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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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While Walter Wlnchcjl Is tem-
porarily away from Now York
his column is being: conducted
by guest contributors.
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"These new shoes are swell Sarge. Now have you got a
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By HARRY HERSIIFIELD
Radio Story Teller and ColumnUt.
Value of a painting often depends on
whose nail it hangs from Nona of thesa
celebrities ham played vaudeville so
there is little danger that their little mat'
terpieces are plagiarisms on the "Bcrle-Youngman-Jcssel"
school. Hero are soma
favorite jokes of famous people:
AL SMITH:
A citizen attended his first politi-
cal jamboree. He wasn't there long
before somebody copped his watch.
He reported it to the district leader
who whispered: "Next to which guy
was you standin' last?" Victim
pointed to a fellow in the center.
"Just don't say nothin' and it'll
be O.K." In a few minutes the lead-
er handed the watch over to its
owner. "What did he say?" asked
the grateful man. "Sh-h-h quiet-
he don't know I got it!"
MAYOR LA GUARDIA:
(Tells this oneOn himself)
Two Soviet representatives ar-
rived at City Hall. Instead of the
expected and accepted costumes of
Stalinites they wore high hats etc.
They looked at LaGuardia in baggy
everydoys and all he could say
was: "Gentlemen I represent the
Proletariat!"
FANNIE HURST:
A dapper fellow walked into a bak-
ery and ordered a special cake: "I
want it 55 inches in diameter nine-
layers seven colored frostings. In
the center I want my initials R. N.
I want it as soon as possible." "I'll
have it for you in a week" wa3
the answer. On the appointed day
he called inspected the cake: "It
isn't exactly the way I want it
change theyellow frosting to orchid."
On the second inspection the fellow
was delighted: "Perfect perfect."
"Where shall I send it sir?" "No
place I'll eat it here!"
BERNARD SHAW:
When Lionel Barrymore was
scheduled to appear in "Macbeth"
there was much doubt among New
York ticket brokers whether to "buy
in" before the opening. McBride
was the leading broker. All the
"specs" were on hand for the pre-
mier. Lionel floundered through the
part. Then came the big moment
his shout "Lay On MacDuff I" Came
the answer from the rear of the
house: "Lay on McBride!"
JIM FARLEY:
Joe Louis in the Polo Grounds
finished an opponent in a few sec-
onds of the first round. After the
victim got in his dressing-room he
didn't say a word he was still out.
He dressed and his manager escort-
ed him to the street. It Tvas rain-
ing. The pug put out his hand and
moaned: "Gee this will hurt the
gate receipts!" "Oh" cracked the
manager "I forgot to tell you the
fight was called off!'1
JIMMY WALKER:
A hillbilly called on a girl for a
year. Finally her father flagged
him: "Time I asked you something
are your intentions to my daugh-
ter honorable or dishonorable?"
"You mean I have a choice?" quer-
ied the hillbilly.
ILKA CHASE:
A young radical refused to work.
His old man let him have it: "Fine
bum why don't you go to work and
make some money?" "Aha I'm glad
you brought that up. It'll come the
revolution and we'll have a Utopia
we won't need the money!" "But
why don't you go to work and make
$50000 when it comes the revolu-
tion then you can help them with it."
"'Aha suppose it don't come the
revolution then I'm stuck with
$50000."
MARC CONNOLLY:
When Caesar tried to take Ireland
he was repulsed by Clancy and Fin-
negan. Caesar returned with more
legions again was pushed back.
Julius was now really mad. He gath-
ered the full might of his armies
and navies and started for Ireland
again. This time Clancy and Fin-
negan were careless. Sitting on a
raft they were surrounded cap-
tured after a terrible struggle and
brought to the Forum as captives.
Caesar threw the pair into the arena
against 500 gladiators. Clancy and
Fmnegan mowed them down. Cae-
sar burned. He ordered them to
fight 2000 lions. This day the crowd
really turned out As Caesar and
his retinue entered the arena.
Clancy pointed: "See that beautiful
blonde with Caesar? Well this
morning she looked at me and"
just then there was a mighty roar
"Sorry Finnegan here come the
Iions--I'll have to tell you the rest
later!"
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT:
Ailing gentleman ambled into a
doctor's offlc'e: "I'm having trou-
ble with my eyesight and hearirig."
"Are you a drinking man?" "Yes
doctor." "That's it stop drinking
at once report to mo in a month."
A month later ho reported: ''Doe
I still have trouble with my eyesight
and hearing." "Did you stop drink-
ing as I told you?" "Nope what
I've been drinking is so much better
than what I've been seeing and
Rearing lately I decided to keep It
up!"
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Ford, Robert C. The Bartlett Tribune and News (Bartlett, Tex.), Vol. 56, No. 50, Ed. 1, Friday, August 27, 1943, newspaper, August 27, 1943; Bartlett, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth76795/m1/6/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Bartlett Activities Center and the Historical Society of Bartlett.