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neither wife nor dinner waiting for him.
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all right."—Pearson's,
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By &ODNEY DUTUHNN
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loover has had fairly
smooth sailing to fat, but
the new tariff bill may
kick up a lot of disturb-
ances^
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quotas ot various countri** would
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7 be washed?
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more j see of lift., the more i
am constrained to belteve as did
Iron Quill; Now and then as I
toddle my way along the wind-
ing wall of my prosaic existence,
I I come face-to face with condi-
| ttons, over wnichrsem to have
but little control. There is no
w ay . to go 'round them or over
them. I come, as it were to the
ent ot myown ztrengm. TraT-
nermtlWendrrixtindtrythe | the act will do. an
aloud In a strident voice. ’ E00d, is something to worry
And. th. n comes that great w a’ the other
aomethlns FAITH l.lftlvs hand, hardly anyone ever sup-
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lon of water has been added
Q. Is there such a word as
"antidlsestabllflimentarlanlum ?”
A. Ye* It ts A kood English word
ahd menns "‘opposition tn th» theory
bt th* disestablishment nt th* church.'
termined hy th* census • f
de r thls proclamation, the
Paal 4He
Businese Manager
U^A wa.Km. c5D
Mwnbsr of Unites |S»M. Scripps-Howard Alllascgf K.wi
N*wpap*r information Hvrvic*. *nd Audit Bureau
KGARL J GAINES
HUSNAND’S MADDEST
Next to brushing his teeth
with the shaving cream, noth-
ing makes a man madder than
to have-his wife feed him lux
Instead of cornflakes, by mis-
take.—Western Features,
much about their profits
! bigger, or
ruE heart is deceitful above all things, and
I desperatel wicked; who can know it?
Jeremiah 17.9.
Q. Where is Bohemia?
A Er hemin v in formerly n na .
gf th* Austrlan Empire, but lnee 1914
if hAs .been A constituent part of the
army there is,
Q. How old is Clara Bow?
How tall is she, and what is
the color of her hair and eyes '
BOBBIE’S PRESENTS
"Did daddy bring anything
for brother Bob?" asked her
uncle.
"Yeth thir." replied the little
miss, "he hwot Wbert two cuss
buttons an' a pin to’stick in
his neck."— Youngstown Tele-
gram.
country 1
very new
Marr’i ' l
Hoover
Q. What is the name of Ra-
mon Novarro’s latest picture? -
A. "Th* Pagan." •
unjustly, that we
Famine and gluttony alike drive nature
away from the heart of man.-—Theodore Parker.
ECONOMY DAYS
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pipes, and truth blurting
The prefessor
Q. Who publishes the Auto-
mobile Blue Book ?
A. Th- Chicago Auto Trad* Asao-
cfation, 2508 8 Michigan Bqulevard,
Chicago.
own weight.
fleas were"e
method in his madness of Hell'n
guage, upper-slung collars and
to Senators, Pre-
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R. 1. GRANTED CHARTER
rwo HUNDRED AND SIXTY years ago to-
1 day, on July 8, 1663, Rhode Island was
granted a Crown Charter by King Charles II.
The charter was so broad and liberal that
it virtually made Rhode Island a "little re-
publie."
Its grants were marked by a liberality never
before exampled and It added the extraordinary
provision Inat "no person within said colony at
any time should be anywise molested, punished,
dlaqnleled nr called ip — For any differ-
ences of opinion in matters of religion, which
did not actually disturb the civil peace of the
colony."
Granting of this amazing charter climaxed
the fight of Roger Williams, founder of the
colony, for absolute religious tolerance among
his followers
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Mge 2-ge-em -
separated, they must not only
live together, but die together.
If one wishes to go to a cer-
tain place, what can the other
do but accompany him and if
one Were to commit murder,
what chance would the other
have of escaping conviction as
at least an accessory?
The original Siamese twins
were married, but not alto-
gether happily in one case.
Together they lived for 65
Rpublio It II
on fh* north Tn
HENRY FORD Is for one big
national power company.
dance, draw tiny chariots, and
some of them are trained to
throw objects many times their
wtleha 100
hair and
a revision
has been
w tether
prosperit y
ALIVE. ALL RIGHT!
"Nurse, -you held a mirror
over her face to find out if she
was breathing?"
"Yes, and she reached for her
powder puff, doctor." — Leslie
F. Carpenter.
to each other, ‘Buddy, well take tfini hpmeU .
"IE you don't know the Ohio River and if
t 1800 Un
has found , anything
to worry about since
got his farm BmI
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the Harding
theless, it was shown that the
old Progressive-- Bemer r n tte
combination which sb of
ten sickened Repybiiins had
not been killed Ry evets of
the campaign and final pass
age of the farm bill doubtless
found the President with mixed
emotions?
er President
Q What is the name of the
present Poper
upward and t « re
plenty of argument
America's Industrial
A Wash m
soap suds, to
.Q Why can a fly walk up
smooth perpendicular surfaces
and across the ceiling without
falling,roff ?
A Bet ause thelr feet are
with soft pads upon which there la a
slight adheslve moisture.
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4 miers and all and sundry. -
We incline to the former diagnosis. No
man achieves deliberately such' genius for be-
ing different; it must be native.
When it goes, over, it goes over big; but
when it "flops," it—well, fortunately, the Brit- ,
ish seem to like it.
International issues have been determined
before this on less than the length of a gen-
tleman's trousers or the lace on a lady's ker-
chief. But in this particular instance we are
inclined to believe that the cut of the Dawes
disarmament plan Is more important.
So we forgive him the modesty which can-
not expose the calves, even in the service of
his country or of his neighbors' "King. ,
up and dwn in th* water, but do not
rub Hinn lighti and stretch to th*
dstred shape, And dry
h, JACK MAXWELL
"TN the suds and In the soap,
- sang a woman full of hope;
'With my Savior for a friend,
He will keep me to the end.’
It's a song I never sing, for I
scarce believe a thing, of the
stories I am told of the miracles
of old . . . but I know that her
belief is an anodyne for grief,
and her FAITH will kee p her to
the end," so wrote Iron Quill In
hts famous poetlcg) effusion
The longer I live and the
A queer hobby is that of
Prof. J. C. Ruhl, of New York,
a hobby also that runs In the
and too little about their ser-
vice. Maybe we do and by the .
same token, maybe Mr. Ford
thinks too much about the
economic side of the question
and too little about the politi-
cal.
What we do with regard to
monopoly, or competition, is
not all a matter of money, or
creature comfort.
That institution Which makes
us dependent on it. also makes
i us slaves to it. Before we go
.too far, we ought to know
what kind of men are going to
run It' and how they are going
to be selected.
There is danger in trying
to make the world happy on
too large- a scale.
However perfect machinery,
maybe, men are still human,7
still subject to the temptations
of wealth and authority, still
liable to abuse their privileges.
-Mechanical efficiency may
indicate single control, but po
litical security does not.
We cannot afford to becom
so Infatuated with the conven
fences of. modern life as to lt
It run away with rights.
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Q What ,la the color of or
chlds?
A. Th prevatltme enlor, art ron
mar, yelte . -hlfr green
posed that the Prestdent wouid
have ditficulty In elther House
such as developed with the
Senate's temporary revolt
against passing the bill with-
out the debenture scheme -in
it.
• • •
NEARLY 990 farm boys and
IN girls of the 4-H Clubs in
New York, planted 899,000
trees In that state, this spring.
To Show the growth of interest
the clubs planted SO non only
two years ago: After they have
planted their trees, members of '
4-H forestry clubs do not for-
get them, bt Inspect and keep |
a monthly record of them. In
the fall, those who have taken
good care of their trees meet
for forestry field day festivals.
Dr. Alexis Carrell; "Physi-
clans .as well as industrialists
and bankers often do not real-
ize that men are not mere ma-
chides, while the clergy may
forget that they possess bodies.”
smokestacks and there's a;lot of bridges to get
under—and how was fhey to skate along thru
the ice with the water high —and all that—and
get to Newport? It would be bad enough just
to have to break thru the ice alone.
"Well, they put a- flag at half mast and
off they went. ' -
"Almost right off the bat they met with
trouble. In some of thvtowns, the tee came
almost up to the shops and houses. And when
the Tom Green started breaking thru, the ice
blocks crashed right into the windows and all
but wrecked some of the buildings. But the
boys went on. Then they would come to a
bridge and they'd have to all but chop down
the masts and lower the smoke tacke. They
was determined to keep the flag at half mast
no matter what happened, so up would go the
mast agaih and up would go the flag and
they'd straighten things up and off they'd go.
"The while It got colder and colder and a
blizzard wind was coming down the river. And
the old boat was beginning to feel the shock.
You know we operate With a stern wheel pad-
dle, and the paddles would get busted by the
ice when they came around, or they would stick
and someone wuld have to go out with a
plank and some nails and put them together.
"It was six days, if you'll believe it, get-
ting to Newport — and the old packet was pretty
much banged up. They had to do a lot of re-
pairing ot her. And they do tell me that dur-
ing that whole time the boys said hardly a
word to each other, just kept repairing the
mast and the breaks and looking after the
stacks and the steering until they was home
when they looked 4t one another and smiled
sort of—’well, we did it,’ they said. An
when we first heard it, none of us would
•■believe it."
Q What are the meaning of
the names Kuno and Kuna?
A They a ' e German first* names,
meaning bold “
• • •
Q Who wrote the book call
ed "We Fight for-Oil."
A Ludwell Denny.
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MUMAMI VIEWIINI---------
Should Wives Be Spanked?
It does
T. R. STRAUSS, international-
• ly known engineer: "Los
Angeles and San Franciaco will
lead the industrial cities within
10 years. There are more ma-
jor engineering projects golng
forward now in California than
TAMES KELLY, president of
• the European Christian En-.
deavorl Union, says that the
"pact of Paris" and other
agreements to promote world
peace are mere ops for the
gullible.
"As far as appearance goes,”
he says, “the cause of peace
appears to have progressed,
but war has been renounced
only on a scrap of paper.”
Most things of moral, social,
political consequence are .done
on a scrap of paper In the,be-
ginning at least, and the late
war was really to determine
whether scrape of paper were ■
to be respected.
Just where would we be If
it were not for the scraps of
papr 'and the good faith
which stands back of hem?
Scraps -of paper have not
-only created our etucattonal,
but religious system. Scraps of
paper, whether in the form of
private contracts pr government
"pledges, form the basis of com-
merce. trade. Industry end ex- ’
change. Scraps of paper are
about all that separates this
age froth the jungle, when you
cme to think at it
The Fort Worth Press ‘
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Iwnea and HBIishee vquy (excopt Bunda» be The Vort Woru Meue nubitehine Oe.
rth and Jones str-la. Fort Worm. Toxe• irrtoe by mail. in Tejae: Mis month;
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Ny MRS. wALTEK rEnGUseN
CHEER up, men! In the staid old city of
- Baltimore a husband has been freed by the
judge after he was arrested and confessed to
giving his wife a good old-fashioned spanking.
He wa moved to this act by the fact that
Tracy
SAYS
There is danger in try-
ing to make the world
happy on too large a
scale.
Less Than the Cost of Home Washing
Natatorium Laundry
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whether President Hoover is
making a large success of his
attempts toabous Congress or
whether Congress has been
ruumng over the president.
Nearly everyore who has writ-
ten about this seems to have
tried to prove one thing or an-
other. 1
The fmportant point is that
if Hoover does as well in his
relations with the legislative
branch in the futur as ha has
done to date, he I will have
little reason to compiatn. Un-
fortunately, there is reason to
fesr that his troubles have
merely begun. The reason con-
cerns the tsrlff.
Already the tariff problem
has the President In something
of s hole. It may not prove
to be so much of a hole, or
the President may jump out of
it into what he eonsiders a
more favorable one, but the
Democrats are hoping to con-
vert it into a tucking quick-
sand.
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business of wearing trousers at the Court of
' St. James ts calculated to’shock the patricians
and climbers —when knee breeches are pre-
scribed. 7
There are two theories about Dawes wher-
ever he goes. For wherever he goes he is
talked about. On theory is that he is made
that way. The other theory is that there is
show up the weak points in the organization, |
to show the new directors of the Indian service I
where the housecleaning is needed most.
The new Secretary of the Interior, the new
Indian Commissioner and his ’ assistant will'
learn things to their advantage if they follow
the information developed.
The Indian must be given back his rights.
Government supervision must no longer be
conducted In such a manner that the Indtan
can be exploited and his property stolen.
HERBENT D SCHULE.
Mana sins editor
O S sorom, 1
Advertisiu Manage
’apapor entarerlaa Aaoociatlon
of Circulation
TWO Filipino lads of 21. join-
— ed together at the base of
their spines and, therefore,
caller! Siamese twins, tho they
never saw Siam, want to get
married, especially since they
have discovered • t.wo sisters
willing to take the chance. The
license clerk at Manila objects
on the ground that they, are
ope person and cannot have
two wives. But the court says
that It is not so. Holding that
they are two persona, tho sci-
ence. dare not cut them apart.
The question is not so one-
sided as it might seem at
first glance. _ _
Tf these I wins cannot be
JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER has.
• accomplished three remark-"
able things- made a billion,
lived to be 90 and raised a
son fit to carry on his work—
but the last is by far the most-
remarkable. .
• Most sons are either too
much like their fathers, or too
much but of sympathy with
their fathers’ work
When a man has made a
great fortune, he does not
pound and
brown exes
years, but when one of them
died, the only only survived
six hours, tho In an apparently
healthy condition. They spent
the latter part of their lives
in one of the Carolinas where
they ran a farm, after being
baptized under the name of
Bunker.
Long Pants Diplomacy
__________WHATEVER. Ambassador Daweslaeks in con-
ventton’ he makes up on courage. This
8ams
SFca
you don’t know the packets, you don’t know
what that meant. We carry mighty high
Ny annEKT sw AN
CINCINNATI, O.—It‘s almost a legend on the
river—the tale of how his boys took home
the body -of old Captain .Green.
- Like all folk lore, I assume that it has been
I changed many times in the telling and)has Lbeen .
common. If wives did not obey and obey 1y-
stantly, they were knocked about by husbandly
tsts until they decided it waa best to do so.
Men quoted the old verse to one anothen
—and taught it to thetr son a:----------------—
"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree.
The more you beat ’em, the better they be.”
, And In order to keep thy women always up
to par,-so far as humiltty-and goodness were
concerned, men often prided themselves upon
their fine ability to disaipline their wives.
Black eyes were not unumnal things In those
days, altho they did not get into the news-
papers. Many a wife went* about half the time
wearing such facial decoration which the mas-
terly hand of a fond husband had bestowed
on her. One of the "God-given authorities”
we hear so much about was the right to black
your wife’s eye whenever the impulse hit you.
Some of our great psychologists and
philosophers now assert that this is what’s the
matter with modern woman; she Isn’t knocked
about enough for her own good. She has
grown soft and therefore arrogant and uppish.
They say that women were much happier when
, the wife trembled at the sound of a heavy
male footstep at eventide, and that we are all
at heart slaves and’love the hands that lash us.
All at which may be sound psychology and
philosophy, but it Is not commonsense. And I
advise the men to go warily about taking it up.
Remember that "one swallow does not make a
summer," and that “all is not gold that gllt-
tars,” and that "Hell hath no fury like a
woman spanked.” Do not encourage your-
selves too much "by this news note. All judges
may not be so lenient, and what’s more, all
wives may not be as easy as this Baltimore
spouse. Give three rousing cheers for her
husband if you will, but restrain yourselves
from emulating his example. I beseech you.
Good Sirs.
T HA VtN I' ’ done justice to the tale—J've
I merely passed It on. It’s one of- those
stories you’ve got to let your imagination run.,
a bit loose on — and even they you might not
get the picture of the two youths crashing
dewn thru the ice in mid-winter galea aqd the
staunch little old packet taking bom* It*
■kippar.
"MRS. WIGGS," 8 A 1 d Mr.
IVIHuggins. *I asked your
daughter to marry me and she
referred me to you.”
"I’m sure that's very kind of
Sadie, she always was a dutiful
girl.* Really. Mr. Huggins. T
had not thought of marrying
again at m-rge, but if you |n-
slst. suppose we make the
wedding day next, Thursday."—
Detroit News.
[ it. but one who will know how-
to handle it intelligently, who
will husband it on the one
hand, and put it to good use
on the other. . *
John D Rockefeller has been
peculiarly fortunate in this
I respect. Sb, too, has America.
Rhe WaN horn (Au*
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Reorganizing the Government
PRESIDENT HOOVER, we are told. is giving
I much study to the proposed reorganization
of the executive departments and will recom-
mend changes to Congress. It was to be ex-
pected that a President with a genius for or-
ganization and a passion for efficiency would
undertake the task.
While the desirability of the reorganization
Is conceded, its accomplisfment will be diffi-
cult. Predecessors of Mr. Hoover realized the
need perhaps as well as he, but were unable
to make their recommendations effective. Once
a bureau is created, the pressure for its con-
tinuance is enormous. The bureau can offer
strong arguments to justify Its existence. Its
friends use their Influence with Congress. Per:
sons who have jobs quite naturally are un-
willing to give them up, and hang on with all
their strength. Patronage is an important,
factor.
Reorganization would save money and pro-
mote efficiency. The saving would be worth-
while. but not large in relation to the total
budget, since fixed expenditures like those for
the Veterans' Bureau, the army and navy, and
reduction of the public debt constitute the
great bulk of the federal outlay..
The chfef gain would be In better and more
business-like functioning of the vast machinery
of federal government. There are many re-
search and scientific agencies which might well
be united. Dozens of separate bureaus are in-
terested In public construction. The Veterans'
Bureau and the Pension Office have no connec-
tion. but are engaged in similar activities.
There are numerous Independent agencies and
commission which it has been recommended be
brought under control of departments. Many
similar instances of duplication and overlapping
could be cited..elimination of which would aid
efficiency.
The reorganization at best will not be
sudden or revolutionary, nor as complete as
might be theoretically desirable. However, If
Congress will'go along with the President, he
can accomplish much.
. THE loss of Senator Borah
— Hoover leader a po-
sition, he accepted during tho
campaign was generally dis-
counted In advance. Few ex-
pected that Borah wpuld stay
put there very long And Hoo-
' *’ ize my inability to make ■ the
■ grade T Took about me for
cornet difficult to help, and find it not I reel my
HEMPHn.Lat a aaAa
PETER SMITH 3"2343.
28 DeU^ry Cars to Serve You
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Yvu van act an anawe to gn» unpwevutte a--tlen ni fnet nt nTrihs.
tion by wrllhm to Frederiek M. kerhy. Qurntion ICditor, (he Fort Wortla
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closing two cents in tamps for repiz- Medical and legul ndvice ennnot be
Kiven, nor Can extended zesenreh be made. All Mher qurstions will recelve
personal reply. Unslgned regueste cannot be enswerrd All letteru ar* conri.
, dential. You are cordnily invite lo mahe use of thip frat* nervice a* eften
2"9 you pien*e. — EDITOR.
Q What in the National Ori-
gins provisio in, the immgra-
--tien- law? v
A On Saturday, March 23, 1920 a
prociumation vf President Hoover was
issued, which placed in effect, on July
1, 1929, the national origins provisfe n
-etthetmmtgrattonTw, Whlenchangest
the QUO of immigrante to eertntn
proportions of persons in the Unite '
States of varloup nhtlonalltTes de
termined by th* 1920 cnsus, instead
nt ti e quotas now in existane e as de.
Plenty to Do
THE Senate Indian Investigation Committee
1 starts out this week on another tour of
inquiry, this time Into Wisconsin, Montana and
the Dakotas.
Jt is a reopening of ths Senate investigatton
which has been awaiting a recess of Congress
so Sepators could absent themselves from
Washington long enough to sift the vast ac-
cumulation of evidence of ts special investi-
gators
When the Investigation degan there was a
different administration in control of the In-
disn affairs Today—a—new—President, a—mew—
Seeretary of the Interior and a pew . Indlap
Commissioner with bls assistant arexon the job.
So far as Indian Bureau poliex.t concerned
there is strong evidence that the old ways will
no longer be tolerated and that improvements |
are being made.
. The fault (a still with the system and the
organization that has thrived under this sys-
tem. A change in policy and a change in ad-
ministratfons at the top does no good. If down
the line to the lowliest employe the old order
of things continues to exist. . - •
The duty of the Senate committee is to (
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FACE 4—THE FORT WORTH PRESS—JULY 8, 1929
mine eyes toward high Heaven.
I receive added strength . . .
the strength to carry on, not
blindly, but knowing that all
will be well, The simple belief
of one who has found the Great
Anodyne for grief, and a
FRIEND all the way.
rTHERE is no more effectlee
- way for a President to get
his feet wet than to alow a
tariff revision to enter his ad
ministration. The revision now
proposed by Republican lead-
ere +n- both houses 'of Con-
gress is the fourth in 20 years.
The only one among the other
rmupai'WW*'*TB"*
this one Is that of 1910,
which is ao often credited with
wrecking the Taft- admintstra
tion and putting the Democrats
back into power.
The I nderwood tariff revis-
ion in the first WHson admin-
istration waa a revision down-
ward; because of the World
War no one knows just how
it would have worked out.
Te Fordney-Met'umber let.
He- - mahes them----in-any ethet- vart- of the- world —
weu /TE • ,"«4lzBhuatkn
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of the last few years has been
because of or in splte of it.
Now comes an upward revis-
ion under what may be de-
ominated an normal conditfons
and almost anything can hap
•pen.
lieutenants, .Never
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RAR HARBOR, Maine. —
• Drunk or sober, Wilmer
Stultz was 4 great pilot? Why
not let it go at that? Why
spoil years of good service by,
casting doubt on 'the last few
moments of u man’s life?
Hasn't science enough prob-
lems to solve without pawing
over corpses to see if they
smell of. liquor? Besides the
precedent is dangerous, for if
we can. tell whether a dead
man took too much by dissect-
ing and analyzing his organs,
who knows but some ardent
dry will recommend such tests
for the living?
"IPHE packet Tom Green was lavin’ fn at Cin-
* cinnati," began the mate, who is an old
riverman "And the old skipper—Morgan
Green was his name—had been ailing. The
old-fellw-dfed, but before, he went lie turned
to his two boys and he said, I want to be
buried at home—you’ll take me horns, won't .
you?”
"And Tom, for whom the host is named,
nodded.
, "Well, sir, it was the kind of winter that
you read about. Not a tug nor a packet was
moving along the whole length of that there
stream. It was frozen over stiff and the water -
was high. And the home of the skipper was
way up the river to Newport, more n half way
to Pittsburgh. '
"So the boys go down and look at the river
and It’s block full of ice. They shake their
heads and look at one another—and they say
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