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TilK < AMPt Jg CHAT, DENTON. TEXAS, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11. 1984
TODS CJwMFOT CELKT
Published by Student# of ib* North Tuu
Stat# Teachers Coileg*, iMnton, Texas
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Reporter* Margarette (iarriaon, Bernice Branum,
Una Mf, Marge/et Day, Bryant Wilson, Walter
Merrimaii, Bernard Helton, Raiph Dean, Jo# Gugen
heim, Truett Meredith, Robert McCloud, Di*ie Over
ton, Marguerite lierren, Jessie Swor, and Mary
Willi*
Business Manager
Sponsor
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THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK:
Truth ia tttauiiful Without doubt; and to are Im.
Emerson
BIBLE VERSE;
But avnid foolish quntumt. and gomalogitu, and
contention*, end striving* about the Utw; 'or thru <*r*
mnprofttahb and rain.
Titus, 3:9.
Dead Week
Yes, It is limit Dud Week again. For the
Literary Noolc
Hy Kpictetua, the Greek slave and stoic of the
first century, A. U. , reported by Arrian, hia
Roman student in "Discourses", similar in style
i io that of I'luto's " Dialogues", believed that man
must think hard aa well aa live simply if he ia to
keep the peace. It ia heartening to turn from the
growing signs in the daily newspapers of a re-
newed belief in armed forces and absolutism to
: Epictetus' philosophy of the supremacy and in-
I dependence of the spirit of man. True happiness
land progress, according to Epictetus, ia to be
[found in rational conduct. Connected with the
, .Stoic idea of the power of reaaon ia the parodox,
rnadt familiar to uu in the criticiam of .Horace,
that the wise man alone in virtuous and that
there are no degrees in virtue. Epictetus has too
much humanity and humor to adopt thia ex-
treme position of the first Htoksa; yet he holda,
with ail Stoica, old and new, that man ia mas-
ter of hia fate, in the sense that hia every ac-
tion on Its inner side is his own choice, and that
independence.
Nowhere is Epictetus' strength more clear-
ly shown than in what he has to say of the Sto-
ic's method of education. Learning is slow, he
frequently declares to his students, like the
processes of nature. The philosophic mind, the
sense of the true values of things, cannot be
picked up by passing into and out of the lec-
ture-room ; it demand! trained fitness in the
teacher and disciplined attention in the pupil.
It implies a spiritual sympathy between teacher
and pupils in which one mind reacts upon an-
other. The du'l or indolent pupil will never get
the bast his teacher has to give. Education de-
PICK UPS
My Kenneth K smith
At laat the new* hue leaked out that
Carolee Blackburn waa burn in the
t<and hfcuse back (not W far back;
*hen it did not nerve m the capacity
that it now fill*. One of the band
boy* 4tcover«d the secret last year
and called her up in the middle at the
night to tell her that they had found
a little infant's shirt up there and
wanted to know it it belonged to her,
When kitted if afce knew the House-
wright twin*, B.:« «y Park* axciainn d,
"1* that the reaaoi, I keep see.ng that
fellow everywhere? '
benefit of the freshmen on the eunMM who have tinr e. but it is, after all, only a prepara-
MMouar tni insnmni an in- campus wn Ition for a life of action, and we cannot afford
Dr. Marquis bat been exceptionally
kind to the publications bum h, what
with hia influence in swinging the deal
for the new pre*. , and the interest
that he ha* ahow;, in the Cainpu*
Chat He once mad* bin living ir. the
newspaper field, and he earned hut
way through school by working in a
print shop. At the age of twelve he
began his apprentice- hip on the Stock-
dale "Enterprise" where he operated
the ink rollers. He nerved as printer's
devil on the "Gomules Inquirer" un
til be reached the age «f eighteen. He
nays that he got more thrills from
operating the steam engine of the
press than he did from setting type.
not heard of this, let it be said that it is just an
old Spanish cus-
tom on the cam-
[His whereby the!
students are al-
lowed t o come)
jown to earth and'
find out what the
teachers have
been talking
about ail during
the past semes
tcr,
"Just why it il-
ea lied "Daw-
Week" is proble
matical, for it
never killed any Jw*
one. During thi
week precediriif
examinations so-
cial functions cease, no additional theme*, note-
books, etc., are assigned, and there is a chance to
catch up with what should have bean done a long
time before.
Thin week is not designated for the purpose of
persecuting the procrantinator; or rather, the pro-
craatinator finds himself engulfed in a whirl-pool
built by his own procrastination. Usually there
are many resolutions made to the effect that there
will be no more procrastination, but the old Dead
Week rolls around again just before another siege,
of finals, and must people are mighty glad to have
the breathing spell in which to complete work
which has been put off for some reason or other.
The Print in f/ jPre##
Did you notice the extra finish that appears on
this week's Campus Chat? Well, it is going to be
permanent! The whole print shop foret is all a
glow, to say nothing of the beams that glide from
the face of Mr. .1. D. Hall, superintendent of the
shop. You see it has been a deep dark secret for
a long time that there was going to be a new print-
ing press installed and it is now an actuality! All
during the past two weeks things have been hum-
ming in the shop and it is hard to tell just who is
the proudest of the new addition.
The new press puts the T. C. print shop in a
class by itself, in so far as college print shojw are
concerned. The noise of the print shop has been
cut considerably and it is now possible to hear the
teacher in class when the press is running.
Not only is the noise mlneed to a minimum, but
the time of printing has been cut in half, more or
less, and it appears from all accounts that the
Campus Chat staff is going to have to work doub-
ly hard now in order to keep up with it.
If you want to see the latest thing in the way
of a printing press, just come down sometime and
look it over.
Visit the Museum
Have you be. n up to see the Museum this se-
mester? If you have not you really must go right
away. By the way, did you know that it has been
designated by the State Legislature as the State
Historical Collection?
It is possible that you have not even heard of
it. You must no longer remain in ignorance of it,
for there are lots of things up there that should
be interesting to everybody. There are objects
from ali parts of the world, and Dr. J. L. Kings-
bury, curator, and his assistants, Freddy Campora
and lieri Powell, will Ik; more than glad to show all
persons through who care to insjs ct it.
The .Museum is open from 3 to 5 o'clock daily
except Saturday. It is located on the third fl«>or
<>! t.h< Lihrarv Building, and >■" i may rest as ur-
ed that you are welcome at any time during visit-
ing hours.
It is possible that materials for class work can
be obtained from the museum. There are old re-
cords, old newspapers, and old catalogues includ-
ed in the collection, as well as objects represent-
iiig tnv iiiV aiiu CUStoiiir >,f VSriOUn pSOpKB. Su
when in doubt of a theme subject, make a visit to
the Museum and it is (juite likely that you will be
rewarded.
to spend all our days in a classroom. Life
more than learning, and throughout life man's
highest aim must lie to accept events, the Sto-
ic's conception of God being that a great fath-
erhood which shares in a rational life and de-
mands that we recognize all men as brothers
in the human family with a life as dear to us
as our own.
"You travel to Olympia, that you may see the
work of Phidias, and each of you thinks it a
misfortune to die without seeing these sights,
and will you have no desire to behold and to
comprehend those things for which there is no
need to travel, in the presence of which you
stand here and now, each one of you?"
The games, especially those of Olympia, are
constantly spoken of and supply Epictetus as
they do St. I'aul, with many of his illustrations;
and there is frequent mention of the other pub-
lic festivals and of the theatre and its spectac-
les. The quieter life of Italy and the provinces
is suggested in many of his pictures>«the child-
ren, with their games and mudpies, the piofes-
fessional beggar with his long hair and ragged
cloak, the slave and his servitude, the freed-
inan and the price of his enfranchisement. The
very smell of Rome reawakens ambition in the
returning exile, who had sworn that he would
bve quietly, and he yields to the overpowering
fascination. Along with these touches, which
show an observant and sympathetic eye, there
are glimpses of the fopperies and vanities and
vices of a world where old household pieties had
been undertninded and no new religion had yet
replaced the old family discipline. The Jews are
several times mentioned, but we hear nothing of
the other Oriental cults, such as those of Isis and
Mithras, which were during the regime of Marcus
Aurelius coming in with their new emotional
appeals. To Epictetus, as to other cultivated
Romans, philosophy rather than religion is the
basis of conduct; and in the religion of philos-
ophy there are two main theories of conduct, the
Stoic and the Epicurean doctrine, which he ev-
idently regards as the chief rival of Stoicism in
the Roman world.
An interupted dialogue reported at the close
of the first chapter of the "Discourses" runs as
follows:
"Agrippinus, your trial is on in the Senate."
"Good luck to it, but the fifth hour is come;
let me go to my exercise."
When Agrippinus had taken his exercise, they
came and told him, 'You are condemned'.
"Exile or death
" Exile."
"And my property?"
"It is not confiscated."
"Well then, let us go to Africa and dine."
What happened to the freshman
girl who thought, that th? Campus
** (Chat wan that which is heard about the
drinking fountain ? Not until the pa-
per came out did she And out her mis-
take.
Sweethearts should lie ax sweet as
possible, but not sugary.
.Speaking of acc<>rnpti«hmerits--Iicr-
nice Ilranum, perhaps the Issst femin-
ine swimmer in the College, once
swam across Qtsancahua Buy, a dis-
tance of two and a half miles of water
infested with jellyfish, man o-wars,
and cabbage heads. (These ure brands
of stinging fish if you don't know."
There are at least two people in
to-.vn who are fascinated with the new
press. J. D. Hal! naturally would be
one of them, and the other is little
Miss Elizabeth Ann Hall, age one
year, who cries when taken away from
the press while it is running. Her
father will have to take it home nights
in order to keep her quiet.
The Election
I'liey came, they saw, and they voted! In fact
the entire proceeding was a success from the be-
ginning to the end.
By the way, did you ever see any group of girls
who could do more credit to a yearbook? it can't
be done anywhere, tor the candidates presented ir.
the Yucca Popularity Parade Saturday night were
mighty pleasing to the eye. If they can add so
much tn the flavor of Floyd Graham's famou-
stagt performances, surely they will do equally
well for the Yucca.
Anyway the Popularity Parade lent spice to the
• !.-t t H.ii. ami all <!a> Monday peopl,. drifted in to
vote. There was a real old fashioned rush from
A few of the names in the student
directory would do justice to a Notre
Dome "All Irish" football team.
Jkhnably, Gugonheim, JDittrich, Fen-
oglio, MaeLachlan, Midkiff, and
ZereUke are some of those who
who could qualify.
And seeking a little further we find
that the nobility is in a HUFF with
five different people trying to he
KING. If they choose to get RUFF
and SAVAGE Miami it, no one knows
WATT will happen. STRENGTH will
aid the LONGS over the SHORTS,
and MAY the best MANning WYNN,
One BAKRON iind two KNIGHTS
will hold the FORTE in London
against any CRAFTy CROOKS that
high CROUCH in the BUSIIes,
A man has always considered it bad
luck to light three cigarettes off of
one match. Nowadays a woman con-
siders herself lucky if she succeeds in
lighting one eigaret from three
matches.
Here Is this week's admonition. It
is perfectly permisaable to glance at
your watch while in a class, but if
you want to get along with your
toucher, you had better not do it too
often.
CAST ASSIGNED
PARTS FOR NEW
ROMANTIC PLAY
As « result of tryouts the cast of
"Three Corn, red Moon," h ! i-n an
nounced by Myrtle Hardy, director of
the Dramatic Club. Rehearsals are
under way and the production is sched-
uled to appear around the first of
March. Winifred Wheeler as Elisabeth
snd Fred Daughter? as Doctor Stev
Ml SKIM—
4Continued from Page 1)
If a savage wished to "gut even"
with hi* neighbor, he would shoulder
hi* hunter's ax and go after his vic-
tim'* head in a very business-like
manner. This heavy iron ax had a
circular end which was ueed to eat
off the enemy's head, while the long,
spiked end was driven into the temple
and the gruesome head with its
staring eyes was thrown over the
hunter's shoulder as he went joyfully
home with his spoils. He removed all
the muscle* and hones from the head
and opened up the skin which he fill-
ed with warm stones that gradually
contracted the head until it was the
sia« of an ordinary drinking goblet
The bead, drawn and seared, was
then placed on an alter while the sav-
ages passed by and drove red hot pins
into it, rubbed hot irons across the
face, poked hot poles through the eyes,
speared it, cursed it, and spat on it.
This madness was kept up until
the Evil Spirit which might have
been in the form of a wound or other
misfortune left the trine. The sav-
ages hoped that the Spirit which they
had tortured would make peace for
them with the Great Spirit. And
here's hoping he did! Take a look
at this very interesting weapon from
the Philippines.
You'll find spears which were con-
fiscated by American soldiers. And
no doubt you'll wonder at the rvm
arkable development which has been
made in methods of warfare down
through the ages.
Freddy Campora while speaking of
the Philippine tribesmen said a white
girl was perfectly safe on the is
land because they made a godifcss of
her, but let one native meet a mem-
ber of another tribe and the "Sirloin
began to fly."
From the South and Central Amer-
icas come bows and arrows which are
used to hunt big and small game. The
bird arrow has three little darts
which ure tipped with a strong solu
tion of imison are shot from a blow
gun. It takes only a few minutes for
the pwiaon to kill. You'll also find
shaft carriers and a boomerang from
Australia. A hatchet made ? teak
wood which is urn! to scrifice the
holy goat is the representative from
Asia. Then there are cross-bows, guns
from Nicaragua.
All aboard for Chirm town! Yes
then- they go - the Chinese beggars.
It's a wedding and a grand procession,
too! A princess is being married to-
day and the Chinese Beggars Union
is performing one of its official du-
ties- that of taking the bride to the
groom's house, when the groom may
either accept his bride or reject her.
If he says "no," then the wedding is
all off and "little Nell" goes home
brolp?n hearted, but if he takes her
in. everything is rosy. The bride rides
in a closed carriage which is moun-
ted on the shoulders of beggars. The
musicians lend the procession and the
torch or ligh' I (carers follow the
bride. It is a great celebration.
Perhaps the next day the Beggar'*
Union will take part in a very dif-
ferent kind of celebration -a funeral.
Yes, the burying of the dead is as
important as a weddieg in China.
I«ook! A prlace? No-—just the
Chinese emperor's marble river boat
—and close up—only an ivory model,
but isn't it beautiful? There goes
the Emperor's cart! And did you
know that no ont but the Emperor is
allowed to use a yellow cart? It is
inclosed, with screens on the side.
Must be terribly warm on a hot day,
but maybe the Emperor has plenty of
time to ait back among hia silken pil-
lows and fan himself. After all, is
not he th®--Emperor?
A blue cart almost like the Emper-
ov'a! It must be a nobleman's. Yes,
see the canopy that extends from the
top.
And here's a farmer's cart, only
two whev.ed, but St seems to be just
the thing for the poor farmer who
is busy hauling his goods to market.
Queer that they hitch their mules as
they do—a good sized one in the
shaft near the cart and a little ami
scrawney one about ten or twelve feet
in front of the large mate. The idea
is to have help with the extra load
to town; then hitch the scrawney
mule behind the cart on the way
back.
A rickshaw? Looks like n buggy.
It is electrically lighted, has a bat-
tery, and rubber tires, and is used
| by the elite Chinese people. The
pull them are always
THEY STAND OUT
Truett Meredith
We believe that even a detective'this ability to turn up wherever ex-
would find our campus an intriguing citement bursts, even though ha U
l-lace. Suppose, for example, that greatly aided by his being s twin,
the great Sherlock Holmes should And there you have it The Bus-
great
find it attractive to visit us. Sup-
pose he should and it's certain he
would- become interested in a cer-
tain dapper young mar, with lively,
blue-grey eyes and sand-colored hair.
Seeing this young
follow bobbing with
energetic steps be-
fore him, Mr.
Holmes, we are
quite sure, would
follow h i m dis-
cretely, observing
him calculatingly
h«mi< from behind trees, ]
hedges, etc., until he ilisappeared into,
say, the Science Building. Then, be-
lieving his subject trapped, Sherlock
would prepare to rest a moment on
the building^ cement steps when, to
his amazement, he would perceive his
quarry two hundred feet away, com-
ing out of the Administration Build-
ing and disappearing toward the Li-
brary. He would
leap to his feet anil
glance at the door
of the Science
Building to see, ap-
parently, the sami-
young man peering
at him curiously
from within. This,
no doubt, would be
too much for Mr.
Holmes, and he
Kahert Uu#9«rd
sard twin*, James and Robert—
Jin,my an ! Bob to you, thank you—•
are twice a well known on this cam-
pus as they have any right to be,
because they are so nearly identical
in appearance that Jimmy's friends
are Bob's friends and Bob's friends
•re JiaMMjr'a—inevitably. What can
the friends do but accept them both
when Jimmy was once, as he will tell
you with a rueful smile, given a gen-
erous thrashing for a prank of Bob's
by their father-—and Mr. Bussard
thought it was Bob he was thrashing.
James and Robert Bussard, sons of
Mr, and Mrs, W. G. Bussard, who now
reside in El Paso, are graduates of
the Elkhart High School, Elkhart,
Indiana. James, who has been to
Europe and visited England, Belgi-
um, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and
France, and formerly worked for the
Timc-O-Stat Corporation in Elkhart,
is classified as a senior. He is major-
ing in biology, was a member of the
chemistry and music clubs in 1932 and
I was chairman of the music club in
i 1933. Robert, a sophomore majoring
in elementary education, was a mem-
ber of the Gammadion Society, fresh-
man honor society, in 1932, and is
now secretary to Dr. G. A. Odam.
lit- was formerly employed by Norton
, Brothers, weil known El Paso office
supply company. Both boys are
J members of the band and Orchestra
would flee home to have nightmares land, together, have charge of the
in which this strange young fellow
would meet himself on the street,
speak a few words to himself about
the weather, and then Haunter calmly
off in four directions.
There's really nothing supernat-
ural about this young man. He ir
human enough. He is noticeable even
to those who don't know him because
of three things: he dresses well, he
simply beams vitality and cheerful-
ness, and he seems to be just about
everywhere a! the same time. And
there is something puzzling about
Both have
campus ac-
Fine Arts ticket booth
been prominent in all
tivities.
"We muko no attempt to dress
alike, said James when interviewed,
"and do not, even, wear each other's
shirts. We are frequently embarassed
by the mistakes which people quite
naturally make concerning us; but
we have learned to expect them and,
indeed, enjoy them. I believe that
the benefits of having a twin brother
overshadows very much the liabili-
ties."
ens have the romantic leads. Jim
Jenugan, as Kenneth, Charles Hender- t -,k>1k wh<.
III!-.' o'clock in the afternoon until tile closing ton as Douglass, end Bertram! Heriin, !n>ttinK . The.v n.-ver walk, because
time at five. a* Ed take the parts of the Rimpiegar m China, it's a disgrace for a Cool-
Who won ? That is still a deep dark secret, and brothers, Elleece Taylor win do j,, to walk.
ur< ly .students who took so much interest in the
selection of the favorites as did the students on
this campus, will be willing to await the announce-
ment when it comes from the Yucca editor.
No matter who won, it is certain that the 1931
Yucca Favorite* will grace the hook with much
charm, for any one of them is well suited to take
a place in the favorite section of the book.
A man of sense may be in haste, but can never
la- in a hurry. -Chesterfield.
Take care to get what you like or you will be
forced to like what you get. Bernard Shaw.
Jenny, the Cxe h maid; Bernard Hel- j l>id you ever wonder what a Chin-
ton will be seen a* Donald, the novel-! ese doll would look like? Well, why
ist. Cyrene Bell takes the part of not up and find outT But before
Kitty, a Brooklyn beauty. The part you I'll tell you that they hsve
steer it to its target in the enemy's
line and, of course, be blown to pieces
but he would die a glorious death
and that would be reward enough.
Anyway, his funeral would have al-
ready been held. These Chinese wi-
ly much funny people.
Back to America and to another
most interesting relic of a glorious
past—a hardwood cabinet which was
made more than 450 years ago by a
German cabinet maker in Holland and
brought over to America by William
Perm's fleet! When the Pilgrims
left Holland to prevent their child-
ren's marrying the Dutch, this desk
was brought along. In those days,
the people did not haw locks to pro-
tect valuable papers or jewelry; so
they carved out furniture, such as
the leg of a table and hid their val-
uables or dug a hole in the wall and
hung a picture over it, or built false
panels. But one old fellow thought
that he could construct a desk which
would make it much easier for him
to hide his valuables.
With the idea of secrecy in mind,
he arranged the desk conveniently
with decorations which weren't real-
ly decorations at all, but pigon holes.
Almost every part contains a secret
drawer, but there is supposed to be
another drawer which no one has
been able to find.
About the end of the Revolution-
ary War, a man wrote some letters
which he hid in a secret drawer and
thirty-five years later they were
found, and at the same time five
other secret drawers were discov«r-
ed.
This desk, which has been handed
down from generaUon to generation
has been in the museum six years.
It was loaned by Peter SwiUer who
lives about twelve miles from Den-
ton.
The rest is up to you!
If you would be wise and learned,
too,
Then listen to me and take my clue!
Go up and see what the Spanish
do,
And if the Cannibals eat human stew,
And if you still have time to spare
Ask Freddy another - Why he's glad
you're there!
SECTION ADDED TO
ETIQUETTE COURSE
Seandle is gossip made tedious by morality.-
Oscar Wi Je
The man who threatens the world is always
When a man is very kind or \-ry angry, there ridiculous; for the world can easily go on without
i§ no sum; Guard but Silence ujxui that Subject. him, and in a short time will cease to miss him.
Halifax. Dr. Johnaon
Because of the popular demand for
the Home Economics t30 course,
- which deals .primarily with social
of Mrs Rimptegar has not been cast almond shaped eyes and the cutest fundamentals, another section of the
definitely. > ' little pig tails you ever saw! class will he opened next semester,
"Three Cornered Moon." a nucct <- The Chinese country did not prog- according to Miss Ruth Lehman of the
ful Broadway comedy of the 19,'W tvs as fust as other countries in their Home Economics department The
season, relates an •griwode in t he iife j methods of warfare. The soldiers used: new section will meet Mondays, Wed-
of the author, Gertrude Tonkonoicy. xword* which were heavy and dull and nesilsys, and Fridays at one o'clock
It has been made intw a morte which which resembled the American moat in room 303 of the Manual Arts *«-*M
was selected as one of the ten best clever. The only way the Chinese iiiK, ar-f will be for thoas who are
pictures of the year. had of "holdinK their own" with the unable to take the already scheduled
Japanese was by slipping into the secton taught on Tuesdays, Thurs-
"GuIm " Reader was on the campus • n>' a;n; and chopping off a« day • and Saturdays at ten o'cl> <-k.
Saturday and Sunday. mnn> head? as they could. Home Economics 130 is a course in
Another method of destroying the etiquette and is open to both men and
"Red" llofran sf Bells was a visitor > ivmy v>a« by the use of bombs. A women. It Is an independent course
here last week-end. | Chinaman would get into a bomb and lasting only one semester.
Kitty's Katty-Kisms
By Kittie McKay
Wonder what the Kappa Delta Pi's
thought the other afternoon wha«^
VERNA COMPERES got in the wrong
pew?
Docs anybody know, that is any-
body who will tell, just who It was
that DUDE NEVILLE was seen riding
with one afternoon last week?
There must be something in thia
"communion of kindred spirits", at
least to PAULINE MILLER'S way
of thinking.
We're really going to Hollywood,
when the ARTISTIC TEMPERA-
MENT begins to be in evidence
around here.
Ask DARWIN ANDERSON about
that girl he was seen escorting in
Fort Worth last Monday.
Has anybody heard who has taken
on the responsibility of getting FRED
DAUGHERTY to play rehearsals this
time? It's no mean job, so we've
heard.
What do you think of ALMA
WHITLEY's chumping off and get-
ting married? Not to mention WIL-
LIS MILLER'S approaching dive.
Excerpt from the SAN MARCOS
paper:
"And then the great big Denton
Eagles got LOU KNEUPER so flus-
tered that she got the wrong coat.
W IRZ was a good end, too." Ask him!
Wonder who "LA VENUS"
KLUTCH'a mysterious sonneteer (sp.)
is?
Just when did the fall of BED-
SI.ATS become synonomous with fall-
iag ow • chair?
And now, may we indulge in a little
doggerel ?
"The I'ii sing of Young WILLIS
Back"
Behind the scenes at close of ack,
Afire with histronic zeal
H..w fraught with peril, tender, real,
l or timid and old maidish lasses
Who dread disturbance of their
glasses.
How perilous, besides to noses,
Enlarged hy some theatric art
Io make young actors look their part.
"The curtail; calls!" "Make haste!
Make haste!"
"Alas, my nose is all misplaced!"
The usher waits to hand you posies!"
"Ah me, 1 know not where my nose Li.
"Ah, found at last and wiser I,"
Poor WILLIS muses, sad and shy.
The moral is: Beware of irlaaaea
Aril irirls who wear them—'cept to
classes.
Edna Sportsman
town last week-end.
visited out of
Jak. J, Hendricks, a gradate of thia
college in 1 ''24. and who taught here
during the summers of 1926, 1M«,
ha- obtained a position on the editor-
ial staff of the Macmillan Company-
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Wilkerson, Lois. The Campus Chat (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 18, No. 13, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 11, 1934, newspaper, January 11, 1934; Denton, TX. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth325604/m1/2/: accessed May 5, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting UNT Libraries Special Collections.