The Comet, Volume 7, Number 8, May 1908 Page: 35
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THE COMET.
The Acroama, New York, is well arranged, and has a beautiful
cover. The "Literary" department shows ability for writing in
certain pupils of Miss Hakes' school.
The Crimson Rambler would be improved by more stories like
"Will He Come Again," which is original and interesting.
JOKES.
"Shall I brain him ?" cried the hazel,
And the victim's courage fled;
"You can't; it is a Freshman.
Just hit him on the head."-Ex.
Senior-"I want to get some bird seed."
Freshman (clerking in store during vacation)-"Don't try to
plague me, smarty. Birds grow from eggs, not seeds."-Ex.
First Author-"Did you ever contribute to the Atlantic
Monthly?"
Second Author-"No, but on my last Novag [ eontribulted to the
Atlantic daily."-Ec.
Teacher-"Johnny-, iat is the figur of speech in 'i love my
teacher ?' "
Johnny-"Sarcasm."-Ec.
Teacher-"Compare ill."
Smart Volunteer-"Ill, sick, dead." -liP
Telegram to Father-"Am sick, have no money."
Father (in return)--"Am well, have plenty." Ex.35
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Austin High School (Austin, Tex.). The Comet, Volume 7, Number 8, May 1908, periodical, May 1908; Austin, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1218512/m1/51/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Brian W. Schenk Archives, Stephen F. Austin High School.