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help you
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Your status
in the eyes ot your contemporaries is
ascending, starting today Nice things,
ot which you II be unaware are being
said about you Know where to look for
romance and you'll find it The Astro-
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Dear Ann landers A recent
column of yours about a minister
who mispronounced the name of
the deceased three times during the
service brought hack some memo-
ries.
Our preacher got this one off a
few weeks ago while extolling the
virtues of a leading citizen during
the eulogy: "We have here only the
shell - the nut is gone ’’ - D. IN
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DEAR D.: Thanks for my laugh
for the day Beautiful!
Ann Landers' booklet, “Sex and
the Teenager," explains every aspect
of sexual behavior - where to draw
the line, how to say no, the various
methods of contraception, the dan-
gers of VD, the symptoms and where
to get help For a copy, send 52 and a
long, self-addressed, stamped enve-
lope (39 cents postage) to Ann Land-
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EEK & MEEK ®by Howl* Schneidar
Make your own dairy products such
as creme fraiche. buttermilk and yo-
gurt with the recipes in Polly's news-
letter "Make It Yourself Easy Reci-
pes for Foods You Usually Buy.” Send
$1 for each copy to POLLY'S POINT-
ERS. in care of this newspaper, P.O
Box 93863. Cleveland. OH 44101 5863
Be sure to include the title
Polly will send you a Polly Dollar
(fl) if she uses your favorite Pointer,
Peeve or Problem in her column
Write POLL Y'S POINTERS in care of
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April 20, 1987
Today is the Boston ■
Marathon, the old-
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3 Being
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Port Lavaca 552-2981
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burst if given a smart enough blow.
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10 Headwear
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numbers (abbr) 20 Wooden tub
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23 Raised pulpit
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49 Boll
50 Biblical
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51 Biblical
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thing that turned out fortunately for you 45 Yorkshire
in the past The scenario is the same
today
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov 22) Your mate-
rial aspects will start to look encourag-
ing again as of today Profitable possi-
bilities are back in the pipeline
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Oec 21) This
is one ol those days when you are likely
to be luckier dealing with big issues
than you will be with smaller ones Don't
waste valuable time on trivial matters
Tuesday's Lunch Special
Choice of Soup of the Day or Salad
Liver & Onion* or Beef Tips with Rice
*4.50
Senior Qtiwns
10% Discount
TODAY’S
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TODAY'S BARBS
BY PHIL PASTORET
All hindsight gets you is a view of the
south end of a horse going north as it's
being stolen because you didn't lock
the barn
Worst of two possible worlds: big-
screen pictures for small screens, plus
commercials, on some of the new mov-
ie tapes
TODAY'S TRIVIA ANSWERS: (c) Joan
Miro belonged to the Surrealist school
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marathon m
/( is the asS'AEferT’*:
110th day of 1987 and the 32nd day of
spring
TODAY'S HISTORY: On this day in
1534 Jacques Cartier, the French ex-
— plorer, reached Labrador
TODAY S BIRTHDAYS: Marcus Aure-
lius (1721); Napoleon III (1808); Adolf
Hitler (1889); Joan Miro (1893)
TODAY'S QUOTE: "The great masses
ol the people will more easily fall vic-
tims to a big he than to a small one" —
Adolf Hitler
TODAY S TRIVIA: To which school of painting
(Crossword puzzle —
itting are now either discouraged or
iwnright illegal
Despite the improvements in equip-
Port Lavaca Wave, Monday, April 20,1987—Page 5
However, in my experience, there
are three common and serious conse-
quences of contact sports in general,
and of football in particular.
The first is a ruptured spleen. The
spleen is a relatively unprotected or-
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contact one in his area, should
write to the American Association
of Sex Educators, Counselors and
Therapists at II Dupont Circle,
N.W, Suite 220, Washington, DC.
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By Ann Landers
trouble.
Impotence need not be viewed as
a disaster. A great deal of pleasure
.ind satisfaction can be experienced
by being close and loving and
innovative. Moreover, when the
pressure to perform is removed, a
man just might return to active
duty.
According to Dr. William Simp-
son. director of the Center for
Sexual Health at Menninger Foun-
dation in lopeka. Kan., your hus-
band is probably suffering from
inhibited sexual desire. His distanc-
ing may be a defense against
humiliation Dr. Simpson suggests
that he see a certified sex counselor
or sex therapist.
Anyone who wishes to check on
the qualifications of a sex counselor
or a sex therapist, or would like to
’ into a subject that's more likely to ap-
peal to us country folk. Believe me,
Im no expert on this subject by any
means, but I’ve asked around and
here's what I've come up with
Many people have told me that
good goat's milk is delicious. Howev-
er. some have said that if the female
goats are kepi with the male goats all
the time (other than when they need to
be freshened by breeding), the milk
will develop a musky, undesirable fla-
vor. I spoke with a goat breeder in my
area who said that is not necessarily
the case. Some goats just give better-
tasting milk than others. Also, poor
sanitation practices could allow off-
flavors to develop
Nubian goats are reported to give
the best quality milk However, some
other breeds may give a greater
quantity.
Mv goat breeding acquaintance
suggested that it you want to buy a
goat as a milker, be sure you taste
that particular goat's milk first.
That's the only way to be really sure
— Date book
What is HYPOGLYCEMIA and how
Third, head and neck injuries are, in « it treated? You can find out in Dr
my opinion, the most serious danger Gott's new Health Report on the sub-
in football Minor concussions occur ject. Send fl and your name and ad-
regularly I can't remember being M. 4raas to P.O. Ma fl4M, Cleveland,
and duty at a football game in which at OH 41101-3429 M sure lb ask for the
game, this causes doctors to worry
that more severe damage may have
larities have been reported among taken place
football players.
The contact part of football means
that almost any part of the body can
be injured The usual broken bones,
hematomas (bruises), twists L2J
sprains come with the territory.
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DEAR POLLY I've heard that
goat's milk is very rich and delicious,
but every time I’ve tried it, I haven t
cared for it it had a musty flavor I
think it would be very practical to
keep a goat, but not if we can't drink
the milk Could the milk I tried have
been spoiled, or is this lust the wav
that goat's milk tastes'' JANE'l
DEAR JANET — Hope the city
folk among our readers will be pa-
tient for a moment while we delve
daasd or have his “boll rung " This
phMomoooo is universal among pro-
foMional players Ob occasion, more
serious conruwlom can result, with
loos of conaciouenees
Ithough the manufacturers of
ball helmets are continually up-
grading their products and making
w them safer, no helmet is perfect
h .M.tball pads do not do a good job of Head and neck injuries are a common
protecting the spleen, and when it is consequence of football; I worry so
forcefully struck - during tackling much about them that I have not on-
or blocking - uncontrolled bemor- "*
rhage can result, making emergency in
surgery necessary
Second, kidney bruising is a com-
mon consequence of football playing
Several studies have shown that pro-
you're getting a good milker. Also, he
said you must practice excellent sani-
tation, using scrupulously clean
equipment and chilling the milk
quickly to prevent spoiling, bacterial
growth and the development of un-
wanted flavors and odors.
If all you goat farmers out there
want to send in more information or
your own opinions, I’d be happy to
have them! - POLLY
players
member this and work closely with
coaches, trainers and referees to min-
imise risks.
"The following astrological
forecasts should be read tor enter-
tainment value. Such predictions
have no reliable basis in scientific
fact."
LOOK DON
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
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couraged my own children to engage
tackle football.
Head injuries also concent the ex-
perts This is one reason that the rules
are constantly being changed to pro-
tect the participants, for example,
DEAR DR GOTT — Can playing fessional players usually pass small spear tackling, head blocking and
13 Rivers (Sp.)
14 Shellfish
15 Nose openings
17 Helf (pref.)
18 Belonging to
Lincoln
19 Least difficult
21 Moslem
commander
24 Hebrew letter
25 Aquarium fish
29 Diplomat
33 Dollar bill
34 Wind
instrument
36 Yorkshire river
37
contendere
' shots you may rub elbows with socially 39 Fumbler's
today They II be receptive to what you
have to say
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct 23) A repeat per 42 Upright
formance is possible regarding some 44 Health
1 Full of (suit.)
4 Emerald Isle
8 Outer (pref.)
Graph Matchmaker set instantly reveals 12 Octane
which signs are romantically perfect tor
you Mail $2 to Matchmaker, c/o this
newspaper, P O Box 91428, Cleveland.
OH 44101-3428
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) You II be op-
erating at a very imaginative level to-
day. and it's important to follow through
on new ideas that pop into your head
CANCER (June 21-July 22) You are
lucky for others today and they, in turn,
will be lucky for you This is why |oint
ventures in which you re involved
should work out successfully
LEO (July 23-Aug 22) Things you can t
achieve on your own today can be ac-
complished with a competent partner
Link up with a winner whose aims paral-
lel yours
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept 22) Don t hesi-
tate to talk about career matters to big
painting did Joan Miro belong? (a) Ex-
pressionist (b) Impressionist (c)
Surrealist
Impotency hurting marriage
Dear Ann l^iuli'ts. M> husband
(age 37) has become impotent and
refuses to admit anything is wrong
He says. "I just don't feel like it
What can a woman do when her
husband won't acknowledge that
he has the problem'* How do other
women deal with this’ It has made
me desperately unhappy because
"Harry " and I used to get along so
well. Our sex life was wonderful
Now he has become distant and
sullen He has seen a urologist and
was assured that there is no organic
disease present
Thank you for any help you
might give me. I don't know where
else to turn I'll sign this -- DESPER-
ATE IN DENVER
DEAR DENVER An avalanche
of new information on impotence
has appeared in the last eight years
The experts once thought this
problem was 90 percent stress-relat-
ed. Today they are saying that only
about 40 percent is caused by
anxiety and other kinds of emo-
tional problems They now believe
the major culprits are alcoholism,
diabetes, vascular or neurological
irregularities, prostate and urologi-
cal problems and medication for
high blood pressure and heart
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LET’S TAc-K ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE. >
THE GRIZZWELL8- by Bill Schorr
IS M BULLY
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ARLO AND JANIS * by Jimmy Johnson
1 DOW'TKNOW WMATMWtt
GETTING UP6LT ABOUT'
football be dangerous for a teenager9 amounts of blood m their urine after a
DEAR READER — There are game This comes from blows to the
many physical dangers inherent in kidneys during tackling, violent . .
* - —. blocking and pileups. Although mild ment and technique, football remains
.. . r ” kidney bruising is probably inconae- • dangerous sport for people of any
To begin with, there are risks in quential in healthy adolescents, an oc- «ge Parents and players must re-
simple warmups and practice Pulled casional football player may pass
muscles, cramps and strained tendons more obviously bloody urine after a
are part of any strenuous activity * "* *
Heatstroke and fatal cardiac irregu-
river
48 Fair grade
49 Hungarian staw
53 Behold (Lat.)
57 All (pref.)
58 huaky
61 Catches
62 Compile
63 Ear (comb.
form)
64 Cave (poet.)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jen 19) Friends 65 Strange (comb,
will want to do nice things tor you today. form)
so don't impede their efforts They 66 Negatives
know you're not looking for a free ride
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) Condi-
tions look very fortunate for you today,
especially In the involvements you'll
have with people you respect and cher-
ish Make these your priorities
PI8CES (Feb. 20-March 20) A short
jaunt to somewhere tun and different
will help quell your restless spirit today
Try to get an early start, and be sure to
take a pal along
ARIES (March 21-April 19) Something
good which will awaken fresh hopes is in
the offing for you today Others will be
Involved, but you'll be the principal
initiator
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Surber, Chester C. & Fulghum, Gary. Port Lavaca Wave (Port Lavaca, Tex.), Vol. 96, No. 189, Ed. 1 Monday, April 20, 1987, newspaper, April 20, 1987; Port Lavaca, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1280690/m1/5/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Calhoun County Public Library.