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On tonight's menu...
Director
Chi Chi LaRue
serves up a
sizzling dish
at the
Gangbang
Cafe
slat
by matt bradyith legendary drag-
queen porn director Chi
Chi LaRue at the helm,
you can just bet that beef will be
the prime item on the menu at
the Gangbang Cafe.
The successful director is not
the only thing this flick has going
for it. This onscreen eatery is
populated by some pretty searing
hunks - think Colton Ford
(Daddy!) - and some of
American gaydom's most cele-
brated endowments (Michael
Brandon and Spike).
On the downside, this film is
fairly brief. When major studios
these days are turning out 90- to
120-minute sagas with amazing
regularity, it's always a disap-
pointment to pop a new $50
videocassette into the old VHS
machine and have it all over a
mere 68 minutes later. And we'd
also like to know the reason for
the lag time between filming andrelease. This one was filmed in
2001 but not released until the
end of 2002. What's up with that?
Sure, studios tend to hold onto
footage sometime, but this one's
been held so long we wonder if
there isn't some sordid tale of
behind-the-scenes woe to go with
it.
At any rate, what makes it to
the screen is hot enough that
viewers will be left wishing for
another helping from Chef
Colton and his band of merry
servers. Or maybe that should be
"servicers"! their
The film opens by putting
Spike front and center - the
angelic, youthful, small-statured
stud with the absolutely enor-
mous endowment. He and his
boyfriend, Ryan Chandler -
himself no slacker in the looks
department - head to the cafe,
where they end up being waited
on by Andy Hunter - big, mus-I
cled and fairly well-off in the
endowment department himself,
Like most healthy, red-blood-
ed American gayboys, Ryan can't
keep his mouth off his boyfriend's
massive mauler, so he soon dives
beneath the tablecloth and does
his best to engulf Spike's monster.
The amorous couple's antics
are enough to spur some of the
other diners into action. Joey
Caruso and Antonio Majors are
seated at an adjacent table, taking
in the horny duo's under-the-
table sexcapades. Before long
their own hormones are flowing
and Joey and Antonio take a cue
from their neighbors and more
sparks begin to fly.
Waiter Andy even gets into the
act (hey, the waitstaff has to eat,
too!), dropping his duties as he
drops to his knees to slurp up
Spike's tube steak. He even does a
decentjob of stuffing the monster
down his throat.
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