury—
tin U4«—
•iwstnut!"
t.us wax new.
-•'.'hlcatfo News,
> iiimk i "• makes us think.—Hon ham FavurJti
! v* ifi3t
the «!>rinpt
u:.| has on
if there is
Poiltlcian
*>vut the
ivt-r It
WEDXESDAY, DECEMBER S, ! '<
THE MESSAGE.
It is 4*t0fedes* a fm*i thing that
Preside&t Bw «relt <Ai<J cot *«t back ,
turn his tri> to Pii:Mn.a in time toi
iaawpwate is his :r,e?sa?« to C<«* •
gresi iii rlews regardlti; this great'
esdertafciag-' If had 'ho is no
ttilfcs hew !oa« thf message might
have hsea. The atassagt- is lengthy
aaa it deals with practically er«ry-
i3 lib* #u%toi: *• u-.;
Vtoiwa. ■ ' •*"-
.m: <.-i£ ihu^'mifli ,S i
ttee atom Itoiii Iwdtt t: 1
ca«a ;4 wtw totr, ^u..
ffjml psim.i ^ ■
1*1 ci/Mn. J. i il
WW* Iter ,r
G*€ : ittrftmna ,wt'it;r in
PbMt '55Sk
jch the
The pay roll disburse'! nmoiiK rail
N.ad employes at Denlson ibis moti'h
reached, according to the Herald, UK-
pretty sum of $860,000. It's a sr.at
thing to be a gate-way railroad cen-
ter—and Den I son is a great thins -
Paris Advocate.
fr
IllAtMiiMAxwsvi a } i "in t*s \
producer's. Not only mj, hut It mahea
It iHJSblbi* to s;iv.- ail the crop, for
• h<« reason that after the demand tor
fruit in thf. Northern mart«et vNts hot
fuffici-ntiy great ; ut demand tjtood,
profitable price- for slilpuients. the
r .li-cr can save the remainder of his
cr«p by canning it and selling It to
jepntly enlarged, and Is keeping to the grocery trade
) Seating
him—she c*c; ir
reached to ti
e«r:
"What do i "
1 ■
ring citizen occu
ii, or of a crowded j
woman entered,
r behind which to!
,, ted by her slit- [
without thanking'
in (ones that |
h< st ends of the;
j
Denlson Is agitated over the rjue -
tton of an adequate water supply For
five y.'ars Boaham has been aijitaied
because of an entirely too adequate
t ir.augu supply all over the cotfnty.— Bonham
r. 'Af secrt-Ury ' :
* J< iaonstra-1 ABOUT TMK HERALD.
m ml? way to , .....
i*t :«y and ® "H1® ^>t?n's<)n Herald has been re
i. t-Mt*-« ary to
■ilt raiser the . ;ianct\ to niake ,the ' t^.r®/(M\\ '<
lanufactarer's i lotit as-\w«ll' as the '
\ . vr^ilr tvurd.Ji I
I ;&«• 5swi mu fti
at pm$ tsr
ir&K Mil I
p vc«m« . i
v r
~m>l la.
VJ iiiif/r
front as one of the leading Texas
e d issues newspapors. Editor Thom|>son la a
propmd man who seems to be thorough!) im-
liwonte of btt*d w"^ ihe spirit of progress —
miNs,Kort Worth Tele«ram.
s-'.wad) been
;® r«*s U in
HERALD ECHOES.
The man who does things is always 1
• u..n with a j a safe man to listen to,
in,* tx. more. It Is aid.
Ivv'ja ban ever
f 5osa.i xt 5 w«rnt-'
the WaR mm*
i ua-i«erta,t.!tt. TfTW. I*xu**>n has done
I aaj «Mnjt e^mat-exwt* can do if it
: wiU. ca.^' ow vf tJw> Hfor.
-Den ison Her-
That man Is worth a dozen of the
fellow who Is going lo do things
Honey Grove Ciilsen.
mi-.
thmr ttvsa the trtnsts to marriage and j
md U leaves no doubt as to • The rwgaet wt/rh H>n. Ben P. Caf
the *vws cf the President on eact* | fowl isaii* -if aie Men's Club I
aa4 wry topic he touches. j cf She run* as • r**'a5t of his Invest 1-
Iit texr* legislation that will bring gatkwt «f Umc ttidtmisatJon form of mu-
nicipal smtreram**" ha> been adopted.
It t nhKtdHid.i >a favor of this form
of gmm*ea e t for the city of Sher
mas. Tsw wfc®4(f asauer is to be sub-
mitted to a ssaJ« meeting of the citi-
zen's short!} If a maj(>rit> the
max* e«ti g ea4or
rocery dealers In the state are
I esjinr.lng to, recognlxa the fact that
a I'oo'l quality of canned goods can
be bought from Texas canners, and
in order to encourage the building
up of the- Industry in their owu state
they are commencing to patronize
home concerns, it Is hardly to be
doubt"d that th- Texas canned artl-
c!" will l>e In great demand just so
noon im the Texas grocer finds that
the people want the Texas article
and that it can be bought for the
name i rice lakl down at his place of
business as the Northern product, and
that It |KisiMi«s<-- the same degree of
excellence. There is no good reason
why it should not. It is up to the
canneries to demonstrate the excel-
lence of their output. When this is
ahexu SMTe striosent federal control
of th# eerporatlcas and suggests an
act smKar te tlw- railroad rate law,
tie pare ftaod law and the meat la-
\«9eCtio® act..
He eipr«.*ses a desire to have the
question of marriage and dl-
r?legated to the authority of
national Congress. Constitution-
al amt-id::,cnu are evidently easily
aoomtstJiisfaed from his viewpoint.
Currency reform he wants for tha
benefit at the farmer and the mer-
chant rather than to meat the re*
(jairesri-e of Wall street, a wise
ssjsgetttoh' am! one that' tin- trust Jug-
gR-rt en* s>sai mnm sk^-iUesn nights
ever to tiseir benetic
As a reggeeti^ for legislation he
Coccress that the national
govern:- nt shoald If possible impose
a graduated income tax. ThAt is
flpod Democratic doctrine, having
Jerome will go out of office a dead
one. He deserves political death.—
Dallas Times Herald.
That f« coming, and it will not be
many years before he will be entirely
forgotten. Opportunity dealt sledge
hammer blows on his door, but he' rt"r"> 11 ! 1,K«'y lh t ,h« 0®-
dldn't open it—Denlson Herald. j n'an'' will be forthcoming
Hon. fxra Pavne, M-lnsuranc** com In this connection it might be well
mlssloner of New Tork, Is said to ^ Te s canners and grocers
have extorted $40,000 hush money j'° net together and consult over the
from one Insurance magnate. The vie-! matter. Why should It be possible
tlm made a full breast of It on the t for Northern orcharding to raise, can
, witness stand yesterday, but District! f,n'I "hip to Texas fruit produced a
th,. artilin „t Attorney Jerome will not proeeeute j thousand miles from Texas orchards,
ih Ruxin*** u „ or \ ii ti . • Payn®. He Is death on cheap labor '""'1 sell to people who raise as good
_ H*n* ( ',li un e y ? I grafters or cheap harlots who have If not better peaches and other fruit
will be c*iw and s^ps taVen t« get j away their lovers via the pistol than they do? It is in keeping with
legislative acrwws The Herald \ be- route. The buccaneers of finance and 'he busineae folly of raising and hh>-
politles are never molested.—Dallas b'nK cotton to foreign inillB and buy-
Times Herald. 1 | 'tie it bnck again In the shape of
-f. i Koods. after imylng freight both ways.
The Denlson Herald preaches. In [besides losing the legitimate profit
iin to stand up.
iid if on my lap."
c man, "I beg j
" shrieked the j
ry well 1 was j
there behind'
lieves that D^&taia nhwjld take steps
to, at least give careful consideration
to this form of government and it be-
lieves that such investigation will con-
vince a majority of the voters that It
is by far Ihe bes* f jrm of govern-
ment that can be adopted.
| WITH THE EXCHANGES I
season and out of season, the gospel
of the split-log drag. It has done so
for years, and the preaching is begin-
ning to bear fruit Grayson County Is
agitating the question of good mads
as is no other county In the state,
with excellent prospects for the ob
Never' lend yourself to the borrow-
ing of trouble.
_ ^ Many shady reputations are dde to
| talnlng of them, and the credit Is due j the casting of reflections.
on the goods.—Dallas News.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
-Terrell Trans-
*r* n"* ac<*"*ed of not . pjuji-nm gm|. Iin ih-bkoii hi hiwhjh
. ^ , . ,r'yJ°* eggs to supply the de- and ,t<) 0Ct|Tlty should never cease
oceo aavoeated in the National Dem- j mnnd. The hens of the country sui>-
largely to the Herald.
crlpt. ]
There Is no outof-season for the
split-log drag. Its season Is always,
If the Denlson Herald
shall succeed
Into
ocratfc pUtfofm In IIM and again In ^ of it- b-r food we:,„ prrftching the split-Tog drag
IKK', daring which time the RephblA- t- *n*j9*y ^ ***«*' after | every county in Texas It will have ac
caas were silent on the subject. The encouraged to j^odaee all the r,lt„„iuh rt « wr,ru. thnn fhiil
~if possible" is doubtles® inserted Jn
view of the decision of the United
States Supreme Court on the subject.
The recent ttoubje in Saa Prnncls-
Bome men work overtime trying to
quench a burning thirst.
Nothing evdr takes a harder fall
out of worry than hard work.
You could <iave a lot of carfare by
letting your fhoughts travel for you,
It goes without saying that the less
said about some things the better.
Few men are able to keep within
balling distance of their good Inten-
tions. '
If a woman is In S position to sup-
port a husband she can afford to do
without ono.
It takes a woman to carry on a con
m
t i . . complished a gfeater work1 than that
eggs possible, tot which there Is al- j fOT which many men have been can-
ways a great demand— lx«aton Moul- j onlzed. But being a mere newspaper
tho Herald will go along being cussed
The hen l« one .J the greatest pro- i and discussed but never allowing It-
ducers of wenlth In the couu'iy. und! seif to be diverted from Its duty, con
r« „^r« a #4,1^.1,. . # . (,Bt there are iw.pie who insist en tented If It may but accomplish lis
' f« "orities refused j regarding her as of IMtU consequence, beneficent mission and silent an<l
Japanese children the privilege of j However, the man who Is on koo.1 J humble when the proud procession of j vernation with a man In a tone that
attending tfcu public schools, comes In i ,*'r,n* w'lI' poultry is ilso a good progress marches onward to greater i favors of a scolding.
He svs t.. .hut fh«m frkBd " h4n,i*;r. soWo- ] glories over the good country roads' Probably half the pleasure a wo-
m J how or other his wife ami children ai-; that the split-log drag has made.— 1 man gets out of life Is due to her ablb
ways seem to be provided with more' Fort Worth Record. I By to change her mind and eomplex-
of the little luxuries of life than nr>! — | ton at will.
the families of th« fallows who don't I The man who does things Is al-} Vanity lun't on the official list of
believe In raising anything but cotton ways a safe man to listen to.—Deni virtues, ypt unless a man has a good
and In buylnct their sidemeat In town.! son Herald.
—Fort Worth Record. i But the trouble Is he seldom talks;
for attention
cat from the public school is a wicked
absurdity. We have as much to
barn from Japan as Japan has to
learn from us, and no nation Is fit to
teach unless It Is also willing to
l#&rn "
The recent Hearst campaign in
New York doubtless resiioftsibte
Hens, turkeys, cows and hogs should i he'8 to° busy.—Terrell Transcript,
ajl receive attention at the hsnds of ] GOOD ROADS.
every farmer They bring In h steady
year.
opinion of himself h will never
amount to much.—(Jblcago News.
for his admonishing the people whO, Income every day in th«
think "to remember that the moat I
damaging blow that cr.« lie given pop-i- ,n hi* nro^,,:'n <*■>' ,his «nintry
u'ur government is t<> elect an un-
worthy agit;«t
hn enough railroads, Mr Harrlman
seem* to be in the minority—Denlson
Kvery farmer Is Interested In good
roads. I<et them get busy; the split-
log drag will make roads.—Blossom
Bee,
on a platform of vio-iHerald
lence ?.nd hyporrlsj i Ihe Herald will piea^e take note of
I
The ertren;
Will t; (t
as it ethers .so
fcave Imh.t, bin
| iac«« wphcjt j
'Iractln; frxaj i
T lie re af. 1.
That
neccsstty
Tl.e criiil c,i ■
b-ngth of th. meisaga th« [n"\
I say tha'
in bdag an widely read ! railroads
Mr Harrlman did not
and it could
• I in many
it degree de-
i.-i still a
had much tu
Mr H^'ri
and that
toek over the Ka:>
That's news Irde-
happenT
A private cor per.,
lake Ihe p.w.r, .{ •
Cnited States
enough if the f:-
and the mall cai cat<
ton Cbrrnlc' '
The p*j?tal b . rt;
I Jectlon of ii Hit:>
Decernbt r 1 probably through
is lasting, 'be big deficit n
>ftentlmut
- of coia-
■V.len
'U ar
you do
• doinir
An excharie
and honest lab
try will reah
It L< far b ti
handle the t'hy-
than It is to ha:
The
in. fa;it,
'IT
mer and saw
j It fs a «ln-.r
noklng un-j will prov«
motive Is' tlon.
-i) lacking!
Here's n ti'
Paris Advot , •
It; seem to J every on«.
: is when you J Reflect f>• r
if st. Ihe toost j man Impresses
1 community
>our work w
ttfleos credi-
' " ,S
V'hT '< :>■. ,
l>'U't waete
laosd 'be; faro
four cards ftk
and for
Bext hittri.
t r
rarload look
^mlng uatil
iy much nil
..Iks,
<;ar iiig the
you. Play
v are worth
ha* rb-aH
what tbfc
r results on the
rThe wirr*y of tbe M'ssouri River
• d (*a!T, the Harnma; line which i$
to «Ouoect I)«jil oo with Kansas City.
** fttrfced. Four surveying corps
and as fast as a mm-
n.m had enough
he c'-incl'deutly
Pans Ad\ocate.
d When did it
says tt can
i.ent of the
it pay. easy
ail- cut out
v iiied i I nl8.
n-.'-'ds in in
';-i :-ss rer.se
ion ami tiien
r d'-wn.
ha' the stHxl
n '!" !* coun-
!r .• -• r. rfiat
i i.£ rnu to
it.u hBiinner
• .HViai ham
'in'I a lest
< 'Meet posl-
'• n from the
'd mj |y*tiI to.
i \ >ry
I') f. n ihe,
"ir. ..ii: hy
• impression
•en i iffored a [
esfe at the;
"1 I*4'' yfHT. j
Delegates to a good roads convcn
Hon will meet In Washington city
this week from every section of the
country for the purpose of taking ar
Hon looking to concerted work in the
direction of securing good roads for
every stats lb the t?nlon. Texas Is
removed from the scene of action by
n good many miles, but Interest at-
tends Ju t the same. If any plan can
be developed by which every section
of the "country can secure a perfect
avstem of county roads then In v -r\
truth will the agricultural problem i.e
reduced to n degree of perfection that
must bring general satisfaction A«
It Is at present rough and muddy
roads net Infrequently make it next
to Impossible for the farmer to get
bis produce into the markets and if
he reaches there at all with it be
must bring Into service a goodly num-
bered team of strong horses or mulett
If he had perfectly macadamised roa i;.
be could bring his crops Into market
elmost any time, rain or shine, and
with a great reduction in the matter
of horse jx>wer. In consequence the
good road Improvement must of nec-
essity appeal very ereatly and alone
the most practical business lines to
the fanner. The Washington meet-
ing is but one of many to follow, but
inasmuch as It will blaze the way for
future action it must of necessity be
considered of paramount Importance
and will doult!es*ly attract genen!
attention.—Austin Statesman.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
Mere force of habit makes a girl
scream when she Is In the" dark with
a man even If be doesn't do any-
thing.
Chorus girls are mighty shrewd to
be able to buy diamonds so cheap
that their small salaries can stand
It.
The worst about having a good "rep-
utation Is the way you sometime^ try
to live tiii to It when you don't want
to.
When widows get married attain
they ought to cut out the references
they give the second husband from
the first
When the crops are bad the farm-
is blame it <>n Providence, but when
they ure good they think lt% because
they're so smart—NeW York Press.
New Texag LerOon Produced.
Washington —Prof, Galloway, in ex-
perimenting to produce an orange
adapted to the Brownsville district,
has created a new species of lemon,
it has the shape, color nnd structure
■ f an oranue. hut in juice and flesh It
is a perfect lemon.
The fruit will grow all over South
T.•>;«!, as far north as Austin,-' said
i'r. f Calloway. "It means that the
wintry «H! u independent of Italy
and California for lemon supply."
Congressman Bnrleson today ar-
Count Castellan- 1
position in a N< ■ '
handsome * i .r :
—Bonham F • i -- •
It was s>'i ti auvestLping scheme
frotti which Utile r--u:-ed for
tauraot Is in Rmnicwi i r<y.xl\*
closed its dc e -
Terrell Is taking advantage of the
rerent rains and Is using the su'.it-
log drag on the streets with good ef-
fect.—'Terrall Transcript.
ir.e res-
and has
ABOUT DENISON.
Dtoison if to have a H3t>/K «nJoll
Aepot, and the t«al expenditure for
baHdlng. train of which there
ar* to be eight, rearmngwneut of
tracks, etc.. wiii rua up lo aiatost a
Couldn't 8tan<< the Racket.
"There's a country buyer out tb^re "
said the senior member of the firm
"that I want you to take care of."
"Not mt>. please," protested ?fie
salesman. "1 promised my wife I d
stop drinking."— Philadelphia Press
His Wife's.
Knox—Henpeck's
little creature.
yon think?
Wis#—No: aierelr nailer thumb —
Catholic Standard.
ranged
with ts
Si«asen
g.
And
H- TV
ACd.
for
h'
- He
extensive experimenting
i'rid fruit in Texas next
uston Chronicle.
WONDERT
by
HI*
Th<
l«d
tsiy's e. woaderfut man.
■ • •! :ng f.v.me curious plan
'.c i c %,-erld frwn contention
«t • • " y" if"
is through everyone'*
' i - pe" and * bottle at Ink
i.itnwelf; to do nothing but
k ;
- s a ftu. tft and logical stylo,
i * gets started, can write b>'
rr.tl.', >■' ■■ "
iVy-. itj-'L''
o <ti« j.gMlc would surely be
t' ir.<T>= he las mall, tt they only
lid l a,I
• remarttsi but ht« audience in
your jwirdon i
"Whiit do you n.<
Woman. "Vou kn..N
S|>caking to uiy m
you. ti aeh a ■-
> a
Sarah Bernhardt w; <i once inter-
viewed by a reporter on the topic, "If
there were u eleventh command-
n,cut. what would it !>.■?" The trage-
dienne exclaimvl. Hay to your ed-
itcHT that th.'te uoixt never be another
commandment ii is bard enough to
keep the ten we have, "—Kansas City
Star.
r h
At a prominent Uroadway restaurant j
|i)«t evening a youi'? woman patron |
bccame s«>niewhst annoyed because of
the slowness of the service. Looking
about and not seeing the waiter to
whom she bad uivi n her order, she
called another waiter and said:
"Kindly go into the kitchen and see
If my waiter has not been taken seri-
ously H! '
The man bowed respectfully and dls-
appeared. In a couple of minutes he
returned.
"He Is in perfect health, madam,'
he reported, bowing.
"What's the good of sarcasm?" ask-
ed the voting woman after the waiter
stepped,aside Ilut there wa3 no an-
swer.—New York Globe.
ft a m
"Joseph M, Huston, tho architect of
Ihe magnificent Pennsylvania eapitol
at Harirlsburg," said a Philadelphia
sculptor, "was asked not long ago to
draw up plans and estimates for a
church in a Western town.
"Mr. Huston compiled. His plans
were beautiful. The cost of the build,
in'g was J7">,0f o.
"The committee in the West wrote
that I hey liked the plans very much.
But the price, they said, was high.
Couldn't Mr. Huston let them have a
church like that for $10,000?"
"Mr. Huston wrote back:
" 'Say more, gentlemen, nnd let
us throw you in a nice spire."'—New
Orleans States.
a a a
A friend of Denman Thompson tells
of an incident which occurred at the
actor's farm near Swanzey, N. H.,
when Joseph Jefferson visited him
there some years ago. When the cre-
ator cf Rip Van Winkle arrived there
he found the clothes lines loaded with
carpets which had just been beaten.
Thompson /showed Jefferson over the
place and the .latter noticed a hen
picking up something and dropping It
over and over. They were very much
astonished to find she had been peck-
ing away at some old carpet tacks.
They watched her closely for some
minutes and Jefferson finally asked
"What under the sun Is that old hen
trying to do, anyway?" Den's reply
showed the true native wit of tho
man. "Well, you see, Joe," he said,
"as she's a domestic kind of fowl, I
cal'late the old girl must be getting
the tacks ready to lay a carpet."—
Kansas City Star.
* * •
The young man from the city, while
taking his first stroll around the pop-
ular summer resort, had been Inveigl-
ed Into a large pavilion which was
comfortably filled with men, women
and children. After listening a few
moments to the remarks of one of
tho speakers on the platform he turn-
ed to the ycung woman whom he had
traveled a long distance to see. "Yon
told me thU was a vaudeville," he
whispered. "It s more like a Chau-
tauqua." "Chautauqua is the word I
was trying to think of." she answer-
ed dem'Tjly. Did I say vaudeville?"
•—Kansas City piar,
as*
Two darkies swapped mules. One
of them was an old hand at the busi-
ness. and in making the trude he rep-
resented his mule to he 7 years old.
This was In February. A few
months later the other darky began to
realize be had been •w'lndled. and that
the heist was fully U ytmm old. So
fce went back to tell the swindler be
had lied to him about the mule's age.
"You say." «aid the other fellow,
"d«t when you *ot de mule in Feb-
ruary. he was 7 y -nrs old. and now
It'« June and be g 12 years old?"
"Yes 1 do " was the angry response.
^ "Well, sah, time sure do fly."~
Exchange.
k He, Issuing from
••comes a boomerang
hoisting him by bis
s him a marked man
•in .
insignificant
Underhand, too. don
'- ri he words t< reports ai
' ; - ' > I)
Am '0** taityft lim.
v.n.i !«-h (|.st at, r.tppant—
wvsti >antp*i' fc V ■— , ■" - u i :
!> «' rover* Ms w -ftfagw which none
curt- to sr-iut)
Edwin Markhain, at a dinner In
New York, said .if mixed metaphors:
"Uiicu 1 was teaching in Log An-
geles I used to read every week a lit-
tle country pape whose editor's met-
•phora were an unfailing Joy to me.
"Once I r -menii. r this editor wrote
of a contemporary
" Thua the bbo
his base throat, t..
In his hand, and
own petard, leiv
for life."
He said in an article on home life:
"'The faithful wmch dog or the
good Wife, standing at the door, wel-
comes the master home with honest
jOiHt.*'
"Another time on a more persona!
matter, he declared:
"'Our cow hn«s been milked In the
pasture for three mornings running
rf nrf,',n,! We know
who the miscreant is and ir he does
R again we will mention his name let
the chips fail where thev will•
'In an oWtoary of 7
Wrote;
a ttS'.nT ^ run Bt Uka
f 1? ^ he crn®«ed the harl>or-
bar. and. casting aside whip and spur
lay 4owr. upon (hat bnurn from which
^traveler returns-_^w
a farmer he
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