The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 8, No. 29, Ed. 1 Saturday, May 15, 1920 Page: 3 of 4
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THE NEW THEATRE
Friday & Saturday, May 14 & 15
Monday, May the 17th
Wednesday, May the 18th
“LUCK IN PAWN”
Friday & Saturday, May 14 & 15
Her work is at all times a pleasure and in
this comedy-drama she is at her best.
Monday, May 17th
“JUBILO! JUBILO! JUBILO!”
This picture is being' shown by
special reque-t for the students
A. B. ROGERS
Undertakers and Embalmers
San Marcos, Texas
WE INVITE YOU
to call at the
In Post-Office Block
ELECTRIC MASSAGE and
ELECTRIC HAIR CLIPPER
Give us a trial
FRANK BYLER, Prop
YOU ARE INVITED
J. W. GANTT
Oil, Real Estate, Insurance
HARRISON & MERRILL
PHYSICAL EDUCATION DEPART-
MENT TO OFFER NEW COURSE
Rumor has it that Coach Strahan,
ably assisted by Miss Hines, will,
during the summer term, establish
under the auspices of the Depart-
ment of Physical Education a course
in Anesthetic Dancing. According
to leading medical specialists the
sport in question develops a certain
muscle, the Esophysoreaus, and it
is positively essential to have a good,
active Esophysoreaus if one wishes to
become an eff.cient school teacher.
A committee is now working ou:
a schedule for classes and is making
plans for an intercollegiate team.
Lively competition is expected for
places on the team and any young
man in the Normal with a general
average of D is eligible. Perkins,
Bachle, and Pinckney Landrum have
already announced their intention of
returning in the summer to take up
this hitherto sadly neglected part of
their education in an attempt to en-
hance the charms they now bear for
the feminine eye. If you are in-
terested see Coach Strahan or Miss
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A LITTLE ADVICE
The following extract from a letter
was found on the campus, and as the
identity of the writer is not disclosed,
we feel free to publish it in the hopes
the suggestions therein will prove
beneficial to certain readers:
.......... is growing to a lengthy
epistle and the hands of the clock
point dangerously near to twelve so 1
must close. Now if you’ll just make
use of the little tips I’ve given you as
how best to profit by the individual
eccentricities of each of the instruc-
tors up there I’m sure your life will
be a bed of roses at S. W. T. N.
As a final admoratLfl and guide re-
member, it’s as much as your life is
1. To talk in Chapel when
Prexy’s at the helm.
2. To say “dance” in more than
3. To “answer back” when a guy
waves from a car.
4. To use the phone for any in-
formation (?) other than tram
5. To make a “two-some” with a
boy in swing.
7. To say “listen” when address-
ing the Dean.
8. To know out-of-town boys who
9. To “park” longer than two
minutes in the corridors.
10. To ride in a “mixed” car.
11. To answer “present” for your
pal cutting classes.
12. To “doctor” the landlady’s
clock on Saturday nights.
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There are eyes of j brown and hazel;
There are eyes of .shining blue,
There are eyes that fill with con-
There are baby eyes and wise eyes
There are eyes th it talk and eyes ol
There are eyes pathetic with a plea,
But the eyes that raise me up to
Are the eyes that speak of love for
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Some poets rave about the “one hoss
Others about a little birch canoe—
Some folks can sit and write all day
About a ride on a steamboat too.
You’ve heard of “trolling Down a
Where he called her his sweet heait
But the thing that beats ’em all, from
cycle to train,
Is a little Ford; just room for two.
A Domestic Comedy:- the trouble
of the couple in the next apartment.
A Domestic Tragedy: the troubles
in your own apartment.
Their eyes met.
Their hands met.
Their lips met.
Their souls met.
Their lawyers met.
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‘The tailor said he couldn’t
make the gown for less than
so I told him to go ahead.”
Hub: “Why in the world didn’t
you consult me first?”
Wife: “I didn’t want to spend a
nickel telephoning, dear.”
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“Do you believe that heat causes
“Yes, did you ever put the lighted
end of your cigar in your mouth?”
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“Run outside, Willie, Father is go-
ing to try to get central.”
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He: “Do you know the difference
between an inveterate gum chewer
and an inefficient mechanic?”
She: “No. What is it?”
He: “Well, one works the gum,
and the other gums the work.”
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Little Girl: “Mania, do movie actors
30 to heaven?”
Mother: “Yes, dear, if they are
L. G.: “Will Charlie Chaplin go
L. G.:. “Won’t God laugh when he
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Mrs. H.: “Why did Abou Ben Ad-
hem’s name lead all the rest?”
Laura Frances: “I guess they must
have arranged the names alphabeti-
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One wife has to.oed the bitter
truth home to us at last. The mice
in her kitchen are on a strike for a
better grade of cheese.
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Percival: “I always sleep with
gloves on—that’s what makes my
hands so soft.”
Jack: “Do you sleep with your hat
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“A husband leads a dog’s life,”
quoth Mr. Gobb.
“Yes,” agreed Mrs. Gobb, "he
growls all day and snores all night.”
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Just because a fellow’s pigeon-
toed and chicken-hearted doesn’t
say that he’s a bird.
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He said to her over the telephone
after his weekly visit: “Dearest, will
you marry me?”
“Why yes,” she said, “who is it?”
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Her lips were so near—
And I hadn’t the nerve.
Twas the chance of a year
(Her lips were so near).
She was angry, I fear,
And her scorn I deserve;
Her lips were so near
And I hadn’t the nerve.
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She: “Jack says my mouth is the
prettiest he’s ever seen.”
He: “That’s nothing. i’ll put
mine up against it any day.
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It’s a wise wife who selects her
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Cop (angrily to far motorist):
“The nixt time ye don’t stop at me
signal, I’ll pinch ye!
Fair Motorist (coloring): “Sir!
How dare you!
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“Are you familiar with girls!
“I tried to be with one once,
she slapped my face.”
Shoes for All
The Breath of Smart Hat*
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The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 8, No. 29, Ed. 1 Saturday, May 15, 1920, newspaper, May 15, 1920; San Marcos, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth614389/m1/3/?rotate=270: accessed May 24, 2019), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Texas State University.