The Tulia Herald (Tulia, Tex), Vol. 26, No. 15, Ed. 2, Thursday, April 11, 1935 Page: 29

                                
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Honnet Staff
Editor Dill ncddoll
Assistant Editor Pauline Buch
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Sports Editor Durward KnowleB
Feature Editor Dorla Shearer
Socloty Editor Mario Cochran
Cluba Editor Daphne Owodb
Exchange Editor WlnBton
Smith
Typists Dorothy Leo Yearwood
tud Lesora Hutto
Reporters Flo Grlgg Ulane
Ceock Jack Rogers Mary Nolle
JwiningB Lula M Connor Jobnno
Ruth Martin and Dorothy Jo
Patching
Business Manager Eddie Caraway

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Facts About Diction
Not one person in 100000 pronounces
correctly these ten words
argue coupon diphtheria gondola I
inquiry khaki nougat orgy route
valet
There was a time when the Eng
lish language as we know it today
was neither spoken written norl
understood in England With no thought of making any
Up to the 11th Century in Eur > one feel dejected heartbroken
land the language of the court I morose or in any way change any
the nobility and the upper classes I ones opinion of anyone else I
was French For formal proclaim think 1 shall indulge in a bit of
tions legal documents and such the wellknown gossip Why Just
resort was had to Latin The great for lack of anything better to in
mass or the people spoke a var dulse in Mozello Fish Smith ran
iety of Saxon dialects so numerous jher shoes into spats before Iloscoo
and diverse as to be inconiprehenl Kjlcroase became aware of tlio
sible to anybody unless he lived fact that he was in demand Wcs
in the region where the particulai
dialect prevailed
To meet the necessity of making
everybody understand written
royal edicts and in the interest of
national cohesion there was evolved
slowly and consciously by the
efforts of the court a language
which was neither Latin Frencli
nor Saxon but which combined all
three which was not a dialect
and which everybody understood
It took a couple of centuries to
develop it hut it was this language
which ultimately came to be known
as the Kings English a pure English
as contrasted with the jargon
of the populace and from which
ripened the English as we know
it today
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History Of Freshman
Class
The freshman class started to
school in the fall of 1027 with
about fifty pupils The class was
> divided into two sections with
Rice is now wearing his heels
down in the neighborhood of Flo
Crigg having been shown the door
by one Glonna Fao Sadler Jerry
Greenslades heart turns handsprings
alongside that of Eddie
Caraway L O Spoor is not a believer
in the trade at home slogan
Stratford being the headquarters
for both he and Harold
Pudgy Ilutler Strange strange
but nevertheless very true Mary
Adeline Hancock is the leading
lady in the Junior play Here
Comes Charlie Now I wonder
who she is to leaif
lack Rogers big shot of the
Troubadours appears to be sneezing
when be starts to toot his
gobstick The Troubadours Dear
Reader is a musical unit specializing
in jazz rhythm for the benefit
of those who have the intestinal
fortitude to lend an ear Seriously
they are pretty good
This column is due to grace the
Miss Mary Cooper and Miss Jose aK0 R of the FRESHMAN EDITION
phine Davis as the home room s lll0 luthor deems it logical ap
teachers All learned enough to bci
promoted to the second grade
with MiRS Olive Fortenberry as
teacher Thoinasino Starnes joined
the class that year In the third
year tho class was in the old
building with Miss Tared as In
Ftmctor The fourth year with Mrs
R V Baker as teacher was very
prosperous The class won several
prires offered by the P T A Poll
hie Jean Payne joined the class
after the first semester
Miss Spies was fifth grade teacher
The sixth grade grew larger
and with Miss Barnett as teacher
was prepared for the seventh
grade The work of the seventli
grade was rather difficult but
Miss Hawkins gave her support
J and the seventh grade had more
on the honor roll than ever before
Practically all took some part in
the graduation exercises in the
spring
All Uie honor roll students the
valedictorian Geneva Lemmon and
salutatorian Delbert Devin gave
I talks This year the sponsor is
Miss lone Jones The class looks
forward to becoming sophomores
in the spring
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Miles Give mo three collective
nouns
Tommy S Fly paper waste bas
ket and vacuum cleaner
propriate customary and neces
sary to instruct the public as to
the functions of a freshman when
ho functions The class taken as
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10we d rt
CUSTOM HATCHING
As our room is taken up for Saturdays
we are forced to ask that you
bring your eggs for Custom Hatching
to us on Thursdays We have
chicks hatching twice each week
Let us supply your needs
LAR0E HATCHERY
TULIA TEXAS
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a whole is ciiitc alright but you
cannot get anyone to take em asa
whole and if you could they
wouldnt be quiet alright Individually
one can always tell a freshman
but you cant tell him much
The fish is capable willing and
very probably is doing much that
will be a creditable piece of work
for a freshman because any work
on the part of a slime must bo
creditable To work or not to
and tomorrow Do not work is
the answer the same fish are giving
today yesterday and tomor
orw SO WHAT
Heres a plan better than
HOUIE LONGS every man n
king proposition Mine is EVERYMAN
a FARMER Ysce the government
would build a bunch of
platforms like bunks on a battleship
only bigger and every man
would catch a farm and the U
S would be a nation of farmers
Wed farm wheat on all ground
floor farms cotton on the second
floor corn on the next and so on
up to the top where the rice fields
would be The water from the rice
fields would drip down and water
all the other crops
More meaningless nieanderiiigs
Bill Garrison is an ardent admirer
of the W T S T C coeds Wesley
Rico knows what it means to
run out of gas in the literal
sense of the overphrase Frances
Wllkins has two these are bona
fide male self styled campaign
managers Walter Dukes says
Mama I dont want anything to
cat Im in love And in the meantime
you guys and gals watch
Dan Cupid and try to choke down
a little something to eat and down
a round of Sassafras Tea to shake
the Spring rover
Nazareth Items
Last Week
Mr It ex AycocK was a N
visitor Thursday Mr
drives a new Ford VS
Mr F II Ilelman was
ing business in Dimmitt
THE TULIA HERALD
THE HORNET
Mrs Wilfred TloeltingI1011
last week with her folks jflart
Messers Math and MlkJer or
for short1 l0
left Monday a
El Reno Oklahoma I
Mr and Mrs Albeit < t0 are
tho proud parents of ufy ° y >
whom they call Floyd I
Messers Thelbort ao Albert
Nazareth
Newton were visiting
Sunday evening J
Ends Aching
Sore Rscles
For lonwr l tlnB qff r
B < IUrdt > Suow Lininunt p < > aciive
incrcilUnu to tive a morf < < > >
0nrd blood to
Ihut briiiRiiiR a urKo
U AimUy 00 c
cttcr condition <
wy the pnn from Hdr
Snow Linimmt 30c and VJV >
Heard Jones Dr8
NOTICE
Tulia Lodge No
O O
F meoUng every t evon
ing 7 30 oclock rVl0rs
urged to be preBOv PV
A Foy Cu b J u
The following is a theme written
by a freshuian girl at the beginning
of the school yenr
The freshmen year means in away
entering new activltlci and
making new contacts In grade
school classes 1 was thrown only
with the pupils of the feM > of
ever before I am eagerfor Tulia
to win in exteinporanoou speaking
and debating Since entring high
school it has seemed lore important
to me that Tilas graduates
make good recois in other
schools 1 find 1 am trilled with
pride at the preformnco of the
Tulia band in their w uniforms
and the taking of thcono hundred
dollars at the fair Mm proud of
the Hornet and < e comments
made on it by othorupers
1 will take part i and enjoy
more than ever bare the class
parties pep rallioseld in chapel
or down town bijschool parades
celebrating holiday school parties
class entertainiiicfl all during the
vear chapel prrnms of grade
school or high lf > and concerts
ball guiin sUh as basketball
football orennis school annual
exhibits ninny extracurricular
acthes
O i i iiin in i
RdBED
First Karoo Annnbollc
whores Uk
Second lnaroo My goodness
Ive had Pocket picked
Lite rvs fash Smith Kil
creaso atfr > s on U rocks Sec
alxive Jement
Controlled Enrgy
The rtmlcnt who has thai wlf controlled energy <
will succeed o end
always meet problem
ahlcs him to every
Sinclair gasoline alw has that pep and nap that cf Hand
when yon want sudden power in your motor
three service Mationh in this wet ion are er > °
With our
are alxn un
a service that h unexcelled anywhere and our pro
excelled in the gas and oil field
Sinclair Refining Co
J L Clower Local Agent
This Week
Mr Paul Kern bus purchased anew
Ford V8
Too Heldgerken is a patient at
the Dimmitt hospital Ho is somewhat
improved at this writing
Icorgo Scliulte is sick suffering
from a case of pneumonia
Misses Elizabeth and Thresa ar
lived Thursday from Amnrillo to
SEE JUDGE LYNCH
TONITE
Tt LI A OFFICIAL PtHLIC SCHOOL NEWSPAPER P UiK 00
Saactu anb lubs
HOME EC I AT A GLANCE
SPANISH CLUB TO MEET
MONDAY NIGHT
Tile Home Economics class of
ho blllnls1 < > w l
> te
ir with 2S members began tho
years Industry solving their cloth ° n Monday night to Pan
Amo > Ar >
ng problems They had a riP
roaring time most of which was eb he twenty one pan
A Hl ib cs united to fur
and
pent In ripping seams roar
V10 lnmst uf hL mi0s
1MB about it
the Union
An interesting program will be
Uoquiotn qino m i popiosoJil
The public is cordially invited to
attend the Spanish program
DRAMATIC CLUB IN
MEETING
A feature of the regular meet
ilg of 1L ornIntil CUU lu8t
which 1 was a member whle J wcck raIl
wus a iy Mrs Town
high school study halls and glasses I send Douglas Mary Rose Keim
work that is the question which ambitions and Ideals f < the
l
brokdi
tho four grades are
a short llk fo
OI1 K <
and recomblned according 0 ue j chnrlio Chaplin master of panto
courses rather than elasspatiou mirne
which brings me In conuct withj u
pupils of all four grades I Ucome
acquainted with innn > stidents
coming in from rural distrcts to
attend high school In Tuli
My ambitions and ideals or the
class have now becom the
Cracks From A
DumbBell
More Fever
To a tramp on the grass in the
You win the
prize
laces the fish today yesterday school My pep squad c1ltus laziest man In the world
have made ine eager forliiNn to
Traim Thanks pal roll mo
be hown as
win in athletics ovur iml u Jn ni jKk vU
Wie than
good sports
You Answer It
Sure nuf Editoi You aio always
wishing for what you havent
got
Lady Editor Well what else
can one sish for
Dont Get Fooled
Some folks uses big words de
hame as a tin key spreads bis tail
feathers said Uncle Eden Dey
makes an elegant impression but
they dont represent no real
meat
NOW WILL YOU BE GOOD
Roberta bored Well what
shall we do this evening
Robert Ixas think bard
Roberta No lets do something
yon can do too
o
One day a Scotchman went to
the livery stable to hire a horse
The keeper asked him How long
will you want it
The Scotchman lepliud I hi
longest one you im e there are
eight of us to ride him
1
A LA CAT
Among the instructions which
Mrs De Verne bad given to liei
new maid was to bring in a glass
of milk every evening at seven
oclock
The first cv < ning the girl
brought in the glass claipcd In
her hot bands
The mistress was flabbergasted
Jane she exploded dont you
ever do that again Always bring
it in on a tray
The following evening Jane appeared
at the door with a worried
look on her face and a tray full
of milk in her bands Excuse me
mm said doefully but do I
bring a spoon with this or do you
lap it up
Subway guards arent so haughty
nor so rough since two of them
were arraigne last month for assaulting
a passenger who they
said had put a phoney nickel in
the turnstile slot Other passengers
came to the lesrue A cop
restored peace
o
Theatre going New York has
taken kindly to Katherine Cor
nells Romeo and Juliet the engagement
having been extended
again and again Counting the performances
on be road last yeai
Miss Cornell lias played the Juliet
role more than a hundred times
see their brother
Mr and Mrs John Stark and
family of Jumbo spent Kuntli
visiting relatives here
Sister M Victoria is on i1
sick list this w ek
o
Stable tiint are coming a
an exchange Possibly but n
horse has already been atolci
E A NOLTE
INSURANCE
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES
BE MODERN
INSTALL AN
AUTOMATIC GAS WATER
HEATER
Sec your Gas Appliance Dealer
or your Gas Company
West Texas Has Co
Good Gas with Dependable Service
Tulia Swisher County Texas
Methodist Church
Where the old time Cospel is
meeting present day needs
Church School Oiin a m
Class for every age
Worship Services 11 a in nnd
710 p in
Leagues 045 p m
Church Nlto each Wcdncsdny nt
7SO p in
W M S Monday 100 p m
You are cordially Invited to worship
with us
Sam A Thomas Pastor
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First Baptist Church
Sunday School 1000 a m
Junior Service 1050 u m
Morning Worship 1100 a m
11 T V G 15 p m
Evening Worship 7110 p m
Sunbeams meet ut church Ftl
day ii0 p in
Choir Practice Thursday 710
p in
All who do not attend elsewhere
are cordially invited to worship
with us
A C Huff Paitor
Charter No C298
First Christian Church
I on a in Illble School
1100 a in Communion
1125 a m Preaching
Christian Endeavor C30 p m
Evening Worship 700 p in
Choir Practico S00 p in
Wednesday evening
A cordial welcome to all who
may wish to worship with us
Z 1 Dally Pastor
o
Presbyterian Church
Sunday School 9M5 a m
Morning Worship 1100 a m
Sonlor Endeavor G10 p m
Evening Worship 730 p m
Choir Practico Monday EvuulnR
730 p in
A cordial invitation Is extended
to all to worship with us
J Hoytt Roles Minister
o
CENTRAL CHUnCH OF CHRIS7
Hlblc Study each Lords day at
1000 a in
Preaching Services 1100 a m
Communion 11MB n m
Preaching Services 700 p m
Services Wednesdays 700 p m
Everyone Is cordially Invited to
Ionie and enjoy these aorvlooa
Tillman Prince Minister
REPORT OF CONDITION OF
Reserve District No H
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Tulia
In the State of Texas at the close of business on March I 1935
ASSETS
1 Ionus nnd discounts
3 United States Government obligations direct and
or fully guaranteed
I Other bonds stocks mid securities
0 Hanking hoimo J1350000 Fur and Fix J300000
7 Real estate owned other than banking houseS
Reserve with Federal Reserve bank
Cash in vault and balances with other banks
10 Outside checks and other cash items
11 Redemption fund with United States Treasurer and
due from United Slates Treasurer
1 I Other assets
TOTAL ASSETS
LIABILITIES
15 Demand deposits oxcopt U S Ooverninunt deposits
public funds and deposits of other banks
1C Timo deposits except postal savings public funds
and deposits of other banks
17 Public funds of Stales counties school districts or
other subdivision or municipalities
19 Deposits of other banks Including certified and
rasblers checks outstanding
Total of Items 1C to 19
a Secured by pledge of loans and or investments
iiono
b Not secured by pledge of loans and or Investments
3SliC3i7
c Total Deposits 38130327
20 Circulating notes outstanding
Class A piefeiicd stock 100 shares par K aO
per share retlrable at 11250 per sharo
Common stock 500 shares par 50 per shate 5000000
Surplus 1000000
TOTAL CAPITAL ACCOUNT
TOTAL LIABILITIES
MEMORANDUM Loans and Investments Pledged
to Secure Liabilities
33 United States Government obligations direct and or
fully guaranteed
30 Total Pledged excluding rediscounts
87 Pledged
I Total Pledged
18I2DC50
10I0230O
007500
IGCOOOO
900
G717312
8073997
101076
125000
135592
i ll3 3 J7
32912GIO
21lilCG3
2102707
J
100000
G000Q0O
10036327
2500000
2500000
2500000
State of Texan County of Swisher us
1 J u Cleveland Cashier of the abovenamed bank do solemnly
swear Hint the above statement Is true to the best of my knowledge
eef J D CLEVELAND Cunhler
Subscribed ana swoi n to before me this 2nd day of April 1935
J T HALE Notary Public
Collect AMesI Albfit Biveps 1 L Canlifll J C Cowan Directors
ITS TIME TO
YOyi CAJtl
M <
Service is u complete check
iiji of the things your car needs
for smoother more enjoyable
summer driving
Dirty winter luliricants are replaced
with fresh henlresibting
iuininer Mobiloil and Mobil
grease Well also check your buttery
clean and flush your radiator
Prepare for
Summer driving at
MAGNOLIA
Roady for your Spring
Oil Change
Summer
Mobiloil
MiUP ISY TUB ftnaus
CLEAKOSOL HKOCUS
You can expect much better
oil mileage your motoj
will nay cleaner anil smoother
with these New Suiumn
Mobiloil All gum tar and
sludge has been washed awiy
by the famou Clearojol Iroc
cm Change to Summer Mobi
oil now
issnurrVAajuH
tUMWHT
yz
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