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Page 2 A, ILLUSTRATED PAPERBOY, Wednesday, December 1, 1999
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THE CLEVELAND HIGH SCHOOL TWIRLERS for the 1962-
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lovely ladies — but I bet you know a few of them!
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LITTLE JOHNNY
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination. He looked at the old pages
as he turned them. Then, something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it
closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. y —
“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered, “It’s Adam’s suit!!!”
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they
saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. ---
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.” _
Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you just keep him when you took his picture?”
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told
him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said,
“Johnny, what is the matter?”
Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
Day by Day by Betty Bazar
Since he is retired and since he had run out of otherwise useful things
to do, Joe decided to put up our outside Christmas decorations this
past week. Now, this was all right with me. We had never previ-
ously, at least to my memory, had the lights and Santas up before
Thanksgiving; but that was okay. At least it would be done and we
could enjoy it for the entire season. It would relieve some of the
seasonal stress. The inside decorations are my job, and they would
come later but that was okay too.
The only drawback to his enthusiastic installation of Christmas deco-
pgs * jmmmmmm rations that I could see is that Joe likes to show me what he has done
and sometimes I don’t want to stop what I am doing and take time to look at it. He jus* wants
to make sure I approve of what he has done, and I appreciate that. But, there are times when
I wouldn’t dare disapprove of his work, if he will just do it and leave me out of it. However,
my husband is a gregarious person; he is not a solitary worker. He likes people around, even
if they are grumpy, begrudging participants like me. A
He had just completed his decorating project the other day when I came dragging in alter
running errands and buying Thanksgiving groceries. The back of my Tahoe was overflow-
ing with the combination of our regular groceries and the Thanksgiving goodies. Joe, to his
ultimate credit, came rushing out of the house and helped me unload the bags. 1 he kitchen
table was covered with plastic bags that needed to be put away, and I was set to start on them
when Joe said those fateful words, “Come here, honey, I want you to look at something.
Now, when he says that particular phrase or a similar one, I know I’m in trouble.
“But, honey,” I moaned. “I need to put this stuff away.” .„
“It won’t take long,” he insisted. “I just want to see what you think of something.
I could see there was no easy way out of this so I followed him out the front door.
“Now, hon, what do you think about it?” he asked, stepping back from the Christmas
display.
“It’s great,” I said and started to turn to go.
“No, wait,” he said. “Do you think I need to put lights around Santa?
I turned back and looked. , „ .. .
“Well, yeah. That would look nice. You’d have to staple them on though. With that
comment, I turned once again toward the door. . . • ,9„
“You’re right,” Joe answered. “What if I move the flood light a little closer instead? ^
I paused at the door and turned around and studied the situation, “I think that might work,
“Yeah, that’s what I’ll do,” he nodded. “Okay, that s all I needed.
“Looks great,” I added as the storm door slammed behind me. A little positive reinforce-
ment never hurts.
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