White Deer Review (White Deer, Tex.), Vol. 16, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, December 29, 1939 Page: 3 of 4
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BAPPy NEW VEAB
Another year has rolled around and we take an occasion,
to thank you for your many past courtesies and to ex-
tend to one and all our best wishes for a very Happy-
and Prosperous New Year with the sincere hope that
our pleasant association shall continue for many years
to come.
MRS. WILLIE O’NEAL, Owner
J. H. O’NEAL, Manager
Panhandle, Texas
MS
FRIDAY, DECEMBER/'29, 1939 .
Missionary Society
The Women’s Division of Chris-
tian . Service met Monday after-
noon in the home of Mrs. Hugh
Edwards for the annual Christ-
mas, party. Mrs. A1 Jordan was
assistant hostess. The lovely large
living room was beautifully de-
corated in keeping with the Yule-
tide.
Many jolly Christmas games
directed by Mrs. Jordan, were en;
joyed. Gifts were distributed from
the tree, and Santa Claus visited
with the members. ■
A lovely refreshment plate was
served and the guests departed
thanking Mrs. Edwards and Mrs.
Jordan for a most' pleasant after-
noon. Twenty-eight members and
guests were present.
CAN YOU COOK VENISON?
WHITE DEER REVIEW, White Deer, Carson County, Texas
AUSTIN TEXAS, Dec. 28.—
Tens of thousands of Texas deer
hunters are bringing home venison
this season (the State Game De-
partment estimating the kill will
be 45,000 this year) and wifey
often does not know how to pro-
perly prepare venison. The results
of her attempts are often a soggy,
greasy piece of meat which is as
tough as the hide of a longhorn.
Thus the following recipes, tested
and approved by members of the
Game Department, may be of
some help.
Venison is a dry meat. The Fer-
nandez family recipe, which is
famous in the Rio Grande Valley,
overcomes the dryness. A roast,
or an entire leg is prepared for
roasting by making numerous
deep slits in it. Into these are
thrust pieces of ham or bacon
which have been rolled in pepper
and salt. This is then seared and
placed in a roaster. A few bay
CONSCIENCE SALVE
Oscar Phillips- is at home- for i
the holidays from Denton where |
he is attending college. \ Two men were seated together
__--- in ,a crowded street car. One of
Mr. and Mrs. C. B. Chunn visit- them noticed that the other had
ed her parents in New Mexico for
the Christmas holidays.
• Mr. and Mrs.' Boyd' Pepper of
Amarillo visited her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Oscar Phillips, here.
'Mil-, and Mrs. Arthur Rcneau re-
turned to their home at Clinton,
Okla., from a visit to her parents,
Mr, and Mrs. Oscar Phillips, .and
wore in an accident Christmas day
when their car skidded and over-
turned near Wheeler. Luckily no
one was injured.
Mr. aud Mrs. W. J. Stubblefield
visited .friends and relatives at
Groom, Christmas Day.
Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Simmons
of Borger visited his mother, Mrs.
E. F. Tubb, and other relatives
here for Christmas.
Supt. and Mrs. George Heath
spent Christmas with friends at
Lubbock.
his eyes closed.
‘‘Wassamatter, Bill,” he asked,
“feeling sick?”
'“I’m all right,” answered Bill,
“but I hate to see ladies stand-
ing.”
WHY NEWSPAPERS ARE
LIKE WOMEN
Rev. Vernie Pipes, Baptist pas-
tor at Shamrock, and family vi-
sited his father, J. N. Pipes, and
other relatives here this week.
J. II. Bertrand, Texas Tech stu-
dent, is spending the Christmas
holidays at home with his mother,
Mrs. Eugenia Bertrand.
Mr. and Mrs. T. C. Jackson
spent Christmas with twenty-one
, relatives who met together in
Colorado. T. C. says it was plenty
cold there.
..Because they ..are thinner than
they used to be. ,
Because they are well worth
looking over.
Because they are bold-faced!
types.
Because they are easy to read.
Because you can’t believe any-
thing they say.
Because they must be made up.
Because they have a great deal
of influence.
Because they are not afraid to
speak their minds.
Because if they Jknow anything,
they usually tell it.
Because they always have the
last word.
Because every man should' have
one of his own and not run
after his neighbor’s.
HOME TOWN THOUGHTS
As the farmer keeps. his fields
productive by seeding them with
fertilizer, so the citizens of White
Deer can keep their home town
productive by fertilizing it with
money spent at home.
Don’t find fault about business
not' being good, if you failed to
use the advertising that builds up
'business.
LION LIES
HOME, JAMES
Drunk (to splendidly uniform-
ed bystander): “Shay, call me a
cab willya?”
Splendidly uniformed bystand-
er; “My good man, I anl not a
doorman, I am a naval officer.”
Drunk: “Aw right, then, call
me a boat. I gotta get home.
Cook: “Did the company say
anything about the cooking?”
Maid: “No, but I noticed them
Boaster: “Yes, when I was in
Africa a lion ran across my path.
I had no gun in my hand so I took
a pail of water and poured It over
his head and he ran away.”
Bored Listener: “I can vouch
for that. I was in Africa at the
time and the lion ran into me, and
when I stroked his inane it was
still quite damp.”
JUST ONE ANSWER
The excited sportsman- Jieaved
a mighty heave, then reeled mad-
ly till the poor troubling was nine
feet .aloft, with its head against j
the tip of the rod, flapping feebly j
there. 1
“Now what’ll I do?” he de-
manded.
“So fur ez I can see,” said the
puzzled lumberjack, “there ain’t
nuthin’ fur you to do ’cept climb
the pole.’’
are the Fuehrer’s and no not nc&-
essarily represent our own.”
Courage would be a Nazi edi-
tor adding a foreword to a print-
ed speech : ‘ ‘ The opinions herein
A man admires a woman
makes him think but he keeps;
away from her.
He likes the woman to mafee-
him laugh. He loves the girl wife--
hurts him. But lie marries the girf
who flatters him.
DOCILE
Doctor (after examining- p*
tient:.“I don’t like the looks
your husband, Mrs. Brown.”
Mrs. Brown: “Neither do 1,-
doctor, but he’s good to our chil-
dren.”
Mr. and Mrs. Tom D. Simmons j Praying before they started eat
piaceu ill a j.Uao»«. — — —^ j of Pecos, Texas, spent the Christ- j ing-
leaves and cloves are placed on j mas holidays on a visit here with
top. The top of the meat is then his mother, Mrs. E. F. Tubb, and
well moistened with orange juice
and juice is added as needed in
quantities sufficient to keep the
roast from drying out. It is sim-
mered in a slow oven until tender.
The juice imparts a decidedly dif-
ferent and delicious flavor to the
venison.
other relatives.
Miss Pauline Darnell visited
friends at Sherman during Christ-
mas.
The following students of West
maun. Texas State College are at home
Vtfnisoii steak are best when for the holidays: Charlotte Buc-
fried rare. The Tucker recipe calls
for the steak to be cooked in very
hot fat, deep enough to cover the
steak. Too many steaks should not
be cooked at once because they
lianan, Louise Crumpacker, Max-
ine Carey, Roberta and Florine
Nicholson, Mary Helen Stalls, Vi-
ola Holmes, Ruth Eakin, Geneva
Lawver, Lilia Thornburg, Roberta
Alfred—Would you believe it?
He actually ran away when they
were standing at the altar.
Tom—Lost his nerve, I sup-
pose?
Alfred—No, found it again.
Sally (eloping)—Daddy is go-
ing to be completely unstrung.
. John—That’s a;ll right, dear-
est; we’ll wire him at once.
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CARS
1939 Lincoln Zepher, 10,000
miles.
1937 Pontiac 8 Coach, com-
plete overhall.
1937 Chevrolet Coach, radio
and heater.
1937 Plymouth Coach, recon-
ditioned.
1932 Model B Ford, 4 cylin-
der.
LOW DOWN PAYMENT
EASY TERMS
CHEAPEST PRICES
Brown & Williams
Motor Co.
Tel. 45
White Deer, Texas
De cooxeu at unce oc jjawver, uma iiiuniuuj.g,
will cool the grease and cause the l Bertrand, Frances Pi.‘ltt, Agnes
steak to become sodden. Sear a! Bowsher, Miay Belle Tomlin, Fran-
half minute on both sides and re- Birnmnna nnrl A 1 v a.
move to hot platter.
The Skell recipe for roasting
venison calls for covering the
.meat with sour wine and leaving
it stand four or five days in the
refrigerator. Then place bay
leaves and cloves on top of the
roast and place it in slow oven.
If the venison has absorbed all
the wine, add more and continue
to baste the roast with wine until
tender.
ces Ann Simmons, and Alva
Thornburg. They will resume their
studies in Canyon January 3.
RISING TO THE OCCASION
A small boy was asked to dine
at the home of his teacher. His
mother questioned him on his re-
turn.
“You are sure you didn’t say
anything that wasn’t perfectly
polite ? ’ ’
“Why no; nothing to speak
of.”
“Then something did happen?”
“Well, while I was trying to
cut the meat, it slipped off to the
floor. But I carried the situation
off all right.”
“What did you do?”
“Oh, I just said carelessly,
“Chat’s always the way with
tough meat.”
Teacher: “Can any member of
the class tell me where we find
mangoes ? ’ ’
Oscar: “Yes, miss, wherever
woman goes. ’ ’
Some boys in Kansas City were
showing a Texas rancher the city.
“What do you think of our
stockyards?” they asked him.
“Oh, they’re all right, but we
have branding corrals in Texas
that are bigger,” he said.
That night they put some snap-
ping turtles in his bed. When he
had turned back the cover he ask-
ed what they were.
“Missouri bedbugs,” they re-
plied.
He peered at them a moment.
“So they are,” he decided.
“Young uns’ ain’t they?”
\ -—
JUST DROPPED IN
Johnny Williams, son of Mrs.
Fannie Williams and student of
Texas Tech., is home for the holi-
days.
Gilbert Tubb, who is attending
State University at Austin, is vi-
siting his parents Mr. and Mrs.
E. F. Tubb, during the holidays.
Mrs. Claude Henderson of Elee-
tra visited friends and relatives
here the first of the week.
«\CA S F/m.
jpt^semfs
Mr. and Mrs. Rudvard Eden-
bbrough and son, “Kippy”, of
Pampa, visited relatives here
Christmas Day.
Farmer Jabber: “I’ve got a
freak on my farm. It’s a two-leg-
ged calf.”
Farmer Corntassel: ‘1 Yes, I
know. He came over to call on my
daughter last night.”
“Little boy, do you know what
happens to little boys who use
bad language when they play mar-
bles?”
“Yes, sir. They grow up and
play golf.”
Tired Business Man—-Take dan-
cing lessons? Never! There are
too many other ways by which I
can make a fool of myself.
Wifey—Yes, darling, I know;
but you’ve tried1 all of those.
FAMOUS SAYINGS
We are reliably informed that
one day Will Rogers appeared at
the gates of Buckingham Palace.
“I’m Will Rogers,” he told the
haughty guards, ‘‘and I’ve come
•to see the king. Tell him the
Prince of Wales was over in our
country and told me to look up
his old man some time, and here
I am.” The famous humorist was
admitted and not only had a long
talk with King George, but also,
stayed to lunch.
Samson: “I’in strong for you,
kid.”
David: “The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.”
Nero: “Hot stuff! Keep the
home fires burning.”
Cleopatra: “You’re an easy
Mark Anthony.”
Helen,; “So this is Paris.”
Noah: “It floats.”
Methuselah: “The first hun-
dred years are the hardest.”
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NOT ELIGIBLE
Jane (discussing operas with
friends in street ear)—I simply
love Carmen.
Conductor (blushing)—Try the
motorman,- Miss, I’m a,-, married
man. '’ '
A Yale player was teaching
some cowboys how to play foot-
ball. He explained the rules and
ended as follows:
Remember, fellows, if you can’t
kick the ball, kick a man oin the
other side. Now. let’s get busy.
Where’s the ball?”
One df the cowboys shouted*
“T’ heck with the ball. Let’s start
the game! ”
Secretary—“Your broker is
calling for more margin and the
laundryman wants his money.
Which one shall I pay?”
1 Boss—“It doesn’t make anv
difference-^-I’ll ldse my shirt at
either place.”
White Deer Motor Bldg. Phone 45
Coincident with our appointment as new Pon-
tiac dealers, we are proud to present an an-
nouncement display of 1940 Pontiac models.
You should not buy any car until you see these
newest Silver Streaks—the biggest, most beau-
tiful, most luxurious Pontiacs ever built.
Four new series of cars—Special Six, De Luxe
Pontiac’s New White Deer Dealer
Six, De Luxe Eight and "Torpedo” Eight—17
models in all! Come in! See added size, beauty
and richness. See over 60 advancements, includ-
ing Sealed-Beam headlamps and Hi-Test Safety
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Price them—and you’ll be thrilled—because
Pontiac prices begin right next door to the
lowest!
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Simmons, W. W. White Deer Review (White Deer, Tex.), Vol. 16, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, December 29, 1939, newspaper, December 29, 1939; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth871971/m1/3/: accessed July 2, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Carson County Library.