The Carrollton Chronicle (Carrollton, Tex.), Vol. 20, No. 15, Ed. 1 Friday, March 7, 1924 Page: 3 of 14
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CARROLLTON CHRONICLE
' MOTHER!
Baby’s Best Laxative Is
“California Fig Syrup”
When baby Is constipated, has wind-
colic, feverish breatii, coated-tongue, or
diarrhea, a hnlf teaspoonful of genuine
“California Fig Syrup” promptly moves
the poisons, gases, bile, souring food
and waste right out Never cramps or
overacts. Babies love Its delicious taste.
Ask your druggist for genuine "Cali-
fornia Fig Syrup" which has full direc-
tions for infants in arms, and children
of all ages, plainly printed on bottle.
Mother! Ton must say “California” or
you may get an Imitation fig syrup.
Too Late
An Englishman and a Scotchman
werj having a discussion on success In
life. Said the former: "Success Is
easier than most people think. m Why,
when I was n young man 1 knew a
youth who got n Job in a big city hotel,
aryl it wasn’t long before he owned the
whole pluce.” The Scotchman sagely
nodded his head. “Aye, no doot,” he
said, “but since then they’ve Invented
cash registers.”
Don't Give Up Hope Yet
Even If you have about decided that
you are destined to have those pimples,
blotches, bumps, eczema, rash, scrof-
ula, tetter, “breaking out," etc., the
rest of your life, you will be surprised
that you are mistaken If you will
simply begin using the wonderful
Black and White Ointment.
Black and White Ointment Is now
selling at the tremendous rate of nenr-
ly two million packages a year. Any
dealer can supply you. Be sure you
get Black and White Ointment, be-
cause It Is the one people are depend-
ing on to get rid of their skin troubles
and worries. The 50c size contains
three times as much as the liberal 25c
■lse.—Advertisement.
Af. D.
“I say, doctor, did you ever doctor
another doctor?"
"Oh, yea.”
“Well, tell me this: Does a doctor
doctor a doctor the way the doctored
doctor wants to be doctored, or does
the doctor doing the doctoring doctor
the other doctor in his own way?”
You Can’t Beat That for Courtesy
tAS't/ There's
SUBWAY A WOMAN FALLEN
h ml """ MERE ^
wmm
INDIGESTION, GASES,
UPSET, ACID STOMACH
“Pape's Dispensin'' is the quickest,
surest relief for indigestion, gases,
flatulence, heartburn, sourness or
stomach distress caused by acidity. A
few tablets give almost Immediate
stomach relief. Correct your stomach
and digestion now for a few cents.
Druggists sell millions of packages of
Pape's Dlapepsln.—Adv.
Dubious
Friend—Why did you Jilt that man
Who wanted to marry you?
Prima Dona—I couldn't make op
my mind whether he was In love with
me or merely wanted to hear me sing
for nothing.—Boston Transcript.
—i was born »n this Town and i
Take exception To what you just
SAID ABOUT OUR MEN - THERE WAS^T
A MAN That STEPPED on THAT GiRl-
Freshen a Heavy 8kis
With the antiseptic, fascinating Cutl-
cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely
scented, economical face, skin, baby
and dusting powder and perfume
Renders other perfumes superfluous.
One of the Cuticura Toilet Trio (Soap,
Ointment, Talcum).—Advertisement.
A Recent Passenger
"I have been on tills train seven
years.” said the condu*' j slowly-
moving Southern ' .<udl.v.
“Is that s, . a passenger.
“Where did yox on?"—American
Boy.
-EVEBY one stepped
RIGHT OVER HER /
7 5
A Poor Choice of Words
“CASCARETS” FOR LIVER
AND BOWELS—10c A BOX
Cores Biliousness, Constipation, Sick
Headache,Indigestion. Drag stores. Adv.
Penny-in-Slot Elevator
A peuny-ln-the-slot automatic eleva-
tor has been devised. The passenger
Inserts a coin, enters the cnr, and
presses the button of the floor to which
he or she wishes to ascend.
The charm of a bathroom Is Its spot-
leanness By the use of Ited Cross Ball
Blue all cloths and towela retain their
whiteness until worn out—Advertise-
ment
Busier thaw a l,
Cat om at\u roof\
if AlNBOCn cajuS,
TEtC 'EVA I'M f—
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At a Busy Crossing
Traffic Cop (to Jay walker)—(ley,
you were born In the country, weren't
you?
Cy—Yep, I was.
Traffic Cop—Well, If yon don’t
Watch out, you’ll die In the city.
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Always Keep Allcock'* Plasters
In your home. Invaluable for all local
aches atyl pains. Inexpensive, abso-
lutely pure, safe and effective.—Adv.
It's pretty hard to be dlshnneat and
good natured at the same time.
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MOT out au' \ aivit goiu’
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BUUDUESS DOWt LAST
7 LOUGc .
To you—he’s worth
$2,500 in Prizes
/T5HE du Pont Company le offering $2,500 In mar-
A chandisa prizes for team and individual acoraa In an
International Crow-Shooting Contest. Sportsman in tbs
United States and Canada are eligible.
Tbs crow is a destroyer of growing crops and of game
birds. Ha is a menace and a nuisance. Get him I
Send for two, free booklets telling all about the crow.
It costs you nothing to enter the contest. Write today
for full information.
E. I. DU PONT DE NEMOURS A CO., INC.
Sporting Powder Division
WILMINGTON. DEG
Human Race Uncontrollable
Human race will be what the weath-
er will be: Quite uncoutrolluble Id Its
development. Its course was fixed
when It was created.
Dogs bark at the moon because they
think the man In the moon has u dog;
being a man.
Calm Calamity
Sea Captain—Yep, I was ship-
wrecked In the South Sea Islands and
found a tribe of wild women who had
no tongues.
Land Lubber—Gee I How could they
talk?
Sea Captain—They couldn't; that’s
what made them wild.
The strongest plume In wisdom's Get-rieh-qulrk schemes enable a lot
wing is memory of past folly. of people to get poor quicker.
Children Cry for “Castoria”
Especially Prepared for Infants and Children of All Ages
Mother! Fletcher's Castoria has
been In use for over 30 years as a
pleasant, harmless substitute for
Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops
and Soothing Syrups. Contains no
narcotics. Proven directions are on
each package. Physicians everywhere
recommend It The kind you have
always bought bears signature of
clwo pleasant ways
to relieve a cough
Take your choice and suit
your taste. S B—or Menthol
flavor. A sure relief for coughs,
colds and hoarseness. Put one
in your mouth at bedtime.
Always keep a bos on band.
SMITH BROIHERS
SR COUCH DROPS
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CARTELS
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1 PILLS
tiered Stomach
ce a good doSe of Carter’s Little Liver Pills
—then take 2 or 3 for a few nights after.
You will relish your meals without fear of trouble to
follow. Millions of all ages take them for Biliousness,
Dizziness, Sick Headache, Upset Stomach and for Sallow,
Pimply, Blotclyr Skin. Thtg end the mittry of Constipation.
S«H P®i Wit Daw;teal Pries
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Whitmore, R. J. The Carrollton Chronicle (Carrollton, Tex.), Vol. 20, No. 15, Ed. 1 Friday, March 7, 1924, newspaper, March 7, 1924; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth592123/m1/3/: accessed April 19, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Carrollton Public Library.