The Jacksboro Gazette (Jacksboro, Tex.), Vol. 59, No. 52, Ed. 1 Thursday, June 1, 1939 Page: 3 of 4
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THE JACKSnORO GAZETTE
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PERFORMERS AND OUR |
AUDIENCES.ALSO !' SUES
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LALA PALOOZA
Asleep on the Job
By RUBE GOLDBERG
I’VE GOT AN IDEA, SIR
SENIOR GONZALES IS
HAVING TEA WITH .
MADAM NOW - LET’S (
LOOK IN HIS >
OVERCOAT FOR f
SOME .-—
LOOK! IT WAS 1 BLOOT, BLOOl
MADE BY \ HE USED TO
HORACE BLOOT./WASH DISHES
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SNAP OUT OF IT,
MISTER VINCENT-
YOU’VE GOT TO
SEND THAT, ,
feTTELEGRAM \)
WITH ME IN THE
WAR-I’LL SEND y
HIM A WIRE - r<
» HO HUM
MARINELLO BEAUTY SCHOOL
• T2 Years Same Location •
Will train you to be an expert operator in 6
months. Low tuition. Equipment furnished.
Write for catalogue
MAY MORTON, Dean
4505 Ross - DALLAS
HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS
For Glue Stains.—White vinegar
will remove glue stains.
* * *
An Appetizer.—Celery stuffed
with crabmeat salad can be used
for variety on an appetizer tray.
* * *
Keeping Linens White.—Stored
linens will not become yellow if
the inside of the linen closet is’
painted a deep blue. .
« Frank Jay Marker Syndicate. Inc.
You Have to Know How to Equalize
By C. M. PAYNE
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For Shiny Linoleum.—Dissolve
lump of sugar in the water vJH
washing linoleum or oilcloth w
a brilliant polish will result.
A Good Sink Brush.—A worn
whiskbroom makes a fine sink
brush if you cut off the worn bris-
tles clear up to the stiff part. Al-
ways rinse clean after using.
* * •
Heat Brown Sugar.—If dark or
® Bell Syndicate.—WNtl Service.
By S. L. HUNTLEY
light brown sugar is too hard to
measure, heat it in the oven, then
measure it quickly while it is soft.
Store it in the refrigerator or
bread box, where it will remain
soft.
That’s A-Boot Enough of That
Burnt Aluminum__If you bum
an aluminum saucepan when
cooking, boil an onion in it. The
burnt part will rise to the top like
scum and leave the saucepan
clean.
Parentdl Co-Operation
Should Bear Fruit
% school-teacher, after examina-
tion of the pupils in her class
the school nurse, wrote the folio!
note to the parents of a cei
tain little boy:
“Your boy Charles shows sign
of astigmatis/n. Will you pleas
invesiigate and take steps to an
rect it?”
The next morning she receive,
a laboriously written reply fron
(Copyright, by S. L. Huntley.)
POP— The Children’s Parly Is Next Door
By J. MILLAR WATT
don’t
TROUBLE TO ANNOUNCE
ME ! I CAN DO IT ^
-r— MYS&LF !
the boy’s father, which read a:
follows:
“I don’t exactly undersiM,
what Charlie has done, but I I^H
walloped him tonight and yc
wallop him tomorrow. That
to help.” I
CONSTIPATED!
Gas Crowds Heart.
9 Ben Syndicate.—WHO Servtci
UP WITH THE JONESES'
Anxious Days and Nights
By POP MOMAND
<** how Do vou V
expect anyone tca
SLFSP when routes
thrashing around ;
IN here!! if You've 1
GOT INSOMNIA
WHY DON'T VOu TRY
counting sweep? .
' tva. tried '
it, AL—But
X CAN'T KID
MYSELF WITH
i THAT OLD
stunt I'rr
WON*T WORK!!,
J THEN IMAGINE StoURE >
COUNTING THAT FIFTEEN
hundred bucks you'll
lose if kitty has >
Jumped her bond!! iC
that's Real enough j
TO hold Your i
and yet— x haven’t >—
SBHN HSR EVER SINCE X GOT '
HER QUT OF THAT JAIL—AND
lx don't know --—
WHAT TO THINK—JM. ■KSSIs®
But i've got Tk'
1 TO FIND OUT
h»!! IS IT POSSIBLE J
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CAN'T believe she'd L
THING LIKE THAT—After
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GET OUT
OF HERE!!
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Vain Attempts 4
It is impossible for a man w
attempts many things to do thd
all well.—Xenophon. j
Open All Day!
May Warn of Disordered
Kidney Action j
Modem life with its hurry and^fl
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t«»—ttrowe heavy strain on the w<
of the kidneys. They are apt to bee©
over-taxed and fail to filter excess ©
and other impurities from the iife-fivi
blood. ^ ? '•
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headache, dininna, Jetting up ufgh
let , Paine. aweBing—feel eonattni
IN
kidneys to get nd of »> cee» ^■fl
body waste. They are an'i«ej^Kf|
urinary tract and tend to ijHBB
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The Jacksboro Gazette (Jacksboro, Tex.), Vol. 59, No. 52, Ed. 1 Thursday, June 1, 1939, newspaper, June 1, 1939; Jacksboro, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth729814/m1/3/: accessed April 23, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Gladys Johnson Ritchie Library.