Yellow Jacket (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 18, No. 8, Ed. 1, Thursday, November 26, 1931 Page: 3 of 4
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CAMELS are never parched or toasted!
JVOLKS who smoke really fresK cigarettes made
from choice sun-ripened tobaccos never have to
give a thought to their throats.
That's because such fresh cigarettes retain natural
moisture and are gratefully smooth cool throat-
friendly mild.
Camels are the fresh cigarette everyone knows
that now they're blended from the finest Turkish
and mild Domestic tobaccos that money and skill
can buy.
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We would never dream of parching or toasting
these choice sun-ripened tobaccos that would only
drive off or destroy the natural moisture that makes
Camels fresh in nature's own mild way.
The Camel Humidor Pack protects a fine cigarette
fresh with natural moisture it could do little or
nothing to freshen a cigarette that is dried-out or
factory-stale.
If you smoke for pleasure see for yourself what
freshness means in mildness and flavor switch to
Camels for just one day then leave them if you can !
B. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY
WitutonSalem N. C.
J?. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's CoasUto-Coatt Radio Programs
PRINCE ALBERT QUARTER HOUR.Alice Jojr"01cl
Hunch" and Prince Albert Orchestra direc-
tion Paul Van Loan every night except Son-
day N.B.C. Red Network
CAMEL QUARTER HOUR Morton Downey Tony
Wong and Camel Orchestra direction Jacques
Renard every night except Sunday Columbia
Broadcasting System
jfmmsA See local paper for time
Camels
Made FRESH Kept FRESH
Don't remove the moisture-proof wrapping from your
package of Camels after you open it. The Camel Humidor
Pack is protection against perfume and powder odors
dust and germs. In offices and homes even in the dry
atmosphere of artificial heat thf Camel Humidor Pack
delivers fresh Camels and keeps them right until the last
one has been smoked
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Ml. I. J inUi TOmm Cane
Dr. Davis Gives Annual
Report of Summer Work
(Continued from last week)
C T. Aly organized six B. Y. P.
V.'a while J. L. Isbell and R. V. May-
field oragnized four each.
In the collection of money for the
Baptist Program J. J Isbell takes
'first place with $76.00; W. E. McQraw
takes second place with $56.00 and W.
H. Rucker takes third place with $55.
- Collections for Education: J. L. Is-
bell leads with 1210.00; R. V. Mayfield
'takes second place with 150.00.
' W. H. Rucker collected $82.50 on
charity and R. V. Mayfield $30.00.
In - local expenses W. H. Rucker
K tikes the lead with $550.00 followed
.in a close second by J. L. Isbell who
oHs $450.00 while M. E. Livesay
i the third place with $240.00. - '
i special collections W. H. Rucker
with H70.00 foUowed by R. V.
Id who collected $60.00. while
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B. P. Thompson takes third place with
$54.00.
In the matter of personal remuner-
ation R. V. Mayfield leads with $700;
W. E. McGraw takes second place
with $511.85. and C. T. Aly takes third
place with $333.15.
In the grand totals of monies col-
lected we take only those who pass
the $500.00 line. J. L. Isbell $076.00;
R. V. Mayfield $885.00; W. H. Rucker
$862.50; W.E. McGraw $741.85 and
C. T. Aly $594.00.
A Comparison
Patient (to dentist): "I think you
could have got my tooth out easier
than that. I could move it' about with
two fingers."
Dentist: "Yes and you could move
a cow's tail with one finger."
Barber: "Your head is sadly In need
of. a shampoo sir." '
Hardware Dealer: "eYs and your
house needs painting? but I don't nasr
you about it."
SCRUBS
When dealing out the glory for the
Simmons victory we should not forget;
tne Freshmen team which gave their
bodies as targets for the Varsity. They
worked tirelessly and faithfully and
executed plays to the best of their
ability.
Before the Bruce Francis of the
Brownwood Bulletin makes his final
choice for the UnoflJcial Freshman
Squad Champions he should and
ought to look at the record of the
Little Jackets. They might not be so
hot but believe it or not they can up-
set Jthe dope that "our sports scribe"
hands out.
The Freshman Squad under Bob
Bettis really BEAT SIMMONS be-
cause they 'worked up the plays given
them. Where the varsity takes the
plays for the season the 'amen aauad'
must work on set after set of plays.
If the varsity has no competition in
scrimmage then the 'squad goes out
and cannot stand the gaff but when
the Jackets beat Simmons they did it
with the help from the last Fresh-
man. Hats Off! to those of the Freshman
squad who have only hope and faith
for the coming year when they will
have a chance at the Howard Payne
Fighting Yellow Jacket Squad.
A mother-in-law is sometimes con-
sidered a blessing and sometimes a
great misfortune. This son-in-law re-
ceived the following telegram:
"Your mother-in-law is dead. Shall
we embalm cremate or bury?"
And his answer was: "Embalm
cremate and bury. Take no chances."
Two boys were talking about the
aecompusnmenia 01 tneir lathers and
Litle BiU said:
"My father is an Aagle an Elk a
Moose and a Lion." t
Mickey said; "What'B it cost to see
him?"
A Silly Question
"Is your baby a boy or a girl?"
"Of course what else cquld it be?"
Beevllle Item
Two farmers met on the road and
pulled up.
"Si I've got a mule with distem-
per. What'd ye give that one o' yours
when he had it?"
"Turpentine. Glddap."
A week later they met.
"Say SI I gave my mule turpen-
tine and It killed him."
"Killed mine too. Giddap."
A physician says that success de-
pends upon the functioning of the
glands. The sweat glands?
m 1
"Say Dad I got in trouble at school
today and it's all your fault. Remem-
ber what I asked you how much a
million dollars was?"
"Yes I remember."
"Well the teacher asked me today
and 'helluva lot' isn't the right answer."
Employee: "Do you have an opening
for a bright young man?"
Employer: "Yes. and don't slam it
as you go out."
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Yellow Jacket (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 18, No. 8, Ed. 1, Thursday, November 26, 1931, newspaper, November 26, 1931; Brownwood, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth102167/m1/3/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Howard Payne University Library.