The Penny Record (Bridge City, Tex.), Vol. 37, No. 49, Ed. 1 Wednesday, April 3, 1996 Page: 2 of 19
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From the Right wing, in the U.S. mail, I just received my New
Um Trickery Stuff kit. The kit, commonly referred to as NUTS,
contains Kerns needed to be a good right-winger in the 1990’s.
The NUTS kit came from the state of Idaho, from a county
where the people, rather than collecting stamps, coins, or trading
cards, collect auto and semi-automatic weapons, hand gre-
nades, and such, getting ready for the Revolution. The county
also provides sanctuary for Los Angeles police officers who like
to beat up blacks, Hispanics, and other minorities, including very
poor peopto
My NUTS kit contains:
1. An America flag and cross. When I write my letters to the
editor, I am supposed to wrap myself in the flag and stand under
the cross. Then, I will know I’m right, and anyone that disagrees
is not a true American or a good Christian.
2. A list of “key" words to use in my aforementioned letters to
the editor, words such as Liberal, New World Order, N.A.F.T.A.,
and G.A.T.T.; Also, instructions on how to get words like Chris-
tian, Jesus, and "our forefathers" in every paragraph of every
letter I write. A. <
3. A case of Liquid Paper with instructions as to going in to
schools and public libraries in my area and erasing the First
Amendment to the Constitution (that bit about separating church
and state) from every constitution I can find.
4. One number three Eberhard pencil and one Big Chief
writing tablet. The tablet is to show I am a common man when I
write my letters to the editor and the pencil is so I won’t hurt my-
5. One condom, along with instructions on how to open K, so
I’ll know what I’m talking about when I go to school board meet-
ings. '
I’m saving my money for a Deluxe NUTS ML it contains my
own fax machine so I can stay in immediate contact with Rush,
G. Gordon, and the entire Congress of United States.
I’ll do my best.
Luv* ya*, Willie. z
FOOT PROBLEMS?
No Need To Suffer Any Longer!
Richard A. Schleiffer DPM, P.C.
PODIATRIST - FOOT SPECIALIST
300 E. Roundbunch, Bridge City Phone 735-7252
Jenny Wrecks the Nissan
by Gordon Baxter
SPECIAL
LUNCH PLATE
jenny minor wrecked her little Oriental pickup- I've sort of
been waiting for this. It’s an-85 Nissan and much livelier than
my *75 Toyota. And Jenny Is an 18-year old red head. Although
she sti needs her Canadian crotches tf she has a lot of waking
to do. The State of Texas has recognized her license and right
to drive. Sometimes she carries her wheelchair In the back, but
she loads K In herself.
She called us from High Island, said she had been m a wreck.
None of this is resolved yet, no word from whoever she hit,
although both she and the Galveston County Sheriff’s
Department reported no injuries. Jenny said the other car didn’t
seem to have any damage, drove away. Her pickup had the fan
jammed into Is shroud, but no headlight or grill damage so K
must hve been little more than a love tap. George Gtoson could
have pretty wen had Ns way with us If he had wanted to. It was
spring break weekend and the tribal custom is for the kids to
meet down at Crystal Beach. Jenny was pining away to go. I
gave her $20, told her to be careful. In Ns official report Officer
L. Stewart, Galveston County Sheriff’s Department, described
traffic conditions as "heavy", the weather clear and dry. At first
he just wrote up the Incidem, than later wrote Jenny a ticket for
"reckless driving" and "failure to control speed."
WeH. an officer has to say something, although the tires, grill
and bumper of Jenny's old *85 Nissan pickup were not
damaged. George Gipson said he could make it driveable back
to Beaumont tor $35. I called the office of Judge Frankie Hilton,
JP, and was told that Jenny's fine was $135 dollars, due on the
28th. When one considers the out of town traffic which Is heavy
at Crystal Beach during Spring Break one cannot help but
admire the restraint with which Crystal Beach officials are
dealing with what Is a most dangerous and abnormal traffic
situation. Officials of lesser moral and ethnic values could
readily use this rushing down the beach as a sort of open
season for a high handed policy of "ah hah! We got you, you
SOB." The Galveston County Sheriff’s Departmem, such men
as L Stewart and his supporting court system in the person of
Judge Frankie Hilton, JP, Crystal Beach, are acting with an
uncommon justice and fairness in a situation they could, if they
wished, reap some unseemingly but questionable profits. Their
ribbon at 3 Way Tire Company. The Wilks are new owners.
restraim, on a national basis, Is far more the exception then the
role.
If tor no more than selfish reasons, keep this In mind on when
it is time to re-elect these people. We have some decent
Christian elected officials down on the beach where you go to
have fun, fun, fun. And George Gipson’s shop is treating us like
kin folks. He didn’t know I’m a columnist; he’s just an honest
man down at Crystal Beach.
Smart
Shoppers
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| DONALD COLE
• NEVER VOTED FOR A TAX INCREASE*
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- TO MAINTAIN A MORE THAN ADEQUATE FINANCIAL RESERVE
HELPED PLAN AND GET A NEW GARAGE AND OFFICES
FOR THE COUNTY TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM
: • SERVED ON THE BUILDING COMMITTEE FOR THE
CONSTRUCTION OF THE TEMPORARY AND NEW JAIL
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• INSTRUMENTAL IN OBTAINING APPROVAL OF THE
COMMISSIONER'S COURT FOR A NEW VETERANS OFFICE
. TO UPJATE THE ROAD BUILDING PROGRAM TO MAINTAIN ROADS
WITH HIGH VOLUME TRAFFIC
- TO OBTAIN FUNDS TO BUY RIGHT-OF-WAYS, MAKING IT POSSIBLE
TO IMPROVE FARM TO MARKET ROADS
- TO OPEN LANDFILL FOR THE DISPOSAL OF WHITE GOODS,
METAL PRODUCTS, AND HOUSEHOLD FURNISHINGS
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