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IF THE AMBASSADORS meeting in Lima want a demonstra-
tion of how not to conduct foreign aid programs they might be
taken on a demonstration tour. For if the Alliance for Progress
is to be a success there will have to be good U.S. administration.
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We are persuaded, somewhat reluctantly, that peo-
ple who feel the need to build fall-out shelters should
go ahead and build them. It is, at least, something [
to do and something-to-do becomes important in ai
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YOU'RE TELLING ME!
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‘‘Varrus—Virus, Aint Mary had
the varrus and lak to passed on.»
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was too walled for mah boy.
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hills.” • *
“Wove—He wove at a girl and .
Jack to got in trouble.”' ,
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By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK (AP)—“After Billy
Bob dumb the nar lath of the far
tar, he was too tard to fix his flat
tar.”
Do you find it hard to under-
stand that sentence? If you do,
you probably haven’t been to the
Ozark Mountains recently, and,
it’s time you went there and re.
freshed your knowledge of the.
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The law requires public transportation for all stud-
ents to and from any school within 10 miles of their
homes. Only the attorney’s two daughters selected the
Albany Academy for Girls (from their particular nei-
ghborhood! and since other transportation is unsuitable
or unavailable, papa bid for the job, offering the ser-
vices of himself and the family bus.
This is a good example of what happens when the
State attempts to be overly benevolent. It turns out
being nothing but ridiculous.
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the excitement over Berlin, Laos and the United Nations crises.
But the alliance is an important thing in Western Hemisphere
'affairs, and it deserves full attention.
President Felipe Herrera of Inter-American Bank, Secretary-
General Jose A. Mora of Organization of American States, and
Executive Secretary Raul Prebitsch of the U.N. Economic Com-
(mission for Latin America are scheduled to meet early in
November.
They’ll name the nine-man panel of experts which will
review and approve all alliance development plans.
There will be a Latin-American tax reform conference open-
ing in Buenos Aires Oct. 11.
Fowler Hamilton has just been sworn in as head of the U.S.
foreign aid program which is being reorganized and rechrist-
ened Agency for International Development—AID. How much
of the Alliance is to be his responsibility has not been deter-
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Utopia is not, of course, upon us yet. But upon the
rose-tinted horizon it appears to shimmer in the not-
too-distant haze. Item: The State of New York, through
a school district at Albany, will pay a lawyer $1,300
a year to drive his two daughters to a private school
in the family Cadillac. Utopia will have arrived when
Nev; York State provides a chauffeur or a tutor for
such clients.
AFTER SIX MONTHS of Kennedy administration fumbling
in filling the job, Robert F. Woodward has taken over as assist-,
ant secretary of state for Latin-American affairs. He has been’
keeping his neck in and his mouth shut till he gets his bearings.;
This month he is attending meetings of U.S. ambassadors to
Latin America in Lima, Peru and San Jose, Costa Rica. At these
sessions some of the policies and procedures for the conduct of.
alliance business will be worked out.
There is still a lot of cleanup work to do.
Rep. Porter Hardy Jr., D-Va., chairman of a House subcom-'
mittee on government operations, has issued a scathing report
of waste and inefficiency in a $13 million aid program for Peru.
He claims nobody in high office is trying to straighten out the
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age of why-bother. We wouldn’t rate a shelter ahead
A shelter has possibilities. You can show it to your
friends as a talk-piece and even brag, a little modestly,
that you feel it’s an obligation. In Asheville, in season,
it can sleep unexpected guests. Anywhere, under any
conditions, it reflects a certain awareness and a cer-
tain responsibility.
We don’t mean to be flippant about a deadly-serious
prospect. But the reason we aren’t entirely sold 0.1
the shelter plan is that we doubt the practicality of
the household units. Even if we assume that the homo-
type shelter would withstand the shock of a nearby
nuclear impact (and that, in itself, is a vast assump-
tion), the problem is still evident:
Where, for example, are members of your family
at 2 o’clock on a Thursday afternoon? How long would
it take them to reach the shelter if word came that
a missile is on its way?
A University of North Carolina professor, Emil T.
Chanlett, goes much further: The family shelter, he
says, is “a delusion and a snare.” Prime advocates
of the plan, he charges, are “commercial organiza-
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air, sufficiency of a proper water supply, and the dis-
posal of human wastes.
If shelter protection must be offered, Chanlett be-
lieves it would be better to do it “on a community
basis, providing technologically adequate facilities and
the discipline required.” That is merely one man’s
opinion and, though we share it substantially, we re-
turn to the point of beginning:
If you want a shelter for whatever protection it af-
fords — or even as a status symbol — and can afford
it build one, there’s no compelling reason why you
shouldn’t invest. If you wait for settlement of the ar-
guments pro and con, it may be much too late.
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WASHINGTON — (NEA) — The nest few weeks should see
। President Kennedy’s Alliance for Progress with Latin America
begin to take more definite form.
It is still a pretty fuzzy thing. It has been lost sight of in;
lieved by astronomers to consist !
of frozen ammonia. This should
make Jupe just about the solar
system’s biggest ice cube.
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Dumkopf's biggest beef is that
he’s too old to go skiing but still
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Men have ridden horses for
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bet on them just about as long?
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the Southern Highlands and un-
erstand what is said to them.
Dale Freeman of the Springfield
(Mo.) News and Leader, has com-
piled a guide he calls “How to-
talk pure Ozark in one easy les-
son.”
As Dale is more interested in
spreading Ozark learning than
making a fast buck, here is a
quick digest of regional mountain
folk talk for those too cheap to,
buy his dollar book: , .
“Absence—A franch Nrank, al-
coholic.” \ »
“Adam—That adam bomb is go-
ing tc blow us all to hail.” '• •
“Backer—What the oldtirers (
take a chaw od.” *
“Chew—Chew to go to the foot
washin’ at the braintch Sattidy?”
“Dork—What it gits when the
sun goes down.”
“Errol—Brother Rodgers has a
TV errol cn top of his house.”
“Flar—A rose is about the pur-
tiest flar they is. What, kind of
flar do you put in your1 biscuits?
Her boy was a flar in the Ait
Force.”' .
“Grain—A color, she was graig
with envy.”
“Hep—He can’t hep it, he was
borned attaway.” y
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ute there, stranger."
“Kin-see—daybreak.”
“Lore—His wife sayze if he
don’t mow the front lone she’ll
whup him over the head with a
wet rope.”
“Mortar—He did it all right, but
they made a mortar out of him. ’
“Nome—No ma’am.” ,
“Ormy—Junie is a soldier-boy
in the ormy.” •
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was caught in midair over the
Pacific by the crew of a C-130
cargo plane. And we thought
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World Series!
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fed to hogs—agricultural item.
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Q—What revolutionary
theory has been advanced rela-
tive to the age of man? "
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earth 1,750,000 years ago__
more than one million years
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OCTOBER 25, 1941
Honoring hei daughter, Peggy, on her ninth birthday, Mrs.
W. G. James entertained Friday afternoon with a party at their
hrme 30’ North Caddo street. Attending were Billie Jack Bigham,
Lynell Anderson, Venetta Jackson, Betty Lu Crouch, Shirley and
Patsy Jiles, Shari Lynn and Glenda Joy Hall, Imogene Looper,
Martha Neil Whitworth, LuLane Beaver, Robbie Dennis, Ruth Jack-
son, Frances Bowers and Melba James...Now at home at 604
Prairie Avenue are Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Powell, Jr., whose marriage
was an event of Oct. 19 The bride was the former Miss Virginia
Bramblett, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Bramblett...Mrs. Mills
Pennis was et Jed district represeniative of the l'exas Branch of
the International Order of King’s Daughters at the final meeting
in the three-day convention held at Fort Worth...Mr. and Mrs.
Sam Bovd of Weston, W. Va. announce the birth of a daughter,
Darby Ann Boyd, Oct. 24...Mrs. J. B. Yates and Mrs. C. D. Kirk-
ham were hostesses Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Pat
Nichols, in Keene, when thev entertained with a luncheon in honor
1 oi Mrs. Nichols’ birthday...Mr. and Mrs. W. E. George have re-
i turned from their vacation in Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Loui-
, sana and Longview...Jim Sonntag turned in the running thrill of
i the night as he intercepted a Mexia pass on his own goal line
i and raced 100 yards for the Jackets’ fourth touchdown in a 26 to
1 0 rout of the Black Cats.
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