The Marshall Morning News (Marshall, Tex.), Vol. 2, No. 273, Ed. 1 Tuesday, July 26, 1921 Page: 3 of 8
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THE EAST TEXAS CREAMERY
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pandes represented.
Phone 52,
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A GUARANTY FUND BANK.
A News Classified will sell it for you. ,
666 cures Bilious Fever.
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Checking Account
Organdies, Dotted Swisses, Ginghams,
Combinations, Voiles and Pastel Shades
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To those who owe accounts to the
Mallard Drug Co., made prior to July
16th. can find Mrs. Mallard at the
drug store until after July 29th.
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Remaining Summer
Frocks at Clear Away
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Mr. and Mrs. T. Suffern Tailer of New York and Newport, R. I., who will
be hosts'to President and Mrs. Harding at “Honeysuckle Lodge,” the Taller
residence at Newport. The date of the President'a visit to Newport has not
yet been announced.
Why not have this bank handle your Checking
Account?
। If you can't work well in hot weath-
i or take Prickly Ash Bitters, it purifies
I the stomach, liver and bowels and for-
, tifies the body to resist the depresa-
ing influence of summer heat. It is
' fine for working men. Price $1.25 per
bottle. Matthewsoh Drag Co., Special
Agents.
Guaranty State & Savings Bank
Capital, Surplus and Profts Over $100,000.00.
WONDERS
OF AMERICA
All work
Phone 967. 603
—Talk with our officers about the facilities
available here. .
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R. P. Littlejohn
General Insurance
Oldest Agency—only reliable eom-
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Wants your butter fat at top market prices. Can use 500
pounds or more a day.
Now is your time to get busy and line np with
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Positive values up to $39.50-
Your choice ...............!
.First National Bank
Marshan, Texas
MEMBER OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM
guaranteed.
E. Houston Ave.
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Gray-Haired Man When Seen In
Theatre Is Given Great
Ovation.
Cat’s Meat.
The port of London authorities are
‘spending more than $5,000 a year for
You have no standing with the business world—you
are put to the inconvenience of paying bills with cash,
and subject to errors which cannot be traced.
You also have trouble and expense in collecting the
checks paid to you.
Prohibition Agenta Watching
For Smugglers From The
West Indies.
—in the number of commercial and savings
accounts at this bank each year attests its
worth and strength as well as its ability to
render a satisfactory banking service in
Marshall.
t usual membrane could not be em-
% ployed. and a plece at specially treat
led akin with a Mt ot iron in Ita center
substituted. 1 .
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In One Writer's Opinion, the Country
Editor Is Entitled to Honor
of the Title.
THE EAST TEXAS CREAMERY
MARSHALL, TEXAS
Dr. E. H. Cowan
Chiropractor and Orifcialist
years experience in sanitarlum
women, Backward and Deformed
Children.
Davidson-Blalock Building
— Marshall. Texas.
meat, that the large army of cats
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Bottled in Mershall, Tees
3, lexander Commiealon Co.
North Waahtngton Avenus
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Stenographic Work
Rotospeed Printing
LILIAN BELL
Office over Marcus-Karie
With R. L George Realty Company
Telephone 205
Dr. W. E. Harrington
Eye, Ear. Nose and Threat
Office over Western Union Office.
Hours • to 12, 2 to 5. 7
—Phones—
Office 78$; Residence 1195-J
Dr. B. N. Moseley
DENTIST
Office: Marshall National Bank Bldg
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Washington, July 23.—While Pwb
dsnt Harding was spending the week-
end as a tin can tourist camper at
Pekinville, Maryland, with Henry
Ford, Thomas A. Edison and H. 8.
Firestone, ths dock of history turned
backward for ons night and Woodrow
Wilson again became the idol of the
capital crowds.
Just "as two Herculean athletes clos-
ed the bill at a local yaudeville theat-
re with a marvelous feat of strength,
a grey haired man waa seen to rise
to his feet from a seat in the rear row.
With painful deliberation he moved
toward the exit while the audience
suddenly realised the presence of the
former executive, broke into applause.
In a moment the sidewalks outside
were jammed with a thousand people
who stood for some moments while
ex-President Wilson was assisted into
his automobile. Then the ear slowly
back out from the alley and a spon-
taneous cheer and a chorm of hand-
clapping broke out as Mr. and Mrs.
Wilson were recognised in the rear
aeat of the ear.
The former president seemed to be
in far better physical condition than
in March, though he still shows dear-
ly the marks of his illness. As the
car turned down the street he raised
his straw hat the length of his long
arm straight above his head and wav-
ed it with a vigorous, quick, oscillat-
ing motion.
For the flash of a second it was
the old Woodrow Wilson greeting the
fleet at Hampton Roads or acknow-
ledging the plaudits of ths Paris
throngs.
Then the car was gone.
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: A terrible tale of the torrid zone ;
was unfolded by Capt. R. H. Torrible ,
the other day on the arrival of the
steamer Denis, which piles between
New York and Manaols, a port about
1,000 miles up the Amazon river. The
skipper vowed by marine and other
saints that never bad he seen sights
so strange, according to the New York
Times.
On a river which etipdes into the
Amazou, near Manaols, be said he saw
myriads of electric eels so strongly
charged with electricity that the broad
bosom of the stream was flooded with
light and the crew were able to read
■ their pocket Bibles by the glow, which
was estimated at 40 watts per eel.
When seamen brought some at these
high-voltaged eels on deck. Captain
Torrible said, the ship’s dynamos were
short circuited and there was the dick-
ens to pay until the eels were discon-
‘nected. -
But Skipper Torrible hadn’t finished.
While the Dents was tied up at the ,
pier, a boy who was working with a
loading gang feu into the river. The
Dr. W. H. Bennett
Physician and Surzeon
Marshal National Bank Building
Phones: Office 1<9; Reaidenee flii
John E. Wilmore
Cement Contractor and Finisher.
no strap being necessary. It is ad-
1 justable for maximum clearness. The
• The "Phonophor," for people hard
jof hearing, la the smallest telephone
yet produced. It la about an inch
iong, and its open end being Inserted
in the edr, is held there by Its shape,
Captain Returning From Voyage to the
I Terrid Zone Has Story of Won-
derful Experience,
2 Tuwd>y, July 28, 1M1
WILSON IS IDOL
AGAIN AS TIME
mice infesting the docks may be sup-
ported in the style to which they have
been accustomed. So presutmably the
'cats are purely “sportsmen,” just kill
i the rats fot the fun tt the thing, but
never eat their prey. And also, pre-
sumably, the cats don’t make much
, headway with their jobs, since we are
assured the staf has been continually
I increased— and likewise the appropri-
ations for their support. It looks like
a political sinecure.—Los Angeles
Times,
,’arrest you for speeding.' "
J i " "No, get up, get up,’ my father
jsald. That's a compliment to the
mare. She can't go 12 miles an
hour.”—Detroit Free Press.
•, Western Newspaper Union.
OUR GREATEST ZOO
EANOY a beautirul 264-acre park
F with lakes and a waterfall. People
It with about 3,400 animals, represent-
ing 980 different families. Set it
down eleven miles north of New York
city’s city hall and—presto, you have
a zoological park whieh outstrips sll
similar instituttons.
The occupants of this animal world
range in size from a four-ton elephant
down to a pigmy field mouse weigh-
ing probably less than an ounce. The
oldest inmate, a giant tortoise, tilts
the beam at 225 pounds and Is be
Sieved to be 200 years old. Give me a
word with the stork snd I’ll tell you
the sge at the youngest member and
to which family it belongs.
A giant anteater is probably tbs
most peculiar animal and the 22-foot-
! long regal python, weighing ITO
pounds, the most unwelcome from the
public's standpoint. The bears make
a strong play for popular approval,
but the apes are past grand masters I
in attracting attention to their "monk-
ey shines." The woodchuck seems
always to be “in the dumps,” while
the jolly little prairle dogs appear to
be happy always. The sloth is the
slowest-moving animal, while “Baldy",
the big chimpanzee, leads when it
comes to quickness of intellect and
ability to receive training.
The most discordant chorus greets
one in the large bird house, where the
commingled shrieks snd squawks vary
from that of the macaw which can be
heard a mile to the lower utterances
of the less noisy fowls—but, for a
mixture of queer sounds, just step
Into the insect house.
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I The funniest things which are writ-
ten and primed in this country are
not written by Irvin Cobb or George
Ade or Ring Lardner. They are not
written by the professional humorist
of the great newspapers.
They are written by the so-called
country editors sud notably by so-
cailed country editors of Ohio snd
Kansas. We hardly think anyone
‘with a real sense of humor who reads
large numbers of newspapers snd
• [ magazines snd modern books will dis-
pute this assertion.
, Humor is merely the ability to see
and - react understandingly to the
-[mirth-provoking side of human nature,
- which is not ths least ample of Its
' sides "A humorous paragraph may be
; grossly exaggerated in its interpreta-
ition of human nature, but human na-
ture must be somewhere down near
the bottom of it or It la a failure.
। This explains why humor is so much
more amusing, so much more satisfy-
ing than wit. Wit needs no human
nature as its foundation, It may be
eimply a lightning-like play on mere
words, sumelent to cause a -Hi “ ™
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Atlantic City, N. J, July 28.—Ev-
ery available agency was in motion
along the Jersey coast tonight, in an
effort to trap the fleet of lquor smug-
glers that is believed by revenue
agents to be creeping up the Atlantic
ocean from the West Indies, officials
announced.
Prohibition enforcement agents,
coast guards, revenue officials and
police officials are known to be
guarding secluded inlets, while it is
reported Navy seaplanes have aug-
mented the force of patrol boats on
duty at the three mile limit, within
which suspicious vessels may be hail-
ed. While these officials are tight-
ening a blockade of the coast, federal
authorities and ths county prosecu-
tor’s office are busy in an effort to
-locate the smugglers.
I Difficulty in transporting liquor
by rail, was said by officials to have
caused the supposed method of mov-
ing the stock by water.
comfort derived by the discerning from
‘true humor.—Ohio Slate Journal.
Compliment to the Mars.
Talk of automobile drivers being
arrested for violating the speed limit 1
/when they fly up and down the high-
'ways st 40, 50, 80, etc, miles an
(hear, drew one day a bit of rem
iniscence from Captain Thomas E.
‘Halls of the United States secret sery-
ice,
I remember one time back in a
'Bule Ohio town,” said the captain,
twhen my father was stopped by an
officer of the law because he was
'driving his mare more than 12 miles
'an hour.”
" 'You was going more then twelve •
miles an hour,' said the officer; TU
please your
taste is more
important.
Just buy a
packageand
ffindout./
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A physician who examined the body
said that the lad was the victim of
an electric overcharge. Captain Tor-
rible brought back with him a sun-
dodging monkey, which prowled only
at night. He declared that the simian,
like an owl, was casual and apathetic
by day, but whep the sun went over
the horizon the monkey had 20-20
glims and was an ultra-lively stepper.
The captain took newspaper men into
his cabin, where the pet was kept,
and pulled down the shades. The sun
dodger reacted to the gloom by ap-
propriating and immediately eating a
straw kelly recently purchased at con-
siderable outlay by one of the report-
ers.
The skipper said that he had pur-
chased a Brazilian sloth to bring back
to the United States, but the animal
was too lazy to eat and died on the
way here.
- " ' ■ - oos.
Mr. R. D. Boone in speaking to a
Morning News representative says
that Mr. Battle in his speech before
the Rotary Club last week failed to
mention one of our most important
clays and that is that a very superior
modeling clay is found down at Ros-
borough Springs. Mr. Boone evi-
denced the truth of his statement bv
showing a splendid bust of himself
modeled by Mrs. Boone. This work
of art not only proved the quality of
the day but showed Mrs. Boone to be
expert in modding. • has also
made models of Mr. Jiggs and Mag-
gie from this day that can ba seen in
the Windt-Dwyer Jewelry Company
window.
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Price, Homer M. & Wells, E. L., Jr. The Marshall Morning News (Marshall, Tex.), Vol. 2, No. 273, Ed. 1 Tuesday, July 26, 1921, newspaper, July 26, 1921; Marshall, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1406719/m1/3/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; .