The Corrigan Press (Corrigan, Tex.), Vol. 11, No. 13, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 7, 1942 Page: 6 of 8
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BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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3EFF BANGS "WEN TOOK -mEM TO THE RAILROAD
STATION VlHERE A TEARFUL FAREWELL WAS STAGED By ALL
LALA PALOOZA A Damp Reception
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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Confusing
“But why do you always look
puzzled when I say I'm a self-
made man?”
“I just can’t decide whether
you're bragging or apologizing.”
In an automobile accident, ab-
sence of body is better tlian pres-
ence of mind.
Hard to Raise
Brown—Why has Jones carried,
that mortgage on his house so!
long? ,
Smith—Because he can't lift it,
I guess.
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REG’LAR FELLERS—‘Inside Pages’
By GENE BYRNES
THATS wuat happens
WHEN I LET THAT IGO
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IN MERE AND POT IT
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POP—Won’t Need Pop’s
By J. MILLAR WATT
SOMEBODY’S STENOG—Wanted: Information
By SAM NICHOLS
Clara: Goin’ t’ propose t’ Sis t’
night?
Percy—Why?
Clara—Sis is wondering whether
to wear her dress wit’ de turn-
down collar.
Same Difference
"No, sir,” said the defendant, “I
was certainly not drunk, though I
may have been intoxicated.”
“Well,” said the magistrate, “I
intended to fine you ten dollars,
but in that case I’ll make it a
sawbuck.”
7MOROUME
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HAIR TONIC
Pleasure of Love
The pleasure of love is in lov-
ing. We are happier in the pas-
sion we feel than in what we ex-
cite.—La Rochefoucauld.
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What man
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Maker of Jest
A jest's prosperity lies in the
ear of him that hears it.—Shake-
speare.
Apply
both for
best results:
Small cuts and bums, COOLING
scratches, abrasions, «CAnrumr
non - poisonous insect aUUinirlU
bit«s. Use powder on ANTISEPTIC
op«n blisters, small H D F Q Q I hi T
cracks between toes. U K fc 3 2> I N
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EXPERT
BUYERS
• In bringing us buy'ng Information, as
»o prices that are being asked for
what wo Intend to buy, and as to the
quality we can expect, the advertising
columns of this newspaper perform a
worth while servico which saves u*
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• It Is a good habit to form, the habit
of consulting the advertisements every
time we mako a purchase, though we
have already decided just what we
want and where we are going to buy
It. It gives us the most priceless feeling
In the world: the feeling of being
adequately prepared.
® When we go into a store, prepared
beforehand with knowledge of what is
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The Corrigan Press (Corrigan, Tex.), Vol. 11, No. 13, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 7, 1942, newspaper, May 7, 1942; Corrigan, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth645958/m1/6/: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Livingston Municipal Library.