The Alto Herald (Alto, Tex.), Vol. 39, No. 43, Ed. 1 Thursday, February 29, 1940 Page: 2 of 8
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THE ALTO HERA!
THE SUNNY SIN
Clean Comics That Will Amuse J
BIG TOP
KgOR-THOSE WO MtSSEOlUR
US OPEMING PERFoi?MAMCES
CfBlCTDPl HERE IS A
SHORT SCENARIO OF WAT
HAS HAPPENED So fAR
A.LTA ."1HE FAMOUS PERFORMING
ELEPHAhH* OF &ANGS BROS.
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PERFORMER ^MOSE. FATHER
HA& EEEM ADA'S TRACER,
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LALA PALOOZA -A Direct Hit
t ^?IU<" Wt5HED THE ' BULL' I
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OWNER OF- *^E SHOW.
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(AWA&MEN C^T IbVLER
TO SI3N A STATEMENT.
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HE HAD MSSTREATE&ALJA
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MVRA RUT HAP 6ee.N
REEUSEP- HSE NOW
DE<TIC<EE< TO E-IDE HIS TIME
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A CtCCO CHANCE lb GET
REVENGE ON BOTH TEfp
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JOINED *WE SHOW . AME
WAS WARMLM WELCOMED
bACK E-V E\JERVBoDy
TO. TEXAS
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By ED WHEELAN
ALL RIGHT. FOLkS,
HAVE "
SHO^
By RUBE GOLDBERG
TAKE IT
EASY.MiSS
NANCY-'
LEARNED
TH'.S TRICK
AFTER H0UR5
WHEN ' WAS
JANITOR )N
A SCHOOL FOR
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LET'S SEE - WHAT WAS
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EYES JUST BEFOBE THE
ROCK SLIPPED?
weLF ME
UP. PLEASE
LOOK' THE ROCK
IS HEAOED RIGHT
FOR FATHER AND
LALA PALOOZA
, IN THE
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By J. MILLAR WATT
Cheerfu! News
SFECtAL ORDERS
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Time after time one recruit was
slow to hatt when the command
came.
"What's your job in civi! tife.
Jones?" the sergeant demanded.
"I'm a horse-driver," replied the
recruit.
"Ali right, we']! try again."
The recruit took his place m the
squad, and they marchcd ofT.
"Whoa, Jones . . . Squad, halt,"
commanded the sergeant.
Holpfu! Little WiHie
Little Willie was present at ditunr
when the local parson was inva^:
All went well until dinner w
about to start, end the parson rt
erently bent his head over his [ lc{{.
Everybody was quiet, when a lit)
voice piped out:
"It'sallright, mister—the m( „
quite fresh."
[]) FOLKS
NEXT DOOR
By GLUYAS W!LL!AMS
Lady Motorist
Lady Motorist-Isn't it wondnfu! !
howthesenilingstationpeoplek,,,^
exactly where to set up a pump nnr)
get gas?
FRCP PflHtV fffH fuM fHtLRC 15 MO JUSfiCE
IN WEATHER BKRU5E, AFTER MAKIN& AH A6MEMEr]f
V/ITH ESWiE PUJMER 1& DO EACH OTHER'S 6H0VELIH&
WHILE THE-]* WPRE AW 0^ &U5I^K6 TRIPS, A MILD
1V)MV SET IN WHILE HE WAS RWRV WHFRERS THE
WEAVER BLH2RRP Cf THE WiNTER OCCURREP
D0RIN& ERNtE'5 M5EMCE Tm.tn.i^n.w.h<-
Discipline InvoIveJ
Each duty, even the least duty,
involves the whole principal o)
obedience. And the little dutie*
make the will dutiful, that is, sup
pie and prompt to obey. Littlt
obedience leads into great. Th*
daily round of duty is full of pro-
bation and of discipline; it train*
the will, heart, and conscience
We need not be prophets o!
tpostles. The commonest life may
be full of perfection. The dutie:
of home are a discipline for tin
ministries of heaven.—H. E. Man-
ning.
SALESMEN WANTED
We want men with cars to setl Carded
Aspirin, Razor Blades, Combs, Pipes,
etc.. to retaii stores. Also stapte drugs
and specialty merchandise. Build a reg.
utar route of 200 customers and become
independent in a business of your own-
Free parMeufan, write
CRAtC'S CO.. Dept. WU 2. Memphis. Tenn.
There Were Others
"I can't understand why I nevet
accepted Ronnie the very first
time he proposed."
"That's easy, dear—you weren't
there."
TAtUMa THE COUNTRY BY STORM*
t/TUT *S" YOUR OEALER FOR ^ <-) -
KrN! Th* Out*tandtng BLADE VALUK !H0
7S)ng<*ortODoub!eFd)t*B<ad*w )U
CUPPLM COMPANY^ ST. LOUtS, MUSOtMM
As We Wish
What ardently we wish, we soot
believe.
! WORK FAST-
BUT ( L(KE
S-LOW-BURN(NG
CAMELS.
^THE/RE MiLPER
ANP COOLER^^
BETTER FOR
STEAPy
SMOKfNG
BILL CORUM-/jmrJ
<]por/j M<r/7/r
^OMMON SENSE and yea^
of smoking experience have
toid Biil Corutn what scientists
have conCrmed in their research
laboratories —thnt the siower a
cigarette bums, the cooler and
milder the smoking. Some ciga-
rettes burn fast, some slower,
some just in between. Laboratory
tests show Cameis are definitely
slower-burning &g/ou^.
Turn to Camels and get the ex?r*t
in smoking pleasure—extra mild-
ness, extra coolness, extra flavor,
and extra smoking. Or, as BiU
Corum puts it: "More pleasuro
per puff and more puCs per packl"
tn recent !aboratory testa,
CAMELS burned 25% slow-
er than the average of the
15 other of tho largest se!!-
<ng brands tested —slower
than any of them. That
means, on the average, a
smoking pfua equal to
sfnav
FOR EXTRA MILDNESS^,
EXTRA COOLNESS^
EXTRA FLAVOR-
CAMELS
SLOW-
BURNING
OOSTUER TOBACCOS
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Weimar, F. L. The Alto Herald (Alto, Tex.), Vol. 39, No. 43, Ed. 1 Thursday, February 29, 1940, newspaper, February 29, 1940; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth214985/m1/2/: accessed April 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Stella Hill Memorial Library.