The Abilene Reporter-News (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 79, No. 38, Ed. 1 Friday, July 24, 1959 Page: 26 of 32
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THERE OUGHTTA II A LAW
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THE ABILENE REPORTER-NEWS
Abilene, Texas, Friday Morning, July 24, 1959
LI’L ABNER
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FEIVUTIR
CARBUNCLE WIRES LIKE A PAcy MULE GROOMING
HIS CAR UNTIL HE’S GOT IT LOOKING LIKE A
SHOWPIECE
THEN THE DISTAFF SIDE OF THE FAME TALES
OVER: OKE GARBAGE TRUCK COMING UP?
in Kos Tiki
! ARE You FINISHED ,
CLEAN NG THE CART
GOOD’I NEED IT FOR
I SHOPPING
lauto
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724
FANFARE
HE STUCK HIM
OUT ON A
ICREWBAL
KERRY DRAKE
NANCY
TM BACK, DEAR:
PARK THE CAR FOR
ME, WIL YOU! 7
THAT ODD ODOR,SIR,
IS A SPECIAL SOLVENT
THEY USED TO CLEAN
THE PAINTINGS- r
SLATS
PHOEBE! IS THAT
YOU OUT THERE f?
PHOEBE, *
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THERE - 5
, HOW CAN Y 0
HE TELL S
IF T5A )
SCREWPALLZ,
As "CMPMUNK" TAKES
AUMA FROM THE GIRDER
ABOVE, THE BALL OF
TWINE DROPS NEAR
KERRY!
HE WHIRLS AND FRES, IN ONE SWIFT
MOVE WENT.. AND THE CANE- PISTOL’S
LAST SLUG CATCHES HIS ASSAILANT
IN THE LEG!..
TOPPLED BY THE SHOCK,
"CHIPMUNK’ LOSES HIS
BALANCE.. AND PLUNGES
SCREAMING TOWARD HIS
poOM!p-------
OH, SONNY--
THAT’S A
BEAUTIFUL
BAT AND
——1 BALL
I’LL GIVE
YOU
$10
FOR
. THEM
PUSNANLLER
MORTY MEEKLI
LISTEN TO THAT
RACKET. HOWS A
GUY SUPPOSED TO
GET ANY SLEEP?
A BODY CAN TAKE
ONLY JUST S0 MUCH!
( TOMORROW MAY BE
SATURDAY FOR YOU
/ PEOPLE BUT I
, ( HAPPEN TO HAVE A
-BUSY DAY AHEAD
OF ME!
DICK •
CAVALLI
MUGGS
WHEW. WWAT
WHEW! WHATTHIS 5
A HOT DAY:A RELIEF:
Frozen Fooos
().
GRANDMA
MYRTLE
( Hey-B so-wr
ARE YOU UP TO
TH THERE P
AUGGS. WHAT ARE you ANDI
RET ON—
Froze
WAITING FOR
GRANDMA
GEE. GRANDMA.
YOU’RE A WHIZ
AT REMEMBERIN’
THANKS. BERTIE /
THAT’S QUITE A r
COMPLIMENT
TIM DGSN A TUNNEL *
ROM MY HOUSE OUT UNDER ME
WK foice SO I CAN SNEAK
OUT Of TE YARD—BUT
DONT BREATHE A WORD
* T/ ,
( SHE’S DOING HER
A SHOPPING IN THE
#. GROCERY DEPARTMENT
...so WE FIGURED TH5 ) ,
WAS AS GOOD A PLACE
T TO WAIT AS ANY.: ) 7
724
IT’S TRUE,GRANDMA.../
ANYONE WHO CAN RECALL
THINGS THAT HAPPENED
WAY BACK WHEN YOU r--/
WERE A GIRL.. ,—l
— NECK F
w NOT JUST
WALK RIGHT OUT
THE FRONT GATE
—WHY SNEAK
OUT ? y
I’D SAY HAS A WHALE OF
A MEMORY.,—\ /---
THAT’S CRAZY?
IT WOULD NOT ONLY MAKE
MV TUNNEL USELESS —
BUT ALL MY WORK ,
WOULD BE WASTED.
3-INTHE
METROPOLITAN
MUSEUM OF
ART-BEFORE
IT WAS ,
STOLEN, I (
THAT IS")
soB!? T
DONALD DUCK
DON’T I
WORRY, 1
OLD
CHAP! €
I’LL FIND
THAT
MUSEUM
FOR U -
WELL,
JOSHUA?
ANY BODY’S 4 AND THE
BALL GAMED SCOFTE
JANE ARDEN
WAS ONE OFWHAT3
= BUTCHER’S" THAT ATTACHED
PLANES! p TO THE •
PARACHUTE! L
BUZ SAWYER
AN SPITE OF A WILD
D RAIN SQUALL,
BOOM-BDOM COMES
IN FOR A PERFECT
LANDING,
-AND YOU WILL
ONCE MORE '
HAPPILY SWEEP
ITS CORRIDORS!!
I SWEAR, IT!!
4NiFF!O L BAT
SN’FE! LA
THE ODOR LE ADS.
TO THIS BUS STOP!!
HE’S LOCKED IN- TIGHTER’N A
DRUM. NEVER FEAR ABOUT HUA
GETTING OUT O’ THAT
ROOM AND SEEIN’
WHAT HE AIN’T
SUPPOSED T’
see.
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Cope. DPSPhy UnBed Peangg
72v
600D,
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WORK.
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TAKE A UT DON’T YOU
AT T HE OLD N DO ... 2
APPLE, LOUIE!S HIT THE
—S °---( (BALL, LOUIE!
CRACK! (
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THERE THAT
BREAKS THE
AND MRS SM MH’s WINDOW?
1 THAT WHAT You ME AN (
( BY A DOUBLE PLAY?,
IT’s A MAN!
..- BUT HOW
STRANGE!
: SIR, THE CAPTAIN The uoT DANG!
WANTS TO SEE YOU L.y MOS HAW.
ON THE BRIDGE / / I KNEW A REAL
S RIGHT AWAY. / / HOT LANDING LIKE
THAT., IN A RAIN
SQUALL, TOO. - WOULD
GET A RISE OUT OF
% THE SKIPPER.
ON DE CAPTAIN’S BRIDGET I
7 7 wu DONE, MY Bove 7
Y YOU REALLY SAVED |
THE DAY BY SHOOTING
T CAPTAN? DOWN THAT REGULUS, >
TO, THAT?
... GEE, SIR,
I THOUGHT Y
WERE GOING
TO TELL ME
. THAT...
OUR BOARDING HOUSE
HOUR FRNOLITY ILL BECOMES
YOUNE BEEN MOTIONLESS LONGERARDERG
THAN THE SPHINX / DOES THIS T NA BE VER ,
MEAN HOOPLE MANOR is SAFE % ABLE DRONES LHAR-
T RUMPH! BUT IF YOU /
MUST KNOW, I’M 2
e RUMINATING ON THE .
T.VARIOUS FIELDS OF ,
( ENDEAVOR OPEN 2
(O ME. I
7 WANT Ar
STEADY
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NOW FROM THE DO-IT-YOURSELF
SPREE OR AREYOU—r
PLANNING SOME- TULA Tie e
THING DRASTIC *--
LIKE SHAVING F =
YOUR MOOSE A
HEAD Z TT J J-C hs
OUT OUR WAY
THANKS,
CHARLIE-
I BEEN
TRYIN TO
QUIT, 1
UH-
HUH
S RAMC
HE IS
DEAD!
IT WAS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR
NORFOLK, IF YOU HAD MISSED...
I HATE TO
THINK WHAT COULD
HAVE HAPPENED
WE NAVY NEEDS
MORE MEN OF
YOUR CALIBER,
Dial OR 2-7841 for "Miss Classified"
to place your ad in
THE ABILENE REPORTER-NEWS
Crossword Puzzle
ASS
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- DES-SED
. THE DISH =
OL CHARLIE SIPD THATONCE
KEEPIN’ TRACK 1 BUT 1 ALSO KEPT
OF ALL TH’ CHEWS 1 TRACK OF HOW
OF T’BACCER THAT MUCHIBUMMED
ARE BUMMED OFF / TOO, AND IN TWO
HIM IN TH’COURSE . MONTHS I
OF A YEAR, TO SEE 1 DROPPED TH
HOW MUCH IT WILLSUBJECT-
AMOUNT To! , CHARLIE WOULD
THROW THAT
BOOK AWAY IN
A WEEK IF HE /
—DID THAT
ACROSS
1. Fixed point
of time
4. Thin flat
- cake
9. Feeling of
reverence
12. Soft food
13. Corn meal
mush
14. Fox
15. Young
demon
16. Publishing
again
18. Mercurous
chloride
20. Packing
case
21. Female
sheep
22. Ancient
Scottish
violin
23. Two-footed
25. Red deer
26. Carbonated
beverage
29. Sour
substance.
30. Drumbeat
31. Yell
32. Tint
33. Signal to
begin
34. Acquire
fresh
strength
35. Make
petition
36. Turkish
coin
37. Secret
agents
40. Contro-
versial
43. Grammati-
cal arrange-
ment
45. Jap.
statesman
46. Past
47. Chemical
compound
48. Recently
acquired
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49. Jap. coin
50. Measured
out
51. Type
squares
DOWN
1. Heroic
2. Incarnation
of Vishnu
3. A favorite
dessert:
2 words
4. Heated
4
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5. Monkshood
6. Thwart
7. High
railways:
colloq.
8. Save
9. Sister of
Julius Caese.
10. Custom
11. Brink
17. English
river
19. Was under
obligation
22. Lump or
mass
23. Spoiled
24. Slippery
25. Bitter herb
26. Possessing
royal
privileges
27. Nocturnal
bird
28. Thickness
30. Payable
31. Stripes
33. Habit
34. Reared
35. Ocean
36. Vanity
37. Water
resorts
38. Book leaf
39. Smooth
40. Departure
41. Article
42. Cattle
44. Hewing tod
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The Abilene Reporter-News (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 79, No. 38, Ed. 1 Friday, July 24, 1959, newspaper, July 24, 1959; Abilene, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1659602/m1/26/: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Abilene Public Library.