The Carrollton Chronicle (Carrollton, Tex.), Vol. 22, No. 14, Ed. 1 Friday, February 26, 1926 Page: 2 of 8
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Back Bad This Winter? I
Too Often Backache
la Kidney Ache
Winter’s colds uud chills are hard
on the kidneys. And when your
kidneys are overworked, you are
apt to have dally backache, stab-
bing pains and bladder Irregulari-
ties. Don’t risk neglect. Use Doon't
Pitts. Doan’* are recommended the
world over. Atk your neighborI
A Texas Case
Prank Vrasal, JN*
prop. of cotton
gin. East St. I»uls
St, Gonsalrs, Tex ,
says: "I had a dull
ache In my back
and when I bent,
over, sharp catch-
es took me. Th.
kidney secretions^
passed too oftenU- -. —- - _
and mornings r~rTv-*- M
felt tired out. tf. **>k>
BES&rJBwan:
DOAN’S^
STIMULANT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS
Foster MUbuni Co., Mlg. Chain.. Buflxlo. N. Y.
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---- —- ftWKfll.LTON CHRONICLE *
OUR COMIC SECTION
___ • I Former Dean
The Nights Are Getting Shorter
HENRV,
GET m
ITS
P^VL16HT
m
Ttomorrow
Alright
WLSX-.asas.fsS'as
i sKsisfaav’issa “
Ikbi
.Oy’ps off the Old Block
G3
W JUNIORS —
, . Uttls Nts
ln*rodlsni
th«o candy coato^.
asou> svvouror'uooTst:
^ After A Bath
V-_ With .
Cuticura Soap I
Dust With
CuticuraTalcuml
Keen Tourist
,?ld you learn ,n Americar I
I finally mastered the names of
some of the sleeping cars.”
DEMAND “BAYER” ASPIRIN
Aspirin Marked With "Bayer Cross" I
Has Bean Proved Safe by Mlllione.
U?'eM you ®ee th« name
Boyer on package or on tablets vou
are not getting the genuine Bayer
*?pIrl“ pr?ved *afe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for 25 years
ImuYtl n *yer” Whe“ y°U buy A^Plrin-
Imitations may prove dangerous.—Adv.
Juet Like Sitter
Unlh.7 '1 propoR,‘d «® Mabel and she
aughed at me.” Sister—“Oh. she
laughs at the most stupid things.”
Cron Ball Blue In the laundry She
will then have that dainty, well-groomed
appearance that, girls admire—Ad
vertlsement.
They Are
-i P.U’ ’P,?1 8re 'mournful numhers’7”
^Automobile mortality figures, mr
MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL
SOW, OOWT DO LIKE
1 DOMB AMD STAN ‘,U
, THIS LITUE TOVJU
AMD BE A FAILURE
GOSM, A FEXLER. DOtJT VAAVS
‘ft M A FAILURE OCST
Because me uves im a small
Town . He tow HUSTLE AMP
WORK HARD JEST ’TVC SAME
.........................„„„„.......
WILL H. MAYE8
Former Dean
Department of Journalism
University of Texas
Texas Schools in Politics.
Now that Dean L.
H. Hubbard has been
elected to the presi-
dency of the College
of Industrial Arts,' It
is hoped by all who
are Interested In the
success of the Col-
lege that he may be
allowed to form
out mb .■ ,, Plan8 “",1 work them
rhe Col,e*e of Industrial Arts,
like most other Texas schools,
been *‘se‘l I" the past too
{?“'ch ‘°l,«rv« ,he Political purposes of
c»» *>0J,t,C,an» No man can rea:iy suc-
£?®d at ,hj head of a great aobool and
reel forced t0 ,,,UJr p0|lt,CB l0 8ecure
the funds with which to maintain It or
-ifi" hi» Position No teuchor can
dogoodwork unless he is measurably
independent of politics. There are
wi?hM.° „contend tha‘ «ny teacher
t»nM ?Ugb Personality to attract at-
tention to himself in Texas is always
in danger of becoming a political tar-
get, and that tenure of position is safe
only for the unknown or those who
ack ndlviduality enough to attract
f, '“tlo,n t0 themselves, that political
automatons, and not men of real brain
force are desired in the schools Of
course that statement Is rather too
broad, but the fact that it is repeatedly
heard makes one think there may be
some truth in It.
* • *
Universities Should Be Self-Governing.
there Is no reason why a slate uni-
versity or college should be ?n fact
lominated by bohrds of regents, boards
vth«rntr°i.'i.^legislative committees and
!£"* nUh the p0wer at any time to
cripple Its activities As a rule those
who compose political official families
know very little about school matters
and controlling boards know but little
more about such things. They may be
ever so comyetent in other things
good business men, anxious to promote
the interests of the Institutions they
serve, but In the nature of things they
cant go closely Into a study of edu-
cationa1 needs and so they become
mere figure-heads as board members,
school faculties are composed of per-
sons who devote their lives to a study
or school problems, whereas boards
xre composed of business men who de-
vote only a few days a year for a brief
number of years to such studies. Leg-
islative committees know even less
about schoo! requirements in a great
state like Texas, and governros with
TOO FUNNY
f. LIUli?',5h"t ar*‘ yon '"nghlng atY
demanded the bad hut
angry golfer.
“N-no, sir," stammered the raddle,
then who are you laughing at?"
°ur op|>onent, si.-,”
. <>tl’ ' 8W'" *a!d the golfer, Miime-
tC"1 "B“ f».„r
')) el,’1 slr-” r<*Plled the caddie, In-
do/’-Ti!^,^® P,“y,i e"UCUy “ke you-
..c. Wanted Protection
„ ‘ay' bo8s>’’ cried a dnrk-sklnne*
u turner, rushing much perturbed Into
no 'count boy has threat,
ninh life. Ah craves perfection.”
How about a bullet-proof vest?”
qU<‘r'.t'd, ,n,e ,nan behind the counter.
, ' u,bless, plumb wuthless. Ain’
y° got no razzer-proof colluhs?”—
American Legion Weekly.
“A CHEAP SKATE”
cenn*1 *Uh~Ue never apends m
.^Second Fish-Sure, he’, , cheep
Cause for Celebrating
Tipton—I bear Harry had a hi*
— — Buvernros wttn , CS..T W"y —
*° ‘be thousands^f'dlvmHied'tchMl ! |'lpton—Beeause of a distant rela-
firnhlome im..____j.. I il\e.
Tipton—Who?
nJnP»t0n_Hl8 Wlfe- She’8 Kone Ur
visit her mother.
o the thousands of diversified school 1
problems. Whatever educational prob-
lems need board supervision should j
SlF POOR. P«TE WAMPUS RUM Htg 9^17
| im a firm im as LAkM, Shiftless ctvlr u
I AS we DOB^MBRB, WE'D STARVE' Tb DEATH
[ 1 GOOD IM TVV r
1 emKS, Bur lots op 'eia pail too !
1 AMD EVEM IP VA DO MAKE MORE
^ MOMEN IM A ftlTV, MER. EXPEUSES
r~' IS LOTS MOM
'twe wan » got rr doped
OUT, 11* A PELLER. IS
KUILUM' Tt> HUSTLE *M ^ORK,
WARD. ME DOUT MAPTA)
KAQME Tt> A dTH Tt> \
L/
w ^ w n mu
be a sueoess j
THE FEATHERHEADS
Great Business
Our ancestors may be responsible
for some of our trnlts, but we don’t
know which ancestors.
Grandmother Knew
Tb*re Wat Nothing So Good for
Longest,on and Coldt at Mattard
niFiUt lhe °id'fashioned mustard
rel1cf nnbrtUrh<id aSd blistered- Get the
gaSawaaaste
tKnt;arS:n' ^ hoW quick,y
chit?, ^nn«iirr for 80re throat- bron-
!S3»'5rate
sprains, sore muscles. brui^ cJd?'
«Sw55£i'SkSSMf.ai<*“
Jen tk Tubes
Better them m mrnttard platter
Green's
August Flower
for Constipation,
Indigestion and
Torpid Liver
. Relieves that feeling
of having eaten unwisely. 30c and
Wc bottles. AT ALL DRUOG1STS
----w nupci YlBlon BnouiU
have the control of boards of the fac
ulty, and the president of an institu-
tion alone should be authorized to
veto the action of the faculty, to which
control of a school should be given.
Seeking New Thrills.
The old sensations do not appear to
astisfy the youth of today, who is con-
■««Wng something new and un-
trled. It Is doubtful, for that matter,
if those of us who are older are any
iTr reall>r tbrilled by anything
Things are no longer wonderful; how-
ever unusual or novel, they are accept-
v.“,v°rdl.nary events I listened on
New Year s morning, over the radio,
‘® *b® f'"glng ot the Liberty Boll in
Philadelphia as complacently as if it
had been nothing unusual Tonight I
may tune In on Nff York or Havana,
or Mexico City for the best musical
concert either of those cities can fur
nish Why not, and what of it? Noth-
ing surprises any more, nothing
startles. What may not tomorrow or
another year bring forth?
• • •
May Yet Talk With Mars.
Zn™ ..pape!'!! rec,ent>y brought the in-
formation that W. J. McDonald, a
Paris. Texas, banker, had left nearly
one and a half million dollars to the
University of Texas for the erection
of an astronomical observatory. Dean
H. Y. Benedict of the University, who
of astr°a°niy. thinks that
with tnat amount of money the power
oL'®®*',vatory may be limited only
by the ability of men to produce
strong lenses or whatever other things
are used In making observations of
the heavens. Who knows but that in
a few years we may be peeking over
»t Mars, about which we have been so
curious so long, and that some one
may discover the Mars air wave length
and let us talk with the Martians? Ali
things seem probable now.
• • •
Texas’ 8cenic Beachway.
Texas Is building the greatest beach
driveway to be found anywhere. I
will let the Houston Chronicle tell you i
about It: "This beach, 4(>o miles long *
-Galveston to Point Isahell. no doubt I
the longest beach scenic highway—Is !
destined to become the playground of
rUte* U wl“ be ready for
traffic the latter part of the summer. |
1 elephone service Ir now being In- !
stalled with long distance stations
the'i.tanH I,urKe** connecting
Iho Islands und crossing river deltas
?’hn..?der . c°nf,truc,lor> at Corpus
Chrlsti, and plans are under way for
several causeways bridging these
gaps Picture the future. 401) miles of
t?rd’*a1n,|y beach, smooth and level
J"* tab:*ha<led by palms and other
h»nn^0gn f °ra’ *ervlc8 "tations and
bappy homes, and you will have the
Improvements*’’ **** °rlg,nator* ®f th*
Hearsay Evidence
Some Indies want to Improve on
modern Improvements.
"You are wanted In court.” tele-
pnoned a balllT.
1 am giving a bridge part,.”
Madam, you are wanted in court."-
Oh dear. Can’t I give my testl-
niony by phone?”
Pepleet Discretion
’’Tonr speeches need more pep."
I m nfrat1 to try for pep." nn-
swered Senator Sorghum. “Mv friend*
out home are all comfortable an<*
making money. An attempt at pep-
always creates a suspicion that you
are attempting to change the order of
things.”—Washington Star.
Cause
“I think we ought to find some rea-
son for your bankruptcy.”
“Didn’t I say we kept a police dog
and my wife’s learning to drive.”
She Was Younger
He You look ten years younger
Since you had your huir bobbed.
She—Why, I am ten years younger.
HARD BOILED
Mother—Little sister Is crying Go
and see what she wants.
Bobble—Aw, womens tears don’t
move me.
Farming Attracts Soil Lovers.
WhUe this Is written In February
the day Is bright, balmy and spring-
like, and the lure of spring Is here. No
man gets so old or so far removed
from farm life that he does not suffer
Intense homesickness for the farm. If
he was reared in the, country. The
farmer Is often anxious at such a sea-
aon to get away to the woods or to
the creek banks, but the city man
thinks mostly of the soil Itself and
wants to get out where he can enjoy
Us odors and breathe It all In as ha
414 whan a boy. ,
Don’t Hang Him
Soviet Guard (to prisoner, a former
/umber agent)_Tes, you are con-
demned to deuth. Have you any last
wish ?
Prisoner—It would delight me If
m.v firm wns allowed to furnish th*
gullows.—Sonditgs Nlsse.
Let Neighbors Alone
"Do you suppose there ever was a
human being who didn’t talk about hi*
neighbors?” asked the cynical man.
“Yes,” said his companion.
“Name him."
"Itoblnson Crusoe”
Believed in Gags
Ignats—I’m n comedian.
Hysteria—Do you believe In gags?
Ignatz— Sure thing.
Hysteria—Wh, don’t yon wear on*,
then?
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Whitmore, R. J. The Carrollton Chronicle (Carrollton, Tex.), Vol. 22, No. 14, Ed. 1 Friday, February 26, 1926, newspaper, February 26, 1926; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth592221/m1/2/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Carrollton Public Library.