The Hemphill County News (Canadian, Tex), Vol. 8, No. 7, Ed. 1, Friday, October 26, 1945 Page: 8
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LINE OP CBEDIT
A certain broker hit contrired an
aortremely effective defensive plan
gainst acquaintances who are al-
ways wanting to borrow five dollari
for a day or two
The prospective borrower says
Matthew can you lend me Ave
dollari until day alter tomorrow
Certainly repllei Matthews
glad to do It We always keep five
dollars on hand to lend Then turn-
ing to his secretary he continues
John Is our borrowers Ave dollars
In now
No sir replies John We
loaned It out yesterday
When will It be back
It Is promised back tomorrow
Then John as soon as It comes
In lend It o Mr Jones here Hes
the next man you know Dont for
gctl
Jones ponders a moment and then
sadly walks away
Stranger Is this village lighted
by electricity
Native Only when theres a thun-
der storm
Learn Early
Teacher When a boy meets a girl
he Is supposed to take off his hat
Now what is a girl supposed to do
when she meets a boy
Dotty Drop her hankie
Pass the IIae
Preacher And now brethren can
one of youall tell me what de shep-
herd done do for his sheep
Voice in the Back Yussuh he
shears cm
Extra Senrig
Mac She must hae a twin sis-
ter
jack What makes you say that
Mac One person cant be that
dumb
Some Tun
Nit Did you hear about the In-
dian who was sailing up the Tigris
hunting his old man
WitNo
Nit He was going to Bagdad
Skip It
Jim How would you like a Red
Cross nurse
Slim No thanks I want one
thats white and cheerful
Universal Trouble
Stranger How docs the land lie
out aiound here
Native It ain t the land that lies
pardner it t tin real estate dealers
KOCKniE
Goliath Why dont > ou stand up
and fight like a man
DavidWalt till I get a little
boulder t
Darn Rationing
Drown Youll drive me to dis-
traction
Blue Id be delighted If you 11
furnish the gas
Uuggy Baltic
Cootie Say how do you like the
warLouse
Louse It seems great to be back
In uniform again
Given the Illrd
Harry Why Is the old gander so
sadJones
Jones Probably somebody cooked
bis goose
Few X ords
Nit Did you ever hear money
talkWitrYeah
WitrYeah But all It ever says
is goodby
School riaio
Friend H ypu dont stop studying
like that youll muddle your brains
Tommy Do you think Fd study
like this if Z had any brains
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Blight Tangle
Mother You and that new bojr
Were fighting agalnl
Sod Oh no Mom we were Just
trying to separate each other
Arctlo Fun
Doc YouJl he dead by morning
Eskimo Ge i only three months
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HEMPHILL COUNTV NEWS CANADIAN TEXAS
Try the 0 K Tire Shop
for Recapping and Repairs
Prompt Service
All New Electric Equipment
YOUR BUSINESS APPRECIATED
Phone 90
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Box 7 Canadian Tex
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For Livestock Transportation
see or call
H Phone 197
Bonded Insured
TIP TO BUYERS
A new customer walked Into a
butcher shop and asked the butcher
how many chickens he had She wat
told that there were1 six chickens In
the Icebox I keep boarders who
are always complaining she ex-
plained so will you pick me out
the three toughest chickens you
have
The delighted butcher quickly put
all six chickens on the counter and
selected the three toughest Firmly
the customer placed her hand on
the three tender chickens 111 take
these she said coolly
May Warn of Disordered
Kidney Action
Modern llf wltt Its hurry and worry
Irregular habits impro cr eating una
drinking its rink of exposure and infeo
lion tnroas h v strain on ths work
of tho kldi cji They are npl to become
over taxed ard fall to f Ittr csrrss ac d
and other 1m urHIm from tho llcclvinj
blood
You may b Per nacplne bacVache
headache dInlaws rutins up nighta
leg paint swtl Ins feel constantly
tired nervous all worn out Other signs
of Lidney or Madder disorder are some-
times burn In i scanty or too frequent
urination
Try Doan Ptlli Doan help the
kidneys to pass off harmful excess body
stn Thiy I uva h d more than half a
centuiy of pullic approval Are recom-
mended by grateful users everywhere
Atk tour neighbort
Holes Instead of Buttons
When rough holes Instead of but-
tons appear on rayon dress after
Ironing the damage may have been
done by too hot an Iron or too much
pressure on the fabric under the but-
tons say textile specialists of the
USDA When pressing on the wrong
side of the garment use a very light
touch over buttons When pressing
on the right side approach buttons
carefully with the point of the Iron
or they may be pushed off taking
some of the fabric with them
Sugarless Trostlng
For sugarless frosting place two
egg whites one half cup corn syrup
and one half cup of molasses in
double boiler top over boiling water
Cook beating continuous for seven
to nine minutes or until frosting
peaks It fills and frosts two 8 Inch
layers
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FRIDAY OCT 26 1945
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Miller, Othello Ontje. The Hemphill County News (Canadian, Tex), Vol. 8, No. 7, Ed. 1, Friday, October 26, 1945, newspaper, October 26, 1945; Canadian, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth47422/m1/8/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Hemphill County Library.