Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 172, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 6, 1980 Page: 9 of 12
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51 Promise
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and Alan Son tag
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hands, finesses, end plays,
ducking play and much more.
However, eventually every-
thing falls into place and
these plays become sort of
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When the diagrammed hand per, P.O. Box 489, Radio City
was played at a regional tour- Station, New York, N. Y.
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55 Holey cheese
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20 Source of
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declarers out of 13 (in one
section) made three notrump.
The bidding was simple and
straightforward. It occurred
at almost every table. The
event was a Masters Pairs.
The opening heart lead was
covered by the 10 and jack
and declarer won in hand with
the queen. All of the unsuc-
cessful declarers made the
automatic play at trick two of
leading a small diamond and
playing low from dummy. If
diamonds divide 3-2, almost a
,68 per cent possibility, the
contract will succeed with an
overtrick. •
These “unlucky” declarers
later bemoaned their bad luck
when diamonds didn’t break
and a heart return killed
dummy. However, these play-
ers should have bemoaned
their bad technique.
All of the successful declar-
ers also realized the diamond
suit should be developed. But
what if diamonds failed to
break?
The club suit offered excel-
lent chances if one or both
honors were in the East hand.
When beginners learn to If diamonds break, 10 tricks
play bridge they are taught are available; if the club suit
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Doggett, Denver. Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 172, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 6, 1980, newspaper, March 6, 1980; Stephenville, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1284395/m1/9/: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Dublin Public Library.