The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 30, No. 196, Ed. 1 Monday, October 23, 1933 Page: 2 of 4
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THE LAMPASAS LEADER
Here’s Recognition of
Pumpkin Pie*s Merits
With one exception open-faced piies
"hardly ever come up to covered fruit
pies in genuine goodness. That ex-
ception, of course, is pumpkin, which
is an American delicacy of the first
Cream, lemon, chocolate, caramel,
butterscotch and so on lack the
sturdy qualities of apples and peaches
somehow when they are cooked into
a pie, but pumpkin—well, what are
apples and peaches, or plums, or
caramel or even chicken in pies com-
pared to it?
This lowly vegetable which grows
promiscuously along the ground is
the Cinderella of the crops, the holly-
hock of the flower gardens, the ugly
duckling of the flocks. It is aM the
fairy stories whicli illustrate the
hidden virtues of common things. It
is the lesson all the old Alger books
incarnate. It is the American philos-
ophy of rags to riches on pure merit.
Pumpkin pie is one of the things
that make life worth living and au-
tumn worth being. The season for it
only comes once a year, and a fellow
is warranted in giving up buckwheat
cakes, apple dumplings, fresh sau-
sage and home-mashed potatoes to
save a place for a man-sized slab of
it at any meal.—Columbus Dispatch.
TIER raw nerves
-*~L were soothed.
She banished that
________________rirni-—-- -v rdead tired” feeb
'' jng.Won new youth-
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wastes that were sapping her vitality. NR Tab-
lets (Nature’s Remedy) —the mild, safe, all-
vegetable laxative—worked the transfc
Seed the transformation.
Try it for constipation, biliousness, head-
aches, dizzy spells,
colds. See how re-
freshed you feel.
At all druggists’-
Don’t Neglect Kidney and
ItSEED promptly bladder irreg.
III ularities, getting up at night and
nagging backache. They may warn
of some disordered kidney or blad-
der function. Don’t experiment Try
Doan’s Fills. Successful for 50
years. Used the world over. Get
Doan’s today. At all druggists.
A DIURETIC FOR THE KIDNEYS
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Wheeling, West Virginia.
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-TH' IM HIS PACKET
CAR.R.’YiN' A CONCEALEP
Caddy—I got that ball we lost this
morning, sir. Got it from a small
Golfer—Good. I’ll hand you what
you gave him for it.
Caddy—No thanks! I gave him a
punch in the eye.
Bill—i ve just acquired a combined
carpet sweeper and talking machine.
Bob—Married, eh I
SHARPS AND FLATS
“Yes, mum. I was once quite a mu-
sician and 1 guess 1 ain’t forgot all
about it yet.’’
“Indeed I Well take an ax and chop
a few cords out of that wood pile
back of you.”
STARS AND STRIPES
Bess— Jack has an awful hand grasp
When he proposed he squeezed my
hand so hard It fairly ached.
Tom—Perhaps he meant it for an
OR A BUCKET
First Politician—At the foot of the
ticket we want somebody with a
Second Politician—Nobody with a
barrel seems to want the honor.
First Politician—Well, can you lo
cate somebody with a keg?
“Why is it that writers and poets
always refer to peace as ‘sweet
“I suppose it is because peace should
always be preserved.”
Tommy had been caught red-hand
ed in the pantry.
“My son,” said his father, sadly,
“you have acted very wrongly. It
may seem a small offense, but it ha>
for its foundations one of the prime
causes of the world’s unhappiness-
disobedience. I am more than an
gry. I am deeply grieved. I want
my son to grow up a fine. Honorable
man. T want him—” He paused for
Little Tommy turned and looked
up to his mother.
“Mum,” he said, “isn’t dad most
frightfully interesting?” — London
Not in His Line
The company director shook
“My dear man,” he said, “there
are hundreds of ways of making
money, but only one that’s honest.”
The company promoter looked
“What’s that?” he asked.
“Ah,” smiled the other, “I thought
you wouldn’t know !”
Why Bring That Up?
Some noisy relatives were visiting
a couple, and happened to mention
their dog, a big mongrel.
“He’s just like one of the family,”
said the pup’s proud mistress.
“Which one?” asked the hostess.
Putting Them to Use
Rufus—You seem to make light of
your financial troubles, Goofus.
Goofus—Yes, I burn all my bills.
Stella and Mary were boasting of
the belongings and achievements of
“My father is a Mason,” said
“Mine is a Moose,” retorted Mary.
“Moose have horns.”
“My father had a calf when he
was a little boy,” boasted Stella.
“Pooh! Mine had a lamb and a
“My father is rich. He has
“Mine is richer. He owes $10,000.”
“Well,” said Stella, to settle the
whole debate, “my father has a blue
Insult to Injury
A motorist was helping his victim,
who happened to be extremely fat,
to rise from the ground.
“Couldn’t you have gone round
me?” he growled.
“Sorry!” said the motorist, airily,
“1 was not sure Whether I had
“I say, caddy, did you ever see a
worse, golf player than I?”
“No, but then, sir, I’ve only been
caddying five years.”
Find It Yourself
“Aren’t those big business
nates terrible profiteers?”
“Yes, they’re worse than the Forty
Thieves you read about in the Bible.”
“You advertise that you make suits
while customers wait. Is that so?”
“Yes, you order a suit, pay a le-
posit, and go home and wait until It
is ready.”—Vart Hem.
NOW ITS UP
Only Use for It
He—I wish you would —■ -our
head a little more, my dear.
Wifey—Good! I will go to the mil-
liner’s tomorrow and use trying on
hats.—Stray Stories Magazine.
Earned What He Got
Jones—I did not marry beauty, my
boy; I did not marry werCL’i or posi-
tion; I married for sympathy.
Brown—Well, you have mine.—
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PARTY ON HAND...AND ANOTHER
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IN A JIFFY I
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Those results are due to a scien-
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two seconds after touching moisture.
And hence to start “taking hold” of
pain a few minutes after taking.
The illustration of the glass, here,
tells the story. A Bayer Tablet starts
to disintegrate almost instantly you
swallow it. And thus is ready to go to
work almost instantly
When you buy, though, see that
you get the Genuine BAYER Aspirin.
For Bayer Aspirin’s quick relief
always say “BAYER Aspirin.”
WORKS SO FAST
Drop a Bayer Tablet
in a glass of water.
Note that BEFORE
it touches bottom, it
has started to dis-
What it does in this
glass it does in your
stomach. Hence its
Does Not Harm the Heart
It is the Dollars
. . . that circulate among ourselves, in our own
community, that in the end build our schools and
churches, pave our streets, lay our sidewalks, increase
our farm values, attract more people to this section.
Buying our merchandise in our local stores means
keeping our dollars at home to work for all of us.
Here’s what’s next.
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The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 30, No. 196, Ed. 1 Monday, October 23, 1933, newspaper, October 23, 1933; Lampasas, Texas. (texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth894353/m1/2/: accessed February 20, 2019), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Lampasas Public Library.