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THE JOUENALIST'S GREED
I BELIEVE in the profession of journalism.
I believe that the public journal is n public trust; thnt nil con-
nected with it are to the full measure of their responsibility trustees
for the public; thnt ncceptnnce of lesser service than the public ser-
vice is betrayal of this trust.
I believe that clear thinking and clenr statement accuracy nnd
fairness nrc fundamental to good journalism.
I believe that the journalist should say only what he holds in his
heart to be true.
I believe that suppression of the news for any consideration
other than the welfare of society is indefensible. .
I believe that no one should write as a journalist whnt he would
not say as a gentleman; that bribery by one's own pocketbook is as
much to be avoided as bribery by the pocketbook of another; that
individual responsibility may not be csenped by pleading another's
instructions or another's dividends.
I believe that advertising news nnd editorinl columns should
alike serve the best interests of readers; thnt a single standard of
helpful truth and clearness should prevail for all ; that the supreme
test of good journalism is the measure of its public service.
I believe that the journalism that succeeds best and best de-
serves success fears God nnd honors man; is stoutly independent
by pride of opinion or greed of power constructive tolerant but
never careless. Self-controlled patient nlways respectful of its read-
ers but always unafraid; is quickly indignant at injustice; is un-
swayed by. the appeal of privilege or theelamor of the mob; seeks
to give every man a chance nnd as far as law and honest wage and
recognition of human brotherhood can make it so an equal chance ;
Is profoundly patriotic while sincerely promoting international good
will and cementing world-comradeship ; is a journalism of humanity
of and for today's world.
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JACK FROST-BITES NUDISTS
A GROUP of nudists who wished to establish n enmp for their clan
in a northwestern national forest were refused permission be-
cause rangers insisted that the cold climate in the winter months
would force the colony to seek at least a "touch" of clothing which
is the cardinal sin of all good nudists.
Nature is against this newest of fads. In this country where
the weather is as changeable as a chorus girl's hair nudist comfort
and happiness can never be assured. To go to sleep under a canopy
of stars and awake under a blanket of snow is no fun for a degree
of modernism.
There are nudists who will insist that they can "take it" and
live without wearing apparel in the cold bleak months but the sharp
observer would likely find several of them easting sly glances over
their shoulders and sneaking off like guilty children to climb into
an overcoat.
The cannibals forerunners of nudism lived with only a covering
of hair for protection but long years of raccoon coats red flannel
underwear feather beds nnd pinch-back suits havoso spojled tho
class of 1935 that they have turned into weak-kneed sissies and
"can't take it" in their birthday suits.
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A $100000 BATH
THE Washington Monument eighty-six years old is getting its
first bath a $100000 one. Since 1848 when the cornerstone of
the shaft was laid and its spire began rising slowly toward a finish
in the 1880 's it has not had a bath. And it has accumulated a lot
of dirt in those yars.
Tho only real picture one can have of scrubbing the huge
structure is to imagine Primo Camera in a modern tile bath tub
washing his back with a 48-inch brush and still not being able to
cover his entire body. The "Man Mountain" whose tailors survey
rather than measure him for a suit of clothes in his bath partly il-
lustrates the gigantic task.
Soap manufacturers nrc again patting themselves on tho back as
they gleefully exclaim "I told you so" to those who believed tho
memorial immune to what "even your best friend won't tell you."
The monument which until now has stood a thing of beauty and
unmarred by soap has exchanged its haughty defiance for meek
subservience to soap makers. Even the great must fall. As Napol-
eon failed at Waterloo and Cornwallis fell at Yorktown this famous
old landmark has succumbed to soap.
PMLOSOPOCAL PHttASES
A true friend is forever a friend.
Love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as tho grave
-Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with
politics.
It in bv nrfiKfinp.fi of mind in
'-viV? metal of a man is tested.
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Student Servant
Have you noticed how much better
everyone seems to feci now that we
have started this column? Of course
wo wouldn't sny that wag the only
reason but we just put two and two
together and the answer was four.
In accordance with a time-honored
custom we commence herewith with
a dash of stuff that should shake you
In your swivel-chairs:
Said the Submissive Sllmc
To the "Omnipotent" Soph
"At your taste for drinks
I will never again scoff."
The Soph eyed him coolly-
Then (In tone like a pickle):
"Freshman Montgomery's drinks
Are sure worth a nickel."
- Oh well nohow that gets tho job
done as Gilbert Webb says. Remem-
ber students that no matter how
lacking we may be In serious thoughts
our main purpose Is to merely RE-
MIND you that the Brand your pap-
er is a possibility ONLY THROUGH
THE CO-OPERATION OF THE
BRAND ADVERTISERS. We try to
call your attention to a different
group each week and we feel that
YOU will do the rest. Patronize the
BRAND advertisers every week and
read their messages to you every
week In YOUR PAPER.
ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN
(In which Hardesty and Wheeler sub-
stitute for their noted contempo-
rary Blake.)
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: Oh what
shall I dol I love Joyncr with a dog-
like devotion but she completely ig-
nores me. Aid me in my distress.
Hoyt West.
Dear Mr. West: It is better to have
loved and lost than never to have
loved at nil.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs : Did I do
right? I do love "the Mighty" but
he's not a basketball star.
Miss Dejected.
Dear Miss Courtney: What's the
matter with Benson?
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: I love
my little column but prof can't see
it from a journalistic standpoint. It
is written in true collegiate style.
Dear "Senator": Minnie Lou could
possibly' aid you in your dilema.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: The boys
say I 'act like a fool but after all
she's just too cute. Tell me I was
right in weakening. Murph.
Dear Greek Adonis: Love is a pow-
er which often forces us to do very
foolish things.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: In spite
of the fact that I have tried every
girl on the campus love has success-
fully evaded by approaches. Why
has fate dealt so miserably with me?
Romeo.
Dear Clark (Gable) Jarnigan: I
admire persistence but after a cer-
tain point persistence can easily
change to foolishness. Do you have
any pest exterminator?
Tommie Boren.
Dear Miss Boren: Try Rough on
Rats. I had trouble with the same
boy.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: What is
it Ed. Juncll has that I haven't?
' Leonard.
Dear Freck: He has Helen Jo
Hanna.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: I must
write and tell you of this wonderful
love 1 have in my heart. I doubt
that even you ever had so beautiful a
love. I am continually filled with
joy and ecstacy and find absolute sat-
isfaction in everything knowing that
my love is returned with equal ardor.
I just had to tell some one about it.
Delirious.
Dear Billy Harris: Yes I too have
known that sublime feeling of a noblo
love arduously returned.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs; I am a
dumb little boy but I want a nurse.
I love nurses.
Homer Leo Beck.
Dear Mr. Beck: Even though you
are dumb any nurse would be glad
to call you her bunny.
Dear Miss Heart-Throbs: I love
a li'l girl but she positively refuses
to grow up. She's got a mania for
high places such as the tops of build-
ings. I need advice.
Exasperated.
Dear Marty: Maybe she's interest-
ed in things too high for you to com-
prehend. You should appreciate a
girl who is interested in high and
exalted things.
Although Miss Heart-Throbs con-
tract expires with this edition of the
Brand persons having urgent need of
her services may get her address
from Miss Mary E. Head long a pat-
ron of her department. Any corre-
spondence with her will be treated as
strictly personal.
Richardson's Book
Discussed By Press
American Historical Review
Praises Work As Best
Indian Study
A review of Dr. R. N. Richardson's
latest book "The Comanche Barrier
to South Plains Settlement: a Cen-
tury and a Half-of Savage Resistance
to the Advancing Whito Frontier"
was included in a recent issuo of the
American Historical Review official
publication of the American Histori
cal assocation. Dr. Richardson is
vice-president of Hardin - Simmons
university and head of the history
department.
The reviewer Dr. Walter Prescott
Webb of the history department of
tho University of Texas had the
following to say about the Work.
"Thls volume Is one of the most
comprehensive historical studies that
has been made thus far of any tribes
of Indians of the United States. It
Is the most thorough historical study
yet made of one of the eleven typical
plains tribes.
The book is published by Arthur
H. Clark company of Glcndale Calif.
Senior Class To Wear
Caps Gowns This Year
A tradition of long standing which
was broken by the senior clus3 of
lost year is being returned to by the
class of 1935 who voted to wear caps
and gowns on senior day February
22 according to their president J. L.
Desmond.
The program for senior day has
not been definitely formed but is be-
ing worked out.
Plans to give a three-act play
which will be an all-senior production
nrc being made for February 21. The
class will present its gift to the
school on February 22.
BRANDING IRON
(Continued from page one)
like any other fourth class male
pronounced mail.
Izzard wishes to express thanks to
those reasons for the unexpected the
unthought-of and the unexplainable
delay of Stark. Izzard adds that he
was only too willing to deliver the
date cat the food paid for by Stark's
money and at the same time court
none other than freshman favorite
Ruth Butler.
Mr. Leslie Cranfill Hardin-Sim-mons
university coach will not be
with the Cowboys after basketball
season. His going will leave with the
sportsmen and sports followers of
this school a sincere feeling of re-
gret. He has during his coaching
of the university teams made some
enviable records. He will leave be-
hind a record of three conference
basketball losses in five years. Of
these three losses one wag by one
point one by twb point; and the
other by seven.
Two of the campus' fairest( they're
both sincere blonds) have fallen and
for each other. They're Maxine and
Hardy. Mr. Miller don't take it so
hard. You're not the first to fall
for that "You're tho first boy that
I " line of hers.
Cox and Horn didn't stay broken up
long enough for the scandal sheet to
go to press last week. By the time
the separation was placed before the
public eye they had patched every-
thing up and Buster had asked her
for enough dates for a history course.
The San Carlo opera will bo on
hand Monday. That will not be a
bad way to spend the first day or
night of dead week.
The major production of the Play-
ers' club Tuesday night rated at
least four stars. Tho entire cast act-
ed and lived their part as if the
whole world were a stage and they
were STAGE HANDS.
As free as publicity is one para-
graph should go to Clara and her
new prospect. McAdoo is his name
and from heels to hair he measures
a meager two yards and one foot.
Report has it Briggs and his gal
put in plenty of roadwork on a re-
cent Saturday night by strolling the
campus instead of tho town-show-back
courting route.
Again the campus clowns Duna-
gan and Utley are up to their pranks.
But this time Little Jo was in on tho
mischief. Their attempt to spend
the night on ton of Mary Frances
ended after scaring some of the girls
into hysterics and calling out the
police force. Demerits are free the
school has a good supply and the
distributors are not promiscuous.
It is time to start meeting classes
because next week is dead week.
Hall Happtnings
by Haggard
Continuing from last week latest
developments in Hall courtships. As
those old worn out romances faded
away new ones have
immediately sprung up
to take their places.
Which all goes to show
that there is always
someone to take your
place if you get to
feeling too important.
Now take this case
of Johnny Green and
Haggard
Fulton. Just about the time wo had
become used to seeing them beam
around on the campus they up and
break off all diplomatic relations.
Well Wheeler seemed to take the
newly mndo vacancy in the Fulton
girl's affection.
The greatest of all smashups is the
break between our two little friends
Joyncr and West. Shucks we were
in hopes that it would last forever.
Now Joyncr is running around with
the preacher's son.
On tho brighter side is tho now
love alliance between Marty Glass
and Utley. Congratulations and
blessings on that arrangement. How-
ever the Brady sweater Is just a lit-
tle baggy on you Frances. But may-
be you can grow to fit it. Happy
thought.
Two freshmen girls have decided
that you Ellison arc to be the ob-
ject of their affections. One is a
blonde and the other is a brunette.
Now which do you prefer?
Slime McGnhee must have been ex-
cited or something the other night
when she dragged Dick Moore right
on into tho parlor after the ball game.
It was right embarrassing when Miss
Head had to explain that after all
Wednesday night is not date night.
Maxine Simmons is Just about to
settle down to one victim now. It
looks as if Hardy Miller is the Lucky
(?) man. Wonder what technique
he used to vanquish all her other sult-
Even Cop took advantage of Miss
Head's absence during the banquet
and made some little visits up on
third. However he wanted to keep
the girls from tearing tho hall into
little splinters. At least the shell of
the dormitory remained standing
when Miss Head got in but the in-
side will never be tho same againl
It looks as if the "falling out" be-
tween Anno and Day was all a mis-
take. Latest reports arc that the two
have decided to forget her "past"
and look only to the future.
Another little love affair of inter-
est Is the one between Speck Briggs
and "Blondy" Pearson. Tho two are
nightly visitors at the library and
sometimes they even forget that it
isn't a place for a social hour.
Clara Welch likes 'cm tall. She is
about to out-distance even Freddie
Sue in popularity three dates al-
ready this week... McAdoo and Koe-
nig are rivals for her affection.
The student prexy is evidently not
in the habit of shoveling beans with
his knife. At tho banquet Monday
night when tho juniors pulled a fast
one on us and fed us cafeteria food
he managed a simple slip of tho
wrist and carved a piece out of his
lip. Can't you get on to "them" West-
ern ways"- Moxley?
"Cheese it de cops!" Two police
cars were called posthaste to the
Hall Wednesday about mid-night to
catch red-handed three culprits who
were wandering around on the roof
of Mary Frances. The blue-coated
protectors found it to be only the ef-
fervescent but harmless little Dun-
nagan Utley and Jo. We suggest
30 days behind the bars.
Mary Young was engaged in her
favorite little sport of beating in the
boys hats at tho cafeteria the other
day when Prof. Rich walked out and
said "Pardon mo but you are wrin-
kling my hat"
Speech Class Feted
By NenaK. Ramsey
The public speaking class was en-
tertained at a dinner party in tho
home of the instructor Nona Kate
Ramsey last Wednesday night En-
tertainment consisted of speeches by
six members of the class Sam Cham-
bers Jane McDado Kelly Barnett
Sybil Glass I dahlia Allen and N. J
Westmoreland.
Guests were: Martha Murray Com-
er Clay Ovesta McCleskey Curtis
Traweek and Fred- Chliholm.
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Amusements
Genuine humor Improves with nge
Is the claim of Will Rogers nnd he
cites the casc of his latest picture
"Tho Country Chairman" which
comes to the Paramount for five days
beginning Sunday.
This famous homespun play by
George Ade was first presented nt
Wallack's Thcatro at 30th Street and
Broadway in New York City in 1002
starring Maclyn Arbucklo in tho rolo
of Jim Hacklcr. It ran for over a
year at this location and then went
on the road for threo years more.
They had tours in thoso daysl Willis
P. Swcatnam a minstrel man created
the rolo of "Sassafras Livingston"
now played by Stcpln Fctchit and it
made him a star.
However this play is better mate-
rial today than it was thirty odd
years ago In Will's opinion for now
it presents customs clothing polit-
ical speeches and general conduct of
the horse and buggy dnys in striking
contrast to our own era of speed and
radio.
The homely humor is still rich in
its America flavor. In fact if
George Are had had Will Rogers in
mind when ho wrote this play he
couldn't have created a more perfect-
ly tailored story for the Oklahoma
sage. Many of the situations and
speeches of Rogers in "Tho County
Chairman" nro his own policies and
things he has talked of over tho radio
and written about in his daily column
in the newspapers.
Others in the cast of this famous
play are Evelyn Vcnable Kent Tay
lor Louise Dresser Bcrton Church-
ill Charles Middlcton Frank Melton
nnd Stcpln Fetchit. John Blystone
directed.
The screen version of the famous
Wallace Smith novel "Tho Captain
Hntes tho Sen" will be the feature
attraction at the Paramount next Fri-
day and Saturday.
In the cast are Victor McLaglen
John Gilbert Walter Connolly All-
son Sklpworth Wynne Gibson
Helen Vinson Tola Birrel Donald
Meek John Errol Wnlter Catlett
Claude Gillingwater Emily FItzroy
Arthur Treacher Akim Tamiroff
Luis Albcrni James Blakclcy The
Three Stooges and the recent impor-
tation from the New York stage
Fred Keating.
Lewis Milestone noted director of
such hits as "All Quiet on the West-
ern Front" "Front Page" "Two
Arabian Knights" and "The Racket"
was at the megaphone.
QUEEN
Sunday and Monday
"Bordertown" is the story of a
young man who grows up to be a
power in his particular part of the
underworld.
The role of Johnny Ramirez seems
particularly suited to Paul Muni sug-
gesting a great similarity to his part
in "I Am a Fugitive from a Chain
Gang."
In "Bordertown" however Muni i3
called upon for a greater dramatic
range since this story hns greater
scope. It takes him from the canta-
loupe fields of Imperial Valley to the
vice haunts of "Bordertown" and
thence to tho drawing rooms of his
American society friends.
Muni is supported by Bette Davis
Margaret Lindsay Eugene Pallette
Robert Rarrat Henry O'Neill Ho-
bart Cavanaugh and Gavin Gordon.
Archie L. Mayo directed tho picture
from tho screen play by Laird Doyle
and Wallaco Smith. Tho story is by
Robert Lund.
Tuesday and Wednesday
Miss Land! in "Enter Madame"
which was adapted from the success-
ful stage play of the some name
plays the part of a beautiful and vi-
vacious opera star who treats her
husband Cary Grant as somebody
whose importance lies In between her
pet dog and her singing career.
Tiring of his beautiful wife's treat-
ment Grant leaves her and returns
to tho United States where ho looks
up an old sweetheart who is more
sympathetic. Miss Landi realizes
that she is about to lose her husband
whom she actually loves and follows
In hot pursuit.
Thurs.-Fri.-Sat.
"West of the Pecos" the latest
Richard Dlx starring vehicle from
RKO-Radio studlps has sweep pow-
er and scenic grandeur and faithful-
ly portrays the vivid days of the old
West And in addition Dlx has an-
other tailor-made role.
The story from tho pen of Zane
Grey shows Dix as Pecos Smith a
two-gun cowboy who was "born un-
der n covered wagon" and has never
known any law but that of a clear
conscience and a quick draw.
Terrill Lambeth tho girl played
by Martha Sleeper is tho daughter
who prefers to bo the "son" of Colo-
nel Lambeth a Dlxio aristocrat im-
poverished by tho Civil War. When
Pecos and the girl meet she is a young
cowboy 'helping her father drive a
heird of cattle to the Pecos river
range.
Littlt Billy's Nitibttk
PRELUDE
The banquet is over and some are
rejoicing and some are not so happy
but any way it Is over. I wish to
take this opportu
nity to speak for
the junior class in
thanking the ones
who worked s.t hard
to make it a success.
Tho efforts wereap-
predated more than
could be expressed
and still sound on the
level. I also wish to
thank the freshmen
Morrow
for bring my suit
back In good condition.
In watching the banquet progress
I thought of the self-test that is so
welt known that would do Iota of
people good to think over seriously.
It is: How fast would we progress if
everyone were like YOU?
About the freshman flag I don't
know whether our fish can't take it
when thoy arc licked or just don't
know any better.
Our friend Motley started a mus-
tache but he changed his mind and
shaved it off. I guess he didn't want
to be a Brown all his life.
And what do you know? One of
our fair coeds has become so engross-
ed in her race for the males she has
resorted to dying her eyebrows. It
just goes to show that the town girls
arc having a cold time in trying to
put it over on the hall flappers.
OFFER A PRAYER
FOR STARK THE FLIRT
PAID TWO BUCKS TO GOBBLE
AND GOT SOME DESSERT
The three-act comedy was a howl-
ing success the lines were given well
and it was fairly funny. Clifton Har-
rison and Edelweiss Jenkens were
outstanding in their dramatic ability.
We ought to have more of these plays
at lower prices it's pretty fair court-
ing if you are lucky enough to get a
corner.
Little Billy's Sikology
It is better to have loved and lost;
than to have loved honored and
OBEYED tho rest of your life.
Watch for the next issue I am go-
inging to name the Five All Univer-
sity Chumps. All suggestions you
have to offer will be given careful
consideration if the reasons for your
selections are included. Boy boy
good clean fun.
There are several studes in this
ole' institute that think they are
mighty slick to get by cop and the
deans. They never take into consid-
eration that they are enemies in their
own camp. The Quirt section of the
Bronco will show up plenty of our
fair females jittery Johns for what
they really arc. We have editors
that can say the nastiest things in
the nicest way just wait and pray.
I might add that Little Billy's
Buxom Beauties are getting along
fair and warmer thank you.
But please don't blame me if you
don't care for the rest of tho book
I can't help it if some guys are goofs.
A GAL I LIKE
IS HATTY ROE
SHE ALWAYS SAYS
TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
It's too bad when Miss Head can't '
trust her little darlings long enough
to go out for a couple of hours. Fun-
ny how sudden freedom-will cause
insanity.
Was Cop's face red when he pulled
tho string and her came a bundle of
the cutest llttlo unmentionables you
could wish for. And to think he gcta
paid for such stuff.
It is really going to be hard to lose
Coach CranflU'a smile and cheery
greeting around the campus next
year. He is a swell fellow and a good
sportsman and has as few enemies
as anyone on the campus.
SCARLET LOVE
Tho little bird hopped on the limb
and laughed at the moon it was -indeed
a funny sight to see the people
jamming the subway to find out that
all was quiet on the western front.
It was a night for horror as the mule
munched on the hay a little voice out
of the distance spoke and said
"Alnt the gravy good?" and the
torn cat that parted his hair on the
side of tho fence raced for town for
help and called back over his shoul-
der with a shrill voice "Fine thanks."
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The Brand (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 19, No. 15, Ed. 1, Saturday, January 19, 1935, newspaper, January 19, 1935; Abilene, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth96321/m1/2/: accessed March 19, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Hardin-Simmons University Library.