Temple Daily Telegram (Temple, Tex.), Vol. 15, No. 218, Ed. 1 Sunday, July 30, 1922 Page: 4 of 18
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Lardner Says: Move the Weel
Middle of the Week
THEN YOU CAN AVOID THE REGULAR SATUKDAY-SUNDAT RAINS.
By RING W. LARDNER
To th« HtlUtr: •
Dureluc the |wt coupte months th«>
ku rfcU. hun«li*4« of
v*rta> m«l wrm*B «*mph»1nt» from
•wr th« country in rf^nrd* to tt®
kind of w«ath*r which th« f**t pro-
vide! for Saturday »ftornoona and
Hund»y» which to A* tl*« wfce* "
j.«*r trot of our clttarna enjoys a week-
1> vacation f»o« <h«4r worti snd de-
pends on them 2 daja for
all the pleasure they get out of Ufe.
The complainants set forth that all
the doctors and board of kesdth and
cte. is always advicelnjr everybody to
exercise and get plenty of fresh air
jnul that Saturday and Sunday is tho
enly time when most people has a
chance to carry out this advice, but
tereated In basebaU either aa a ptaysr
Tlvry's bo Mdder sifht than a car
or train on a Saturday or Sunday
loadod wtU rnea carryin* tkeir clubs
ami rackets or wearia* that vaoaat
look peculiar to the baseball faa and
nee all these poor ginka tfarelaff out
the window at a blinding rain *tor«
which thejr*ara praying it will let vp
but they iibow d—n» well It won't, aad
anotbdr bunch that is hard hit Is tha
(,-al» who has dresaed up in their beat
Nba and taekers with the Idear of «•-
Inr to Coney or somewheres aad
irrabblng themselfs off a handsor»e
spender and wile they are still search*
Ing for same, along cornea the heaven-
ly shower bath and makes their holi-
EKQIMaH EGGS LAID Di
TO PAVE ROAM, IP 1
The bojtt who i» hit hardest by the we*k end rains ta tti* golf oimI tcnnla
payers awl the boys that is laten-sfed hi baM-bwU elthca aa a player or a
everybody, Ilka far taat auppoaa yoa
hava gat a autontahUa whkh yaa an
ha the habit af takelog tha family Ml
for a ride aa Saturday ar Sunday.
If tha waathar la had they'a ••
plaaMra hi HMa| aad 11 the wreathe*
is goad, why tha raada la aa congested
with ether pleaaara aaakaea that yo«
cant get aawharaa before II la tlaaa ra
Bat I hava aaHeed that aa W<
day P. M. aad Tharaday. they'a
ty aay tra/fle aa ssaatry
aat only that, hat tha mat or
mene gaaaraily ain't aa thick aa
I dsya thoagh the aaea yaa da aaeet
is pretty thick lrregardlesa af what
day you meet them.
If yaa dent own a'o ear, why la ar-
der to get to the galf course ar the
beach or wherever yau are galng, you
half te take a train and it has been
my observation that they'e ne time to
the wk. when the trains bound fa»
golf courses, beacha, aad etc. Is ) so
crowded aa Saturday P. M. and Sun-
Better Train Servliv In Mldweeh.
Further and more the trains an
most railroads have a diffrent sched-
ule for Sundays which doa't includc
no expri'se trains but the traina step
1 very w'htres and always late and ail
the trips Is hot and dusty a specially
If yon are a gentleman and half to
stand up. Whereas if the weekly
holidays was Wednesday and Thurs-
day, why you would he ridelng on a
regular week day schednte and make
very ft w stops and pretty sure to fiml
a place to a t dureing the ride.
.As for the question of ease and
comfort after you get too where you
are going, I guess they won't nobody
deny that Saturday and Sunday is the
2 days when the golf courr.es is the
mo*t crowdest and the tennis courts
and beaohs the same, to say nothing
about the grand stand and bleachers
out to the ball park. Bnt If you visit
these same places on a Wednesday or
Thursday you won't gvt Into nowherei
near such a jam.
Another point I might bring up Is
the question of theatre* Practically
all theatrea has & matinee an Saturday
but a person that ha* Saturday P. M.
ott can't hope to go to more than one
good matinee at once wherea* If he
has Wednesday and Tharaday P. M.
Kggs laid by n>a* heaa la 1Mb
have a raad 1« fuel wife
Gotf af Mealea la M rtw
a aaivlua « (i.MQ.M* te wear
Placed aad te aa* they
tha earth at the
leave eaiy 1«.M*
Faultry products tha
mm year la
■ansa af the
by B. IX
of the paattry department
the Bell County fair. "The
todastry la Tfcsas la af much greater
value than maay of aa leaHee," aahl
Mr. Baugh. 'Tlteae flgaree ara takea
from the U. 8. censua af l»ib which
a great ever-supply
paattry products; ea tha other
tha prad actios fell far short af su»-
plyiag tha «e«aaad at Texaa ei
The poultry market la net fed.
-Oaa haadred weU^aelected. la*-,
heaa aa nwy tana la Bel) caaaty*
fair's Megaa aad we aaUcg |hc
atahla aaakiag the peal
fry ahaw at tha eaaalng Mr tha beat
ta the sUte."
lfr. Baagh re^ueeta all vha are U-
tmatad ta a better poultry shew to
aMreea him at Temple far a fair cata-
logue and for display apace at the ex-
Who guuseis what'a the matter with batteries doesn't
laag la jth« battery haetaeea
>r later he l»«aii wrong—aad ibere'a a battery
wha'U aever aeoea back!
Wa take the trouble la find EXACTLY whaf'i the matter—
aad our aapariaaaa telle aa the beat reiaedy. •
toward Standards of Service ara Impartial—exactly the
tae far every make of battery. Com* ia and let ua SHOW TOUI
• % '
Temple Battery Co.
Ultra you rait for Delaware
Cherry Bhuiaaai, er Oraagp Orwah,
leak far tha BcM aa the battle. Jta
belt, ao (wriue.
Willard Storage Batteries
' TELEGRAM WANT ADS FOR SURE RESUUS
when It begins poreing rain every Sat-
urday A. M. at 11 o'clock and keeps
on poreing ra.in till 3 A. M. Monday
morning, why how and the he—II is
anybody going to get the benefits of
the great out doors unless they nre a
toad or a angle worm.
The boy who is hit hardest by the
week end rains is the golf and ten-
nis players and the boys that is In-
Don't Hide Tliem With a Veil; Re-
move Them With ©thine—
This preparation for the treatment
Of freckles Is usually so successful In
removing freckles and giving a clear,
beautiful complexion that it Is sold
under guarantee to refund the money
If it falls.
Dan't hide your freckles under a
veil; get an ounce of Othlne and re-
move them. Even the first few appli-
cations should show a wonderful Im-
provement, some of the lighter freck-
les vanishing entirely.
Be sure to ask the druggist for the
double strength Othine; it is thla that
Is sold on the money-back guarantee.
day clotlka look like a veteran deck
When Traffic Cops Aren't So Thick.
Well friends I don't stand so good
with the weather supply Co. that I can
tell them what days to have sunshine
and vice versa but I have got a sug-
gestion that It looks to ma like It
would solve the difficulty and provide
people with good weather for their
play time and also make things more
convenient around and my suggestion
la to leave the weather like if to "t
present but change the aehedula of
daya so as to make the week end start
on Wednesday at noon and last till
Friday naming instead of Saturday
noon to Monday morning like they
have got it now,
It is a well known fact that it don't
hardly ever rain on a Thursday and
very seldom on a We dnesday P. M. So
If all offices was to close up Wed.
noon and not open again till Friday
A. M. why employers and employes
alike would be pretty sure to have the
sun shine on their weekly holiday.
This would be a wise move if It
done nothing beyond furnish a solution
for the weather problem but think of
how many other ways it would help
SERVICE CUSHION INNER TUBES
No Punctures, No Blow-Outs, No Rim Cuts, Easy Riding
Not a Tire filler. They contain 40 per cent air in honey-comb air
cells. Made all in one piece, same shape as a regular tube. Never
need to be pumped up. Never go flat. They get you there and back.
With these tubes you can get twice the mileage out of ordinary
tires. You can put your blown out Ures back in service and get
thousands of miles more service from them without fear of tire trou-
ble. When tires are worn out, transfer same tubes to other lir»s.
These tubes will last the life of your car. Thousands of car
owners now using them are free from all tire trouble.
These tubes are sold on a positive money-back guarantee to do as
we say. They are EAST RIDING. Dependable as tht shoes on your
Don't be prejudiced. Otve us a chance to prove that we can stop
forever all your tire trouble and cut your tire bill one-half by making
tires run twice as far.
We sell only one distributor In each county. Agents Wanted.
See Mr. Carpenter, Factory Renresrotatlv* in Temjile. Texas on
Wednesday. Aug. Sad., at Stegall Hot-L, or address A05 North 12st.,
St., Waco, Texas.
"How often has your minister met
you on the st. and asked you why you
wasut to church last Sunday morn-
off he can go to the same matinee
which he would of went to Saturday
and another one besides.
In addition to all these points they*«
the matter of shopping. A whole lot
of tlmea a person will start off on
their holiday and find out that thev
forgot their handkerchief or they ain't
got no tennis shoes or something.
Well if it Is Saturday P. M. or Sunday
the stores is all closed and you are up
against it whereas if it is Wednesday
or Thursday everything is opea except
a few saloons.
And one more point my friends.
How often has your minister met you
on the st. and asked you why you
wasn't to church last Sunday morning
and you had to tell him you was play-
ing golf. ISut if you worked Sundays
when thry is church and played
Wednesdays and Thursdays when they
ain't church, the minister wouldn't
know you well enough to speak to you
let alone ask threatening questions.
Atlantic Steamship Lines
FA8T AND DEPENDABLE SERVICE
(Via Gnlwston or N«w Orleans,
4 Through Steamers Weekly
Bach Way—»• Stops
From Galwtoa Kwtgkt Sailing* every Wednesday and
Saturday. From Maw Oriaana Modarn Passenger Steamer
"1M Golden Hoars at Sea"
From New Orlaaas Fnfefct Sailings every Wednesday
c a kijjott, d. f. a p. a..
a p. Uaaa. Wsco.
MONBOfk. & p. A..
a If. WILKIN'S, C. A.,
Marfan Una. GalvasUa.
WM. SIMMONS, g. P. a p. A..
Away. New York.
Great Neck. Long Ialand, July 28.
Copyright Uti. by The Bell Syndicate,
Maaebatl today, 4 m., 25th street
and Avenue ('. West Temple vs. rick-
TO AID VOC'R PKCT
We recommend Blue Star for all
faat trauble, such aa hard or saft
corns, bunions, sweaty or eczema of
tha feat; aad all skia diseases, sueh
aa Itch, Eczema, Ringworm, Potaaa
Oak. Old Sores arid Sores on Chll-
Wlll not atain your clothes aad
a pleas*.at ador. rowers Drug
When yaa tal tor Deluware l'uneh,
Cfcetry Bkwwem, or Orange Crush,
look for tl>e Hell on the bottle. Ho
bell, ao genuine.
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Ingram, Charles W. Temple Daily Telegram (Temple, Tex.), Vol. 15, No. 218, Ed. 1 Sunday, July 30, 1922, newspaper, July 30, 1922; Temple, Texas. (texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth468861/m1/4/: accessed January 21, 2019), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Abilene Library Consortium.