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TEMPLE DAILY TELEGRAM, TEMPLE, TEXAS, TUESDAY MORNING, JANUARY 10, 1922.
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OBA8. W. INGKAM Managing Edltoi
Wm. 8TEPHEN8 Buslofii Manager
■. OOHBN Advartlalna Manager
SUB8CKIPTION PRIOBi
Dally and Sunday, pat yeai (by mall)..Itit
Dally and Sunday, per year (by carrier) I 00
Daily and Sunday, per month (by mall) .60
Dally and Sunday, per miintb (by carrier) .(0
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.News and Circulation Departjueula and Busl-
neaa Offloe 1(1
Advertising Department .....til
Publlahed every mornlni aicept Monday
by the Telecram Publishing Co., (Inc.) B.
K. Williams, president.
(Entered at th* poatonice in Temple, Tex.,
October, 1HT, aa aacond claea wall, matter,
under tba Ad of Ognircea March 1. 1879.
Otflca of Publication: lit and 111 Weat
Avenue A, Temple, Taxaa.
Temple Dally Telegram la a member of
tbe Audit Bureau of Clrculatlona.
Somehow or othefr Oslikosli sounds
like a place in which whiskey might
have been sold.
Strange nobody has yet ventured to
establish Insurance against the break-
ing of New Year resolutions.
If that gold found in the river ICder
Is made up into German marks there
is some danger that the money will
be watered.
If Hays gets to be head of tbe
movie industry we may look for the
G. O. P. brand on the elephants fea-
tured in jungleland.
With election time fast coming on
U is not strange that the republicans
ihould revive the talk about a bonus
lor former service men.
The Germans are disappoint d over
the fact that they will not bo per-
mitted to dictate the agenda at the
allied council when the discussion of
reparations payments is begun.
abuse and denunciation from repub-
licans who fail to get postoffice jobs
and democrats who are thrown out
of them, good, common sense says he
will take the movie Job.
If he does not then he should be
made the subject of inquiry by a lun-
acy commission.
MONT.Y IN THi: MOVIES.
T has become customary to regard
Mg salaries for movie stars as natural
and the newspaper readers and maga-
zine patrons have gotten used to hear-
ing about Charlie Chaplin's tremen-
dous salary; Mary l'ickford'a big sti-
pend and the huge sums of money
that are reputed to be paid to the
stars, whose names are familiar to the
theatrical public.
It Is different, however, when one
«?omes to consider the men and women
who have other connection with the
movies, aside from making monkeys
of themselves, falling oft forty story
buildings and similar stunts. That
these people, who necessarily must
have a large responsibility, are recipi-
ents of good salaries goes without say-
ing, but when the dispatches tell us
that the postmaster general of the
United States to whom this benefic-
icnt government pays all of ♦ 12,r>U0
annual salary, has been offered more
than $ 150,000 a year to join the movie
crowd we are prone to wonder In
what role Mr. Itays will be staged.
Let it be remembered that some
year or more ago there was an an-
nouncement that William Gibbs Mc-
Adoo, former secretary of the treas-
urer, former director general of rail-
load operation and finance and son- J
in-law of Woodrow Wilson, had taken
employment In the legal department
of the movie trust or syndicate as ad-
visory counsel. That kind of em-
ployment Is easily understood, in-
terests which pay such extravagant
salaries to such thriftless and waste-
ful persons as are some of the stars
whose faces are familiar to the screen
admirers, must have keen legal ad-
vice to keep out of costly entangle-
ments. Therefore it is easy to under-
stand why McAdoo can draw down a
salary of $500,000 a year when some
of the stars are getting twice that.
But what will the man who now is
Jioldlng the postmaster general's job
do to be worth $150,000 a year to the
movies?
If his advice and counsel as a law-
yer are wanted and being purchased,
then it looks like an iffvidious com-
parison to offer Hays only $150,000 a
year while McAdoo Is offered $500,-
O00. Certainly there is no design to
have Hays pose as a screen star. He
hiui done nothing either to gain the
enthusiastic approval of his partisan
republican pie hunters and nothing to
cause democrats to tegard him as a
political axman. Still the reports are
that he is to be paid not less than
$150,000 in his new job, if he takes It,
.and as he has the choice of taking
that or remaining on Uncle Sam's
payroll at 112.500 plus ■■limited
THE FREE STATE OF IRELAND.
Marking the most tremendous for-
ward stride toward self government
made in centuries of fighting, blood-
shed, animosities, hatred and bitter-
ness, the Free State of Ireland became
practically an actuality last Saturday
when the Irish parliament by a vote
of 64 to 57 ratified the compact by
which Ireland is given a system of
government modeled after that which
exists in danada, South Africa and
Australia.
It is not all that the people of Ire-
land wanted but the cheers and shoul^
ing which greeted the announcement
that the treaty had been ratified give
sufficient evidence that it is accept-
able to the great masses of the Irish
people, although extremists may be
cxpected to continue their agitation
for a strictly independent republic.
It Is an auspicious augury for the
opening year that this agreement
shduld have been reached. It will put
an end to the long series of disorders,
uprisings, revolutions and ambuscades
that through centuries have reddened
the record of Ireland's struggle for
autonomy. It Is the dawn of substan-
tial peace in the long-troubled island;
the beginning of an era of progress
and development that has waited
through the years for a cessation of
strife and the giving to the people of
an opportunity to work out their own
destiny.
Under the agreement ratified Satur-
day, which previously had been rati-
fied by the Hritlsh parliament, Ireland
will have the same constitutional
status In the British empire as the
Dominion of Canada, the Common-
wealth of Australia and the Dominion
of New Zealand and the Union of
South Africa. Ireland will enter this
national association under the official
title of the "Irish Free State." This
new state will have a parliament pos-
sessed of the powers of government
over the country, with an executive
who will be responsible to that parlia-
ment. Under the terms of the pact a
representative of the Iiritish crown
will be appointed for Ireland in the
same manner as the governor-general
of Canada.
Conditions in Canada are familiar
to the people of the United States
through close geographical location
and it is known that the people of
Canada are happy, progressive and
well governed. Surely after centu.-ies
of strife and bloodshed It is not an
unhappy lot for Ireland to step at
one stride into a position similar to
that of Canada. While the dream of
an absolutely free and Independent
republic has not been realized, there
has come a happy issue from the af-
tillations of the distressed island that
should be and is welcomed by the
majority of the population.
Later dispatches say that He Va-
le ra, who was known as the president
of the ilepulilie of Ireland, now chal-
lenges the legality of the ratification
and refuses to resign as he announced
he would, but the great measure of
success accomplished in the creation
of the Irish Free State, will prove an
obstacle to any attempt to renew the
troubles with which Ireland has been
afflicted on a scale that again will as-
sume International importance.
All success and happiness to the
Irish Free State.
vere since the war and he has had
to face rebellion in Ireland, disaffec-
tion in India and disturbances in
Egypt These experiences are nothing
new. Tflfe British went through sim-
ilar ones before 1914. But the prob-
lems have grown in size since self-
determination became the catchword
of all states which are held in sub-
jection to others. The Indian trouble
Is one which, before it Is settled, is not
unlikely to affect other countries be-
sides Great Britain. The great non-
co-operation movement launched by
Mahatma Gandhi has been described
as one of self-discipline, self-purifica-
tion and self-sacrifice and as such it
has had an extraordinary appeal. It
Is really an attack on capitalism.
Gandhi and .his followers want "a!
complete, transformation of the eco-
nomic structure of society." They de-
nounce the capitalist in much the
same style as did Lenlne and Trotzky
in the bloodiest days of boishe\i3in.
India is now enjoying a measure of
self-government which undoubtedly
will be extended as time goes on. It
is dissatisfied and wants complete
control, though that might lead to an-
archy. In this respect Egypt is fol-
lowing its lead. During recent ne-
gotiations in London the Lloyd George
government made generous proposals
to the premier, Adly Yeghen Pasha.
These involved what has been styled
as a limited independence. The
Egyptians were to govern their own
country, but Great Britain would
maintain at Cairo judicial and finan-
cial advisers and also would control
foreign relations; Adly Pasha was
favorably impressed, but when he got
home he could not convince the
"Egypt for the Egyptians" party. Its
members would have nothing limited
about their independenc; It must be
absolute. The case of Ireland over
again.—Los Angeles Times.
FltEE FOR ALL
As near ns we can figure out China
is a "problem" of the same kind that
a building Is which burglars intend
to rob.—New York Call.
Much of I.ord George's success is I
so she could not retain anything on
her stomach and was in an awful
bad way. She got a sick woman's
notion that she wanted to go home to
New Hampshire where she was born,
and see her father and mother.
"Her husband had given up hope
of her ever being any better anyway
so he fixed her up in a Pullman draw-
ing room and took her home to her
father, who is a farmer, and they put
her in the big four poster in the sitj
ting room and the old gentleman
thought as long as tbe doctors could
do her no good there was no use to
go to any further expense.
"Her mother wrote to her husband
regularly and told him that Jennie
seemed a little improved agd he had
better let her stay.
"About a month after that Jennie
walked into his office one day and
kissed him and asked him to take her
out to dinner and buy her a planked
steak. He almost fell out of his chair
when he saw her for she was abso-
lutely well.
"When they were at home she ex-
plained to him that the city doctors
did not seem to understand her case.
Her father had treated her himself.
"For lier rheumatism he had
rubbed her twice a day with horse
liniment and for falling hair he used
up a bottle of mange cure he had on
the farm for one of his dogs. Then
he had put her on a diet of buttermtlk
like he did his pigs when they had
hog cholera and in four weeks' time
she was out in the barn with him
husking corn.
"You see, Andrew, she was a coun-
try girl and those city remedies did
not agree with her, but as soon as her
pa got to work on her she responded
to treatment right away."
"If I had that woman," said An-
drew, "I would blanket her and trot
her around the speedway once a day;
then in the afternoons I would take
her out In the fields and let her run
rabbits and instead of putting rings
on her fingers I would put one in her
r.ose.
"Then I would get her some hay,
dog biscuits and corn and use these
as a diet and keep her In condition all
the time."
"But Andrew, I am going to try that
HUMPH!
J mange cure on my hair for It is fall-
due to his wisdom lit living in an age j jn(f out dreadfully, and I was wonder-
when there Is nobody to take his ,nK j( j,or3e liniment would help that
place.—New York Evening Telegram.
Privacy is the one cheapest tiling
today." Put one nickel In the tele-
plione-booth slot and you're cut off
from the world.—New York Ameri-
can.
It will be difficult for the Big Four
to respect each other's rights in the
Pacific, unless they can forget how
they were acquired.—Norfolk Vlrgin-
ian-rilot.
Germany appears to be suffering
tween tear lest she can not pay the
January and February indemnity in-
stalments and that she will have to.
—Pittsburgh Gazette-Times.
Much is summed up In George Ga-
van Duffy's words In the Dail on
ratification of the treaty: "My heart
is with those opposing it, but my
reason Is against them."—Springfield
Itepublican.
ANDREW AND IMOGENE
(By Roe mikarannl
you seen Jennie?" asked
as Andrew laid down Ills
EDITORIAL OF THE DAV
"Have
Imogene,
paper.
"Nope," he replied. "What's the
matter with her? She Invents a new
disease every time her husband gets
a raise in salary."
"She Is well," said Imogene. "I
saw her on the golf course yesterday
in a drizzling rain just having a dandy
time."
"Who fixed her up?" asked Andrew
"If I were the pill shoottir who cured
that dame I would put an ad In the
paper. 'Old Doctor Jones, the man
that cured Jennie Mankin.' It would
bring him more trade than if he cut )
his fee down from $- to $1.98." j
"Her father cured her," said Imo-
gene. "You know a month ago they
thought she was going to die. Now
she is us well as she can be and where
she was very much depressed mental-
ly, she is now as happy as a lark.
'You see, Andrew, she first got an at-
tack of rheumatism and got all
twisted up Into a knot almost and
they sent her to a hospital and she
strained shoulder you got jacking up
the car." •
"I dunno," replied Andrew thought-
fully, "but it's worth a trial, anyWay.
I'm gonig over to the drug store and
get both."
* LITTLE a
BENNYS
a^OTE BOO!
Pop was looking at the spoarting
page and ma was looking at the joaks
and I was slppised to be doing my
lessons, and ma sed, Benny, go on
with your lessius inst^ of sitting
there dreaming like a statue with Its
hed in the clouds.
I was jest thinking, I sed.
I know you were, sed ma. and pop
sed, Now mother, let the boy think
once in a wile, how can we tell wat
flite of fancy or wat ambition we are
interrupting wen we tell him to stop
thinking. After all, Its thawt that
rules the werld.
Not his tliawts. sed ma, and pop
sed, Well, they may some day, who
can tell.
1 can tell, that hoy will never have
a thawt higher than his stunwnick.
sed ma, and pop sed, Nonsenls, the
p/lftKMr
ONITEO States
SRffaiN
FRANCE
JAP*
o
boy Is a Potts and he's going to have
the brane of a Potts. Nuthing forms
the caracter like thinking, and its a
crime to interrupt a child's tliawts.
How do we know wat he was think-
ing about? Benny, wat was you
thinking about?
I was thinking of a good New Y^er
resolution, I sed.
There, you see, he was forming his
little caracter and you were prevent-
ing him, sed pop. And wat New Veer
resolution was It that put your hed
up In the clouds, as your mother im-
pressed It? he sed.
I resolved not to eat quite so mutch
supplr after this so Id have more
room for dizzert, I sed.
Hee hie hee, sed ma lafflng
Do you lessins, sed pop.
Wlch I did.
TABLOID TALES
He Knew 'Em.
Here is another sample of muck-
raking directed towards juries. A
lawyer had a somewhat difficult wit-
ness, and finally asked if he was ac-
quainted with any of the men on the
jury.
"Yes, sir," replied the witness,
"more than half of them."
' Are you willing to swear that you
know more than half of them?" de-
manded the lawyer.
"Well, If it comes to that, I'm wil-
ling to swear that I know more than
all of them put together."
Premature.
Thomas Lainont said at a dinner at
Williams college during the sessions
Ju5t fblKS
by Edgar A. Guest
Keeping .Mm Bull Stirred t p.
Always there Is something to keep
John Bull up on his toes. His domes-
tie difficulties have been pretty se-
THE PATIENT MAN
was there for weeks, but all to no
purpose. ,
"Next they sent to New York for a
high pricey specialist and he came up
three times a week for almost a
month and did no Rood. Then her
hair all began to fall out and she got
Ho didn't mind the p-t'y < »rea.
Tito little* things which make us fret,
Like frotjuont dtmMng of the stairs
For hooka or mother'* .vwitiK set;
The noise the children made at plav,
The cobtly things their hands jh-stroye
Somelunv he seeim-d t<> smile away,
He was not easily annoyed.
The little disappointments came.
As come they must to all i>t us.
Hut he was never quirk to blame
And never one to make a fuss;
"What can't he help-d," he us»'d to say,
"A man must bravely try to bear,
And he will spoil a happy day
Who whimpers at a little care.
"Toys will be broken, and the dream#
Of every man will go astray.
There's always much to do. It t-eem?,
And many a Utile hill to pay,
And many an um xpet-ted task
Which falls upon us unawares.
Kscape from thc.se it's vain to ask,
For life's a round of petty cans.
When irritations comV to ine4
And 1 am vc\cd and surely tried,
His patient form I seem to m*c
Standing and smiling at my side;
In fancy I can hear him say.
Although his voice Is long since dumb:
"J{f» glad you havo thc strength today
To meet the petty cares that tome."
of the Institute of Politics: "Let us
admit that some political institutions,
some governmental ideas, are as ab-
surd as the hired man.
" 'Gosh, what aturn I just had,' said
the l.ired man to the cook. 'In passln'
thi' hog pen I seen the boss hangln'
from a beam. Gosh, It fair turned
my stomach.'
" 'But Pelog, you cut him down, of
course?' gasped the cook. 'My good-
ness, Pelog, don't say you didn't cut
him down!'
" 'Wall, I didn't,' grunted the hired
man.
*"Oh, why didn't you?'"
" 'Cause he wasn't dead, that's
why'."
Business.
Ben Sachs, a Philadelphia lawyer,
i« responsible for this anecdote:
"Veil, Ikey, my boy," said Sol to
his son, "I've made by vlll and left
it all to you."
"That's very good of you, father,"
remarked Ike, eyeing him suspicious-
ly.
"But bless you, It cost a lot of
money for the lawyer and fees and
things!"
"Veil?" said Ike more suspiciously.
"Veil, it ain't fair I should pay all
dot, Is It? So I'll shust take it off
your next month's salary."
Never Touched Tliem.
Two wives were holding forth about
their husbands' stinginess with money.
"It is so humUatlng," said one, "to
have to go into his pockets and get
money."
"I think that Is underhand"'!." re-
plied the other. "I would!, t T3 into
any man's pockets, let alone my hus-
band's."
"How do you do it then?" asked the
lirst.
"1 just turn his trousers downside
up o\er the bed and help m>self,"
said the other.
KIl'i'LINU ItHYMES
(By Walt Mason.)
tCopyrlghtud •>> Genrge Matthew Adams.)
Winter
When winds
clouds are leaking
Night,
are shrieking and
cheap-john
brand of snow, and things.are freez-
ing, it's doubly pleasing a cheery home
to know. The storm grows louder,
and like white powder the snow sifts
through the cracks; the drifts are pil-
ing, but I am smiling, and life is slick
as wax. Here is my shanty, with wife
and auntie, and grandsons nine or
eight, I read my paper while storm-
fiends caper and howl their hymn of
hate. For I Kept busy till I was dizzy
before the cold blasts came; with vim
and ardor I stocked the larder and
spoiled Old Winter's game. The round
plunks earning, no fair job spurning,
I banked some Iron men; now I
should worry when wild winds scurry
outside my comfy den. A squash
named Hubbard Is In the cupboard,
I've loaves of kickiess bread; up in
the garret there is a carrot, and cord-
wood in the shed. And all is paid for;
the goal I played for my aunts declare
I've won. and winter's squealings
don't hurt my feelings, since I ha\e
saved my mon. Let winter thunder!
1 got from under before the tempests
came; alert and heedful I saved the
needful, and hope you did the same.
DAILY HOROSCOPE
(Copyrighted, 1821. by the llcClure Newt-
paper Syndicate.)
Monday, Jan. 0, 1*2!.
Persons whose birtlidate It is have th«
augury of a favorable year. Those who art
employed are likely to be promoted
Children born on this day will probably
have very pleasant lives. They will prosper
best as trusted employees.
Tufwduy, -Inn. 10, 1922.
This is a fairly fortunate day, according
to astrology, but it is not a lucky one for
starting on Journeys. Uranus is strongly
adverse, while Saturn is in benefle aspen.
Pnder this planetary government there I*
more than average danger from travel iu
electrically propelled conveyances.
Aviation is believed to be especially peri-
lous while Uranus frowns on humanity.
Saturn gives encouragement to all wha
derive gain from the earth. Keal estate
concerns should benefit during thia posttiug
of tiie stars.
Farmer* seem to have a promising direc-
tion of tbe stars, but In many parts of th».
country heavy losses will be sustained, ow-
ing to storms and unusual, weather con-
ditions.
The affliction of the Sun by Neptune
gives little promise of a decrease in crime
and the signs seem to Indicate that persons
of education and social prominence will be
implicated in strange cites of. moral dere-
liction.
Women should b> exceedingly watchful
this vest' in their associations with men.
for the stars indicates that they will I*
more easily persuaded to forget soi lai tradi-
tions than ever before.
The seers pr phesy that one nf the most
prominent women in the "ountry will end
her career within a few months.
Railway stork* and shares may cut
strange eeoers in tlit.* stc.ik market, astrnlo-
kj'T.j declare.
High tides on the eastern coast are fore-
told and towns nia\ suffer severe damage.
\ nus culminating it 1'etrograd lit sextils
to Jupiter denoted a more peaceful time for
lliissia.
.Spain should benefit ai this time, because
Venus Is in Sagittarius, its ruling sign.
IV:* "3 alius, birttidate It should avoid
■ p. . u!aiion ..nil risks duiifig 11(22. cfianges
wi ! not be lucky.
Children born on this day may bn rest-
and mi-.'ttled, but they wltl have power
to climb high. Both girls and bn>s should
be successful and prosperous,
BRINGING UP FATHER
By GEORGE McMANUS
JUbT bIT DOWN
c
HOW DID XOU LIKE TH/VT
CO YIN3 WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE !)OM£ OTHER 40WN5-
• T'S NO TROUBLE TOR THE
MODEL TO POT
THEM ON•r—
I WANT TO
BUY A DRE6*b
for. mv wife
IT'b HER
BIRTH
THIS IS THE
LATENT PARi-b
CREATION
please and i ll
send a model in
with the verv
latest
st>fle
<;own
HAVE YOU
AN^ LADIES
bM>UN' <DOITCV
0,
mv-om mv
THMSKS
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