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NEW ARRIVALS
TODAY . . .
TWIN SWEATER SETS
NEW SKIRTS
THE NEW BROWN PATENT
KID SHOES with buckle
SMART COTTON FROCKS
BALBRIOOAN PAJAMAS
NEW BAGS
NEW COATS
NEW DRESSES
NEW SUITS
BETTIS & GIBBS Inc
Headquarters for College Girls Clothes
EQIN HERE TODAY
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Treasures of good reading which
should not be neglected any longer
There Is also the volumne by Dr. Al
bert Wlggam titled "The Marks of an
Educated Man" which is vaiuae-ie.
That does not mean I have taken
over the Job of press agent for the
local book shelves. It's just that I'm
In that sort of mood for a fleeting
moment.
The late Kin Hubbard was one of
the many millions who have expert
enced the ever growing menace of
street traffic In New York. After be
coming firmly convinced of the Im
possibility of a completely safe cross
ing for the pedestrian in the metro
polls Hubbard opined "The only safe
way a man can cross a street in New
York is to lead a cow."
Several years ago (and you prob-
ably hear this for the first time in
several years) Al Jolson appealed on
a benefit program presented in Maui
son Square Garden. He was given a
song spot on the list of entertaniment
Immediately following Enrlce Caruso
at that time at the height of his fame
Jolson was In a tough spot coming on
just after the great Italian and he
knew it. At the close of Caruso's
number Jolson walked on the stage
and announced to the audience "Now
you'll hear some REAL singing."
AUSTIN COLLEGE
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East Texas Teachers of Commerce
7-6.
Austin College has been a hard-luck
outfit for several years deserving to
win games that have been lost: wit
ness the Commerce game in which the
Kangaroos completely outplayed tneir
oDDonents In every way except scor
ing. It is very likely that the worm
will be due to turn (speaking in the
broadest sense of the word) against
the Billies next week and Coach Tay
lor Is not likely to spend many idle
hours before the game doping out
ways to congratulate the team for
piling up a heavy score in their first
conference set-to.
Coach Bill Pierce of the Kangaroos
has a veteran sauad that is rather
light but plenty fast and furious this
season. Sixteen lettermen have re
turned of which number six are sen
lors being Crook end of Van Al-
stvne: Brcedlove. center. Wellington;
St. John back Royce City; Prather
end. Greenville: Pardue. center. Big
Spring; Goodall tackle Denison. The
other ten junior lettermen are prom-
ising young men whom Mr. Pierce of
Notre Dame is using to fill in the
holes left around the seniors in the
llne-un.
Hip Steen Greenville is one of the
shining lights in the Kangaroo line-up
claying a nifty not to say sniny
game at safety position. Wallace
Johnson sophomore from Athens is
another mean lad who plays in ine
backfleld for Austin College having
made the only score for the Presby
terians against the Teachers from
Commerce two weeks ago.
A Dasslnar attack has been used ef
fectivelv bv the Kamriroos during
their first games this season and as
is always the custom in the Sherman
team's offense passing is expected to
form a major part of the offense pre-
sented for the consideration of the Hill
Billies next week.
Regardless of bow the game tonight
with John Tarleton ends the Mc-
Murrv-Aust In College game is going
to be the most Important dope source
for predictions on the Daniel Baker-
Austin College game. McMurry is
doped to have a hard game ahead of
them tonight having last week been
defeated by a one-touchdown margin
by the same East Texas Teacners wno
a week earlier lucked out to win over
Sherman.
Coach Taylor will entrain for Sher-
man with approximately the same
fliuui of "mllant little football" play-
era who last week surprised the Tech
Matadors with me tuna or piaying
Pete Cawtborn has been begging the
Tech squad to play for years. None
of the Billies was hurt In the Tech
game and the Tarleton fray shouldn't
be sufficiently nerve-racking to com-
pletely rulm the Billies' chance against
Austin College.
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A man who In the struggles of life
has no home to retire to in fact or In
memory is without iires pew r
wards and life's beat defences. Tun
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If Maurine Charnqulst lives over all
her duties as pep leader daughter of
finance and general flunky perhaps
she will find time to tend to over-due
romances.
Red seems to be true enough to his
little blonde. We can not blame him
one bit.
"Blubber" Bell Is seen blublng
around lots on the campus lately.
Who does he think will fall for such?
Lynn and Doricc are still taking a
heavy course In campusology.
Jerry Bucher reaches for a belt (to
haze with) instead of a Lucky.
James Collins dotes on church now.
Isn't there a dormitory belle that too
likes church?
John Beckham still wishes he could
take another course in German but
says that he can get that all taken
care of after class hours.
When Is JJ going to quit fooling hH
public and settle down to that straight
and long path?
By any chance have you hcen the
cigarette case that Marianne gave
Willingham the night he quit her?
It is a cute case. Poor Willingham
cheer up the worst has already come
and gone.
Charles Hickman can you do no
good with "Nalda?"
Nell and Fuqua cast those glances
every once In a while.
Harvey (Mousy) Hickman needs
some hlghlife or nltellfe one. Some
day a snail is going to overrun him.
Pick up man!
What's this we hear ubout .!
being a ladles man?
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It is easy in the world to live aftei
the world opinion; it is easy to soli-
tude to live after our own; but the
great man Is he who in the midst of
the crowd keeps with perfect sweet-
ness the independence of solitude.-
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Teachers in N. Y.
Face Stiff Test
In Getting Jobs
New York City. Teachers applying
for Jobs In New York City schools arc
contemplating writing a new ditty
which will have a title which goes
something like this "The Board of
Examiners Will Git Ya If Ya Don't
Watch Out."
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And especially this new song will
be chanted by the college and univer-
sity graduates who hold masters and
doctors degrees for the board has a
new pronunciation examination that
Is a "benner" If we are to judge from
some of the results given in a few of
the tests.
Here nic a few of the new additions
to lexlocology made by the examinees:
Manger rhymes with anger.
Assuidlty should ihyme with liquid-
ity. Lamentable accented on the second
syllable.
Maniacal is accented on the first
syllable.
And In the field of word definitions
their new contributions included:
Noisome has to do with clamor.
Littoral with unpoctic language.
Temerity with lack of courage.
Machinations are a form of labor
saving machinery.
Fatuous is related to corpulency.
Commenting the report of the board
said: "Apparently the explanation of
n marked weakness in vocabulary is
to be found in a habit of reading care-
lessly or Inattentively or perhaps in
the lack of habit of reading at all out-
side of the limited field of elementary
subject-matter."
U. C. Car Owners Beg
for Parking Tickets
Berkeley Calif. University of Cali-
fornia collegians have found a new
way of beating the law bo far as park-
ing ordinances are concerned.
Here's their simple plan: First' get
a pat king tug for over-parking. Sec-
ond stick it on your windshield every
day when you park to go to your
classes.
The theory behind it all Is that the
police will pass by a car that Is al-
ready tagged.
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Boys Glee Club In
First Meeting See .
Successful Season
The Daniel Baker Boys' Glee Club
had Its first scheduled meeting last
Monday night at the studio of Mrs.
Julia Wilkinson Hall In Coggin Mem-
orial Chapel. Nineteen members were
present at the newly organized club
and much Interest was shown as plans
weie discussed for the season. Mem-
bers hope to make this the best glee
club In the history of Daniel Baker.
There arc still positions open for more
members and those who believe they
are "songsters" should get In touch
with Mis. Hall or surprise the club
by being at the next metelng 7:30
Monday night. Officers elected at
the opening meeting were: Melton
Smith Brownwood ptesldcnt; Cullen
Porrv. Bam;s. vice president: Vernon
Welch Bcatty librarian and David
Parks Temple reporter. Helen Post
Wright was elected as club sponsor.
Members of the club nre: Melton
Smith Haydcn Goodglan Jack Mc-
Clcndon Mourlce Norton Bill Ellis
Dick Austin Ned Snyder Charles
Willingham Brownwood; Jake Mc-
Culley Leonard Scott Blanket; Mil-
ford Davis. Eliasvllle: Alvln Stanford
Ttlllahnt-n- Ctillmi Ptrrv. Ban Irs: Ver-
Inon Welch Beatty; Clifford Nelson
I Coleman: J. Lee Smith Rising Star;
Tom Willis. Wortham: David Parks
j Temple and Jimmy Settle Cross
i Plains.
If You Want To Be
A Good Salesman
Stay Out of College
Bournemouth Eng. College men
are too diffident and refined to make
good salesmen in the opinion of
Charles C Knights and English busi-
ness executives who addressed a meet-
ing of sales managers here iccently.
"For 99 per cent or salesmen in
their dally work the university man
has no advantage over the secondary
schoolboy" he believes. "What use is
a knowledge of Latin or Greek or
higher mathematics to a salesman
who is selling soap to a small shop-
keeper or for that matter selling
S tor mildness
- for better taste
HITHER AND YON
Suitor: And where Is your sister
Jimmy? 4
Jimmy: She Just ran upstairs to
change rings when she saw you com-
ing. Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
"Father" said the small boy "what
Is psychology?"
"Psychology my son Is a word ox
four syllables that you ring in to dis-
tract attention when the explaining
gets difficult." Exchange.
Patient (nervously); I suppose the
operation will be dangerous doctor?
Doctor: Nonsense! You couldn't buy
a dangerous operation for $40.00
Victoria Colonist.
A weary telegraph agent stationed
many miles from anywhere In the Su-
dan In the hottest part of summer
wired his superior officer: "Please re-
lieve mc: can't stay here: am sur
rounded by lions elephants and also
wolves."
The officer wired back: "There are
no wolves in the Sudan."
Whereupon the wary one replied:
"Referring to my wire of yesterday
cancel wolves." Bystander (London.)
A Harlem shlek who had heard a
lot of talk about the great White Way
says It's probably no better than the
Colored way.
"Knlghty knight" cooed the medi-
eval chorus girl as she climbed Into
bed.
A man's methods may be studied
his resources considered and his ef-
forts admired; but the final verdict
of posterity is based only on the re-
sults he accomplished. "Reflections
of A Morning After."
What indeed does not that word
cheerfulness imply? It means a con-
steel to a motor-car manufacturer?
"It Is easy to talk In platitudes
about a liberal education but every
employer of labor knows that the pos-
session of a good academic record is
absolutely no guarantee that commer-
cial success will follow.
"I was tempted to wonder whether
an education which continued Into the
early twenties does not tend to fuddle
the mind rather than sharpen the
wits" he concluded.
Q&M
"OMAHA"-Wtnner one after
the other of the Kentucky Derby
the Preakness and the Belmont
Omaha is an outstanding horse
today.
And in the cigarette world
Chesterfield is butstanding.
Both won their place strictly
on merit.
Apply any test you like-
Chesterfields stand for the best
there is in cigarettes.
They are milder ... yet they
let you know you're smoking.
They taste better
easure.
tented spirit It meaai a pure hen
it means a kind and loving dlsposttW
It means humility and charitylit also
means a generous appreciation of oth.
ers and a modest opinion of self-.
Thackery. '
Such help as we can give each other
in this world is a debt to each other
and the man who perceives a super!
iorlty or a capacity in a subordinate
and neither confesses nor assist It ii
not merely a withholds of kindness
but the committer of injury. Buskin!
It is only people who possess firm-
ness who can possess true gentleness
In those who appear gentle it Is gen-
erally only weakness which is readily
converted Into harshness. La ocae-
foucauld. The talent of success Is nothing
more than doing what you do well
and doing well whatever you do with!
out a thought of fame. Longfellow.
I am persuaded there is no such
thing after all as a perfect enjoyment
of solitude; for the more delicious the
solitude the more one wants a com-
panion. Leigh Hunt.
Speech was given to the ordinary
sort of men whereby to communicate
their mind but to wise men whereby
to conceal It. Robert Smith.
A camera that takes in 760 square
miles at one shot has been built. Until
now Hollywood could photograph on-
ly an acre of dancing girls at a time.
Jackson Dally News.
No book Is worth anything which Is
not worth much; nor Is it serviceable
until It has been read and re-read and
loved and loved again and marked
so that you can refer to the passages
you want In It. Ruskln.
Dr. Einstein said the other day
"Imagination Is more Important than
knowledge." That was befoe he got
stranded on the sand bar. Boston
Evening Transcript.
A gasoline that comes in the form
of jelly Is obviously only a first step.
Later will come out six delicious fla-
vors. Atlanta Constitution.
If we can perceive beauty in every-
thing of God's doing we may argue
that we have reached the true percep-
tion of Its universal laws. Ruskln.
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