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usually takes a civil service examination to enter the United States gov
irnment’s surveying corps, but such red tape did not trouble "Snookums."
nonchalantly annexed himself to the government surveying party at
table afid see if there is any
there.’
Better than a plaster—Hanford’o
Balsam when thoroughly applied. Adv.
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IS NORSE,
SREEOEI
'ROHDES'
ARMY
Counts
Lots of girls put on airs, even the
air of innocence.
up to the top of It, look all over the
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“Do you know all the latest dance
steps, Mr. Gay boy?” asked the debu-
tante.
"Certainly.”
Pessimism.
- “There’s something in this world be-
tides money.”
"Yes,” said the cynic; “there’s the
poorhouse.”—-Detroit Free Press.
Why He Remained.
When the officer of the day entered
the guardroom he found it empty,
save for a private, who, airily attired
City’s Location.
A woman from the South
Easily Settled.
"What's the trouble about the pro-
gram ?"
"This prima donna insists that her
name be in larger letters than that of
the trained chimpanzee.”
"Let her have it that way," direct-
ed the vaudeville manager. "The monk
is intelligent, but he hasn’t arrived at
the point where he is going to kick
about the way we print his. name."
In Style.
“I'd like a stylish loan."
"What kind is that?"
"One which is V-shaped.”
To Use Cutlcura on Skin-Tortured
Babis*. Trial Free.
appropriate $32,000 for steel shelters along Big B and Little B streets, N. W.,
and then obtained another appropriation—1235,000—for a terminal market, to
be erected on the wharves, for the wholesale distribution of fish and produce
from the Potomac valley.
Mr. Sherman's enthusiasm in his attempt to reduce the living expense*
ot-the masses in the city of Washington is not to be confined to the District
of Columbia, but the plan as outlined and partially materialized will stand
as a working model for other cities whose mfant death rate and racial suicide
are statistically known to Increase proportionately with the cost of foodstuffs.
Washington feels that there is a splendid purpose back of this experiment,
far-reaching In its various individual phases, which extend from the hard-
working farmer who jogs into market long before dawn to the worried
woman whoso household expenses are such that there la no chance to lay
aside enough for the education of her childreh.
similar to that employed on a picture puzzle in many ways, for a amall piece
1a first examined carefully, then tried here and there, until presently-
eureka!—It fits exactly, or so nearly so that its position is definitely deter-
mined, and then the assembler takes up another fragment with renewed
faterest. __ \
The specimen T» believed to be that of a full-grown male, although not an
old individual, who lived in th* pleistocene age, probably 150,000 years ago.
Thoroughbred sires had been pro
■need most serviceable by continental experts and the project was under
ten along the same lines here, though there was a desire to try other light
rse types of stallion, and a few trotting, saddle and Morgan sires were
luded in the original stud. •
I The war department had received as a donation the thoroughbred sire*
tagon by Rayon d'Or, dam Ortega! by Bend Or, and Henry of Navarre by
light of Ellerslie out of Moss Rose by The III Used, from August Belmont
esident of the Jockey club, and these were turned over to the department
agriculture.
Other thoroughbreds were purchased and there are now at the station at
ont Royal, Va., eighteen sires, of which ten are thoroughbreds, the other*
Ing trotters and saddle stallion*.
The prepotency of the thoroughbred, experts declare, makes him ideal for
* work in hand, and, as racing was in its darkest days when the work was
ugurated, the task of securing horses of quality was easy. There was a
(position from the start to render the government every assistance in a
irk that is regarded as second to none in economic importance.
I With Russia’s appropriation for horse breeding totaling more than $4,000,
) for 1914, and the czar adding more than $1,000,000 in the same period
m his private purse, there was cause for faultfinding when the appro
lation for the work in the United States during the same period was cut
im the original $50,000 to $30,000. Now the department has been notified
it it must carry on the work for the coming twelve months for $25,000, and
ire is certain to be an appeal to congress as soon as the house convenes
A gras* widow says the only way
to reform a husband that really needs
reforming is to swap him for a yellow
dog—then poison the dog.
Some men are like umbrellas; they
have so many ups and downs. ____
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Putting Together Bones of Mastodon Is Puzzle
IE preparatory and aids in the section of vertebrate paleontology of the
1 United States National museum are busy putting together the bones and
fragments of a huge skeleton of a mastodon secured near Winamac, Ind., by
the assistant curator of fossil ani-
"Sir, do please tell me where is |
Lady," said he, with the utmost Why Suffer With Pellagra?
gravity. "It’s right at the top of those --------——
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agitated when, after being conveyed
through the Hudson tube, she found
herself in another subway. Rushing
up to a knowing looking individual,
she asked, in an agitated tone:
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"Maggie never forgot the
again.’’—Youth’s Companion.
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Ingenious Method by Which Lawrence
Hutton Cured Waitress of Her
Forgetfulness.
PERFECT HEALTH...........
Tutt’s Pilis keep the system in perfect ordec.
They rezutate the boweis .nJ produce """*
A VIGOROUS BODY.
was run down on
Recount of kidney
trouble. The kid-
ney secrettone
were retarded and
I had severe, rheu-
matic pains in my
back. I also sut-
in his shirtsleeves, lounged on
chair, puffing a short clay pipe.
Be-Write to LYDIA EPINKHAM MEDICINE CO.
HF. (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS., for advice.
Your letter will be opened, read and answered
bv a woman and held in strict confidence.
western states in this respect
The late Lawrence Hutton used to
say that having to take a little trou-
ble would impress a fact on anyone s
memory so that he would never be
able to forget it. In Illustration he
would tell this story:
"Our waitress, Maggie, could never
remember to put the salt on the table,
and time after time Mrs. Hutton would
remind her to do IL One morning It
was absent, as u~ual, andu said: ‘Mag-
gie, where is the stepladd""
“ It’s in‘ the pantry, sir.’
“ Please bring it in, Maggie.’ I said,
kindly.
"Maggie brought it in with a look
of wonder on her face.
“ ’Put it right beside the table.’ I
. commanded; and when,she had done
so I added: ’Now, I want you to climb
KEEP ALWAYS ON HANO
BOND’S LIVER PILLS.
On* amall pill at bed time will cure
Headache, Biliousness, Constipation.
Torpid Liver, etc. Do you doubt it?
Try them once. They never act un-
pleasantly. Small, Mild, Safe, Inex-
pensive. All Druggists 25c.—Adv.
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ASHINGTON.—The result of the government’s experimental work in
horse breeding, begun in 1913, is interesting. Unlike foreign govern
its, the United States had made no experiments in the scientific breeding
RHE effort to make Washington the experimental ground for the develop-
l ment of scientific methods of food distribution is, In less than a year’s
lme, showing practical results that stand as a working model for any city
Remedy for sick headache, r™.-rinseWa,
Tutt’s Pills
TRY THE OLD RELIABLE
WINTERSMITH’S
V CHILL TONIC
For MALARIA "FEVeE
A FINE GENERAL STRENaTHENINQ ToKIC
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^3 Fie ""22: £
You tan help your Stom-
ach back to a normal condi-
tion. induce liver activity
and bowel regularity by
cireful diet and proper ex-
ercise, to which you should
add the toning and strength-
ening qualities to be found
in a fair trial of
A hot bath with Cutlcura Soap and
gentle application of Cutlcura Oint-
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
of oczemas, rashes, itching* and irri-
tation* of infants and children even
in severe cases.
Sample each free by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Get Domn’et Any Stor-, Me a Box
DOAN’S “„Psy
FOSTER-MLLAURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.
pago reservation, Arizona, and Q9y
| has obtained a permanent appoint-
ent. He even got free transportation
I Washington to take his new job.
| Now "Snookums” is on duty at
e Zoo. He doesn’t have much to
—-just walk up and down for rial-.
rs to look at, but a number of calls
beady have been paid by govern-
ent surveyors, for his fame had pre-
ded him.
I Edward Anderson, Jr., son of Dr.
Id Mrs. Edward Anderson of Rock-
North and South America have to-
gether an area of about 15,000,000
square miles.
of horses for army uses, and it was
only as the result of a recommenda-
tion to congress by a number of ex-
perts who had inspected foreign studs
that an appropriation of $50,000 was
setaside and the work turned over
to the department Of agriculture,
which in turn delegated it to the bu-
reau of animal husbandry. The ob-
ject was to produce desirable types
of cavalry remounts and artillery
horses.
Efficient Une.
Can you tell me the quiclest way
to get up in the world?”
For chronic pain in the back apply
Hanford's Balsam. Rub it on and rub
it in thoroughly. 'Adv.
A Cool Request.
"It was a hard swim, mum," said
the life guard who had just effected a
difficult rescue. "But we made it."
"Quite so," said the lady calm-
ly. "Thank you very much. And now
would you mind going back for my
bathing cap?"
At; Wr
and wpiitting hend-
aches. Doan's Kid-I=FN‛, V
ney Pills gave me " I J| I’ K J
the drat relief and continued use fxed
me uP in good shape.”
W. N. U,, HOUSTON NO
He, discovered “Snookums.” His position not only found him, but those
Io assigned him to it had an Interesting time spiriting him away from his
Kher. He was found while Mr. Anderson and his associates were survey-
| near the Mexican line, in Arizona.
I The wildcats are regarded as dangerous animals in that region, and
*n after "Snookums" was taken to camp, it was feared his mother might
Ack him by night and put up a fight to rescue him. But the rest of the
tally probably kept her home.
I The party became attached to the mascot, and, when the work was done
was decided that "Snookums” ought to remain in the government service,
perintendent Baker of the Zoo here wrote that he would be glad to provide
Emanently for the ahmal.
I Meantime the cat had become domesticated. He was friendly and intel,
ent. He did not much like being placed In a box for shipment East, but
Bn at that indignity he did no more than show his teeth and ugly claws.
F On his box was placed the inscription, “My name is Snookums. Treat
h well. I am from Arizona.”
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New* From the Front.
Vicar (who had called to read a let-
ter to one of his parishioners from her
son at the front)—Your son, Mrs. Cod-
ling, has been fighting In the trenches.
For a whole week he was standing up
to his neck in water!
Mrs. Codling—Well, I never! This
war is doing some funny things, sir,
to be sure. We couldn't get 'Im to put
water anywhere near 'is neck when 'e
woe at 'ome!—London Tit-Bits.
whose population wants to reduce the
cost of living.
This is due largely to the efforts
of John H. Sherman, superintendent
of the weights, measures and mar
kets department' of the District of
Columbia, who has taught the house-
wives how to eliminate the middle-
man by community buying. ,,
A nucleus tor the proposed mar-
ket system already existed. Three
municipal retail markets were operat
ing with indifferent success, Isolated
Mr. Sherman persuaded congress to
Slightly Satirical.
During the week after Columbia Uni.
versity had given Walter Damrosch
the degree of Mus. Doc. the noted con-
doctor received a note from Alexander
Lambert, in which the piano peda-
gogue remarked:
“I am so glad that you are a 'doctor
of music ’ Now, when I get sick of
music I shall know where to go.”
FOR TETTEN, SCALY FACE Envn.
TION
Use Tetterine. It 1a nIno an absolnte
( cure for Eczema. Ringworm. Erysipe-
i !•*. Infant a dore Head and all other
[ itching cutaneous disease*. It give*
1 instnnt relief and eMecta permanent
cure*.
—
Covering Cream Can*.
A great part of the value of keeping
cream cool on the farm and at the
station or creamery is lost if the
cream is exposed to the direct rays of
the sun while being hauled from the
farm" to the point of sale. Far too
few people stop to realize the impor-
tance-of covering their cream cans
when bringing them in to town. Ex-
pensive jacketed cans are not a neces-
sity to keep the cream cool. In sum-
mer weather just an ordinary piece
of wet burlap thrown over the cans
will keep the temperature of the cream
as much as 20 degree* below what it
would rise to if left uncovered while
being transported over the average
hauling distance.
from Timbuctoo and the German news
from Tokyo?”—Louisville Courier-
Journal.
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The Svstem
Take th* Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed oh every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv.
Regiment of Renown.
The Sixtieth rifle*. for which Sir
Herbert Raphael I* recruiting an
"3,°,"
ASPIINGT
IOSSIP.
For Aches. Pain* and Nervousness. rp “
IT IS NOT A NARCOTIC OR DOPE- a-exas.Directoroy
GENERAL HARDWARE
„ t AND SUPPLIES----
anwaroruPplSBunders
formationfurnished on renuint
PEDENIRON & STEEL Co,
HOUSTON .__SAN ANTONIO
matters.
isbUhas"hel"taHn2m2z:
Hanford’s Balsam. Economy
large sixes. Adv. ' ,
Women Life-Savers.
The National Women’s Life-Saving
league announces that with the open-
ing of the coming indoor season they
will inaugurate a new branch of work
in the form of a junior branch for girls
under the age of sixteen. No child
will be considered too young to learn
the rudiments of swimming, and prac-
tically all of the crack swimmers of
the league have promised their aid to
Miss K. F. Mehrtens, its president, in
developing the younger members.—
New York Evening Post.
"Sure 1 can. Pat a mule on the
hind leg. ’
mals, Jame* W. Gridley.
The labar atory where thy skele-
ton is being assembled, with its corps
of earnest workers, reminds one of a
lot of children working on a cut-up
picture puzzle, only the problem be-
fore the scientist and his assistants
is a more difficult one;* It la a three-
dimension puzzle with some of the
pieces missing, and others broken Into
many small fragments. Nevertheless
they are forced to resort to a system
OH!MY BACK
A stubhorn backache is canse to sus
pect kidney trouble. When the kid-
ney* are inflamed and swollen, stoop-
ing bring, a .harp twinge in the small
of the back, that almost takes the
breath away. Soon there may he other
«ymptoms: scanty, painful or too fie-
uent urination, headaches, dizziness,
or rheumatic pains. Don't wait for
these troubles to become serioue-uee
Doan’s Kidney Pills at once. You'll
find no better recommended remedy.
A Texas Case
Mrs. J. M Ward. Every.Pe- -«a
Greenwood St..tumtia<h-
Winnsboro. Texas iov “}P
says: "My health 24
infantry regimental and has al way*
a number of famous name* on its mus:
ter. No regiment has a finer list of
battle honor*.—London Evening
Standard.
“Arts and Craft* Battalion," la better
known by its old name than as tbe
King’s Royal Rifle corps. Next to the V, w« you „
Guards It is the most sought after of latest to me.
I After thirty years experience in the
drug business, I can truthfully say that
I have never seen a remedy equal to
Tetterine for Skin diseases A few ap- i
, IMuons haxe made a complete cure stairs."—Harper’s Magazine
of Tetter on hands. which I had almost "“e
despaired of ever curing. I also find It ' ----
skin'” " Boland DrXl’.^ I LADIES!
con, Ga.
"A" DHRMIwa. PRICK. SIXX*. rwt.IL
Cleanse* the Wound*.
For injuries from rusty nails or any
other external hurt*, apply Hanford'*
Balsam. It should kill any germs,
cleanse the wound and remove sore-
ness. Then quick healing will follow.
Adv.
Don’t Poison Baby.
Sim ^3" masgntang ernrtnep-LLo.o VRimg Brlapdsta
is s "A medicine which relievca pair andproduce8sleep,,but whch in Poaoa
out doeee producee etupor. coma, convuJmone and death. The taste .and
smell of medicines containing opium are disguised, and soldunder thenames
of ” Drops,” ” Cordials," “ Soothing Syrups,'* etc. You should not permit any
medicinto be given to your chifdren without you or your physician know
of what it is composed/ C ASTORIA DOES OT .
CONTAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature ~? -----
of Cha*. H. Fletcher. (/ x X4XX-7..
Genuine Castoria always bean the Bignature of-./- ‛«cc4K
European New*,
"Got the paper, my dear?”
"Ye*.”
"Well, what's the Russian news
The Latest,
{ "You ought to see my new flat."
"Any specimi feature*?"
"Well. I should say^A folding stove
and a built-in piano _____a-----
"Where's the sergeant of the
guard?” demanded the officer angrily.
“Gone across to the mess to have a
drink, sir" replied the private, salut-
ing smartly.
"And the sentries?"
"In the canteen, sir."
"Then, confound it, what are you
doing here?”
"Me, sir?” was the calm reply. "I'm
the prisoner!”
For years we have been stating in the newspapers of the
country that a great many women have escaped serious op-
erations by taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
pound, ana it is true.
We are permitted to publish in this announcement
extracts from the letters of five women. All have been
recently received unsolicited. Could any evidence be
more convincing ?
1 HoDanox, Me.—“ I had pains in both sides and such a soreness
1*1 could scarcely straighten up at times. My back ached and I
was so nervous I could not sleep, and I thought I never would be
my better until I submitted to an operation, but I commenced taking
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and soon felt like a new
woman.”—Mrs. HAYWARD SowEs, Hodgdon, Me.
9 SME, VILI, Ky.—“I sufered from a severe female trouble,
4 My right side hurt me badly—it was finally decided that I
must be operated upon. When my husband learned this he got a
bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for me, and after
taking it a few days I got better and continued to improve until I
am now well”—Mis. MOLLIE SMITH, R.F.D. Shelbyville, Ky.
Q HANOVER, Pa.—* The doctor advised a severe operation, but my
•• husband got me Lydia E- Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and I
experienced great relief in a short time. Now I feel like a new person
and can do a hard day’s work and not mind it.”—Mrs. Ada Wilt,
303 Walnut SE Hanover, Pa.
A DECATUR, III.—"I was sick in bed and three of the best physi-
“• cians said I would have to be taken to the hospital for an oper-
ation as I had something growing in my left side. I refused to sub-
mit to the operation and took Iydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
pound—and it worked a miracle in my case, and I tell other women
what it has done for me.”—Mrs. LAURA A. Griswold, 2437 Fost--
William Street, Decatur, HL
r CLEVELAND, Ohio.—“I was very irregular and for several years
V: my side pained me so that I expected to have tomundergo an op-
eration. Doctors said they knew of nothing that ..
would help me. I took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege- GGM8®a)
table Compound and I became regular and free 70 -4
from pain. I am thankful for such a good medi-
ome and will always give it the highest praise.”--
Mrs. C. IL Griffith, 1568 Constant St, Cleveland, O.
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