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dating a married man for 30
years. Our relationship started
a few months after he got mar-
ried. I know it was wrong to
begin the relationship, but it
started just as a way for me to
get sexual experience. For him,
I think he was infatuated with
the idea that a younger woman
found him attractive.
I asked him out knowing he
was married, thus safe from
expecting a commitment. I don’t
think either of us expected our
so-called relationship to last this
long. I have dated other men
(who knew nothing of him) and
gave birth to a child (not his), so
it’s not like he’s the only man I
see. (Of course, he knows I date
other men.)
Many times I have thought
about ending our affair because
I feel guilty, and sad for his wife.
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My problem is our conversa-
tions are intoxicating, our kiss-
es, touches and lovemaking are
like no other. Must I stop seeing
him? Or do you think what oth-
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DEAR CAN’T STOP: The
problem with the rationale
“what others don’t know won’t
hurt them” is that, at some
point, the truth usually comes
out. And when it does, there are
usually plenty of hurt feelings.
Frankly, I’m surprised your
lover has been able to keep you
under wraps for 30 years with-
out the two of you being spotted
somewhere.
If you are truly sad for your
lover’s wife, you should end the
affair. However, because it has
taken you three decades to dis-
cover your conscience, I some-
how doubt you will.
treated like your feelings don’t self as childless, I feel it would
matter. be wrong to imply something
You are not his mother and the person didn’t,
you shouldn’t have to “hound”
him. When a boyfriend stays
out all night, it is cause for con- gail Van Buren, also known
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his words don’t match means founded by her mother, Pau-
that he’s not being truthful. Pre- line Phillips. Contact Dear Abby
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roommate. great. Jordan is the one person I
Throughout our relationship, feel I can live with. We don’t get
there have been times when annoyed with each other, have
Jordan was inconsiderate and the same sense of humor and
didn’t seem to put much effort common interests and hobbies,
into it. Sometimes he says he’s I have tried many times to get
going to be out “late.” Then he the point across that he doesn’t
ends up staying out all night make me feel like a priority,
without letting me know he’s not He tells me he cares and that
coming home. He has done this I’m “the one.” Where do I draw
quite a few times. His excuse the line because he fails to back
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after he says he will. Most of your blinders. Although you say
the time he’s out with friends I you don’t get annoyed with each
know, but I am losing trust and other, it seems you are plenty
feel less important. annoyed with Jordan, and you
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