Yellow Jacket (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 13, No. 27, Ed. 1, Friday, April 1, 1927 Page: 1 of 4
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WINEKACK IS BEER MAKER
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BUT ALL THIS IS TRUE
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Jteid and Watkins Have A
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15 DESPERATE
Nig MeCurvcr. the :.hick from
Ballingbr has mrcatcned to quit
-4foArtt.ite)nw"GqUf3' vs a if suit
of tho observation jfi poit holes be-
ilia cut In the dooii or ht private
necking apartments! A Nig's off
ptriods.'v these roomuocat. d on the
third floor of the Ifnc Arts nidg.
arc incidentally Used for practice
rooms for the piano students under
Profcvsor Stanley.
"This is what I consider ad
poor way of doing things." remarked
Mr. McCarvcr us ho rolled 111; large
brown beautiful eyes slowly to Hie
ground. "It's just like vjn.c pop'c
around here to want u but into
somebody's private necking paitirs
and spoil their education."
Mr. McCarvcr came to How aid
Payne by contiact to Instruct J he .
latest methods in loving and necking
which will benefit the girls when
Ihey leave college. A petition o
Dr. Oodbold protesting the obscr-
vallon holes in tlic doors has been
started by llallic -Beth Scales. Fol-
lowine her name on the list e lt.d
Mifscs Billie Eads Evelyn And?i-
wn. Opal. Clayton Ruby Adcock
Norma and Vcrda Yarborough Max-
inc Lary Louise Bettis Clco Mc-
Krlsty and Sue Russell.
Neck Coach
Professor Nig McCarvcr who
threatens to) leave Howard Payne
College as a rjtault of a recent con-
flict with' the authorities concern-
ing the peep-holes being cut in his
necking rooms on third floor of the
Fine Arts Building.
LOST A hair switch. Return to
Vaxlne Lary
NOTICE I positively will not be
bothered with petting parties on the
campus. Brother Watkins.
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WANTKD Buntatlons on how to
'0MW?ft'mwtcta'!lay Davis.
DEAN SUE RUSSELL 30 YRS. AGO
This picture is of Sue Rusrcll as laitcn at the Rcfoimatory thirty
jcars ago. She was only twenty at the time and had been cooped for
stealing Bibles f-iom a blind peddler but she said it was for the sake of
Auld Ange Syne so they made the sentence ten years shoitcr. Sue has
lepented this veiy much and at present she is eating only ten pounds
daily to as to let the other ten go to some of the blind child! en of the
world. This is the greatest atonement that she could do.
Ficshman Richards: Hey.
Red Doyle: What?
Frosh: Just want to tell you that
you have two nunc horns to sleep
THE FAMOUS HOWARD PAYNE SYMPATHY AND JAZZ ORCHESTRA
Above Is the latest photo of the
Howard Payne combination jazz and
sympathy orchestry which has- reg-
ular i rehearsals at four-thlrry.-Thls
THREATENS
Billie: You you ever expect to
find a perfect girl?
Jack- No but it is lot of fun
hunting.
organization furnished the music for
the st$e show v.h!:h bcan at seven
thirry and -lasted till ten thlrry last
Friday-everung. The personnel of
' fj JXuL Jfc ak & A j.
BROWNWOOD .TEXAS APRIL FOOL 1927
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The Rev O. C. Rcid a well known i
Junior together with Brother Wat-
kii. supcrlntei-t of-the. campii.
nro In the Ccntnil Texas hospital
i. iiwv !iih rQcoveiina in sepal- I
ate wards from wounds lecclved on
Wednesday in an altercation caused
by ditpulc in a poker game. Rev.
Hlghpockcts Clark the only witness
to the disgraceful affray clu es .hat
in the tiagic hand cl poker. lv bold
fiiur sixes which he bacWl to thr
limit prlcd icpricd and then
made the limit tougher. At the
showdown accoiding to Highpock-
ct's statement he picsented four .
sixes for inspection but both Bio. I
Watkins ana kcv. iteia iium im-
nceo. In the argument that fallowed as
to who's aces belonged to the deck
both men received severe wounds
from hair pins and rubber nucks
Meanwhile Clark eloped with all
money in sight and turned in the
alarm to Mclnnis Undertaker: pal-
lors fiom wnica an ambulance vas
dispatched. A icprcscntalive fiom
this Name It upon entering the
room in which the contemptible'
knock-up and diag out was had
which was no o.nci than the .spaci-
ous 4x6 office of Bio. Watkitto sit-
uated Just acioss the boottjvard
south of the power plant found the
floor littered with playlm' caids.
dice cigar stubs whisko1- bortl;s
aiili poker cliips.
The Impression of a gigantic foot
was found in the flooi. ii ! con-
jeeted by eminent authorises that
this impression as made b a pre-
liletovln animal hi:t in i.Mf diiininn
it was made by Highpockets Clark.
We trust that these two notables
will have a speedy recovery and
that Bro. Watkins will busy himself
more with mending the loop-polos
in our tennis couit back-siop 11 an
with whittling upon the anatomy of
Rev. Reid.
If I thould live to be
The lait gill in HPC
I hope thcic will never be
Any inoi c fights for me.
Scales.
Hicks: I'm stuiving for love.
Verda: Well this is no fiec lunch
counter.
this orchestry are Red Doyle cornet
extreme center; Drizzil Smith the
trombone extreme right towards the
left; Jack Wetttt clarinet extreme
bottom;-Professor Bahleen"dlrcctor
I'll. ITfflS
GATGHESHBO
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Strongman
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Above is shown the manly physic
of Robust Singleton the .second Her-
culea to whom Lionel Stiongfcith
seem. merely an infant. Robust first
busted into the limelight In the Co-
manche County Fair in 1024 where
he achieved the almust impossible
feat of outpulling four full giovvn
mules while simultaneously slinging
a bull.
Captain Bipyd Has
Big Necking Party
With McAllister
Claude Eod captain-elect of the
1927 football team vvps ticn wkod
out on a lonely country road Sun-
day night. Match tith. in a totd
coupe witli Miss Pattie Leo Cioss
and Miss Bertha McAllister and a
young man was not lccognied by'
tho rcnorters of this "Name It and
Take It." Mr. Boyd evidently was
enjoying the hot necking party as
they remained there till 11 o'clock.
and first fiddler upper center (very
prominent); Allace Skerritt piano
directly behind the base fiddle; C.
Smoot Bell base drum just stepped
out. "
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PRICE WHAT HAVE YOU?
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nuflflnurflnt
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Howard I'.tv student body lias
unanimously ji nod tho 1oas Wo-1
mail';. UqIIj-i'o ji Fcrt Woith in pro- i
'claiming this v.-ecl: aa special Ja?zj
I Week In honoi or Bclhovolin iho
greatest jazz massagcr oi tho ivory i
Known today. Professor Stanley has
eo-opcratcd v.ilh Di. Oedbold who
lctjucstcd that every piano student
I be taught some ;ed hoi tuno ind
irnrn at lc ist Ihroo step- of the
Ill.ick Hollfin MioS Dtrn Sue Rus-
srll has given gloat ii'sistance in
the instuicling of all tho inmatcj
I of Hie Uormitoiy in the latest .stcp
that have been oieatcd for the ball
loom store.
Mr. nohlin. diiccto-. of the bind
and oi client! . i has hold strenuous
lohcaiso.la eveiy day this veefc in
prcpaiallon of the ja: lecital to be
given at th6 Tnst Baptist church
Sunday rveninr as the olima foi
i he .spcfinl Ja Wool: The pro-
Tarn will i "lii('" all of th" latest
ja' mmibeis with r. few ot the old
ma' tcr)!eces of th" ago. namely
"Red Hot Mama " ' Oh. Sister Aint
lint Hot' and "Ye Sir That's My
Baby. '
Preacher Button
Curls His Hair
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Nettie Newman leooits to the
Name It and Tok? It that she h
positively sine that the Rev. Frank
Dutton the possessor of the beau-
tlful curlv black lotl:s ol liair. is
using ourling lions to make his hair
so pietly.
ADMITS THREE
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Above is a snapshot of Miss Annie Payne College who has recentlyad-
Mlddleton noted professor of the mittcd that she has been in JOve
Romance Languages in Howard I three times.
Honovvs of horrows "Olio of t the
members of Hownrd Payne sacred
and venerated faculty has strayed
from llln Ktralahf anrl nnnw with
and has fallen into tlw.clutches of
the low." " .vi
Our worthy und cs'tecmed Instruc-
tor of srlcnrc. fr. Winekack Whou-
penbrenner is cooling his heels in
the local bastille. While engaging
In a most ritous and debauching
revelry in his sanctum In the second
floor of the Administration building
our Noble Whoopenbrenncr was .'ac-
costed by chief Flat Foot Gulltons o!
the local stiong mm squad accord-
ing to a .statement not made to one
of the "Jackets" special 'Interview-
ers. Whoopic upon realizing thathls
standing in the church school and
community would become somewhat
down if he allowed himself to be
apprehended by this emlsory of tho
law let out ore of his "Whoops" for
which lie is named and bolted for
the doo.-. Mr. Winekcg fled to'the
privacy of his laboratory carrying
with him a bottle of flowing 'suds' of
which ho was partaking with aban-
don when thr scourge to cvil'doera
a rived on tho ccne. Immediately
after bolting the doois behind him.
Mr. Whooupenb.-cnnsr created an-
other of tho-o appetizing odors for
which have gained him fame In tho
scientific world and which is 'men-
tioned in another column of. this
name it and tike it. Chief Oull-
liams and all other occupants of.thc
Main Building promptly sought oth-
er quarters leaving the buildlng;to-
tally everted except for the cvftdtr
of the law that was enclosed Within
the walls fiom whence came the evil
odois This Is the much sought after
explanation to Hiotoiy 102's not
meeting on that afternoon. Finally
Mr. Whooponbicnncr va3 cornered
and his laboratory scaiched. An
asiound.ns number of blown beer
bottUM were confiscated together
with a ciockery ehurn.a rubber tube.
a hydrometer tester a oottlc cap-
per several pounds of caps and a
ease of Blue Garter Malt. The Blue
TRAVIS JACKSON CURTIS
liclrt hv cllv nffloln.5 on a i-hniw of
malicious flirting is declared by de-
luded gills to be Don Juan himseir.
It is urdeistood that 74 co-eds will
appear imainst him when he is nr-
lai-jr.ed oefcie City Judge Pouns to-
day.
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Yellow Jacket (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 13, No. 27, Ed. 1, Friday, April 1, 1927, newspaper, April 1, 1927; Brownwood, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth102104/m1/1/: accessed April 26, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Howard Payne University Library.