Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 179, Ed. 1 Friday, March 14, 1980 Page: 7 of 12
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(NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSN)
Stephenville Empire-Tribune
We're Getting Better...For You!
SHORT RIBS
by Frank HUI
By Oswald Jacoby
and Alan Son tag
South really wanted to bid
six diamonds. But after North
doubled four spades, South
decided to settle for game
(For a copy of JACOBY
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Bridge," care of this newspa-
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When he looked at dummy.
South saw that even five dia-
monds was in jeopardy. He
might lose two hearts and a
club.
Then South saw that there
was an unusual safety play at
his disposal. So South ducked
in both hands and let West's
10 of clubs hold the trick.
West led another club.
South took his ace and played
the ace of trumps and a low
trump to dummy's queen.
Then he ruffed dummy’s king,
played dummy's king of
spades and discarded the
three of hearts to give West a
surprise trick with the ace.
West was now given a
Hobson's choice. He could
lead a heart up to the ace-
queen or give South a ruff and
discard.
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would make easily. But it was
almost impossible to get to
that fine contract.
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29 Announce
30 Minced oath
31 Fixed routine 52 Poetic fiction
55 Celestial body
56 Fuss
57 Das Vaterland
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illumination
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piece
12 Bobble
13 Doctor’s
assistant
14 Eon
15 Briny expanse
16 Compect
17 Family
member
18 Arbitrary
assertion
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20 Samantha or
Endora
22 Year (Sp.)
24 Young man
25 Drew
28 Mollusk
32 Loiter
33 Kennel
dwellers
35 Self-esteem
36 Praise
38 Poultry
product
39 Home base
40 Blurs
42 Tristan's
beloved
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5 Go to court
6 Vase with a
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7 Blockhead
8 Room to move
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47 River in
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24 Arched way 48 Advertising
25 Infirmities
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46 Escort
49 Small
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53 Put down
54 Custom
58 Filthy hut
59 Short sleep
60 Unclothed
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62 Exist
63 Show
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Doggett, Denver. Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 179, Ed. 1 Friday, March 14, 1980, newspaper, March 14, 1980; Stephenville, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1283749/m1/7/: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Dublin Public Library.