The East Texan (Commerce, Tex.), Vol. 6, No. 22, Ed. 1 Saturday, December 13, 1924 Page: 4 of 4
four pages : ill. ; page 21 x 15 in. Digitized from 35 mm. microfilm.View a full description of this newspaper.
Extracted Text
The following text was automatically extracted from the image on this page using optical character recognition software:
Third Year B. B. Girls
I.IOS!* I.Al'UHH
"How
all
history
Hou st n.
gym
to '
the
professor
profess.
a
Attorney:
Does
a
Don’t be juvenile, Rollo; if he did
HIPPODROMr
§20 CASH GIVEN JAN. 15, 1924
BY
hitting
FLEETWOOD & WALLACE
♦
Dormitory News
o
Trade With Us and Get Tickets
are fbkny Interesting facts
I
(Ml
COAL
A
V
needs
of
Cali* i- \t Itin need of coal
’•rtcjenl
novel
*- »
C'iiii-
PHONE 4t*
5
-‘ta. * .
x
’A
•M
and a
•X
HAPPY NEW YEAR
!
-. >
? /
from the
i
dietician.
NEW PALACE DRUG STORE
running
II
A'
' X - '•>'X'.-XNXNXXX”AXXXXXNXXtNXXX'%<IW*X%XXXXXXX
i fieuesi wishes for a i
Get your picture made for the An-
nual by Janies XI. Driver.
And where did you see
him milking the cow?
A little past the center,
Some
more
who
the
1
I
it
X
Witness:
■ sir.
Ruth:
Perry:
Sore and
O, God.
They stand the test of compa-ison.
With every team they meet;
They hold the foot, on every court.
And stand upon their feet
The
It
him
to.
Dec. 15,16, & 17
Your Most Amizing Adventure
yit’
I “"S'
Ld* j
"Did he meet with any obstacle in
hi love-making?”
"Yes. he tripped over a rug, a chair
and a piano stool as he proposed to
her.”
til rill
and
•Mrs. Ack-
Come Back to Commerce
A»XXXXXXXX\XXXXXVX»*kWXS»
$
wihk‘i
COMMERCE ICE M
Terry Fite to Ruth Montgomery:
Do you know why your neck reminds
me of a typewriter?
No. why?
Because it’s "1’nderwood.”
at '
w as
the |
he will be able
meals a day.
What la a professor, papa?
A professor, Rollo, is something at-
tached to a college, like a stadium or
of a dormitory.
What does
| papa?
A professor. Rollo, always profess-
t retreat,
But will slay right in and fight.
the 1
JI
t/’
---
y
oil iur |
I /V
arp at 11 |
Nothing »a Him
Two small boys were conversing
■ol the smaller of the two remarked, j
"‘My* uncle has a wooden leg,”
“Huh.” replied the other, “that’s
nothing. My sistet has cedar chest.”
1
<1
J
I
• ' :il attention 2i\<vrV tu the flH’i
he ex-
I uere
'XXXXXXN
I
On the morn-
the hospital
him. As
k - £
’SB
||k ;
■ ■ u :
I
I
5?
y
%
I
k \
B \
afigiL i
/?
/J
/
w
xggjFg'
o
MERRY CHRISTMAS I
Photographs make Christmas
that will be appreciated. See
new ones at Driver’s Studio.
Following his first experience
football practice, the Preside
Pat Norwood tin history class):
! It hat town is on the Western border
if Texas?
Clyde Mays'.
VIRGIL RILEY
The third year has the leading team
In “Old E. T.” -his year.
They'll beat the best, and all the rest
From colleges far and near.
"Is your husband home?”
"Yes, he is in the barn with
animals.”
"Do you think I'll have any trou-
ide finding him?”
"No, he is the only one with beard”
They should have peeped into the gym
When we played our game last night;
We accept defeat, but w ill not
Of course each one will boost his team
I’m sure that I’ll boost mine,
Some people say that our gills can’t
play.
But they are out of line.
Another Close Shave
They had told the injured workman
that he must have his leg amputated.
He took it very quietly, as if were an
every-day occurrence,
ing of the operation,
barber was sent to shave
the bather was trapping his razor he
aid: "Top lip off’”
“No,” replied the patient, "it’s <ny
leg; didn’t they tell you.
Watch Alford jump in center.
And hit the hall so hard
You bet it sticks, when it comes
Nicks.
For she’s always ahead of her guard. !
t 1
•■The
COVERED
WAGON"
fRUZE frodvction^
I consider the “Covered W^goti” Owe of the best, if not the best picture I have
ever seen. Aside from the g.xxt Utting. ft pictures a phase of American life that no
lffnrd tO fai' ,o spp’ 1 awt 'gntfH: to see It the second time.” W. B. STONE
students will see it. I like It well enough td see it the second time.” -E. H H’Htv
h.Aw seen The Covered Wagon Cod was much pleased with it. I hope all my
Mhows start 1, 3, 5, 7, 9. Prices: Children 15, Adults 50c
Whitten is always on the guard,
And Hart is never behind;
They stay tight in through thick and:
thin.
And make their opponets blind
Then there’s Lacy, Goolsby and Mar-1
Here < tin- t:-^.-reoY!
entertainment ever
<>\er the glorious
ness trail with the pion
of '4!». Thrill on
Iritliufl fight, buf
fitlo hunt, prairie fire—
nil HEAL.
A nJ n glowin'.: love story
wiib I.ois \\ il.»on and J.
Warr. ii Kerrigan.
I'roni the fiopular
by Emerson Hough.
Adapted by Jack
niiigham
Boston “Bull”
A lady from Boston got on a train
ami gave the conductor a dollar to
pay her fare. While waiting for her
change, her attention was attracted
by her pet dog.
"Why Fred'” exclaimed the lady,
‘have you got fleas?”
"No, madam,” replied the conduc-
tor, “I’m just getting your change.”
I’be I’rofessor
Oh. papa loog; what is that?
That. Rollo, is a tutor.
Well, why doesn't he toot papa?
No. Rollo, that isn’t the kind
tutor he is.
What kind of tutor is he. papa?
He is a college tutor. Rollo. Just
to es to know a great deal.
By Does a professor really know
gifts land by, Rollo, if he is a good tutor, great deal, papa”
the land doesn’t do anything too radical. I
they will make him a professor. Then- he wouldn’t be a professor.
A- Arkansas woman has creamat-
ed her third husband. It seems un-
lair that sene have to be old maids
while others have husbands to burn, j Ju. t keep your eye on Byers
Orange Leader. / -J ■ - ■ -
tin.
Who are good in every place:
They’re not so tall, but they get
ball.
.'nd plurge out into space
Mi. Rtx fin Agriculture):
many stomachs has a cow””
J. D. Ballard: "The same number
as a calf.”
Mr. Stone: "What can you tell me
I of America's foreign relations?”
G. A. Wimberley: “The are
broke.”
J
The evil that men do lives after
rh m. The saxophone was invented in
1846. Asheville Times.
Annual Photos made by Driver’s
Studio get the best. You can tell by
comparing the work with photos vnade
by other studios.
Just then a brick fell off the un-
Jjiini-hed wall, hitting him on the
M hell he came to, he was
"0 God, can’t you
[ ThelX an i<>kn> Ini. r.-ting fact
*• comernins Jhe ht.t'-iv (,f th" girl- of
| the Dormitory of I.’. T the following
> being tht moat JmporttBt A
' In 1012 when th coIIcim. was tin- I I
ler the s. ] » rvt-i«>«i ot Mr. Wm<i. tbe|\/
'it.imltoiy w.< t.‘.<ted. The n»mey /•’S'
■ for th- tai <.| the I'tiildldg was 4o- O
, nated by tin property ownlfeg < iti- /\
<l < ontmerc (The college did:! I
•ri Ir long th- late al that date) ,1/
I’hi , xpenintid to sl'IitOd. (
I util., the tiin* o: construcli' n, no <
e-ular < mpany or <ontract»r too) /
barge. The work tvas directed by ;i \ |
Liuilditig committee who employed i (
•h* workmen, and l-toked after th" | J
■ iti gite- o', the program.
"fl n tht building was «tunpieteo. i
t on-’t-ted nt one bundled atd eight I
rofnis. Gn the f)r.-f floor thero were
md room*.- Mist .t. there were on the!
other floors: there was no <
:<om or livi.v* vrootb. »• there i
present. These room* were occupied
I by boys. It w‘s- not jtWMR recently
| that lite building* was ten <xtefbwf and
used for a girl’s uhtmltory.
Beginning with the time alter th-
e Hi of Mr. Mayo, d..- Mlldfng *MM ’
S not used for a dormitory I’ntil 19511.
g A large part of it remained vacant j I
part of the time. When occupied, it |
8 i was used for an apartment Iwmse.
In !!)-’<> and llt’l. It was rebuilt by J
cost of 85O.MO. Sev- |
■ were niagte T)„ I
with I
And be .-tire to count on Bevel;
II ------ They hit the goal, while laughter roll.
E Face powder keeps husbands loyal, And they keep us on the level.
! rays advertiser. Some women find
j gun powder more reliable. Wall
I 1 Street Journal.
to eat
the state at the
end internal changes
first floor, instead of being filled
hedrocns, was rebuilt so that a large
kitchen, a spacious dining room, a
large and comfortable living room,
and the director's office were built in.
i This building was opened as a girls i
dormitory in the summer of 1921. The !
number of girls there the opening |
year was one hundred and fifty.
These students were placed under the
supervision of Mrs. Acker as direc,
| tor, and Miss Mildred Holbert as
The duties of these offic-
ers have since been combined
performed by the director.
,er still is the director.
All matters have been ________„
smoothly. The honor system has been
established. The students have their
house president and monitors,
are the self governing body of
dormitory Their duty is to report
the cases of indiscipline. There have
been very few of tfaese.
two square
at present ho is earning enough
eat one square meal every day.
J ! passing a new bi lek building in
♦ 1 ur»« of construction on bis way to
< howers. Sore and weary,
7 ’ claimed: o, God. I wish
♦ I dead’ ’
I
♦ |head.
beard to mutter:
* take a joke?”
THE COLLEGE PHARMACY
CONE IN, USE OUR PHONE
TWO-HGHT-FOUR
Let’s Get Acquainted
LEGALLY REGISTERED PHARMACIST
I
I
I
\
Every Garment Reduced
All Dresses and Coats are great-
'• ‘uce.1 in p'i " The is-orti»"u:
is good and ea< h garment represents
a real saving io you
Ladies’ Coats
$9.85 to $43,85
Ladies’ Wool Dresses
$7.29 to $24.79
Ladies’ Silk Dresses
$11.85 to $19.88
/
I
^1.
II
I
xxxxxxxxxxxvxxmxxxuwxxxxxxnxxxxxxwwNWKMSSs
A Sale of
LADIES READY TO WEAR
t
>
XNNNX* NXXXXXXXXXXXXX'
XXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXXXXXXXN XXXXXXXXX* .NNXNNXXXXXXXXX'WXXXXXXXXXXX!
Search Inside
This issue can be searched. Note: Results may vary based on the legibility of text within the document.
Tools / Downloads
Get a copy of this page or view the extracted text.
Citing and Sharing
Basic information for referencing this web page. We also provide extended guidance on usage rights, references, copying or embedding.
Reference the current page of this Newspaper.
The East Texan (Commerce, Tex.), Vol. 6, No. 22, Ed. 1 Saturday, December 13, 1924, newspaper, December 13, 1924; Commerce, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1359649/m1/4/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; .