McMurry War Whoop (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 11, No. 1, Ed. 1, Saturday, September 16, 1933 Page: 2 of 4
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McMURRY WAR WHOOP
JSrfHurry War Wi)iw
Student Publication ( lYWurrt ( orVge
Abilene 7 run
Mrmlx-r Tra liitcriollrjjiatf I'rr Association
Kulrrrtl a second 'lav matter at the
I 'oil Of fur at Mulfiir Texas
Subscription Hatr $1.50 per vear . 75 cr term
Advertising rates on applualion to
the business manager .
HYMAN F TEAGUE
Will" in (Air
FLOYD MARSHALL
llusintss Manure
The War Whoop Motto
For tht wrung that uml resistance ;
For the cauc tint m-etL asjktame;
For the future in the dttam.e.
And the pooti that we can do.
LITTLE FISH WHAT NOW?
tear in Mc.Murrv reinemler jut a few simple
rule if etiqurt-
It's no in to smile.
It's no in to look happv.
It's no in to Ik- frieudlv. lon't always expect
the other 1 1 1 low to speak first.
It's no in to have a good tune
It's no in to le MHithle anil a hail-fellow
well-met
I If vou expe-t to yet the most out of vour col-
1 lege life yet hep mv lo gtt hep.
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A LARGER SCOPE
TONIC TALK Editor s Meanderings
('reeliiis vv.iitn ami otherwts
are In order Consider llieni ii
given
V V
Having passed the summer in utter indolence
(go ee a dirtioiiatv i I'll $wep the cobweh out
of our Mfrv am) write something. Oh )ou're
not ii lerts cd in 'stunt thing" eh Well then. I'll
write about the war in Peru
ltv 1)1 .it. dues ther- tiaiitven In lie a cood
"" ""' " "" " ' "" war in leiu right now? 1 don t know
.at to nnothei us a word ol o . i ... rii tv .ui it. r!
KnetiiiE resides "How are vou
I CoLlEgA
1 1 .
Hut let
VOU till I-
He: It's an old bus hut she move.
She. eali up and down
The entrance of Mc.Murrv tollege into Teva
( onfereme football circle mark the beginning
of a new era for the sthool.
VV ith the increased lompetition on a larger
riiU i the itiKtl ami indite ex
prcsum tmt alter the 190th tune
in a dav it Ix-tonies monotonous
don t vou think- llovvia Ihui it
Well pals
mie. it looVi
Ii tends
liVt
and out'
great tn-ar.
s". I .ii.'4 111 i.slk aWil the rirtsrowers in 1 Here are H"f
Igvpt. Oh there ate no rice-growers' in Erxpt? That riNg oa tree:
Well t hina then InJ t1.. rr ere ve.
The tice-growei. grow rice as might be ev W Ao dint Jo e
jetted even bv the most simple minded of men
Itiuden'.allv Id like to be in China or some
other far-off plate on a nice vacation or jut piping voke
a plain vat alien (
Someone wanted to know the other dav where "I do not choose to run
And then iheie wa the plumber who had
aid a little Ford
but itv up to von and vou and cnt o-i niv vaiation. wen. I wem ro re one one oav
i ... i . i .i .' i i mi I v on to make it mv Vnd tivlmien attefiuHn mt liHAetl aroumt. I aw outon on
cale. it i to 1-e hoi-etl that our chool will make a '" '" """' " xv .vimiirMHiiui w;.l.
i . .l t)n wnv to lieetvine niurV.lv a lwvrl three id and lilrne on the other and o deiu
cteat lug nnpreion (in more wav than onel on m " 1"'" " a iwn
.i ... i i i i i .i of ttie tolleue l- to find wnir f to come home
other institution- Mmh. however depend on the " up l'"ek.' s una jvnu
tmlelil IkviIv " " u l nn- m mum
MiMu.rv ha. a reputation for fair plav and 0" ran xr" M? u '"' M
good portnunvhip. For u-h a reputation 'to con- "' 0t' MH;' f u'Mr M1C' N
tuuie we the memlr of the Mudent boilv. mu-t """'"duni. )" H'e slex clnlr i(
W good xpoit ol : ' kepiue secret.
We shall i-ome in contait with student from wrV on the Totem; whatever vu
manv other ihooU durini; the ensuing nine
ltlnHH at eivrvHAere
Hvt the all take a t o) fare;
. e mf Jcnt go iM-M.eri
You
months Will von le frieudlv and cordial?
vou plav fair and s(pure"'
SECOND FLOOR WEST
Will
Xdviee to Kisli lon"t get too Mnatt
vvxld like to do ho it now and "au '
don't wan until Chnstiuas to N V" l lfla'": l' P a1'-
s ou inivht jiaduVe in four vear.
4 . o
I ife will i-ever le the same at ves old Alnv
Pit ken. r vllv made a hit with I Mamm 0w that the Holv of Holies ha trained)
the trvihmau cla in his sp-h aM exft. tuantdv of hair on the upyver lip. Bt
to them the other da The lnink nothing of it children Tliink nothing of it.
"ferns hive been heard to sigh He iu.t wanted to show ws unbelievers that such
IM srart a uKl tsVe olace j
i cis cainpusoiog -ou jui
Mm ve alieadv adoptexl Hie motto t.tt hot lahv.
l'aa full) laillioned von llitt it still nkt-s
get hot'"
eleven imniiteV tnd iv tMmls ( entral Niudnd
Tune to make one dune and theiefoie not to pt ml
tiHi muili Hut vou're lrttdv tlttulel to U- one
small itHikie vlule the dough I ts
Ml light little fish inn lions and lutvt vour
fling Niw votil wild oaK but jut umember
one thing x'u'H hitir to fii tAtm neu'W e
Don I get so hot vou II bum vomself out
Don't tompletelv igtime vour stuthev solllp
dav ou nnvlit uttstl a littlt uiformatioii on how
to keep that woll fiom the door
located on the vt-st md of setxvud flor.
o
A SMILE
It. understood bv eveivone fiom ISorwav
lt the Nile. It has the poteucv of sun
Pus frieudlv Uiuung smile. ll worth no end
Of moiu-v it tanuot hint or dile h! sweeter
Kir than houtv this frieudlv beaming smile.
It h. the power to do so miuh along
Hie weaiv mile It is the Under human
Tomb this fueudlv sunuv smile
To aivt- it is no trouble it alwav
Don't lav heiv tto long ou unglit have to '- wotth while it puks a grief-
ive vo.T hall Hlowii bubblts a swift and gene
Don't tal' in lovv too soon 1 cam stunetlung
ptditi nl biisiuess and wot Id itnr befoiv blessetl
events.
Don't spend ill of v (mm moiH t in N-itt iuIm i
I lit le's alwav s M.iv
i;A A'lvA What iwuv
PROGRESS
Mmulil t blatk tat tioss voui path would vou
turn about and io lv.uk' I'll it's supiistition
Foui ve.ns igo the little hl.uk t.it Ktar
erossetl Vintma's wav nd 1 -tMHHt.lHHI peoplt-
tumed batk Uul onu tunes even th.i' manv ptx
pie tv be wioug
Piev ate wiving win u thev l.nk piogiess am)
foiesight
n pivdmblv the most piogiessivt nation in tlu
One reason foi Vmeina's stieatuevs is tint she
win Id Hut when piogiess tntls tit-adt ute btguis
Manv ioniums ago l-gvpl w is a land of high
eulluiv and tivilualion but riitltltnlv she bts line
Miiug and conleiit with hi i wavs and no lougei dts
wuhis of new idea and new atvouinlisluiunts
The rest of the stmv is one of dtsav and tlowufall
( hina's historj is sunil.u
V tountiv can not stand complittlv still it
must eithei piogiess oi itlioitiesv Foi four vvmis
Aim m a ha. utiogiessl Uid the woiltl with hot.
1 Hut tod iv. initio the leaileisiii of rit-snliut Uoos.
veil and the Ml V umloubltdlv wo an- oinv moie
gomg loiwanl
Mav we evu conlinut to do sti ami nevti again
Ih so iMinplttelv ilvsmd as to Hun huk ami fltv
ioiis smile.
It vivs "butk ui! le of good iheer the
W or Ill's not whollv vile'" It mves
New coinage slav a tear this frieudlv
lovous simle Tis imsh-i far than au
Kiowu it alwav s (. m stvle and lives
lu txuiutiv or in town this frieudlv
UiMiiuug smile
- vNV'cWevJ
Opinions
MAN AND MULE
nule draw
Ovti the lull Hailed a m m bilinul a
ing a plow said the man to the mule
"Hill vou an- a mule the son ot a iackas.s and
I am i man made in the image of Cod. et heiv
wt woik liilihcd up toguhct jivar in and ear out
1 otttii wondti it vou woik lor uie or 1 work foi
vou eulv I think it a partnership Ktwcvn a
mule and a tool loi smelv I woik as haul as vou
it not haidei Plowing or militating we eviver the
sunt distant e but vou do it on four legs and I on
two I iheufoie do twice as iiuitli woik per leg
as vou do.
"Nmn wt II be pupating foi a com nop When
the nop is haivtsied I give one-thud to the land-
lord lot being so kind as to lit me use this small
spevl. of Clods uutvcisc. One-thud goes to ou
and the Isilauov is mine ou consume ill of our
poilion with the exivplton of the cobs while 1 ill-
id
Miss I uVei has an Kimlis!
clao with females m it whereas
Miss Christopher h a class
when last heard of hd seven
male making up its members-ship-
And nothink can K done
about it'
Ami then there s the one aUmt
(Siv vou next week
The Medicine Man
Snap-Shots
I Km Mtslv the lainM man
in Hog Outer this week aunoune
ed that okra is fis favorite ftxvl
I All he has to do to eat it he ex
plained is to open his mouth anil
) let it slide down.
Puralla Whippeis.napper Wt
her sense of nuylestv on Mam
Street last tslnestlav She also I
lost hei thcstvand tluvt at the j
same tune
Met Ivaruacle has anothei dtv
I hat makes his seventeenth. He
was reading aKnit "dog food the
tvther dav in a inaKatine and he I
figured that he unglit need n
il this tlepUMssion gets anv vvwiNe
Maml.v tant linurv out this
niovement to support the blue
eagle "All I ever seed" .).
she "could fl alone"
o
Heard while walking down the halls
She: le mxer lied iu mv life
He; Migosh1 How do vou sleep
o
Cuf jAm telh a treat btf hiJ.
According to unofficial renvits this guv le-p
Ml of whom he had lured to
In view of whuK I propo-
the lma hir him as a professional "lure"
Tlie eurollmtnt would piobahlv double bv next
vear
feet
'l ou'rv all signed up and rearing to so.
Utile lisAuha: mm '
You've been told that colltue is the holiest l answer lo nunv queues we will state her
place this side of hades ami well vou'll get and now that the l.ibrarv I not foi purel) onia- ha XUvh h1
burnt mental purposes '...i
You've also lveen told that vou're suitiHiscd ti Moievwer. it is not solelv a place in which vou ' hf1 . '" ..
tud) once in a great while but vou don't U-lieve "' " P a'KU" usie mith "
all vou hear It is not a kvhh) place lo take a nap.
lou've read that vou'ir siipposul to gtt thiough luitheimoie and utt identallv it is haidl) suit- Wlsthaeinpei dtMiig right no
in four vear. but vou never wne one to rush mat Me fo' let-uational purptvses. My m his new pevst as assistant
ter. St vou figute vou'll lake six veils at least In it ate to !e found look of everv sort a van- in the book store we wonder if
llicn. vou II get lo patl.lle five k ne.atious of the " '. iiuB4iii.es. ami several newsjpew the ne win make ue name inai lis Jjffu HW he T&P hcJfv
gieeu voung iniugs i'ii"' i'"1!'"'-' su muis is vl iuuu- tvau- iiats. v"iv". stati vii this week
You're wise t the fail tint tollege is a gH.l "im mailer for vou and vou and vou JUsl a thought j ult;uUVIl
piate in lau in love ami itieieloie vou u- alrenlv v "" " " i"piuai i-run u is m-t uueiiv tus-
easting eve a" the good looking tligiblt-s. srueful to ipptar in the I ibrarv for more than
'Ahtsji vou left home. Mama shed a teal and le mimites and vou aie not ne-essanlv labeled
told vou always to lemaui sweet ind pure Hut. book wot in if vou ate found in this place.
il
Prof Smith I want to coiurxlulate vou. Your
srades have improved nolioejiblv lex-entlv
Smith Yeah I changed room mate.
First Coed t pointing at xassing bov 1 : Jn'
verv humoious and clever He's siniplv a earo.
SewnJ ditto" Yeah the jevker
A". FIxms rsj
Had a Jtv:a itV-s-Au
rtvs rt "Ctvrws nij(.Vtv nvia '.'
The Senate e tuvsvevi.
Rut te VuJ e fdi.
rv af 'sl e . W'eJ M J v.Ve.
nd the little one fiom Dallas. h-h h h-h
Whuh reminds me that I would like to go
fishing.
She sgses!nelv I Mv hands are cold
lie IvaOvfullv i Sit tvii ihc nv
KenMfsl 1 tlesperalelv i I place lav all at jour
Gold Digger ni vour last ceitt.
He let's pitth dslUrv
She Sn
He You know the gime pitch dollars in
he loi-enmc iur-e Fine' Heie s the hsve.
niiink It Over
Now Run Alone:
Indian
re vou liivxl of this?
1 believe I'm
You must c'lnup sometime
WELCOME
To all the freshmen m the school
Male female old and vounj;
heartv hand we give to vou.
We welcome vour saucv tongue!
You uvav le green vu mav be dumb
ou mav le sill) Mill
We aie right glad to have vou here
nd offer vou our goodwill'
To all the Socles seen around.
Those students so conceited
W e gieet ei h one as one of us.
Glad our ranks are completed!
Into vour hands we give the right.
To keep the tish in line.
Guard well vour tiust and do vour best
To see that thev don't pine.
To all the Junior hei about.
Of course we're glad vou'te here
You're getting wier everv da
Vnd lend vour part of cheer.
Whate'er xou do where e'er vou go
nd eviu whit vou sav
Remembei those vvho copv vou
and watih vou everv dav.
To all the loidlv Seniors here
We gravelv dunk a toast
You aie the kings and queens of us
bout vou all max. boast!
oux- soon to leave these well-beloved hall.
Hut while vou'ie still here
givat big wtltome fellow studes-
W'e're glad that xou lie near'
To all the college fatultv
TV- students look with pude
Xou are oiu guitle. our beacon when
Fxerv little while nun l-ems to think that
it i a nuel world am) decides lo go tmup :i th
rijer lust then some tneid happsiis alouig give
him sit on the batk and saves his life
little Kw fxlU down and skin- his knee.
However iu.t as ht i. ixvidx to he down and die
mother routes alon VNes the wou'tJ aiul exrys
thing is fine asam.
Four vear-. aitv I m 'e Nvmmie (who is a xwi
little Kv at heart .tubbed lu. toe aid fell x-etv
muehlv iniuixl Hut at tht tmte we were all read
to drown ourelve. m the lake. Fate -em Mr. Rooiisw
even our wav aiui me wono t. poitev arta rxtaea
once ntoiv.
President KtvveveU cante alon taptsl up our
wound with a few des gave us a kiv. and teu
cents m cash and .aid
"N K. "
"Now Hon Vlcat
Thank the I oixl for Mr Rosv.eve.lt
OBSERVATIONS
hat bum. me up i. ihent dumb dantes on the
l West Coast weauu' pants. Vhev ain go no sns
I of shame-Mae "she le Han Wrong" Wet
I We all like a little .oft soap if there isn't too
muth he m it lvexv.
lough gtt the wave we tide.
In all the .chook in all the land
None can come up to vou
A hcaitv welcome f.vultv
SiKvess in all voi do'
And last mot least) to Pvexv
We all take off our hl'
He is the one man ol us all.
Who's alwav up to bat.
He keep. u. .liatghl in all we do.
He is our Grand Old Man!
Vnd so lo Piew we salute-
He alwav. undcrMands'
lllltit- .SIltiHIt- ..l-ll l ltllllla.il bv t.i.llk It.i
IS IT REAl LY WORTH WHILE? dutks and a Imukei If we both utx-d sltH-s! vou
gil 'tin Hill vou aie gtlling the k-st of me and
On mint sides todat the t.iv i. k-ing htaul '' vUI ' ''" u" ' "ullN the sou of a jatkavs
that a iHilltge eduiution is not woith the unmet to swtudlt-a man the loul of tiealion out of hu ' My
rxjieuded fm it substaute durf'k) Ellen Ryiia
U ituth a stattmeiit icallv line' I "Wliv. Vtni onlv help to plow and vultivale this fho chief ot the McMuriv In
Let u. exiiuuue a few fails I giound uul I alone must tut shot k and husk cvuu ' dniii Tribe is tint vvorttii pre-si
Students uo enl lo college foi a taiult of I v''ilo vou look otei the fenee and lie-haw at me fdent ol the Students association
rx-awms. inong tin m to kltei intpaie them " Ml fall and iuol ol the winlei the whole fain- This high offno is held bv Anion
elte for thin life's woik to ttuiuit noise so. ul ' l'Ui giannt to the kibt pitks tottou to help Juhitston of Wellington Ttvxav
ilnlitv and noutlutlniis lo leant the ait of u-.il se tnoiu-v lo pav taxi and buv a new sot of Hit is our chief not onlv as
BOOK REVIEW
Onlv the most tiululKtiil doti
nttioii could tlostiibo Mi IVront
field's invv Kk .is a novel tl '
has manv ot tin qualities and in
givdteuts ot (n lion but lis pint-
a is itiviK-ilv in the licit) of auto-
living hitucss uul pav uiteiest on ihe moitgage on vou leader of this orgniuiaiiou but htogrHphv It vvns tviilten a
Hut Iium main attuallv at-voinplidi these .inns' v' hontiv tils. Vnd what do xou iau about the also as a member of maiix other . (h( KsUt-atiou infoiuis us fw
liith-etl the maontv of gnk auiuit- a gooA nunlgage' Not a 1111111' Wit low-down uiscal I links ot the caiupus. tiiou sostus
niosptM foi .1 hiiskuitl and the ui.tpuitt of th ''' ' "i wturvnig aknit the mortgage to have a habit of bevtmiuig pixsi h1- uxv '' "d their vtni
sinilan. and a iiootv ' IU' tnmtlt ungialeful hide
dent He was head ol the soph dreu and gmndihildien that thev
dreamed the greater nuiulei 01 d.ints of Jorge an.i Klxir xan
Viuencaiis would live long gynoi Ks.n
atious aftei hejiad died in Hut l" 'hat htst mv Mll)
tsiittiiitiitti is-iiiinic vvnitn it.eii uie (stges vvt tl . Hook Ttv
..... .. .. ... Uvv nau ()v nMfe
lainuv ponies lieix and a do
1 no rami is tint tusiorv ot ot otheis whose live tombed.
an .xuienc.111 uiniuv rinxtugii ton 1 Mimi 01 the rtwvn Simmo we for-
veuenilions. In this case the in low through the greattr pan of
iningltM stnuiis vvvio svlv hor iVOs t l0 Mnc o( XJac
mm it .inn I'linttu Kitgiisji con tVugal. who tani up frvnu Marx
ItelV Ml4ltltrl k Isillt it Krt
ilisitivsilion ' - -Vboiu the onlv tune I am voui lettei is on wnotv clavs In ItKHtat and of tlio 'w know a little what it was verging tioin Man land and Miss- land and clctivsl the wildemels
- V V . ... . .. . . ..a . .s. H. llll.lfl. I.l w.tlll.t 111 itt. ... tt. . . k..l. L.
tollege t-tliitMtion i not to be i-viidenuie.l. eMmn dav. for I tstn vole ami vou cant. nd Jih'i vlavs o( tati.tf IhoTtio I'ko ave iivxm itoumt iwit """""' " " "" - w 'n oev.iiiio tiu r"nUi or of
fin lodav mine than evei bcfoie- it i inaclieall
a nrs.s!-itv Hie abuse of iuh an tslutatioii bv the
slutleiilV is the pail lo be deplousl
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ITS NO SIN
ifl.... !-.. I..x.. I ..l.-.s ll.l 1 v. ... fkitK u .tt..i I it Ml 11 nraainsili. .st.itv t.dd s.sv.i.l t.s 'II ittttiv itlvit llV.W it IltK Ml OIUI
pitkaw a. voui p.iKi eiilv I am prone to won tlaiui his tapable Itsuleivhip last Hrmnlia.ul "so much Hie liellei One ot them Otnstt unt vit
dci if polilii wtte made foi men or jackaM- or vci He 1 ako an I It II thief V uresd nunv oth twyqile an- Mum who s a child utn kvsitle
to make laiku.siw of ineu NotwithstudliiK hln diautatit mid nix' ' like it ntwi not siniplv the wagtm trnni is hei tsithei
Vnd that ain't all Hill. When vou'te dead thai da. aiUvittt-s Vinon has (ound ' those whet tiro itatlxe HXo its Jorge van Kvsen dntvo his wagon
the cud of vou Hut me Tlie pauou telU me that ample tunc tor woik on the at It authoi to the Middle West Mi north and wst (ivn the Kio
J.inuo Ktiguson the vtung Stsvl
who cutie to th iilviel as hlx
huvtl man .uul st.u.si m to mats
iv Ins elder dmighter -ud crx.v
the b'suxn thixiiigh the iu est It
the IhvK is exmipoiuitUst of Mr
Hill if I don't do lust as he and inol of Ictlc field He h.u wxtu several HrtHiideltUUHV-K should have its Mate of Maivlantl tivtsl lo Ik Ult HtvuHfieMs uiemoiw ot hi own
Mail) a ludeut gotw thiough foui ttsti ol V'1' '' ' Hll 8 U hell foiever lliat i letter both in hasketkOI ud In plate beide Ither xtx id and dtvp and miw gaihensl aituid Im ''-'Idlnvd and vouih in ih Tvvvn
i-ollcge with a mm look on hit fate and touuiliun he av kwp nte fiom gitUtiR an Wcl out hvtM lhu this busy man ha- Iv telt rxvn 4lionsOl an Vnieiniiu hundixHllh. butlid.tv. at one n '"Hi on the Psinn. welded to lie
.1 il ...1 r H -Il 1I..1 ). . . t '1 1 1 of lifiv been able tit spix enoiitih ol his Hlv that liaslvanitdiiM U t the tluvso huge latuikv reunions p- "vsmIKMiwi ( the Mvh imj hint .
aiuicemioi itaii uul u waxasiightetl peisou "IVII uus Willum lon.idermg thcK things huw !iutble tlino to bevut one ol hvrv a htWvs ol a wa ot viiltar to th W'elem counitv ''' u fortlwstrsh.v hi. ivarvuti. and V
that the tollege wn coltl and uuliiendlt .... vou keen . slraU-ht fact and look to duinh and the bl known and liuMl Iiw.hI Ii vhm whi.litwan and t a kovhI ti ot htr own dttscendauis. .1...1 KMUthmrviils lit.. i... t.t...
So llttvu If thii l vuut finl or vour Utt knleninr"k.hne. . UvVnioiia on th liMtrxaUoii. wav. th wJ In which lti(eroii tn all. mxH than 1.V0 dien in . ... 1
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McMurry War Whoop (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 11, No. 1, Ed. 1, Saturday, September 16, 1933, newspaper, September 16, 1933; Abilene, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth100682/m1/2/?rotate=90: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting McMurry University Library.