The Austin American (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 8, No. 334, Ed. 1 Tuesday, May 9, 1922 Page: 4 of 10
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Healthy If You Drink
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Dial 7997
318 Congress
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J’ever Hear This?
BY STRICKLAND GILLILAN
Rosks, CARI
EASTER LILI
—caused by errors
of diet
Pimples and
boils
3.
uw
200
3.00
3.7b
10c
25c
50c
1
Makes direot con-
nections with all
fast noon-day
tralns in St. Louis
for North and
East.
Some favor daylight saving because It gves them
more time to loaf.
Perhaps we hesitate to recognize Mexico because
we do recognize her.
Reduced Summer Tourist Fares
(Lowest In yenra) to RESORTS IN TH* NORTH AND EAST Via
You Can Smile If You Are
Healthy—You’ll Be
last year', hats? That’s easy.
Blocks away.
abadriptien R a tan *ir* la Advane
Par Daily and Sunde- American.
PHONE
5334
or
5335
bluebella, ring!
! eye and hert compietely.
All among
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Driekil Hatai
1. LAWLES8, Qenerel Agent.
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7150 A. M., Xanana City 7140 A M.
CITY TICKET OFFICE
Today’s Birthday
Party
—
Sunshine Special
Leave* Austin
10105 a. m.
Arrives St. Louis
11:10 a. m. next
morning.
CoroNA
The wun Mechmne
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SUNSHINE AND SHADOW
BY “SUNSHINE- JOE WEBB
A mubatance known aa pulver-
lard cotton and resambing flour
in Ita color and texture hae found
a piace and la beine put to many
uaaa.
I
ft la raid that when Doyie aakad a epirir how it
got to the next world the apirit answered "Flu."
A Thought for Today.
We will rejojce in Thy salvation, and im the
name of our God we will set up our banner*: I
the Lord fulfill all thy petitions—-Psalm 2:05.
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It begins to look as if the vete who kept their in-
surance wii collect it before their bonus.
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I the dentist
Id of the til
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be ia really
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JUST FOLKS
BY EDGAR A. GUEST
TODAY’S TAL
BY GEORGE MATTHEw ADAMS
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PM qudeg reenle etoe doom and win de la room, plece omall quantivy
BrandImam Powder on paper, tilt peper upward aad Woe powder invo
CLEAN
Don"t wash or
1th soapy wate
> over it with
en dampened
an go over It w
en dipped in
shens the col
»m becoming
Momber at eh. Audit Bureau ef Cireulationa
n. a-oclatea Praia la -xcuuavely enuuea to
-----—— all new. and Qiapatchea
- _ _ __ otherwia crecated la thia
aad aka <Na teral new- pubassnea herein AU
ad publcauoa of apodal dispatchea herein
-He couldn't alaap for all years,” reads an ad-
vertisement. Six yeara la too long to nieep anyway
as hideous as it was ancient, was shot to
pieces on Flanders field. There is only on*
divine right to rule monarch now-the mi-
kado of Japan—end hi* throne is * bit
shaky.
It ia all right to hit a fly when be it down.
On reading the news from other countries it look,
as if we have all the freedom in the world.
A famous osteopath baye the spine of the modern
napner la more nearly perfect than was the spine
of the girl of a former generation. We don't know
“Of course there 1/ still plenty of crime here and
there." admits wiljam J. Burns, chief of the bureau
of investigation. Where does he get that “her* and
there” stuff?
I night for Fort Warth, to attend the
Kiights of Pythias convention, and
will also attend the Texas Presa
Association conventten in Dsnton
Thuraday. returning to AusUa neat
Friday morning
JUDGE EVANS DIES
SAVANAQH. Ge, May » —Judge
Bevrty D Evans United States
aistrict Judge of the southern dis-
trict of Georgia, died suadenly to-
night at hie home here.
ill
Bright the colopogon blushes--
laugh. O murmuring Epring
_____________________________—-Sarah r.
The front porch at the Rye Straw
•tore has about worn out and the
loafers are getting up a petition
to have the road changed to run
behind the store as the back por.il
la almoat as good a* new
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We can tell ’em
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THE BANDED TEETH.
When I go back to echeol ag-in
You bet Um kite will look at me.
ana I sil! be • hero men.
With xomethane they will want to see
My ma. she took me down today
To where the dentet is and told
Mun to get busy light away.
and now my teeth are wired with gold.
A convict has won a parole by returning the dia-
monds an actressgost in Sing Sing. The news item
didn't say what ce actresa was in for.
rEXAS is an empire of marvelous latent
1 resources, millions of virgin acres that
verneveri been touched by plow or hoe and
unable of supporting a population of1,30,2
0004000 without crowding. If onetenthof
zsrftasclgdmdltstdssytneee
so irrigated would produce annually eight
times the wealth that the non-irrigated acre
-produces today. Governor Pat Neff is a
Pative Texan. When his parents came to
the country from another state McLennan
county was on the far frontier. There is
no frontier now between the Gulf of Mexico
and the Pacific ocean.
There is no outpost of civilization unless
one sails across the Pacific to the Philippine
lalands. Everywhere the white man has
conquered. Gone are the aborignes and the
wildernesses and the wild animals and wild
birds. Governor Neff found s country
of marvelous resources and progressive
builders in West Texas and the vast Pan-
handle and Plains country. He surveyed
vast tracts of territory capable of produc-
ing sufficient wheat some day to feed mi-
ions and millions of months. He saw. land,
millions of acres of it, capable of producing
the finest cotton in the world. He saw
herds of blooded cattle, pens of pedigreed
hogs, poultry farms without number. A
vast land, pleasing to the eye of one who
loves nature and nature’s offerings is the
territory that the governor covered in his
400-mile trip by auto and it would take
pages of a modern newspaper to tell of its
glories and to expand or expound on its
possibilities. ,
There are ninety Newspapers in the Pan-
handle country and eighty-seven of these
are machine operated. That is, their pub-
lishers own modern presses and linotype
machines and keep abreast with the march
of civilization. There are farms and stock
ranches which would compare with any to
I TT-n I r 'AUSTIN CLOTHIERS ARE
Dog Hill Paragrafs ATTENDING CONVENTION
A Chicago woman paid two mediums SI to learn
to win at poker. We’ve paid thousands of tines as
much asshe did and haven't learned to win.
The way some birds run for a street car, you'd
be led to believe they think that’s the last car that
ever will run on that line
My pa says not so long ago
Teeth just grew anyhow they could;
if they were bad. they did n t know
There was a way to make them goo.
And that's why his buck tooth is plain
Coz it got crowded out of line
And never could get back again.
But now I’ve got a band on mine.
alr—the
NEFF IN FORT WORTH.
Governor Pat M Neff left last
THE AUSTIN AMERICAN
American Publishing Company
Suteree M ee Fn—tnr. at austim. fer-a
WOMAN LOSES $50,000
FLAYING "RUT AND TAKE"
ST. PETERSBURG. Pia- Mayor
Frank Puver made public th* com-
plaint of the wite of 4 weaithy Bos-
lon touri.t that she Bad lost sso,-
000 playing "put and take" in a
“tea room" here. Th# losses soy-
ereA a period of neverai month*.
Doctors!
s'xsavis;
yoyzow bate, era* reo-
oEdpgzesietiondmnenu"
Rem B Corona tor a
mopth—era how it speeds
•a* sdmpdes your work.
First mat paymept may
beapgilednpuzchase.
F. L. PATTY
722 Conoress Av*.
Phon: *0*0
•80S*
- , , about that. Th* girl of th* former generation kept
He saw land, her spine covered. »
ILLINOIS PLANT DESTROYED
LINCOLN, ML. May s — A fir* of
unknown origin last night destroyI-
.4 th. Illinol* China company plant,
valuea at about 3286,000.
AUSTIN AMERICAN, AUSTIN. TEXAS, TUESDAY MORNING, MAY 9, 1932.
There’s nothing remarkable about thro* congress-
men being defeated in a chess game by a 10-year-
old boy. Chess la a game that requires Antentect.
The Lucy Stone League 1* made up of women
who refuse to take the name of a man one of ‘em
happen* to marry. That'* a good idea For w will
•avc asking to have one’s maiden name restored
aa soon as the novelty of matrimony wears off.
There are men so far above suspicion that they
can employ the prettiest girls they can find as a
stenographer and never cause their wives to say s
word. _____
That young Chilean who kl.wd Peggy Hopkins
Joyce “ long good-night" snd then committed *ul-
cide was dirferent, fortunately, from most of Peggy’s
gentleman friend*. If al the others who had ktesed
Pege “a long good-night" had bumped themsetves
off. there wouldn't be nearly so many millionaires
in tbs world today. _
Anyway, with all the publicity he has obtalned
by the bathing suit weding and his kidnapping,
that Lawton pastor shouldn’t have any trouble
making a living billysundaying in the centers that
love sensation.
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MA FLIES Endanger
G Your Life
V Every time a fly lights on you, or crawie
Z mcross the food you eat, your life ia i
• danger, pie ar* Aluny and dapeerome p-ta Bed
Bra laasst Powdar ldnaniesand ibereby cuarde yout
bealth . I
When Jimmy first put glasces on
The kids all flocked around to see
And he just let em, every one.
Lok through sm Now they'll come to me
Cos l ve got something I can show
And talk about that's just as grand
As glasses are. I'd have 'em know
inside my mouth Ive got a band.
French officials, according to a headline, are
blamed for the falling birth rate in France. But
isn’t quite poasible that men and women who do
not hold office might have something to do with
this? Officials, y’know, can’t attend to everything.
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Observations
These are trying daya, but some people don't try
hs rd enough.
An teral stenographer is one who not only looks
good but makes good.
Ths dog* conan Doyie says ars in heaven are
probably Sky. terrier.
Birth control or not, a full house brat* a pair
Fine thing shout radio sermons 1* you can lleten
with your .hoe* off.
Th* Kentucky gentleman ha* to be a scholar to
be a good judge of liquor these day*
When a man reste on his laurels he find, hl*
laurel* droop
Looks ne if Germany has turned her swords into
Russia n plowsharea
in Faria, an actress is wearing a coupte of snakea
tor garters. Garter snakes?
With th* fur coats stowed sway th* moth* ar*
in soft.
FMim Hlantor
■asternal matei
Pucalional ass
nspicuous su
nke City meet
e committee r
RM. the metho
■eh resolution,
M brill tart re
oment made a
rpassed by an
be made * no
Ate official and
the national
LAWYER ARGUES ARM OUT
OF PLACE; CONVICTS MAN
OMAHA. Neb--Charies Kubat,
assistant county attorney, gesticu-
lted so vigorously in a prosecu-
tion in district court of Sebastlan
Garcic for a liquor law violation
that his right arm was dislocated.
Two attorney* pulle it back into
place Garcic was convicted.
Th* public in genera is proud to
observe that our neighbor. Jeffer-
son Potlocks, is devoting a ittle
more of his time to work Only
on last Monday morning he was
soon chopping a stick of stovewood,
and again on Thursday afternoon
he would have nailed a paling on
th* fence could he have found the
hatchet.
Only one-man top that doesn't need two men to
handle is an umbrella
IGNORANCE OF YOUTH
"You see this pullot. Rastus?"
•Yas. Mis’ Ma y
"Well. I want you to watch her.
Every time she lays an egg I want
It brought right in. I want to get
enough for a setting.**
"Yasm."2
•And Rastus. every time you
bring in one of her eggs you get a
big piece of that frosted chocolate
cake’’
“Yasm."
An hour later the little darky
brought in a sur-nough buff Or-
pington egg. and was rewarded with
a generous piece of cake. Two
hours later be brought another one
"No. Rastus. this isn't that ptl-
let’s egg '
“Yasm, Mis* May. eyeing the cake
I** he spoke.
"No. Rastus, hens don’t lay more
than once a day."
"No'm, but dishyer des a pullet—
her don’t know how hens does:**
be found in the most progressive of Amer-
ican states. There are modern farm houses,
large barns, sheds for the live stock, sheds
for farm implements and machinery. There
are orchards and gardens and everywhere
cities and towns where lovers of flowers
and three planters are in evidence. These
people of the west and the Panhandle and
the Plains are all champions of good roads,
the best of concrete highways. They build
bath rooms in their homes. They are sub-
scribers and readers of daily newspapers and
magazine*: they build concrete culverts in-
stead of wooden ones and bridge creeks and
rivers with steel spans; they are advocates
of education of the children of the masses
and strong for modern or model school
houses and churches and colleges and hos-
pitals; they patronize the rural free deliv-
ery and the telephone and their cities and
towns are sightly; they are for law enforce-
ment and for civil and relitious liberty;
they are for the rule of the majority while
' they respect the rights of the minority;
they are the men or the sons and daugh-
ters of the men who blazed the trails in
the long ago and ini a short life time con-
guered the rolling prairies and the bound-
fag plains and made it responsive to the
needs of man.
There is a territory to the west larger
in itself than New York or Pennsylvania or
Ohio which some day will support as large
a population as the empire state of the east
and it would take the pen of a Watterson
to picture its beauty and productivity, and
the mind of a seer to predict its possibili-
ties. This is the land of promise for
millions and this is the land that the gov-
ernor of Texas, son of one of its hardy
pioneers, who came to this country long
before the civil war of the states, viewed
with hungry eyes as he made his recent
J Aping trip from Wichita Falls to Childress,
covering many counties, and from Childress
to Canadian, in Hemphill county, and thence
on to Hereford, where his speaking itinerary
dosed. There is no place like Texas, “and
there is no land like our land.”
I’ve got a band ail looped around
My mouth to hold my teeth in place.
And when I talk a funny sound
Like hissing cornea out of my/face;
And there • a little screw “back here
Which he can turn to make it tight,
▲nd he says it will be a year «
Before my teeth are fixed all right.
mmecomucxacd
Month
Austin, aarrter....» T
MML te Twa*......70
Sa ia a a.....100
Malt forejen...... 125 , _
Sunday Edition Oniy-in Texet
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Tw-v monthe.......--e-u.....rara" 3°
Privat. Branch Telephon 3323 or 3621 -
Connecuing AU Department
Love 1* Uka All other troubte. The more
think about it the worve it gets.
"Good morning." raid the utue
"ren a* Ite uny throat atreamed
into the burouas messag- ot ata
bird -heart
-Good morning." rate th* sway-
in* trees ana the nodaing dowera
Good morniqg." echoeg ihe field*
of ar*** and th* rocke that ao
| moldiy fOM trom thia veivet green.
Good morning.” raid ika golden
etreaka ot nunnght aa chey piercea
the distnt billa and srept into th*
room where I had 3uai ariaen.
"Good morning. ' rate the penal ng
man Good morning. gmed th*
boy on hl* way to achool with hia
geek of book. "Good morning.”
cheered the man of busineaa aa ha
entered hia office for th* work of.
th* day
"Good morning, ray the pictures I
in my room*, th* book* that 11*
about *e milently yet calling la ba
fondled and loved—and read
"Good morning," ray youth and
as*—a*y all the force* ot th*
world •« We,ripe from our retreah-
ing nieep to face the daily taska
again
Like the cool water of the epring
i do th* good morninge of th* world
take away the parched feeling that
ao often touches our souls
Qood-mornings ar* auch simple
Tickets Will Be On s4le Dally
May 15th to September 30th Inclusive
Limn to return October SIH stopovers allowed within limn
To an ettractve satoctton of resorts in Michigan, wicensin. Mln-
n*not* Indiana. Okie, Tenneesee, New York, Main*. New Jersey.
Pennaytv4ni4..Canada. Kentueks. Missourt, Colorado, th* Vireiniaa,
and Carolihas
TOURIST RATES WILL ALSO BE AUTHORIZED TO
CHICAGO—ST. LOUIS—KANSAS CITY
NORTH TEXAS-KANSAS CITY SERVICE
expresalona-yet they toundl
hope and keep u* looking up
er than down
Which reminas me that
simple are what confura id
much We are on the alert I
we face a difficult task or ]
we enter upon experiencea 3
are like some great deep it
I reed a line th» othee
which spoke of th* way heir
simple and plain that we low
rani “T
areymon
Aeetiot
aring Lel
teberta.
neceke
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nai Ce
UdaiylrL*
An eaal.ro a,
• In Calitornu
hich are aru
Shut your mouth and open your eyes, U you
would be healthy and wealthy and wine.
A dtscuuaion arose at the postot-
tie* thia morning aa to what year
it was in which Washington Hocks
married He was finally celled la
and questioned, and immediately
left for home to find out from bla
wife.
"Good morning-—Thank y
"Firaee—dimple expresatona
quirine no ettort-yet they
lives aa no aun could and pt
la the way of understandiqe
deepest myastertes of human bi
nesa
"Good morning I wish
great joy
A well-known skin speclalist
rays that pimples are "sig-
na flags of danger“ often in-
dicating errors in diaL
indeed pUnpIraare ao meguent-
1 mowocaied with faulty habita of
eaungandimproperdgeadon that
the ffet thin to de is to tee dhat
our food ia right
Freeh yaast is a wonderful cor-
reetive lend for Him ekdin djmor-
dera Fieischmann’ Yearn is rich
lo the elemens which improve
appett and digeadon and wMcb
keep the intesdines clean at pot-
sona
Phyedinsana boopl tale all over
the county ere recommenqing
Fleischenani‘» fresh yeest for pim-
plea and bolle it get right •< the
basic rauae of thee* complaint
Ear 2 13 cakes of Fieiach-
mann’s fresh yeaet daily before or
between meais to keep your skin
healthy. Besureita metechmann’
Yeast-the faeilir tin-foil pack-
age with the yellow label Piece
a standing order with your grocer
Education Is First.
66 AM for rood roads. I am for the care
I of the unfortunate, the insane, the
: feeble minded, the deaf and the blind. I am
fW law enforcement. I am for everything
| that makes for a greater and more pro-
Mgressive Texas; but of all these things edu-
nation is the greatest and the money which
fa spent on education is the best spent.”—
IExcerpt from an address made by Governor
Naff on the East Normal college campus
at Commerce. This is an immortal truth.
Money which is spent on education is the
Ebest spent. Knowledge broadens a man.
Knowledges makes him tolerant. Knowl-
ddge makes him charitable. Knowledge de-
Mvglops his vision. Knowledge sharpens all
fiss 1
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ve a ver:
story that
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of *
the movie
in the sta
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yed.
The following chileren who have
birthdays on this date will recelve
a greeting from The Austin Amer-
ican, and in cd -operation with th*
buiness firms concerned, a free
ticket to the Majestic. Queen, Han-
cock. Crescent or Grand Central
theater: a bag of candy from Vou-
douris Bro* and an ice cream soa
at either Graham’s, Woodie Gil-
bert’s, Joseph’s. Griffith’s or Green-
wood I drug storee.
Please notify The American of
change of adress if you move af-
ter you have signed your birthday
card When notifying, please give
month and day of birth, as the cardo 4
are filed in this way.
Children who ar* attending Aus-
tin schools in the first eight grades '
will confer a favor upon The Amor- I
ican if they do not find their names'
listed on their birthdays by calling
at Th* Austin American office for
L birthday card
May 8th.
New* Address. Age.
John Perales ......IM Congress......14
Babe Von Devanter W. i5th.. w- W
Charles Hescoek .1404 Lavaca..... 4
AllenGjlleyere..:...2004 Wicbita .....11
Liian Stroburg ...100 W. th..,--,.
Eido Nitchke W t IHhi U f |
Dorris Coes.....2310 Lafayette. .11 1
Duncan M. Bowep .2004 Whittier ....It
Eugene Iiemana ..1710 E 4th..... It
men and women were oducated men
men there would be fewer dema-
fewer charlatans, fewer idols with
it and thin minds, fewer cunning
crupulous birds at prey who gorge
I people and fasten like leeches upon
r amies- Educate all the children
a people. Give them trained hands
as educated brains. For twenty
I TwifftoteA of men accepted the dogma
i right to rule on the part of their
emverors and kings. This theory.
Iss BLANT
I PRAISE 1
EDUC
interest in th
ebb Blanton,
I puablie instr
w making foi
[the 11th Tex
own in
roughout the
U of Educatio
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gtm Lal comme
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HELD AT FORT WORTH
Ma; v*y Harrell of th* Harrell •
clothing star*. Walter WIlcox of
Wilcox's and Jud James of Steb-
bln* and James, toft Sunday night
for Fort Worth, where they will at-
tend ths annual joint convention of.
ths Texas Retail Clothiers and Fur-,
!nishers and Men’s Apparel club of,
| Texas to be held there through
Wednesday The convention pened!
Sunday with a showing of late
. styles in men's apparel.
I Th* convention sessions are be-
ing held in the Texas hotel at Fort
worth. Mr Harrell is a member of
: the board of directors of the Retail
Clothiers.
Hargp wrawyteteg rayrara* lido** a«i*y w,***!** **_”;
€ Moa Tsar.
$3.95 S 7.70
3.95 7.70
6.00 10.00
7.50 15.00
Our little friend Plethora says ah* never will
marry a man who has so little persistency that he
will propose only once and accept “no" as his
answer. And she probably won't unless she catches
him during leap year.
One thing about raido: Lots of fellows now will
hear sermons who never before have heard any.
The champion optomist is th* bird who refuses
to heed a fire alarm merely because he is in a fire-
proof building.
We see lots of last years straw hats which have
been made so one cant tell 'em from new ones by
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The Austin American (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 8, No. 334, Ed. 1 Tuesday, May 9, 1922, newspaper, May 9, 1922; Austin, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1465530/m1/4/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; .