The Hemphill County News (Canadian, Tex), Vol. 9, No. 17, Ed. 1, Friday, January 3, 1947 Page: 3
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TJUIMY JANUARY 3 1947
Hadio Breakfast Programs
01 History
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Anne Good morning Henry
Henry Good morning dear
Wheres my bicarbonate
Anne Oh come now It Isnt time
lor that commercial yet
Henry studying the script Ah
what a lovely morning Isnt It won
sierrul Just to be alive
Anne with a shudder Ill bet
thats what you say to all your
wives
Olenry Lets start oft with the
weather Its clear and warrri here-
In the castle with possible storms
by afternoon
Anne With you honey We Is one
storm after another Whats the of-
ficial temperature from the weather
bureau
Henry Have you forgotten The
weather man gave me the wiong
thermometer reading at yesterdays
breakfast and I had him executed
Aine Arent you a little hasty
with your executions
Htnry Coming from a wife o
mint It Js a natural question sweet
ftut 17 my troth I shall decline to
ansmvr By the way did you notice
that stunning girl at the new
pageant last night
Anne Every time you see Jane
Seymour at an opening you ask me
that
Henry humming If you see Sey-
mour like I see Seymour
Anne No singing commercial
please
Henry Oh come on lets eatl
How are my dozen eggs on beef
coming7 And remember 12 slices
of buttered toast will do for break
last today Im not myself
Anne Arent food prices awful
Henry I paid four shillings for that
roast stag you had tor lunch yester- >
day and that was with the feet oil
Henry Were the feet oif I didnt
notice Heres where a commercial
comes In Is your appetite weak
Are you finicky at the table Take
Squeepers Stomach Bitters the
ones in the green bottle and you
will have the appetite of a king
Anne Come Henry dont exag
gcrate
Henry Anne my dear you have
a very pretty neck And thats the
cue for another commercial
Anne The secret of a pretty neck
1 hope you all know Is Perths Tis
sue Builder the Cream of Royalty
A woman who uses this need never
worry about her neck
Henry Thats what you think
Anne Always Joking arent you
Henry
Henry Am I
Anne I certainly hope so Lets
Set off the snbject of necks
nenry By the way why areni
our canaries twittering this mom
lngAnne
Anne You know very well why
You ate their bird seed Dear me
you eat everything
Henry Odds bodkins you are get
ilng Sip Stick to the script
Anne Oh Henry
Henry Go ahead with the puff
but if I catch the fellow who named
that candy bar after me Ill send
him to the Tower Hell pay for It
with his head
Ann Youre always making peo
pie pay with their heads Do you
think it funny
Henry Youll find out And now
folks Its time for our guest star
Anne Who are our guest stars to- <
day Henry7
Henry Two charming girls Anne
of Clevesand Catherine Howard
Anne Over my dead bodyl
nenry Okay If thats the way you
want It
norc
My husband bates the Jukebox so
That lately hes been praying
That there will come a quarter sl
To keep the thing from playing
Alice B ftlatheny
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Palllt and PUlltrs
Ted Iluslng is now a disc Jockey
and we suppose his life has become
matter of dlsca and data
Iluslng gets 1250000 a year In hli
new Job with the musical records
Obviously It all depends on the ex-
tent of the turnover
Incidentally since Blng Crosby li
trying to get Wednesday known ai
Blngday how about Ted asking thai
very day be known as Flattersday
TABLE TALK
To dine out at the
Homes of friends
Is much arslmt my wishes
Some guy suggests
When dinner ends
And now lets do
the dishes
Pier
Wilson W Wyatt has resigned ai
federal housing chief Leaving thi
White House roof la a Urnsof sucl
an acute root shortage la our Idas
of conspicuous courage
HEUPpitl COUNTY NEWS CANADIAN TEXAS
NANCY
Shall we call their bluff
She saysjies not much fun but he represents
security
By Ernie Bushmillcr
IT WOIKS POIFECT
a a
tag Thnt
Almanacs LongLived in
U S One in 250th Year
Among the oldest publications in
the United States are tile local al-
manacs the contents of which ap-
peal chiefly to farmers says Col-
liers
For example Grubers Hogers
town Almanac Is now In its 149th
year the Old Formers Almanac
in Its 154th Dabolls New England
Almanac In Its 174th and Foul
shams Almanack In Its 250th
year
Sublhmto dUdiadojuA
A slightly tipsy gentleman
walked into the telegraph office
took a pencil spent three or four
minutes in deep thought and
wrote this message to a friend
in St Louis
Tra la tra la tra la tra la
He signed it and presented It to
the lady behind the counter
After checking it she saldr
That will be 64 cents
The gentleman paid her and
she said You used only eight
words
What would you suggest add
lng he finally asked
Well how about Just adding
tra la she said
No he said firmly that
would just make it sound silly
UNSICHTU DANDRUFF
To help remove loose un-
sightly dandruff flakes re-
lieve Itching dry scalp use
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This HomeMixed
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You may not know it but In your
own kitchen > ou can easily prepare
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mother probably used It but for real
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First make a syrup by stirring 2
cups granulated sugar and one cup
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Then get 2 ounces of 11 nex from
any druggist This Is a special com-
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quick action In throat and bronchial
Irritations
Put the Pinex Into a pint bottle
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Miller, Othello Ontje. The Hemphill County News (Canadian, Tex), Vol. 9, No. 17, Ed. 1, Friday, January 3, 1947, newspaper, January 3, 1947; Canadian, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth47483/m1/3/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Hemphill County Library.