The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 7, No. 23, Ed. 1 Friday, March 18, 1927 Page: 3 of 4
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STUDENTS EXCHANGE. THE FRIENDLY STORE
PHONE 244-MOODY & HENSARLING
SIX YEARS SERVING THE COLLEGE PEOPLE
t Where People always come Back to Trade
QUALITY MERCHANDISE
THE RUM RUNNERS' NEST
Well,11 guess we are the only house
that gets to enjoy the presence of a
king. Fellows, you do not know how
it makes us feel to get the prize for
having the best costume at the Senior
Carnival.' "Gabey" is enjoying that
title at the present, and we hope he
takes it again next year. We think
him; a real Spanish King. Foxey
-wouldn't go because he was afraid he
would take it away from "Gabey."
Quincy, our good upper classman,
took the mumps Saturday night, and
we are hoping he does not have them
as bad as he has the S. A. He is get-
ting along fine, and we are hoping to
enjoy his company'in the next few
days.
Who scratched Joe? We will not
tell, but we hope you never have a
fight like this.
, We ought to be in a good humor
because Tom Winters came into our
Nest the past week. He did have the
S. A., but they decided that they could
not get along. They both thought that
love ought to run smoothly.
Sam plays the clarinet in the or
chestra, but you would think he play-
ed the bass to see him eat. We all
think he is a good sport, although he
does make us wear a hat in town.
The Chaney twins wrestled Monday
night, and I guess you saw how it
came out. Who usually wins ? "Pa"
is so dumb that he thinks that' T-bone
steak oUght to have the rest of the
alphabet with it.,
I know that Aycock has been in a
good humor for the past week because
he sings, "I am a roving gambler."
We are all glad Aycock has a car be-
cause every Sunday he takes us for a
ride. We are still backing Ed in his
effort to make the baseball team.
Fleming had an enjoyable trip to
the Fat Stock Show. He said he sure
wouldn't make an aviator, because the
word "Lightning" still made him sick.
Blocker says he is just like a blue
bird, "I just comes and goes." I think
this beautiful spring weather is about
to give Blocker the S. A. if he could
find his mate. Lookout for the one in
Sweetwater, Blocker.
Rosy and Goldy are still in the way
of saying that some people are still
stealing milk bottles. Rosy always
goes somewhere in his civiea; the of-
ficers better watch him. Goldy is de-
termined to go with girls that all have
the last name the same. He had one
by that name at the carnival the other
night. Why are all the letters coming
from Denton, Rosy?
Office Phone 423-2 Rings
Residence Phone 423-3 Rings
Dr. J, S. Nntt
DENTIST
X-Ray Pictures of all Kinds Taken
Office North Side Square
Stephenville, Texas
When Going To Town
RIDE SNOW BUS
Fare 5c
DR. A. O. CRAGWALL
Office Phone 213 and 8
Residence Phone, 299
DIDJA?
Say, didja ever
* * *
Walk down the hall
Of the second floor
-* * *
Talking' to your best friend
* * -*
In a very low tone
* * .
YOU thought,
* *
And a certain teacher'
* •* *
Walked out of a room, and said,
* -* *
"Will you two kindly lower your
voices?" ,
* *
Which you did, kindly or not
* -* #
And then, walked on down
* - *
To the end of the hall
* ■* *
And begin saying
* # *
All the horrible thing®
* * * ,
That you could think of
-* * -K
About that person
# * *
When a young man walked up
THE 'ORSE-PISTOL
Whom you had been introduced
to,
WHITE
Sanitary Barber Shop
Your patronage appreciated
Come to see as
F. S. LANDRESS
Shaves 15c, Hair Cuts 25c
IT PAYS—
To have your Shoes
Repaired—
W. P. NEWSOM
Belknap Street
OREN H. ELLIS
General Insurance
Phone 379
Office Over Latham's
CALL
FRANK HENSON
For anything- in the line
of Groceries. We have it
WEDEUVER
But just couldn't remember his
name,
* *, *
And he asked you whom
* * ■*
You were discussing .
* *
And then you told him the name
* * -*
Of that certain person
* * *
Andl begin to say
*/ * *
With added vigor
* * *
All those horrible things
* # 1
You had just been saying
* * ■*
And the boy just laughs
•* -* *
And walked on to his class
* * -*
Then you talked to him
* *
Again the next day
* ■ *
And you learned that he
. * * *
Was the teacher's son
■ * ■*
You had been raving about
# *
The day before.
* *
Say, didja ever have this happen
to you ?
* * *
DIDJA?
■ * *
I know two girls that did.
REMEMBER
Remember this is Spring with
a capital "S", so don't feel sorry
if some other guy takes that "S"
and makes "S. A." out of it, and
uses your girl to experiment with.
Let's go fishing and get on a
sunny bank and sleep till our pole
is jerked in by some fish.
Now is the time for all good men
to come to the aid of their sons
with a little extra money for the
S. A.
Thank goodness, chocolates are
going out of style. They certain-
ly did cost the money.
—Q. R. N.
Mr. Howell: "Where do all the
bad boys go, Johnny?"
Johnny: "To DeLeon; where
do you think they get it?"
Barney: "What are you think-
ing about?"
Major James: "Thanks for the
compliment."
There is always a place to go
When you're sick.
And wanting to get out of drill,
But at that place you're apt to
get doped
With something worse than a
pill.
The first thing to say
When you enter the door,
Is, "Miss Hennigan I shore got
a pain,"
She will look at you,first
And laugh at you next,
And all that sort of thing.
Then back you will go
To a place that I know
The smell of it makes my blood
boil,
For there on a table,
Behind a big bowl,
Sits a bottle of sweet Castor Oil.
She picks up a glass and fills it
up level,
And hands it to you with a grin
Though you take that,same glass
and smile like the devil,
You will wish that you hadn't
come in.
!
Then down-the oil goes in little
trinkling flows,
And it brings marks of pain to
your face.
Then you will resolve in your
soul, "Let the old Seargent
scold,"
I'll stay away from this awful
place.
THE WILLIAMS FAMILY
Kind readers, please note our
change in name. We used to
write under the name of "Old An-
nex," but since Dean Davis' talk
on Spring Feyer in chapel we have
had to change our name, as Bob
remarked at the dinner table that
there would be no parting in June.
Eunice has been in the hospital
but is O. K. now.
There were thrills and heart-
throbs on Tommie Lou's part when
the long distance operator said
Freeport was calling. She had
been ill up until that time, but the
voice of an old Tarletonite proved
to be sufficient for her recovery.
Patsy's out of town S. A. was on
the campus Saturday and Sunday,
as per usual.
s Slime Clark griped all Saturday
and Sunday, not because Homan
was out of town but because she
could not get a desirable S. A.
Iva, Lucy, Ruby, Eunice and
Gertrude spent the day out in
town Sunday.
Dutch, Thelm-a and Frank were
excited over a ride in a brand new
Chewy Sunday.
Tommie Lou's mother paid her
a surprise visit Sunday.
Dutch was very alarmed over
the disappearance of a certain
Captain's picture from its perma-
nent place on her dresser. How-
ever, it returned unharmed after
several hours.
All the kids have spent their
spare time in Ma's room this week.
(She had two boxes of candy.)
We were in total darkness Sat-
urday night after 10:15. Every
one ran up and down the hall yoll-
ing for needed garments.
Patsy had company from the
New Annex Friday night, as she
did not have room for her room-
mate, she simply locked the door.
Gilmer W.: "I need a good joke
for the dinner tonight."
Clay: "Yeh, I don't want to
stag it either.'
WE CLEAN OR ELSE WE DYE
ARMSTRONG & WHITE
CLEANING, PRESSING, ALTERING, AND DYEING
WE KNOW HOW
Phone 254
Phone 254
Everything's
goinqiohe
all right
THAT'S the way P. A. talks to you in the bowl
of a pipe. This great national gloom-chaser
stabs the darkest clouds with a ray of sunshine.
Buy a tidy red tin of Prince Albert today and
see. Tamp a load of this friendly tobacco into
your jimmy-pipe and light up.
Cool as a sub-cellar. Sweet as the breath of
fresh-cut violets. Fragrant in the tin and fra-
grant as you smoke it, Never a tongue-bite or
a throat-parch. So mild you can hit it up from
sun-up to sun-down, yet with .a body that satisfies
completely.
There's more philosophy in a pipe-load of
P. A. than in the average Doctor's thesis. No
matter what brand you are smoking now, you
don't know how much your jimmy-pipe can
mean to you until you pack it with good old
Prince Albert. Get started now.
Fringe albert
—-no other tobacco is like it!
© 1926, R. J. Reynolds Tobaced
Company, Winston-Salem, N. C.
P. A. U told everywhere In
tidy ted tins, pound and half*
pound tin humidors, and
pound ctyslabglass humidors
with sponge-moisiencr top#
And always with every bit
of bile and parch removed by
the Prince Albert process.
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The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 7, No. 23, Ed. 1 Friday, March 18, 1927, newspaper, March 18, 1927; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth139985/m1/3/: accessed April 26, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Tarleton State University.