The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 10, No. 35, Ed. 1 Saturday, July 1, 1922 Page: 4 of 4

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THE NORMAL STAR
Just Received—
A new line of Sport Sweaters and
Sport Skirts, the very kind you have
looked for at—
Arenstein’s Ready-<o-Wear I
PHYSICAL EDUCATION
CLASS HAS BIG OUTING
Class Under Direction of Miss Hearne
Spends Week-End in Hills of Wim-
berly; Encounter Great Experiences.
P. E. 132, class in coaching of bas-
ket ball, under the supervision of Miss
Hearne, spent the past week-end at
Wimiberly. Camp life proved to be as
enjoyable as anticipated with plenty of
thrills and excitement thrown in. The
party was divided into squads detailed
to do K. P. duty at the several meals.
On the first evening, after a nice swim
and participation in a savory meal pre-
pared by Squad 1, a camp fire was built
around w’hich the party gathered to be
entertained in stunts, games and songs
by the different members. Miss Christ-
enson added to the enjoyment with
seme of her delightful stories.
Amid the laughter and fun, there ap-
peared out of the darkness, two un-
known horsemen, who demanded a
“chaw of terbacker.” Mr. Eowman,
company life-saver and body-guard, in-
sisted that they move on as there was-
n’t a “chaw” of anything in camp, not
even a “chaw” of gum.
The party, having undergone much
jolting and having endured several
blowouts returned much refreshed from
the outdoor fun.
Those attending and invited guests
were, Misses Hearne, Christenson,
Mead, Marshall, Kimbrough, Eckert,
Brenham, Vernhagen, Davis, Brown,
Horne, Reese, Augusta and Emma En-
geling, Leak Johnson, Jenkins, and Pe-
ters, Mr, and Mrs. Lowman.
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CHAUTAUQUA SOCIETY
Old Time Pep Displayed As The Chau-
tauqua Literary Society Holds
Initial Meeting.
STAR DUST
A Job.
Mr. Smith : “It is said that elephants
will be extinct in twenty five years.
Many are killed each year to secure
their tusks.”
Freshman: “Why do they kill them?
Why don’t they pull their tusks?”
Mr. Smith; “Perhaps too great a
job. If they could get the elephant to
consent to it, it might be done.”
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At An Astronomy Observation
Hester Ruth: “What is Mr. Sewell
doing?”
Merton Swift: “Oh, he is turning the
telescope to keep Venus in view.”
Hester: “How does he know how to
do it?”
Merton: “Why, Mr. Sewell knows
everything.”
Bystander: “Mr. Sewell, Swift must
be in one of your classes?”
Mr. Sewell: “No, but he expects to
be some day.”
^(Good business. Stay in there Swift.)
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Extract From Entrance Examination.
Question: “What is the latitude of
Austin, New York, London, and New
Zealand.”
Answer: “Austin—southern latitude;
New York—northern latitude; London
—horse latitude; New Zealand—west-
ern latitude.
dHVAJIVH WOHJ 30VS
NOSIHHVH HOSSHJOHd
(Continued from page One)
Mississippi where Mrs. Harrison has
relatives.
Mr. Harrison said tfiat one of his
very first acts upon arriving at Har-
vard was to buy a football ticket. In
our opinion he was fortunate indeed
in seeing such games as Harvard vs.
Yale and Harvard vs. Centre, He at-
tended the track meets of the Northern
Colleges. This spring he was present
at the famous Harvard alumni meet-
ing. There__were representatives as far
back as 1853. Mr. Harrison said that
it was an inspiring sight to see the
many grey and bald-headed paying
tribute to Harvard.
We are more than proud to say that
beside obtaining the Scholarship, Mr.
Harrison was a joint winner of a $275
prize in the Helen Choate Bell Prize
Essay Contest in American Literature.
His theme was “Whittier and Frost:
Their Relation to the Ehrlier and La-
ter Renaissance in American Poetry.”
The judges in the contest were C. N.
Greenough, Bliss Perry, and L. B. R.
Briggs.
While in Boston Mrs. Harrison was
a student in Radcliffe College. This
is the women’s department of Harvard,
having however, the same instructors
as Harvard. She studied under Dr.
Irving S. Babbitt, the greatest author-
ity in America on the romantic move-
ment. She sang in the Radcliffe Chor-
al Club under Dr. Davidson, who dir-
ects the Harvard Gleq Club. She had
immediate charge of foreign periodi-
cals, and made acquaintance of many
of Harvard’s productive scholars, like
Dr. Channing, Hart, Lowes, etc.
Little Richard Jr., was in the Cam-
bridge public school. He is fond of
New England but glad to get back to
Texas. In fact, all are pleased with
the year’s study and travel, but glad to
get back to San Marcos arid to old
Normal.
NEW THEATRE
TO-NIGHT
Anita Stewart
Sowing the Wind
NORMAL STEPS TO THE FRONT
The Chautauquans met Monday in
room 14 for the purpose of electing of-
ficers for the term. The following of-
ficers were elected:
A. M. Weir, treasurer; Jack Horton,
vice-president; W. D. Hill, Sergeant-
at-arms; J. McBride, parliamentarian;
H. A. Johnson, chaplin; E. A. Duckett,
Star reporter; W. H._Wasserman, E. F.
H. Morgenroph, auditors.
The Chautauqua Literary Society is!
the oldest organization on the hill—in 1
fact, it was the first society organized
in Normal. It is an organization for
men and since its beginning many
young men, who were untrained in the
ways of parliametary rule and in the
technique of public speaking, have been
transformed into capable and effective
public speakers.
Young man, if you are interested in
public speaking and debating, come out
and line up with the Chautauquans. If
you are an accomplished speaker, come
out and exercise your talent; if you
are not an effective speaker, come out
and learn the fundamental requirements
of a good orator. If you have no de-
sire to become familiar with the tech-
nique of public speaking come out and
enjoy yourself by listening to some one
else talk. It is your sociat duty to
participate in the various activities of
the school which you attend—then join
the oldest and most progressive so-
ciety on the hill.
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She: “Moments spent with you seem
thousands of years.”
He: “Will you marry me?”
She: *“In a moment.”
This Is Tailor Made.
Mr. Harry (at Riverside) : “Say, Mr.
Peterson, where did you have that
bathing suit made?”
Mr. Peterson: “Had it made in New
York. Told the manufacturers to take
the measurements of the Statue of Li-
berty, which would give me a good fit.”
(Now you tell one.)
-o-
“Well, Jerry, I’ll settle that little
debt that I owe you. Which would you
rather have in settlement, an old ten or
a new one?”
“Oh, I’ll take the new*>ne”, said Jerry.
“Just as you say,” rejoined Griff as
he handed Jerry a new one dollar bill.
-o-
Efficiency.
“You can always count on me,” said
the adding machine.
(Continued from page One)
At the Cafeteria.
Horse-collar Horton • “Here, what
are you doing with those teaspoons in
your pockets?”
Brainless Johnson: “Doctor’s orders.”
Horse-collar: “Waddayamean, Doc-
tor’s orders?” ,
Brainless: “He told me to take two
teaspoons after every meal.”
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SERVICE CARS—anywhere, at any
time. Phone 86. Special rates on sight-
seeing or pleasure trips. Jno. Dobbins.
An-
Prof. Herndon (in Spanish 3): “Why
do words have roots?”
Verdant senorita: “So the language
can grow, I suppose.”
-o-
Patronize Our Advertisers.
Mr. Smith: “Do you ever change
your environment?”
Freshman: “Sure I do. Every Satur-
day night.”
Height of Ignorance.
The height of ignorance is not neces-
sarilly trying to start a cuckoo clock
with bird seed, but it is somewhere
near it.—Ex.
Economy.
“Sam, Ah understands they didn’t
isolate yo when youall wuz sick.”
“Ah knows it naggah, Ah couldn’t
affo’d de ice.”
Alice: “Can a girl Jive on love?”
Virginia: “Yes, if she stays single.’
Chitwood-Locke
Incorporated
She tightly clings about him—
The dainty slender thing,
For he was a wooden top,
And she-—a long white string.—Ex.
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John: “I know a man married for
twenty years who stays at home every
evening.”
Johnny (thrilled) : “Ah! That is true
love.”
John: “Nope. Rheumatism.”
In Physics Class.
4 Mr. Vernon ; _“What would you see
t! if
SERVICE GROCERY j
Phones 10 and 586
The place of quality gro-
ceries, courtesy and
service to all.
., - you saw an X-ray picture of a dog’s
| lungs?”
Top Heavy Swift (with dignity):
“You would see the seat of his pants.”
4
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fj Charlie: “You shouldn’t
| j much, it’s dangerous.”
Si T____ “TA_______
smile
EARLY FALL STYLES—
Very new and attrac-
tive mid-summer ef-
fects—in crepe faff eta
and felts. In all white
and white with color-
ed trimmings.
HATTIE L. WATKINS
:
Inez: “Dangerous ?”
Chas.: “Yes. When a smile lights up
youir face it might set off the powder.”
(Pass him out!)
Fish Co-ed: “I want a ticket to the
show next Saturday.”
Box Office Manager: “Tickle me?”
Co-ed: “Don’t get fresh. Give me a
ticket.”
Prof. Birdwell: “Give what you con-
sider the most memorable date in his-
tory.”
Red H.: “The one Anthony had with
Cleapatra.”
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NOTICE—Boardinghouse Keepers!
Ice Cream at £1.25 per gallon deliver-,
ed from Dobbins Confectionery, phone
lady, regardless of what part of the
state you are from, if you attend school
here and pass qualifications here suc-
cessfully, will be due full recognition
for your work in other colleges all
over the United States if you desire
to continue your education. This new
achievement has put us directly on the
firing line in educational progress. It
opens the way for better and higher
achievements. It removes the greatest
bind that any normal college may have.
With that out of the way, what is
to be our future? Are we to sit calmy
by and smoke our pipe and boast over
success and let other opportunities slip
by unchalleneged? Are we going to
roost high up on our pinnacle of suc-
cess and let ourselves literally dry up
..from the want of the exercise secured
by trying to attain a higher mark? No,
never! In the name of Maroon and
Gild, we will not. There will be no
resting along the road. There will be
no boasting. We are proud of our
Alma Mater and would fight for her
right or wong. Yet we would not be
doing the school justice to quit laboring
just as the horizon brjghtens and glows
with possibilities.
You students that walk up Normal
hill and pant and perspire because of
the heat and then bawl the school out
for being on a hill, just remember that
you are climbing to the first normal
school in thirteen southern states and
probably you will not feel so bad. You
grouches, that always slip around in
the quiet places and run the institution!?
down, just remember you have a real
school and that you should consider
yourself lucky to be here attending
classes from instructors employed with
great expense by the State of Texas.
Let us all work together and not
against each other. Let uis advertise
the school in whatever part of the
state we may teach. Talk S. W. T. N.
up, for that is the least thing you can
do. Let the boys and girls know that
if they want to go to some college up
North some day that they do not have
to go to the state university to get
full standing.
The student body and the Star feels
greatly indebted to Mr. Evans for the
untiring efforts with which the victory
was won. We are indeed fortunate to
have such a president. Here is hoping
that he continues to elevate our school.
Here’s to the success of S. W. T. N.!!
Here’s to Mr. Evans !!
With joy we take our place among
the leading colleges of the United
States. |
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The Saturday Line-Up.
Teacher: “Oscar, what is the
cient Order of the Bath?”
Oscar (puzzled): “I dunno; Johnny
comes first, then Willie, then the baby,
and then me.”
(More water, Andrew.)
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Don’t miss that train—phone 86 for
service cars. Prompt Service.
First Pup: “Why are you running?”
Second Same: “I’m fleeing”.—Ex.
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SERVICE CARS—Special rates by
the week or month. Phone 86. John
H. Dobbins.
Sport: “How’s business?”
Undertaker: “Dead.”
(Call the ambulance, Professor.)
-o-
86—PHONE—86
for information about pleasure trips to
San Antonio, Austin, Wimberly, New
Braunfels, etc.
Lounge Lizard: ‘What would you
say if I threw you a kiss?”
Flapper: “I’d say you were the laziest
man I’ve ever met.”
VISITING CARDS
at
TIMES OFFICE
BUY YOUR PICNIC EATS
From
^ THE KASH KARRY
New Stock—100 per cent
Value
Candies, Cold Drinks
and Hamburgers
at the
CACTUS
A big
cold slice of
Watermelon 10c
Cell at
HORTON’S
SHOE SHOP
for Quality and Service
Polish and Arch Supports
Phone 7 N. Side Square
GRAND
LEADER
DRY GOODS & SHOES
At Lowest Prices
Cut Flowers
| Pot Plants, Baskets, Etc.
Shell Floral Co.
Day and Night
Phone 67
^ I number 86.
Famous Saying of Famous People.
It’s a great life, if you don’t weaken.
—Adam.
I’m strong for you, kid.—Samson.
I am sorry that I have no more lives
to give for my country.:—Plutarch.
You can’t keep a good man down.—
Jonah.
The bigger they are the harder they
fall.—David.
So this is Paris.—Helen of Troy.
I don’t know where I am going but
I’m on my way.—Columbus.
Keep the home fires burning.—Nero.
It floats.—Noah.
The first hundred years are the
hardest.—Methuslah. —Exchange.
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Your Move Next.
“It’s your move”, said the landlady
when I failed to pay the rent.
I Agneto & Co. j
Picnic Specialties
Phoees 265-266
DRINK
Jennings
Walker
Barber Shop
Shower Baths—Tub
Hot or Cold
North Side Square
J. J. White
Dry Goods Co.
We sell the best shoes for
the price, no matter what
that price may be.
Next to State Bank
87 -Phone-87
Dobbins Transfer
Baggage
Service Cars
HOFHEINZ’S
For genuine Coca Cola
and Pure Ice Cream
East Side Square

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